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FRIDAY, MARCH 11,1932.

Published every morning except Monday during the University
year by the Board in Control of Student Publications.
Member of the Western Conference Editorial Association.
The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for re-
publicztion of all new:%, dispatchies; credited to it or not otherwise
credited in this paper and the local news published herein.
Entered at the Post Office at Ann !Arbor, 9ichigan, as second
class matier. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant
?ostnaster General.
Subscription by carrier, $4.00; by mail, $4.50
Ofi::es: Ann Arbor Press Building, Maynard Street, Ann Arbor,
jfichigai>. Phones: Editorial, 4925; Business. 21214.
Telephone 4925
City Eitor;.......;.....'.~. Carl Forsythe
Editorial Director ............................ Beach Conger, Jr.
News Editor ................................... David M. Nichol
Sports lditor..............................Sheldon C. Fullerton
Women's Eitor .........................Margaret \l. Thompson
Assistant News Editor....................R......lobert L.'Pierce

the essence of violets. Eyebrow pincers and atomizers
have taken the place of wire brushes and Sloan's
linament. The Von Hindenburg haircut has degen-
erated to something as smooth as the outside of a
grapefruit rind and glossy as a furrier's sealskin.
Beings of today are merely trying to be ferocious
out to the southwest in Zuppke's little kingdom,
Commerce instructors complain that they are receiv-
ing less jaw and more bilge over low examination
grades than any time since the mauve decade. Beef-
steak is unknown to our restauranteers, who must
now choose the white meat of spring chickens and
the wings of turtle doves for finicky and anemic
It is a pretty pass when nothing remains but a
few engineers to .remind one of the men of the old
days. The boys who come from north of Green street
and live in the wilds between Springfield and Clark
are the only members of the extinct race who used
the dangerous clasp. ebony-handled razor.


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CALL 2-1214

After having been just as mean
as dirt to the women's staff all
week we realize that we have been
unfair, unjust, and pretty nasty all
around. We want to take this op-
portunity to beg the humble par-
don of the women's staff before the
Editors run in another official
apology on us. We really are very
sorry for what we have done,
though, and we won't let it hppn
again for nearly two weeks at least.

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Frank i PGilbreth
Roland A. CGoo
Ear seii
John W. Thomas
Brian Jones

J. Cullen Kennedy James Inglis
dman Jerry E. Rosenthal


George A. Slauter.

Sports Assistants

John S. Townsend
s A. Sanford

Stanley W. Arnheim
Dona;ld )'. Illalikertz
Edward C. Campbell
lhotas Coineilan
P(obert S. JDeutsch
Albert L. Friedman
Clar-nce Hayden

Fred A. Huber
fiiau-Fld F .K Ite
i:<iArar~l I:.2\Ma,-shall
l~ad l art ain
Albert ?I. Newman
E. erome Pttit
Prudence Foster
Alice Gillhe t
[-rancesAl mnlhester
Elizabeth Mann

J1os.-ph IReri han
lrmAke . .y Shaw~
Parkser 1imy .'r
PRbert S. WXard
R. W~inters


