PAGE FOUR -4 THE MICHIGAN TIATIN SATURDAY, MAY 16. 1953 TV11E MTULTC1ANLBATTY S. ATTTRDAY MAY 1Ti'1 i V 1!7 )R } Bowles Play To Start Run . Starring Miriam Hopkins, "In the Summer House" whlich will have its world premiere at 8:30 p.m. Tuesday in Lydia Men- delssohn Theatre. The second Drama Season play will be presented on Broadway next fall with Miss. Hopkins in the leading role. Miss Hopkins has starred in such hits as "Jezebel," "The Heiress," "The Skin of Our Teeth" and has also made numerous appearances on radio and television, Supporting Miss Hopkins will be Mildred Dunnock and Tamara Daykarhanova. Recently appearing in "Death of A Salesman," her re- creating of the role for Hollywood brought her an Academy Award nomination. Miss Daykarhanova starred ear- lier this year on Broadway in "The Emperor's New Clothes." Three special settings have been designed for the play by Oliver Smith who constructed the sets for "Gentleman Prefer Blondes" and "High Button Shoes. Incidental music for the play was written by the playwright's husband, Paul Bowles. Leading critics from New York and Chicago are expected to at- tend the first night performance. -Daily-Don Campbell DON MALCOLM . .. "Where I come from we all roll steam except the kids. They roll cigarettes and drunks." * * * * * * * * * * * Gargoyle's Lanky Malcolm Enters 'Rec By GAYLE GREENE "My brother had a white rat named Petey that ate the heads off clothespins and the rat died be- fore I was born so that's why they named me Donald," the long lean figure draped on the past editor's couch in the Gargoyle office said, popping a handful of peanuts into his mouth. Don Malcolm, '53, surveyed the office where he had reigned su- preme over campus humor for 12 hysterical months and spoke of "how I seem to have become a glory hog in my reclining years." * * * "ERRZSK," he said, licking the salt off his lips, "mine has been a strange life. Singularly unevent- ful," he added modestly. "Down the road from my grandmofher's house m Canada there lived a lady who boiled string to make soup. Then there was Ab Rush who used to hunt coons real late at night with his dog and his gun and a portable radio strapped to his back that we could hear five miles away. That made me laugh." Malcolm has apparently been laughing ever since except for the time the one inch square sugges- tion box on the wall of the humor magazine's office revealed a note which suggested: "Why doesn't someone assassinate Don Mal- colm." The only other suggestions up to that time had been of a more harmless nature, Ml coim explain- ed: "Overthrow the government by force," "Do your Christmas shop- ping early" and "Why doesn't someone open the window, it's warm in here." Malcolm first made an appear- ance on campus several years ago when he came to claim a scholar- ship available to people named NEED MONEY to finance your new Car? We will finance your new car. $4 per $100.00 per year. THE ANN ARBOR BANK Corner Main-Huron Streets U. of M. Branch, 330 South State 1108 S. University Malcolm. "I was the only Mal- colm," he said. "It was a choice be- tween going to college or buying a steam roller. Where I come from we all roll steam except the kids- they roll digarettes and drunks," he explained. * * "'* "MY FAMILY was kind of mad I chose school, because for 33 years back no one in the clan had ever had an education," Malcolm said. "You see, we're related to the kings of Scotland. A book says so. I got an uncle in Ann Arbor who wrote it," he added. "Tell them about your sister in Alaska," suggested Jan Winn, '55, newly appointed Gargoyle manag- ing editor. "Yes, do tell about your sister in Alaska," said the other new editors grouped about Malcolm in varying positions of authority. 