THE MICHIGAN TIATIN
SATURDAY, MAY 16. 1953
S. ATTTRDAY MAY 1Ti'1 i V 1!7 )R
To Start Run
. Starring Miriam Hopkins, "In
the Summer House" whlich will
have its world premiere at 8:30
p.m. Tuesday in Lydia Men-
The second Drama Season play
will be presented on Broadway
next fall with Miss. Hopkins in the
Miss Hopkins has starred in such
hits as "Jezebel," "The Heiress,"
"The Skin of Our Teeth" and has
also made numerous appearances
on radio and television,
Supporting Miss Hopkins will be
Mildred Dunnock and Tamara
Daykarhanova. Recently appearing
in "Death of A Salesman," her re-
creating of the role for Hollywood
brought her an Academy Award
Miss Daykarhanova starred ear-
lier this year on Broadway in "The
Emperor's New Clothes."
Three special settings have been
designed for the play by Oliver
Smith who constructed the sets
for "Gentleman Prefer Blondes"
and "High Button Shoes.
Incidental music for the play
was written by the playwright's
husband, Paul Bowles.
Leading critics from New York
and Chicago are expected to at-
tend the first night performance.
. .. "Where I come from we all roll steam except the kids. They roll cigarettes and drunks."
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Gargoyle's Lanky Malcolm Enters 'Rec
By GAYLE GREENE
"My brother had a white rat
named Petey that ate the heads off
clothespins and the rat died be-
fore I was born so that's why they
named me Donald," the long lean
figure draped on the past editor's
couch in the Gargoyle office said,
popping a handful of peanuts into
Don Malcolm, '53, surveyed the
office where he had reigned su-
preme over campus humor for 12
hysterical months and spoke of
"how I seem to have become a
glory hog in my reclining years."
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"ERRZSK," he said, licking the
salt off his lips, "mine has been a
strange life. Singularly unevent-
ful," he added modestly.
"Down the road from my
grandmofher's house m Canada
there lived a lady who boiled
string to make soup. Then there
was Ab Rush who used to hunt
coons real late at night with his
dog and his gun and a portable
radio strapped to his back that
we could hear five miles away.
That made me laugh."
Malcolm has apparently been
laughing ever since except for the
time the one inch square sugges-
tion box on the wall of the humor
magazine's office revealed a note
which suggested: "Why doesn't
someone assassinate Don Mal-
colm." The only other suggestions
up to that time had been of a more
harmless nature, Ml coim explain-
ed: "Overthrow the government by
force," "Do your Christmas shop-
ping early" and "Why doesn't
someone open the window, it's
warm in here."
Malcolm first made an appear-
ance on campus several years ago
when he came to claim a scholar-
ship available to people named
to finance your new Car?
We will finance your new car.
$4 per $100.00 per year.
THE ANN ARBOR BANK
Corner Main-Huron Streets
U. of M. Branch, 330 South State
1108 S. University
Malcolm. "I was the only Mal-
colm," he said. "It was a choice be-
tween going to college or buying
a steam roller. Where I come from
we all roll steam except the kids-
they roll digarettes and drunks,"
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"MY FAMILY was kind of mad
I chose school, because for 33 years
back no one in the clan had ever
had an education," Malcolm said.
"You see, we're related to the kings
of Scotland. A book says so. I got
an uncle in Ann Arbor who wrote
it," he added.
"Tell them about your sister in
Alaska," suggested Jan Winn, '55,
newly appointed Gargoyle manag-
"Yes, do tell about your sister in
Alaska," said the other new editors
grouped about Malcolm in varying
positions of authority.
'I haven't got a sister," shouted
Malcolm. "Oh there's a funeral,"
he said hopping up from the
couch and jumping out the win-
"He goes home to butcher cows
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manager, and Shirlee Diamond,
'55, assistant classified accounts
Daily women's staff night edi-
tor positions went to Bea John-
son, '54BAd., Ann Mercer, '55, Roz
Shlimovitz, '55, Judy Silverman,
'55, Janet Smith, '56, and Joyk
Receiving 'Ensian business ap-
pointments were Barbara Barker,
'56, sales manager; Ani Cordill,
'56, assistant office manager;
Frank Cornwell, '55, promotions
manager; Connie Hilton, '55, sales
accounts manager; Marilyn Smith,
'56, contracts manager; Mary
Streib, '56, distribution manager,
and Pierre Welch, '55, assistant
and pigs every weekend," Miss
"Not every weekend," Malcolm
said climbing back in the window
"He's swell," Miss Winn con-
tinued. "We all think he is just
great. He did a lot for Garg-a
"YA DUMAYU, shto on durak
v sluzhbe Vall Strita," L. H. Scott
assistant art editor and foreign
secretary said. ("I think he is an
idiot tool of Wall Street," Scott
Malcolm interrupted to dis-
cuss the highlights of his Uni-
versity career. "When I was a
freshman I never used tosgo to
swimming class. The water made
me sick," he explained. "As for
my sophomore year . . . well I
did things," he said thought-
fully. "That was a good year for
wine," he added. "Then I was a
junior and then I was editor of
Gargoyle." Malcolm credits hisI
ascent on the humor magazine
staff to hard work, initiative and
"And don't think it's something
to work up to," he said. "You just
sink into it."