Miriam Carver
Beatrice Collins
Louise Crandall
Elise Feldman

Margaret O'trun
Ieverly stark
1 ma Wal sworth
Joseplane Woodhans

Yesterday we read all
Swhole women's pagea
only one sentence of d
(Loyola News) tegrity. Quote:
The current comments on the lack of political in- "The evolution o
centive among the college and university students of. through the primit
the United States as compared to the wild eyed, when tom-toms a n
pseudo-radicalism of students in foreign countries were used, into the
remind one that students in America realize the will be given."
futility of student uprisings for little or no cause.
In foreign countries these student uprisings are We hope that our df
more a form of intercolegiate sport than a serious Co-eds fromwil trying ou
problem. The authorities look upon them with a woens ff.W igu
kindly eye and cast the ringleaders into jail when women's staff. We might
they pass the raving stage. They have never ac- by new bloo. Oh well
complished a lasting good. the rest of the paper.
In the United States, however, the average uni-
versity student is so taken up with his studies and Spring Is Here
extra-curricular activities that he has no time to I_*
get together in groups and go off at half cock every
time he sees a cloudy sky when the weatherman
forecasted fair.
Europeans and apologetic Americans who can note
see the good of anything which has not been im-
ported from across the water can not appreciatej
good, wholesome American collegiatism which oc-
cupies itself in those of a mature and doddy senilism
foisted upon them by those who themselves have
had this same shallow philosophy of life drilled into
them when they were too young to resist it. Lack of
radicalism among the American collegians is not ITEM.
a proof of American inbecility and lack of active The weather: Not so
thought; it is a state of mind to be encouraged and had to go and put our
fostered rather than lampooned and jeered at. glove back in the botto

over the
and found
oubtful in-

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Open after dances, too.
Sugr Bowl
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Department Managers
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University Store is aintained,

Orvil Aronson
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Allen Clark
Robert Finn

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FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1932
Briand, theit : ~ j~i~k ;
World Statesman
THE death of Aristide Briand, whose body is
lying in state in Paris, is mourned throughout
the civilized world. While he lived, Briand had
a profound faith in the ultimate reasonableness
of men and nations; and now, with the eloquent
silence of death, his spirit continues to plead for
world peace.
Unlike many idealists, Briand always kept his
feet on solid ground ; his thoughts were undoubt-
edly often in the clouds, but he never lost sight
of the fact that dreams must be practicable if they
are ever to come true. His plans for international
amelioration were always presented in logically
composed treatises and pacts; his convincing pre-
sentation rarely failed to get his proposals signed.
Of Briand, perhaps, more than of any other of his
countrymen, may it hence be said that in him
French logic combined with Gallic emotion to
produce an international statesman of the first
We have neither time nor space here to review,
all that Briand accomplished during his lifetime of
service, but it would be impossible to speak of his
death without recalling at least a few of his
achievements. The informal meeting between
Briand and Stresemann, the German foreign min-
ister, in the cafe in the little village of Poiry, which.
resulted in the treaty of Locarno, is already classic
among stories of diplomatic proceedings. Germany
and France, by promising never to war against
one another again, took a definite stride in the
direction of world peace.
The Kellogg-Briand peace pact, at least half
due to the latter, will always elicit praise for this
Frenchman, who, representing a nation tradition-
ally inclined to war, signed a promise to remain,
forever at peace.
In 1929 Briand proposed a plan for European
union. His method for forming a United States
of Europe, as the proposed union has been termed,
is still much discussed. Although changing con-
ditions may render this plan impractical, it will
undoubtedly guide the statesmen of tomorrow in
their attempts to fulfill the need that the modern
interdependence of nations makes ever more vital.
Like all other products of his fertile, kindly mind,
this document wil forever remain a monument to
the genius and foresightedness of its author.

(Daily Tar Heel)

again. We wish springN
ry up and arrive.

