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Page Twelve

THE MICHIGAN DAILY

Sunday, February 12, 1956

Sunday, February 12, 1956

THE MICHIGAN DAILY

the best Valentine of all...
?a CANDY
Valentine's Day, Tues., Feb. 14

Cinderman Finally Receives
Acceptance in Social Whirl

Fancy Valentine
HEARTBOX
A variety of milk and dark chocolates
in soft and chewy centers-packed in a
gorgeous heart box
1-lb.
Brix
Deluxe Heart ... Packed with
MINIATURES
Red Hearts: Packed with milk and dark
miniatures. Blue Hearts: An all milk min.
lature assortment. Pink Hearts: Fruit and
out miniatures in milk & dark chocolate.
1-lb.
2-a. 4
Box0
CONTAINS APPROXIMATELY 74 PIECES

KIIAYYAM
brings to Ann Arbor
Fine Assortment of
CoorJewelry-
of
CORAL
CREATION
Pastel colors of
Pink, Sapphire Blue,
Brown, and Amethyst
In
Earrings, Bracelets
and Necklaces
to Match.
Priced at
$195to$295
7KHAYYAM
719 N. University NO 2-8828

AMAZING DISCOVERY?:
New Product Gives
Heereeze Solution

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FANCY HEART BOXES,
Many wonderful assort.
ments...from 4 ounces U0 - 7.95
to 31/ pounds.
FAMILY ASSORTMENT

By VAINT HERD IT YET 4
Do you have a nagging wife?{
Are you bothered, disturbed,
tormented, tortured by the con-
stant yammering of your oncef
beautiful bride?
Do your friends. laugh at you
because you lack ambition and are
overshadowed by an overbearing
woman?
In short, are you hen-pecked?
Scream 'Yes'
Many people are forced to an-
swer "yes" to all the above ques-
tions. But there are also many
people who have the freedom to1
give a negative answer.
Are you one of the lucky ones?
Are you able to cut out derision'
and scorn often imposed against
your will?
Can you veto your wife's mock-
ery and ridicule?
Are you dominant?
Or are- you recessive?
Counter Doctors
The manufacturers of our pro-
duct have taken a recent survey
in the interests of humanity. They
found that fewer doctors today
are countermanded by nagging
wives or the traditional woman-
next-door.
More doctors today, than ever
before, are willing to assert (and
we didn't pay them) that our dis-
covery, our miraculous product, is
successful in 999.99 cases out of
1000.
You might'also be interested to
know that more doctors prefer our
product over other elementary in-
novations currently advertised by
women of impossible dimensions.
16 out of 20 prominent high
school chess players report that
our marvelous discovery is worth
more than can possibly be imag-
ined. They use our product against
tormenting English teachers, and
report wonderful results.
But enough praise for our pro-

Wrapped in
gay, colorful
Valentine
paper.

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1-lb. 5 2-lb.
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332 S. STATE ST.

HIS BEST FRIENDS TOLD HIM, BUT STILL HE. WASN'T
SATISFIED-Sweaty Sweeney was unaware of the social aspect
on campus. His friends finally gave him the truth. After learn-
ing his lesson, Sweeney (above) has been hired as bouncer and
floor show at League dances.
Groping George Interrupts
Coeds' Luncheon Meditation

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duct. It's time to show you the
real thing. Because you, and only
YOU, can make the right decision.
Is our product the thing for you,
the once-in-a-lifetime miracle
you've been waiting for?
We say yes, we repeat, "YES."
Goof Claim
If our product does not do all
all we'ye claimed. If it does not
satisfy your every whim and an-
swer your every desire. If it does
not succeed where all others fail,
and others do fail. In that case,
but that will never happen, we
goofed.
Our manufacturer, whose name
we prefer to keep silent for the
time being, has consented to reveal
to the public, for the first time,
and for a limited time only, The
Amazing New Discovery known
as CONCERT HERE-EEZE.
Our product is not a dud. Un-
like other supposed 'cure-alls,' and
we use the term with considerable
hesitancy, our product cannot fail.
CONCERT HERE-EEZE will ease
your problems and solve your wor-
ries.
The makers of CONCERT
HERE-EEZE have been particu-
larly careful in guarding their
simple formula for this great new
product.
BUT, because you've read this
far, we feel that you should be
rewarded.
Here, free of all imposing
charges, is our amazing formula
for CONCERT HERE-EEZE, to
ease your hearing, to hear your
concert.
Hurrah!
Our product is amazing, won-
derful, and all-inclusive.
If you have been bothered by
the innumerable things mentioned
above, then THIS IS FOR YOU.
And you don't have to spend ex-
horbitant sums for preventatives.
Here is the solution to all prob-
lems:
Stand in the middle of La Place
de la Concorde on July 14. Or,
if you can't get to Paris-stand in
the middle of Times Square on
Dec. 31. Or, if you can't get to
New York-sit in the middle of
Michigan Stadium during a Mich-
igan-Ohio State football game,
Poll Reveals
Coeds' Likes
In a recent Daily survey, 60 out
of 107 undergraduate women stu-
dents tested said they preferred
Political Science teachers over all
other kinds.
Men's physical education teach-
ers were a close second in the Daily
poll with 41 votes.
Also named were French teach-
ing fellows, 2 votes; English teach-
ing fellows, 2 votes; Philosophy
professors, 1 vote; and chemical
engineering teachers, 1 vote.
The survey was given last week
in all political science classes.

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UNIQUE, THOUGHTFUL GIFTS
FOR YOUR ONE-AND-ONLY

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Give the light of your life something personal for Valentine's.
See our wonderful selection and choose a gift that's just for her!

Sweters
Boses
Jackets
Skirts
SlackS
BillfolCIs

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Slips
H0fldbcgs
H~lusecoOI5
jewelry
Hosiery
Gloves
p ettic

HIS BOARDING-HOUSE REACH FINALLY GOT THE BETTER
OF HIM-Galloping (Groping) George Barzxcyznzsxi needs that
extra strength before the seasonal tussle on the hallowed Stadium
sod. The unperturbed coeds have gotten used to his presence and
merely contemplate their sorority pin or anything else in view.

Out-and-out elegance for ev'"'ngs outi
Warners*
"Merry Widow"
Lovely to look at-even lovelier on you!
This fabulous half-bra, Cinch and gar-ter belt.
In black or white nylon marquisette and elastics,
No. 1311 at $12.50. Other Warner bras, from
$3.95

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right at your heels! It's
gift can go a long way
set to play Cupid for you
Better hurry in
MAn AT LIBERTY
Only the Finest Quality

The PARnOT
Restaurant

Have your printing done at
RAMSAY PRINTERS
Playing Cards . . . Personal Labels
Pasters ... Tickets . .. Programs
119 E. Liberty / NO'8-7900

GOOD

FOOD

JEWELRY TOPS ON LIST!

It's easy to choose from our array of

Spring lovely

necklaces, earrings, bracelets, pins. Priced from 1.00 plus tax.

e Van
NICKELS ARCADE

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at reasonable prices
Closed Sundays... Open- Daily 7 A.M. - 7:30 P
WE SELL FOIR LESS!
338 South State

MAIN SHOP ON FOREST
just off South U.

CAMPUS TOGGERY
1111 South U. near Engine Arch:

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