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MANAGING EDITOR
Jo 14. CHAMBERLIN
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tUFSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1927
?Nght TEdiorK NNETH G. PATRICK
THE AIJTOMOB1; 4BAN
Taking action on the automobile
'uestion which aroused the interest
of the campus last spring, the Regentst
at their meeting on JTune' 17, 1927,
passed the following resolution: "Re-)
solved-'t1hat no stud nt in attendance
at the- University from and -after the
begining of the first semester of the
'Universty yer, 1927-192, shall ope-
l te any 'motor vehicle. -In exceptional
and extraordinary cses in the di-
cretion of the Dean of Students this
rule may be relaxed."
For the benefit of entering students
and those who followed the situation
last semester, The Daily wishes to re-
affirm its stand in opposition to ;a
~ copete ban upon the student opera-
tion of cars. A resume of the events
leading 'up to the Regents' action is
pertinent.
The first restriction placed by the
'U nive'rsity on the operation of auto-
moblle ~was put into pffi. et in the fall
of 0 916 under the Rgents' ruling thatl
uperlasmn chlatially eigible
would be pritted to ope rote cars.l
v 11(ile (aE , .[' i'itit'>>lle p i ge for t he first year, M e o mhIent o h s r da i u " i lef e - i
the hinds~ of a commnittee :omposed of
six studenits and twvo liculty mem-
ber&. It was the woRk of this group to
secre the reg;istration of all student
operated car!; and to prohibit the use
of a;utomobiles by freshmnen and those
schola tically ineligible.y
On April 2,21127, foeling that the
existing situation was unsatisfactory,
the ReMgents announced that "further
restrictive action of a comnprehensive
nature" mright be taken at its May
meeting. In response to the an-
houncemrent, The Daily inade its i
itial stand against a complete ban on
cars, pointing out the need of respon-
sible enforcement officials. Several
'day later, following a conference
with the editors of The Daily, Presi-
dentl Clarence Clook Little Consented to
te;t tfurther thle existing regualations
u'nder rigid enforcement will, drastic
lpuircshment for offenders.
Th,,s mor'e stringenlt enf orceI~ment
'wiAs left in the hands of the existing
commlrittee which now begaii to dev: ote
several hours daily to the work. Stu-
dvents Mho had neglected to register
their cars were oadvi Ced ~through Tee
Daily to do so imdaey nre-
spouse, more tAnufIv e hddad-
vis;ed the committeo that 'heywere
ai which the decision concerning the
au~cess of the test wa to be given
Action~ however, ;was deferred until
the June meeting. of the :Board of
Regents when the majority of the stu
dents had left Ann .Arbor,
In June the Regents took the action
previously mentioned, basing their
move upon the recommendation of thet
student committee and upon the:
neglect of the 50 students who regis-t
tered their cars after the aforemen-t
tioned test began instead of at thet
first of the semester. Ue of the, lat-
ter information as an argument
against enforcement of the moderate
ruling was unfair and in ^violation of1
the agreement made by the President.
It penalizeid the students for co-
operation In an attempt at more rigid1
enforcement. Likewise, the report of
the student committee can hardly be
accepted at its face value since. It was
far from an unanimous opinion.
To enforce the ruling which went
into effect yesterday, the University
has employed an assitant to the ean
of. tuoents and a motorcycle police-
man who will devote their time to
this work Following its belief of1
last year, The Daily maintains that
the presence of these of iials is pre-
cisely what was lacking in the en-
forcement of the modified ruling last
spring.
No committee of students giving af
fair amount of timhe to scholastic worke
would be able to seek out completely
the violators of the ruling and to con-t
'sider adequately the detailed mnatters
requiring immediate decision from
day to day.'t
University officials have adopted
efficient means of enforcing any such1
ruling, In their effort to effect a su-
cessful regulation, .however, they have
also changed the ruling to be enforced.
iii so doing, they have gone mucht
further in a legislative direction than
is necessary. What is needed is a om-
bination, of the present efficient
means of enforcement with a rood- I
erate ruling which University officials
iow agree is the ultimate solution.
Unless such moderation Is allowed,
University students will be denied thet
convenience of' time-saving transpor- '
tation, the use of the automobile forl
beneficial rereatio, and many of the
other adtvanitagea secured through the
reasonable operation of a car. In an
educational' institution intended to ,
prepare thip for their life sevice,tt
seems ini stent that it s atdrt
should be refused the privleges oft
their high school brothers and si-
ters,
With little dout the abolition of
all automotrhlOle will cure the 'evil,l
but it will also punish hundreds ofr
Michigan students who have the re-
quired scholastic average, the god
judgment and the common sense tot
operate a car-and- this group Pres-
.dent' Little has admitted constitutes4
a majority. It is also recognized that
the President has strongly Intimated
that the present abolition will merely
be a step to a more ideal situation.