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Time and again there has risen editorial lament
concerning the student monopolist, that student
everyone knows, who, either because of his zestful
ardour for acquiring knowledge or, more likely, be-
cause of his fanatic hunting for high marks, appro-,
priates the classroom discussion. Admittedly a petty
problem, it still is annoying and, to a degree, injur-
ious to those who share his presence in class. The
detrimental effect of desultory student chatter upon
classroom propriety, upon the various students' brow
made feverish by exasperation and the hopelessnessI
of the situation is too well realized for furtherI
By the time such a student reaches his junior year
and still is as incorrigible as ever, the. situation is
well nigh hopeless. At least with a freshman, whose
tendencies and habits are set in a foundation not
too firm, he can with pleasure be told his faults with
the probability that they will be corrected. But of
course, with an upperclassman, it is different. And
besides, it wouldn't be such a pleasure to tell him.
But how distressing is this too visible manifesta-
tion of the failure of home-training, of the past
secondary and even college education which have!
allowed the individual to retain this disagreeable
habit, this aggressive selfishness for fulfilling, in a
superficial manner, his desires, a habit which will of
necessity become more intense, more offensive, as
his desires are heightened by ambition.I
(Daily Kansan)C
A new and progressive step toward the solutionI
of our many college educational problems has beenI
taken with the announcement by Northwestern uni-
versity that 12 child prodigies, from 13 to 15 years.
of age, will be admitted to the university for thef
express purpose of becoming objects for study.
What to do with these young students has long
been a stumbling block. Many universities refuseE
them admittance because they feel that they simply
do not fit into campus life. Older students regard
these prodigies as youngsters who are either to bea
ignored or to be taken care of like babies in arms.a
In turn, the prodigies very often realize their mal-
adjustment and grow self-conscious.
Northwestern plans to give the precocious young- I
sters a wide latitude in their field of study and to
interest them in all the outside activities possible.I
In this way, the university authorities hope to pre-
vent early specalization on their part. .They hope
to prevent the students from choosing a narrow
range of subjects and neglecting all others; for al-
though the student may become a genius, there is
an equal chance that he may become a complete
"She Wanted A Milionaire" is just about what the
title would lead you to expect, but aside from a few
major difficulties in plot, the picture is entertaining.
The story begins in a small Missouri town, where
Joan Bennett is a beautiful, honest, pure brunette.
Joan goes on an engine ride with an employee of
the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe, and a little later
on finds herself in a beauty contest in Atlantic City.
There are a lot of lovely scenes full of things that
are always found at beauty contests, and finally,
strangely enough, Joan wins the cup.
Una Merkel is a bit disappointing because she
tries to be a sophisticated, hard-boiled newspaper
woman instead of a naive dormitory girl, and her
o-e . a rn s cad ardiled nesapr

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Johnny Chuck Shovelling Snow.
The latest development in
the Lindbergh mystery is that
Mr. and Mrs. Al Capone have
sent expressions of sympathy
to the Lindberghs and ha e
made statement sto the effect
that they, (t h e Capones),
would feel every bit as bad as
they (the Lindberghs) feel if
their (the Capones's) son were
stolen. Al Capone, that typ-
ical, square-jawed, American
business man, has offered $10,-
000 reward for the capture of
the kidnapper. Hurrah for the
United States of America!


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Your NoeBo


The new Gargoyle

in all its

splendor is now to be had for the
nominal sum of fifteen cents on the
campus and at all newsstands. We
are particularly fond of the full
page caricature of Uncle Joe Burs-
ley on the first page. Thomas M.
Cooley, 21, has announced that the
picture is eminently suitable for
framing and that if anyone wants
a good copy of the caricature he
can get one printed on heavy
enameled paper upon application
at the Gargoyle office. We are also
very partialrto Gurney Williams'
article on Fire Exit signs. This is
also suitable for framing.



New Campaign-


Get in the Game!

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(Daily Illini)
Large numbers of our campus boys have seeded
the upper lip. Their cultivation of the badge of
manhood gives us examples of both tragedy and
comedy in a minor key. Their programs compare
with congressional reforestation projects.
Few of our pseudo-men will ever bring back the
mustache cup of our forefathers. Most of them are
incapable of producing even the chin down of a soft
bosomed Adonis. Campus politics, strong cokes, pat-
ent razor blades, pastel-underwear, powdered noses,
facials, old-rosed ear lobes, Adam's apple control,
rlo nir if ron,.. ITma-in ) fnf n+n ciem,

The Rolls photographer is
nearly crazy trying to get pic-
tures of all the new women
tryouts t h a t a r e flocking
around the building. There
seem to be something over
twenty-five of them, and each
and every one is a bevy of
beauty. Yoh--_---Yee-doh.
. . Whooooo .........Ta-
dum-ta-dum-ta-dum .. .....
. . -.-Ha-cha-cha.
(Continued on Page 7)
We keep hearing complaints
about the way the side doors to

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