'I haven't got a sister," shouted Malcolm. "Oh there's a funeral," he said hopping up from the couch and jumping out the win- dow. "He goes home to butcher cows Board Names New Staffs (Continued from Page 1) manager, and Shirlee Diamond, '55, assistant classified accounts manager. Daily women's staff night edi- tor positions went to Bea John- son, '54BAd., Ann Mercer, '55, Roz Shlimovitz, '55, Judy Silverman, '55, Janet Smith, '56, and Joyk Stanlea, '56. Receiving 'Ensian business ap- pointments were Barbara Barker, '56, sales manager; Ani Cordill, '56, assistant office manager; Frank Cornwell, '55, promotions manager; Connie Hilton, '55, sales accounts manager; Marilyn Smith, '56, contracts manager; Mary Streib, '56, distribution manager, and Pierre Welch, '55, assistant advertising manager. lining Years' and pigs every weekend," Miss Winn smiled, "Not every weekend," Malcolm said climbing back in the window "He's swell," Miss Winn con- tinued. "We all think he is just great. He did a lot for Garg-a whole lot." * * "YA DUMAYU, shto on durak v sluzhbe Vall Strita," L. H. Scott assistant art editor and foreign secretary said. ("I think he is an idiot tool of Wall Street," Scott translated.) Malcolm interrupted to dis- cuss the highlights of his Uni- versity career. "When I was a freshman I never used tosgo to swimming class. The water made me sick," he explained. "As for my sophomore year . . . well I did things," he said thought- fully. "That was a good year for wine," he added. "Then I was a junior and then I was editor of Gargoyle." Malcolm credits hisI ascent on the humor magazine staff to hard work, initiative and nepotism. "And don't think it's something to work up to," he said. "You just sink into it." As for politics: "I always vote by machine because my pappy did and his pappy afore him," Malcolm chanted. "I think I'l vote Whig next time because I can't stand the Tories," he said. * ** "I'M THINKING very seriously of a short army career" he said when questioned about future plans. "I'm not enlisting by the way," he said indignantly. "Do I look like the hero type?" he asked brandishing a T-square as though it were a sword. "Aren't you going to ask what I hate the most?" Malcolm said rising from the couch menacing- ly. "It used to be the bubonic plague, but now it's interviews," he screamed. And what do you like the most now, one of the Gargoyle crew prompted. "The bubonic plague!" he shout- ed as he rolled under the couch. Posts Open To Teachers The job situation for June grad- uates of the Education School of- fers wages at an all-time high and unlimited choice of location, T. Luther Purdom, Director of the University Bureau of Appoint- ments and Occupational Informa- tion, said yesterday. Dr. Purdom stressed the need for teachers throughout the country and attributed it to a birth rate which has been steadily increasing since 1946. At the same time, the number of teachers who attend State schools has decreased since last year. Elementary teachers, librarians and home economics teachers are currently in the greatest demand though in a few years all sec- ondary teachers should be in the same position. More than 6,700 teaching posi- tions are offered in Michigan for the 1953-54 school year. About half as many students will receive their bachelor's degree in educa- ti this June and of these about two-thirds are expected to teach. Green Pastures Student Legislature Cinema Guild will present "The Green Pastures" at 7 and 9 p.m. today, and at 8 p.m. tomorrow in Archi- tecture Auditorium. On the same program will be Walt Disney's Academy Award winning feature "Seal Island." (Continued from page 2) Chemistry Building, at 10 a.m. Chair- man, C. S. Rondestvedt. Doctoral Examination for Jan Bruno Tulasiewicz, Economics; thesis: "North- ern Rhodesia and Its Development Plan," Mon., May 18, 105 Economics Building, at 2 p.m. Chairman, W. F. Stolper. Doctoral Examination for Robert Earl Lennon, Fisheries; thesis: "The Feeding Mechanism of the Sea Lam- prey, Petromyzon marinus Linneaus, and its Effects on Host Fishes," Mon., May 18, 2122 Natural Science Building, at 2 p.m. Chairman, K. F. Lagler. Doctoral Examination for