,Yet, no definte time for the return of
the automobile privilege to even a
small group has been set, and the
main condition has 'involved the dem~-
onstration by the students of some co-
operative spirit--something which is
very difficult to determine and which
the experiences of last year showed
to be very uncertain in a student body
as large as that at Michigan,
Therefore, The Daily regards the
continuation of the present total ban
as an injustice against the great ma-
jority of students when a moderate
ruling as that of last year may be en-,
f orced by suach efficient ainistrative
cffircerXas thAe University has now en-
gaged,
The Freshmen seem to be in for _t
tough time of it thist year. With ther
ears banished, the students have li-}
tie else to occupy tem br's nd at-I
tending to the proper ediiation of s
the younger generaton,
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The most amusing spetacle of the v
day was furnished by one beyond thex
bounds of the Freshman class, in I
credts if not in spirit. It was the f
Sophomore, arrayed in a shiny, bluet
hat, an "EM" pipe, and a new suit, the i
whole an emblem of gloronesss
cockiness, who appointed himselft,
master of ceremonies.
p CAPS ( yAirI ffs,
} "The University took:(hageIt
} of ,the Freshmen last week," de- (t
clared 'the irrepressible Sopo-
more. "Now we're putting on a
} Freshman week of our ovn.'
They fi YHERO!c
The airco-ed was twhind tigtlv
abut the aria of her sup'r-rnfisulinv
escort. The laughing, yeihng crowdr
surged about them and Ii' ''rasp e
tightened, Out 12n the street a. youth,.
In grotesque attire topped by aa gryt
felt cap, was attempting to directt
traffic pa.-o. the bsy intersection c
fwhile the crowd of onlookers cheered
hi 1L fforts. Admiraion alore filled}
the girl's eyes as -she razed into thos'
of her companion, "Oh, Runs," shen
' murmnured, "I just can't imagine you i
ever being like that" c
ANNONCINM1 ItsLI {S .^ Q1 fWEK ;
Foundedl for the purpose of enlight-c
enin i te ne wlyenroled members ofF
theFreshman class, instructing temf
in. the lisle points of University life, c
and divulging to them those things e
that even their best friends might faill
to tell them, olls' Own Frosh Week
has come into being,
It is not our purpose to conflict
with the Freshman week program al-
ready. carried out by other officialsx
of the Univers ity, Rather we seek to
carry 'Qut a schedule that will be of
true benefit to the new entrants intot
the University.e
EVENTS for the day will be pub-t
lished each morning of the week, in
the regular Rolls column. A ll Fresh-
Men are expected to read carefully
all instructions and follow the, re}
iglously. I
ROLLS FR F S K M lN Vl im
ITodays Progranm.jI1
} "8:00-12:0(-Mixer for menron Ii }
lbrary steps. All Frteshmen
} requested to wear garters a
k and red flannels.}
} I00-3: 0---Freshman sing, on
} Angell hall steps.
}3:00-:00-Athletic events, at
stadium near Engineer's
arch. Kfiickers must be worn,.
5:00-:00-General assembly, at}
j! State street promenad }
TI"E ATE R
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The U.of M. Tsain
The ec-rwn~popularit y of
Moasterthp-en"1
IO' Iare itut( us''') t .-a rli' i ' t'n-1i
lsr's intet ii i n t;. b YJ((1Jti t I Ann Au
i'1i'hp I ',rot n h ic> 7 11 .' - ci t' i 'ts
flagelinor hi'>nrta.
troi n el (etuniiion .li
.'ut I It t'1 1wli all th i ill d fut'',
+,;1sle, th 1(' 'cerlsntle' ;tni(isun I n
;j~A0 1 ro It iLi'(1(Rchi ta't I1nSall7 oerk
(i .e t ICognIioeial tinge they mainl-
iat os thereore ti( i lence. l
'Ithd Damaisu, o7 oeriiis tn
1Cihe d til' td anii at ' I 1(SplicyI oftt y
brceakthbt:( lc(- oer iea'x-h i
cwolun f 'the review, an, in r;,AND
taten'dthe 'utiglytlousey It'i
fild, at'utui £>it) te flniI (Y!a' i Ch
ncessayticismo wasf eep cnzmein t hi
title. e eslivws the ubsequent erci>
p one of theclm ouldon ('ns('a;adi
alusive cognomen iwli' h is now of-.
f'i1al.fl n te w rd, -?;11 r
Itc ithaereesaidein hth i'in-
aefttly rgthheadequacy of s8~et -
dent publica tionsfor e l illyilof
cdamantr, iThie. reon ftlr thulis
eld, a certin aheount of adv-et'tis
('riti1ismamustlbeiexec ttd and is 11.in
eitabl. thi?'ersoheowe;ll~ d pur-
pose ofthhecolumn old e defeatl e
ath c,!!OmAsentr wi Iout val,
"rtisuit.....e eoilsn pro-
p4'l te le t Uni t.hut l)been t'(huhat
1.11 Oet ise 1iV n l.-u tie pAr-
childish auompetnt 1('b1ifal"findig,
andil thereght ildue dsapitmnt'ill
love 0' idi ~etuio.i' ~iit <shouldt
fLlow-E that i1I, i the enterta)" imntis-L ?