As for politics: "I always vote
by machine because my pappy did
and his pappy afore him," Malcolm
chanted. "I think I'l vote Whig
next time because I can't stand
the Tories," he said.
"I'M THINKING very seriously
of a short army career" he said
when questioned about future
plans. "I'm not enlisting by the
way," he said indignantly. "Do I
look like the hero type?" he asked
brandishing a T-square as though
it were a sword.
"Aren't you going to ask what
I hate the most?" Malcolm said
rising from the couch menacing-
ly. "It used to be the bubonic
plague, but now it's interviews,"
And what do you like the most
now, one of the Gargoyle crew
"The bubonic plague!" he shout-
ed as he rolled under the couch.
The job situation for June grad-
uates of the Education School of-
fers wages at an all-time high and
unlimited choice of location, T.
Luther Purdom, Director of the
University Bureau of Appoint-
ments and Occupational Informa-
tion, said yesterday.
Dr. Purdom stressed the need
for teachers throughout the
country and attributed it to a
birth rate which has been steadily
increasing since 1946. At the same
time, the number of teachers who
attend State schools has decreased
since last year.
Elementary teachers, librarians
and home economics teachers are
currently in the greatest demand
though in a few years all sec-
ondary teachers should be in the
More than 6,700 teaching posi-
tions are offered in Michigan for
the 1953-54 school year. About
half as many students will receive
their bachelor's degree in educa-
ti this June and of these about
two-thirds are expected to teach.
Student Legislature Cinema
Guild will present "The Green
Pastures" at 7 and 9 p.m. today,
and at 8 p.m. tomorrow in Archi-
On the same program will be
Walt Disney's Academy Award
winning feature "Seal Island."
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Chemistry Building, at 10 a.m. Chair-
man, C. S. Rondestvedt.
Doctoral Examination for Jan Bruno
Tulasiewicz, Economics; thesis: "North-
ern Rhodesia and Its Development
Plan," Mon., May 18, 105 Economics
Building, at 2 p.m. Chairman, W. F.
Doctoral Examination for Robert
Earl Lennon, Fisheries; thesis: "The
Feeding Mechanism of the Sea Lam-
prey, Petromyzon marinus Linneaus, and
its Effects on Host Fishes," Mon., May
18, 2122 Natural Science Building, at
2 p.m. Chairman, K. F. Lagler.
Doctoral Examination for Clarence
Albertus Sommer, Education; thesis:
"The Attitude of Organzied Farm
Groups Toward Education in Michigan,"
Mon., May 18, 4024 University High
School, at 4 p.m. Chairman, Claude Eg-
Doctoral Examination for Irwin
Brown,Speech; thesis: "Astractrand
Concrete Behavior of Dyphasic Patients
and Normal Subjects on the Gold-
stein-Scheerer Tests," Tues., May 19,
Room B-. r1007 E:Huron St., at 1
p.m. Chairman, H. H. Bloomer.
Doctoral Examination for Hsi Hsin
Tung, Civil Engineering; thesis: "The
Interaction of Top Chords and Trans-
verse Frames in Pony-Truss Bridges,"
Tues., May 19, 307 West Engineering
Building at 3 p.m., Chairman: L. C.
Faculty Sports Night. IM Building,
FAMOUS DROSTE and
BEST FOOD ON CAMPUS
7:30 - 10 p.m. All facilities will be avail-
able to faculty families.
New members of the Music School
Council meet May 16, 11:00 a.m. in Bur-
The Senior Ball Committee will meet
Monday afternoon at 5 in the Admin-
istration Building ticket booth.
S.R.A. Evaluation and Planning Ses-
sion, Sunday, at the home of the Bald-
win's. Meet at Lane Hall, 9:30 a.m., for
Graduate Outing Club meets 2 p.m.
Sunday at the rear of the Rackham
Building. Transportation provided to
Silver Lake where there will be outdoor
games and hiking.
Phi Sigma Society. "Studies on the
Potential Genetic Effects of the Atom-
ic Bomb in Japan." A description of
the studies, by William J. Schull, In-
stitute of Human Biology, to be pre-
sented in the Rackham Amphitheatre
at 8 p.m., Mon., May 18. Open to the
Deutscher Verein annual picnic on
the Island. Meet at Tappan Hall on
Sunday, May 17, at 2 p.m. Charge for
both members and non-members, 50c.
Have fun at the
Partridge Practice Range
We furnish clubs and balls
-21/ miles out Washte-
now - right on U.S. 23
OPEN EVERY DAY
10A.M. -11 P.M.
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323 E. Washington
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH
120 South State Street
Dwight S. Large, Erland J. Wangdahl,
Eugene A. Ransom, Ministers
9:30 A.M.: Discussion Class: The Christian Way
for Society. Pine Room.
10:45 A.M.: Worship, "Christianity Without Con-
troversy?" Dr. Large preaching.