Clarence Albertus Sommer, Education; thesis: "The Attitude of Organzied Farm Groups Toward Education in Michigan," Mon., May 18, 4024 University High School, at 4 p.m. Chairman, Claude Eg- gertsen. Doctoral Examination for Irwin Brown,Speech; thesis: "Astractrand Concrete Behavior of Dyphasic Patients and Normal Subjects on the Gold- stein-Scheerer Tests," Tues., May 19, Room B-. r1007 E:Huron St., at 1 p.m. Chairman, H. H. Bloomer. Doctoral Examination for Hsi Hsin Tung, Civil Engineering; thesis: "The Interaction of Top Chords and Trans- verse Frames in Pony-Truss Bridges," Tues., May 19, 307 West Engineering Building at 3 p.m., Chairman: L. C. Maugh. Events Today Faculty Sports Night. IM Building, FAMOUS DROSTE and LINDT CHOCOLATE plus BEST FOOD ON CAMPUS at ILumnbard'sUniversity Drug 7:30 - 10 p.m. All facilities will be avail- able to faculty families. New members of the Music School Council meet May 16, 11:00 a.m. in Bur- ton Tower. Coming Events The Senior Ball Committee will meet Monday afternoon at 5 in the Admin- istration Building ticket booth. S.R.A. Evaluation and Planning Ses- sion, Sunday, at the home of the Bald- win's. Meet at Lane Hall, 9:30 a.m., for transportation. Graduate Outing Club meets 2 p.m. Sunday at the rear of the Rackham Building. Transportation provided to Silver Lake where there will be outdoor games and hiking. Phi Sigma Society. "Studies on the Potential Genetic Effects of the Atom- ic Bomb in Japan." A description of the studies, by William J. Schull, In- stitute of Human Biology, to be pre- sented in the Rackham Amphitheatre at 8 p.m., Mon., May 18. Open to the public. Deutscher Verein annual picnic on the Island. Meet at Tappan Hall on Sunday, May 17, at 2 p.m. Charge for both members and non-members, 50c. GOLFERS Have fun at the Partridge Practice Range We furnish clubs and balls -21/ miles out Washte- now - right on U.S. 23 forT1 mile. OPEN EVERY DAY 10A.M. -11 P.M. AI DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN i 4 :4 4 ti --- -- I Read and Use Daily Classifieds "" 11 MICHIGAN GRADS - GIRLS - Coming to Detroit to Work? We're a group of four congenial career girls wit hroom for two more in our nine-room co-op house. (May have other vacancies in the Summer-Chief reason gals leave: Matrimony, altho we make no guarantees.) Conveniently located, closento downtown. Goodtranspor- tation. $18 a week covers a room,j meals, (including. snacks), maid service, laundry, automatic washer, grand piano, good parties. We do the cooking, very little other re-, sponsibility. Girls living here now engaged in teaching, psychology, advertising and personnel work. Average age 21-28. Many Michi- gan grads have lived here-this arrangement has been going on for sixteen years. Interested? Tell your friends - Write Maryellen Gould, 427 East Grand Boulevard, Detroit 7, Michigan. i 3 i t i ( . 4 .4 i I I I I on an interesting career in telephone work. We have many excellent positions about which we would like to tell you. Also we hove - NEW INCREASED STARTING WAGES for all of our positions. Stop in and let us show you what we have to offer. Michigan Bell Telephone Co. 323 E. Washington I FIRST METHODIST CHURCH 120 South State Street Dwight S. Large, Erland J. Wangdahl, Eugene A. Ransom, Ministers 9:30 A.M.: Discussion Class: The Christian Way for Society. Pine Room. 10:45 A.M.: Worship, "Christianity Without Con- troversy?" Dr. Large preaching. 5:30 P.M.: Fellowship Supper. 6:45 P.M.: Worship and Program. A student panel of Seniors will speak on "What Education Has Meant to Me." 8:30 P.M.: Bible Study-Amos. Welcome to Wesley Foundation Rooms, open daily. GRACE BIBLE CHURCH State and Huron Streets, Phone 2-1121 Wm. C. Bennett, Pastor 10:00 A.M.: Bible School. 11:00 A.M.: "The More Excellent Sacrifice." 6:15 P.M.: Grace Bible Guild Supper. 7:30 P.M.: "The Lord of Life." Monday, 7:30: Bible Class. Wednesday, 8:00: Prayer Meeting. A Friendly Church where the Word is Preached. