r4 ,..R_., Page Twelve THE MICHIGAN DAILY Sunday, February 12, 1956 Sunday, February 12, 1956 THE MICHIGAN DAILY the best Valentine of all... ?a CANDY Valentine's Day, Tues., Feb. 14 Cinderman Finally Receives Acceptance in Social Whirl Fancy Valentine HEARTBOX A variety of milk and dark chocolates in soft and chewy centers-packed in a gorgeous heart box 1-lb. Brix Deluxe Heart ... Packed with MINIATURES Red Hearts: Packed with milk and dark miniatures. Blue Hearts: An all milk min. lature assortment. Pink Hearts: Fruit and out miniatures in milk & dark chocolate. 1-lb. 2-a. 4 Box0 CONTAINS APPROXIMATELY 74 PIECES KIIAYYAM brings to Ann Arbor Fine Assortment of CoorJewelry- of CORAL CREATION Pastel colors of Pink, Sapphire Blue, Brown, and Amethyst In Earrings, Bracelets and Necklaces to Match. Priced at $195to$295 7KHAYYAM 719 N. 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