THE MICHIGAN DAILY
FRIDAY,. JAN. 7, 1938
Student Now I
Makes His Way
By Using Ciche
Here Expressions Olden
Rout Silence Golden
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deem yourself by reciting . . .
"The class average."
What kind of a girl can she be?
'A queen, a goon, or a spook."
Of course you are very careful
"Let college interfere with my
And at the dormitory door of a
late Saturday night the boys may
"Necking, smooching, tangling
or pitching the woo."
When you have no money you
"As flat as a pancake."
How is that?I
And now the three standard
expressions of greeting?
"How's it going? What's the
dope? Hello there?"
On the majority of afternoons
last fall the football team . .
"Went to the cleaners."
When your lady fair refused
you a date last week she was
"The green banana."
You say you have two pipes,
Mr. McBergen. Whatare they
"Yellow bowl and Geology 12." j
If four out of five girls are
beautiful of course the fifth one
Comes to. Michigan."
In East Lansing the State sup-
ports .. .
"A cow college."
Well, thank you, Mr. McBergen
and that will be all.
"Okay, good-bye now and
don't take any wooden nickles.-
Belknap Gives Talk
Eric the Red gave the island of
Greenland its name, Prof. Ralph L.
Belknap of the zoology department,
said at the meeting of Phi Sigma,
zoological society, held Wednesday in
the Natural Science Building.
Greenland has an area of about
three times the size of Texas or ap-
proximately 14 times the size of
Michigan, according to Professor
"The typical Greenlander is a com-
bination of an Eskimo and a white
man and lives in villages that face
ether the South or themSouthwest so
that he can get the most amount of
heat from the sun, since seal oil lamps
are the only other means of getting
any heat," he said.
Women Confess Holdup Slaying
Truck Driver, Hurt James Says Brazilian State
In Crash, Is Better
Shows Urbant Industry Increase
Jack Carr, 19-year-old truck driver
'from Piqua, 0.. was described in a
'"better but somewhat doubtful" con-
dition late yesterday by University
hospital doctors. He was injured in
in an accident early Tuesday between
Saline and Clinton.
William Grosuch. 37. Tipton, who
was driving the car which crashed
into Carr's truck, killing Carl Os-
born, 22 years old, is still being held
at county jail charged with drunken
driving and investigation of negligent
iomicide. Osborn's death was the
first auto accident fatality of 1938 in
Shaw's Book Relates Story
Of University's Centennial
A University Between Two Cen-
tunes," edited by Wilfred B. Shaw,
director of alumni relations and con-
taining all the proceedings of the
recent centennial celebration of the
University, has just been published
by the University Press.
The book contains all the speeches
given at the celebration. and a sum-
mary of all discussions.
REGENTS MEET TODAY
The Board of Regents will hold its
monthly meeting at 3:30 p.m. today
in Angell Hall. Two new members
will sit with the Board.
Presents Paper On Topic caused the chief population shifts,!
At Meeting Of American1 Professor James said, after outiin-
egre rsnO nvAmentio ing the population changes by areas.
Geographers Convention 1 While Sao Paulo has been occupied
for over 400 years, he pointed out, it
fncreased small land holdings and has a population of only 6,500,000. Its
the beginnings of an urban indus- landscape has been shorn of forest
trial development are the important cover, leaving eroded worn out soils,
factors in the population changes of with little permanent settlement.
recent years in Sao Paulo, Brazil's He outlined the reasons for its
most commercially developed state, ;slowness of development as follows:
mscommergtoapapereay d ee efsorecheap land and labor, expensive cap-
according to a paper read here before ital, the plantation system with its
the annual meeting of the Association sharp distinction between landed
of American Geographers recently by aristocracy and poverty-burdened
Prof. Preston E. James of the geog- workers, the failure of the wealthy
raphy department. people to invest in industry and thej
rDehyidepartcofeepltermination in the past few decades I
Decline of coffee planting and the of immigration from European coun-
increased production of cotton have I tries.
Plans Speech Series
The Unitarian Church will feature
a series of "Happy Sunday Evenings"
this month. The weekly meetings
will include a candlelight service of
poetry, music, and meditation, a
buffet supper, speeches by religious
and scholarly leaders in the com-
munity and a town meeting on un-
The planning of the program is be-
ing conducted under the leadership
of the Unity Hall Board.
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Police at .Newark, NJ., said Mrs. Ethel :Strouse Sohl (right) and
Genevieve Owens (left), 17, had confessed the $2.10 holdup in which
a bus driver was killed. Mrs. Sohl was quoted as returning to the car
where Miss Owens was waiting after the holdup and said "I had a
tussle and I think I shot a man."
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Plans Jon ies
D Skornia Will Conduct
Trip Through France
Twenty-one groups, each with a
different itinerary, will co:nprise this
year's Studenu International Travel
Association's summer program of ac-
tivity, Dr. H. J. Skornia, of the Ro-
mance Languages department, an-
The travel organization is an inter-
nationally known institution, having
branches in most of the nation's lead-
ing universities and colleges, said Dr.
Skornia, head of the Michigan sec-
tion. The national headquarters is
in New York.
Dr. Skornia who last conducted a
Central-European tour, will be in
charge of the group which will jour-
ney through France by bicycle and
motor. All students who are inter-
ested in traveling and meeting new
people through their trips are urged
to join the organization.
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