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 1432 Washtenaw Ave. Henry Kuizengo, Minister William S. Baker, University Pastor Charles Mitchell, Assistant Minister Sunday Morning Services: 9:15 and 11:15, Henry . Kuizengo preaching, "Prayer's Axioms." Sunday Morning 10:30: Student Bible Seminar. Sunday Evening 6:30: Westminster Guild meeting and social hour. Student Center open weekdays until 10 P.M., Fri. and Sat, until 12 P.M. for study and relaxation. ST. ANDREW'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH North Division at Catherine Rev. Henry Lewis, Rector Miss Ado Mae Ames, Counselor for Women Students 8:00 A.M.: Holy Communion. 9:00 A.M.: Holy Communion andoCommentary. 9:50 A.M.: Student Breakfast, Canterbury House. 11:00 A.M.: Church School. 6:45 P.M.: Bible Study, University Students, Canterbury House. 8:00 P.M.: Choral Evening Prayer. With special music provided by the Alice Lloyd Memdrial Fund. During the Week: 5:30 P.M.: Daily evening prayer in chapel. 7:00 A.M. Wed. & Thurs.: Holy Communion. BETHLEHEM EVANGELICAL AND REFORMED 423 South Fourth Ave. Walter S. Press, Pastor William H. Bos, Minister to Students Irene Applin Boice, Director of Music 10:45 A.M.: Worship Service. Sermon by Rev. Press, "The Meaning of the Ascension." 7:00 P.M.: Student Guild meeting at Lane Hall. MEMORIAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH (Disciples of Christ) Hill and Tappan Sts. Rev. George Barger, Minister 10:45 A.M.: Morning Worship. Guest, Minister, Rev. Barton Hunter, Nat'l Sect'y, Social Walfare Dept., United Christian Missionary Society. Sermon: "The Other Six Days of the Week," 10:45 A.M.: Morning Worship. Nursery for children during service. 9:45 A.M.: Church School. CONGREGATIONAL-DISCIPLES STUDENT GUILD Student Guild House 438 Maynard H. L. Pickerill, Director Mr. Hunter will speak on "But For the Grace of God" at 7:00 P.M. at the Congregational Church. FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, Scientist 1833 Washtenaw Ave. 9:30 A.M.: Sunday School. 11:00 A.M.: Sunday Morning Services. May 17-Mortals and immortals. 5:00 P.M.: Sunday Evening Service. 8:00 P.M.: Wednesday: Testimonial Service. A free reading room is maintained at 339 South Main Street where the Bible and all authorized Christian Science literature may be read, bor- rowed, or purchased. The Reading Room is open daily except Sundays and holidays from 11 to 5, Friday evenings from 7 to 9, and Sunday afternoons from 2:30 to 4:30. LUTHERAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION (National Lutheran Council) Hill and Forest Avenue Dr. H. 0. Yoder, Pastor Sunday-9:25 A.M.: Bible Class. 10:30 A.M.: Worship Service-Sermon by Dr. Yoder. 12:00-8:00 P.M.: Leave from Center after church for All Day Outing. No evening meeting at Center. UNIVERSITY LUTHERAN CHAPEL AND STUDENT CENTER 1511 Washtenaw Avenue (The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod) Alfred T. Scheips, Pastor Sunday at 10:30: Service, with sermon by the pas- tor, "A Divine Pattern for Family Living." Annual Parents' Day. Dedication of 4 new stained glass windows in chancel. Sunday at 4:30: Parents' Day Vesper Service. Sunday at 5:30: Gamma Delta, Lutheran Student Club, sponsors buffet supper for parents. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH 502 E. Huron C. H. Loucks, Minister and Student Counselor. Mrs. Ruth Mars, Assistant Student Counselor 9:4 5A.M.: Student Bible class studies "Psalms." 11:00 A.M.: Worship. Message: "Our Task." Guild is holding its Spring Planning Conference at Pinebrook Farm and will hold no meeting. 4' V I. 'I 11 THE WINNER! JIM MCCLU RG . ' ii 11 aU V U JW t1 AT UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN and King of the campus. Congratulations to the year's smartest looking formal fellow. . . and ST. MARY'S STUDENT CHAPEL William and Thompson Sts. Masses Daily at 7:00 AM,, 8:00 A.M., 9:00 A.M. Suindav at 8:00 A.M. 9:30 A.M.,11:00 A.M. I !1 0 I 11 ii