5:30 P.M.: Fellowship Supper.
6:45 P.M.: Worship and Program. A student
panel of Seniors will speak on "What Education
Has Meant to Me."
8:30 P.M.: Bible Study-Amos.
Welcome to Wesley Foundation Rooms, open daily.
GRACE BIBLE CHURCH
State and Huron Streets, Phone 2-1121
Wm. C. Bennett, Pastor
10:00 A.M.: Bible School.
11:00 A.M.: "The More Excellent Sacrifice."
6:15 P.M.: Grace Bible Guild Supper.
7:30 P.M.: "The Lord of Life."
Monday, 7:30: Bible Class.
Wednesday, 8:00: Prayer Meeting.
A Friendly Church where the Word is Preached.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
1432 Washtenaw Ave.
Henry Kuizengo, Minister
William S. Baker, University Pastor
Charles Mitchell, Assistant Minister
Sunday Morning Services: 9:15 and 11:15, Henry
. Kuizengo preaching, "Prayer's Axioms."
Sunday Morning 10:30: Student Bible Seminar.
Sunday Evening 6:30: Westminster Guild meeting
and social hour. Student Center open weekdays
until 10 P.M., Fri. and Sat, until 12 P.M. for
study and relaxation.
ST. ANDREW'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH
North Division at Catherine
Rev. Henry Lewis, Rector
Miss Ado Mae Ames, Counselor for Women
8:00 A.M.: Holy Communion.
9:00 A.M.: Holy Communion andoCommentary.
9:50 A.M.: Student Breakfast, Canterbury House.
11:00 A.M.: Church School.
6:45 P.M.: Bible Study, University Students,
8:00 P.M.: Choral Evening Prayer. With special
music provided by the Alice Lloyd Memdrial
During the Week:
5:30 P.M.: Daily evening prayer in chapel.
7:00 A.M. Wed. & Thurs.: Holy Communion.
BETHLEHEM EVANGELICAL AND
423 South Fourth Ave.
Walter S. Press, Pastor
William H. Bos, Minister to Students
Irene Applin Boice, Director of Music
10:45 A.M.: Worship Service. Sermon by
Rev. Press, "The Meaning of the Ascension."
7:00 P.M.: Student Guild meeting at Lane Hall.
MEMORIAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH
(Disciples of Christ)
Hill and Tappan Sts.
Rev. George Barger, Minister
10:45 A.M.: Morning Worship.
Guest, Minister, Rev. Barton Hunter, Nat'l
Sect'y, Social Walfare Dept., United Christian
Sermon: "The Other Six Days of the Week,"
10:45 A.M.: Morning Worship.
Nursery for children during service.
9:45 A.M.: Church School.
CONGREGATIONAL-DISCIPLES STUDENT GUILD
Student Guild House 438 Maynard
H. L. Pickerill, Director
Mr. Hunter will speak on "But For the Grace
of God" at 7:00 P.M. at the Congregational
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, Scientist
1833 Washtenaw Ave.
9:30 A.M.: Sunday School.
11:00 A.M.: Sunday Morning Services.
May 17-Mortals and immortals.
5:00 P.M.: Sunday Evening Service.
8:00 P.M.: Wednesday: Testimonial Service.
A free reading room is maintained at 339 South
Main Street where the Bible and all authorized
Christian Science literature may be read, bor-
rowed, or purchased.
The Reading Room is open daily except Sundays
and holidays from 11 to 5, Friday evenings from
7 to 9, and Sunday afternoons from 2:30 to
LUTHERAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION
(National Lutheran Council)
Hill and Forest Avenue
Dr. H. 0. Yoder, Pastor
Sunday-9:25 A.M.: Bible Class.
10:30 A.M.: Worship Service-Sermon by Dr.
12:00-8:00 P.M.: Leave from Center after church
for All Day Outing. No evening meeting at
UNIVERSITY LUTHERAN CHAPEL
AND STUDENT CENTER
1511 Washtenaw Avenue
(The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod)
Alfred T. Scheips, Pastor
Sunday at 10:30: Service, with sermon by the pas-
tor, "A Divine Pattern for Family Living."
Annual Parents' Day. Dedication of 4 new
stained glass windows in chancel.
Sunday at 4:30: Parents' Day Vesper Service.
Sunday at 5:30: Gamma Delta, Lutheran Student
Club, sponsors buffet supper for parents.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
502 E. Huron
C. H. Loucks, Minister and Student Counselor.
Mrs. Ruth Mars, Assistant Student Counselor
9:4 5A.M.: Student Bible class studies "Psalms."
11:00 A.M.: Worship. Message: "Our Task."
Guild is holding its Spring Planning Conference at
Pinebrook Farm and will hold no meeting.
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and King of the campus. Congratulations to the
year's smartest looking formal fellow. . . and
ST. MARY'S STUDENT CHAPEL
William and Thompson Sts.
Masses Daily at 7:00 AM,, 8:00 A.M., 9:00 A.M.
Suindav at 8:00 A.M. 9:30 A.M.,11:00 A.M.