THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY
SUNDAY, AUGUST 13,
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OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION OF
THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
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Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications.
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MANAGING EDITOR ..............LEO J. HERSHDORFER,
CitEditor................................James B. Young
Howard A. Donahue Julian E. Mack
W. B. Butler
Women's Editor ............................... Dorothy Bennetts
Editorial Board ...................Herbert S. Case, Ell1en Nylund
Humor Editor..................................Donald Coney
Literary Editor..................................G. D. Eaton
C. R. Trotter
BUSINESS MANAGER ...................HEROLD C. HUNT
Advertising.............................Townsend Ii. Wolfe
Publication.............................George W. Rockwood
Accounts.................................Laurence H. Favrot
Circulation...............................Edward F. Conlin
Philip H. Goldsmith
Katherine E. Styer
Alma E. Young
SUNDAY, AUGUST 13, 1922
Night Editor-W. BERNARD BUTLER
Assistant-W. B. Rafferty
THE BEAUTY THAT IS MICHIGAN
Beauty that is functional rather than decorative,
purposeful rather than ornamental, is to character-
ize the buildings of the New Michigan. The great
building program, just now getting under way, con-
templates classrooms perfectly adapted to their pur-
pose, laboratories that are frankly laboratorips,
buildings which will honestly proclaim the nature
of the activities for which they have been designed.
It is going to be necessary to experience, as well as
to see these buildings in order to appreciate that
they are indeed beautiful.
To those persons for whom a University is a
collection of buildings, and who seek to find the
spirit of learning expressed in spires and donles,
there is going to be the keenest of disappointments.
To such persons the new buildings will present an
aspect of masonry and glass, perfectly fitting their
"factory" has already been applied to the Natural
Science building, which stands as an example of
what is to come. Nor was there any lack of fore-
sight in the construction of that building. The
builders did not for a moment delude themselves
that they were rearing a Temple to Science.
Beauty for its own sake can be found in the
proposed Law club and the Women's League build-
ing, and these two, each on its own side of the
campus, will lend an air to the whole University,
just as the Martha Cook building does now. But
it ought to be remembered that the serious business
of the University is not to be carried on in any
of these three buildings, and that the hard-working
taxpayers of the state are not called upon to build
The casual visitor to the University in years to
come will no doubt suffer disillusionment. -le may
even shudder at the aspect of the University that
is borne to him through his eyes as he walks across
the campus. He will, however, be greatly in the
minority as compared to the tens of thousands of
students whom the University will be serving each
year. It is upon these that the lasting impression
will be made.
There will always be those to whom the Univer-
sity is a collection not of buildings but of people.
And to these people the buildings will always be
places where a certain very serious business of
life is to be carried on. For laboratories made to
work in, for classrooms constructed solely for the
comfort and convenience of the student, for build-
ings which in no way intrude themselves between
the learner and his task, there will always be appre-
ciation. The beauty of such buildings will come to
be known through four, six, eight years of experi.
encing their comforts. Though they never give
anyone an aesthetic thrill, the buildings of the New
Michigan are going to endear themselves to an in-
creasing army of serious-and well-educated-peo-
The office received a letter yesterday addressed
to "The Michigan Age." Must be a new epoch in
Correction-The Frying Pan slipped up-only
142 hours and 33 minutes.
THE FRYING PAN
-a flash in the Pan.
SONNETS TO THE STAFF
The last gasp of the final sheet is done-
No more will Hersh, with wide, auriferous grin,
Ask .us to shoot the bally copy in.
Dorothy B. the social game has spun
For all it's worth. Her crew of damsels bright-
Female Pinkertons for league house chatter-
Disperse at last. The typists' clatter
Ends and swift comes down vacation night.
The Editorial Board no longer yawns
And beats typewriters in the face.
It's gently sleeping now 'neath other dawns;
But anyway, it was a terrible case.
And Chet the cub can sleep as once of old
Before long nightly sessions in the Hold.
Night editors sure are a rummy crew-
Julie, Bun, and Hod the Irishman-
A tyrannous, hard-fisted, driving clan.
But hat boots that? The Summer Daily's through!
The business sides conmes in for its just due;
With ads it rushes in, then out again
To hunt the wild subscription to its den.
It made two centimes grow where one had grew.
G. D. E. has ceased to thirst for gore
In Critiques where the smell of powder lurks.
The staff is glad the summer's o'er;
Yet sorrowful to leave the blasted works.
But happy, safe from rabid yeaders' yells,
Will be this wearer of the cap and bells.
"Tell me, what have you and Marcit in common ?"
"Well, we both dislike each others cigarettes."
He's So Dumb He Thinks That:
Chinese tongs are for loaf sugar.
And if bill hart's
(as it seems likely to do)
and mrs bill
demands as much alimony
as most movie stars' wives
then there will be
a broken hart
THROUGH AME RICAN HISTORY ON ROLL-
IV: The Spanish Americn War
The Spanish American conflict was likewise a
ssmall affair. It started when she hocked her jools
so Columbus could discover America. Later Theo-
lore Roosevelt ended it by a touchdown at San
V: World War
The World War, American's sixth and latest in-
ternational prizefight, was a battle royal between
every country containing a civilized quota of graft-
It was an Immense Mixup of poison gas, and
warlords. The entrance of these United States re-
sulted from the popular ditty, "He Kept Us Out of
The writing of "you chase me" notes to Germany
became such a popular diplomatic diversion just be-
fore our entrance into the struggle that the prices
of steel and paper rose to unparalleled altitudes.
This war did much to toward making the world
unsafe for the Democratic party. It also gave the
government detectives a chance to show their stuff.
And just yesterday.a man brained his caddie for
talking when he was about to make a mashie shot.
Truly a man with the courage of his convictions.
"Discouraged British Students to .Seek Utopia On
Lonely Island."-Daily Head.
Discouraged British students
On a lush Pacific Isle
Seek Utopian perfection
In Barrie's "Crichton" style.
And when the Summer session
Has bequeathed its flock of E's
Would that I might only join them-
Plucking rolls from breadfruit trees.
Today's Important Question
"See you in September?"
He was an "actor and movie star" says the Chi.
Trib. Probably the only individual to combine both
And we see that Eugene O'Brien, though injured,
will only lose his hair. Another film career blast-
Providence and the railway unions willing, our
vac. commences 144 hours from this point.
Thank you, and hope you have the same.
Step on it, clock! Step on it !
DETROIT tNITED LXES
Ann Arbor and Jackson
eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:oo
a. in., 7:o a.m., 8:oo a. n., .oo a. n. and
hourly to 9:05 p. mn.
Jackson Express Cars (local stops of Ann
Arbor)-9:47 a. m. and every two hours to
9:47 P. Im.
Local Cars, East Bound-5:55 a. m., 7:00
a. m. and every two hours to 9:0 p. m.;
i:oo p. m. To Ypsilanti ono--rr :40 P. in.,
12:25 a. M., 1:15 a. M.
To Saline, change at Ypsilanti.
Local Cars, West Bound-7 :50 a. MU., 2:40
To Jackson and Kalamazoo-..Limited cars:
8:47, 10:47, a.in.; 12:47, 2:47. 4:47P. nm.
To Jackson and Lansing-Limited: 8:47
Special Trips for Parties
New 18-Passenger Bus
Round Trip to Bathing Beach, $i.
9 a. m. and every two hours
till 9 p. ni.
Special rates on Dance Parties
ofi o or more.
H. C. FRY BUS LINE. Phone 2754-R
N. W. Corner Main and Huron St
707 N. University Ave.
Typewriters of nl makes. For
T Ew TN Sale and Rent
TYPEWRITI N and
Promptly and neatly done
O. D. MORRILL, 17 Nickels Arcade
YOU WILL FIND THE
and Mechanics Bank
A pleasant, conven-
ient and SAFE place
to transact your
101-105 South Main St.
330 South State St.
Member of the Federal Reserve
A place to bring your friends. Nowhere is
the food better; nowhere is the service
more prompt. Open all summer.
T.UTTLE'S LUNCH ROO M
Our prints are made on Velox.
Materials that are Eastman made and meth-
ods that are Eastman approved, plus the
experience of our experts are guaranties of
finest quality finishing.
Bring us your film's
For Your Summer Reading
BLU MAIZE BLOSSOM SHOP
213 E. Liberty
It's hard to serve
good foods all the
time, but the Ar-
manages to do it.
It's still harder to
serve them eco-
Upstairs i n Nickels Ar ca d e
WE WISH YOU
AND WILL APPRECIATE