amate, asnd all othrdptmnsi
Iarist rwhoatr 1cmme1 nd otnlin is
st ccmayth buues.An
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idue te it: tunequalleditigqaltlarge ittn ca patcity and dlurability,
cor,j),ed kwith factory servicen by temaeii~there int- Ann 4 'f:.: ! }.i 'rb of'.
Ridear's Pen 'Shop
Aalkn Arbor
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;'er I earn oif :;paill ftit crcecnt ly
tot' New York w herethey l vwill ;play ll 11S
thre iant1s on wa ivers.
'USE DAILY WANT A DS
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.Ann1ouncing;
'UE.SD4Y NIGHT DANCE
G 'I"'n SAin comp1lies withlthe re-
wxeek d(lnce lby annoing tiL ;ihe new
uedyNight LDance from s to i() 10. any
whlare unlale to aittenld on Wednesd(° ays
canl now elljol ;a peppy (dance during the
wveek. Hilr"'il tinls and h is Wolverine"
'will fuirlish f! lllmusic :and enltertalimenti
Dancinig Everyi
Tuesday, Wed iwecda, Friday, Saturday
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Realtors ?nd Insurers -
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BE KIND to the Frosh; we
have been. that bad ourselves.
may
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As usu3al each year, afewto- 0odlumt
Spirits h-ave already assuimedt the re-
sponsibility of welcomniing the fresh-}
men to the campu1s in their own in-6
imitable manner. Delighting in their
"foriginality," these individuals, with
their couirage screwed to1 the proper
pitch by their massed numbers, ar'e
reverting to practices generations old
in o;rder to heap indignities upon thej
nezw'comertIs.
To some of these thle proverbial
word of wisdom mt nay h sufficient,
F'or others it is useless-t poinit to the
futility of hazfing, They can ;not seem
to comprehend that such su.pervised
co ntests as tie spring and fLl games
are qualified to replace the nc,_on-
trvolled and often dasngerous rivarly
whiMch characterized relation betaween
ithe two lower classes a decade or so
agco. In self interest, however, this
latter group, if not too f ar below
;normal intelligence, may be deferred
from suchl conduclt by the knowledge
that conviction of hazing may be fob-
lowed by expulsilon froni the uni-
With the ;rece ssion of the flood wa. t-
ers in; the Southern inundated dlis-
tricts, public interest in the great d is-
NO PROGRAM, has been planned
for this evening, in order to give the
Freshmen a. chance to find oit a few
things for themselves.
A; TRUE campus hero will arise
in the shape of the person who shall
suggest something original for Frsh-
men to do while "under the influence."
wOTTA. LIFE I WOTTA 1LIFE!
Welcome! 'Welcome!I Welcome!I
For a full week the words have been
fechoing in our ears, Of course we're
all glad to see the Fr'eshmen with us.
Bu t ater inspecting the -present group
f rweek, it seems unnatural that
the sould merit such a commotion.
Noi doutV the ITnIversity officials
are genuinely glad to see us all passy
soil, anld a newi group take our places.,
It is to be e., pected that the new std!-
dients, wNho ha e not yet had a chanmce
to expun l in the nornmal gr oth of
t 11iiarsity life, wit] rest more easily
In the ever-tig'hteiihi bon~ds of our
neiw discipline.
The next move by the " Little-con;-
trol led" Regents shou l be the: em?«n-
ployment of a few wild i es I a,. l A trrain-
step int imeirtion8ofperfetdis
Sc~j1ipine{
liln srf). ~i1k'* " * o w* )_
"E Biti'i fl li?' 1('s ?'ulP[re f a
tofle .? itrene.
S This epigram drippe,) etlyfro
Thle pe fthe G(lalic philosoph):er, and(
apieid unctuous balitn to the wound-I
edt spirits. of a dozen or e ciis,I
-"whose plaintive failing from ,. ade am.!xd
ivo'+ry towers- had bee cusicll
qu estioned, And evenat tat, M
Franice's aphorism bears ons; ! i rable'
truth-and especially when i"t i ap-s
ple o a y c li ae '1matter of classical or senii-c lassn-aI'
content.
But within theoil(cal field it h).) r
decidedly optinlmist1 'twmg 'itht'
constant nming: lingof the godawl'ul
and the go(7 od ta, Ut aPuS
drama, nmusic adltrtrt1iui
miss anyth11ing unsat= ; i.2t'Sfac tL t _x _Wia
empty(persiae oiall . 1 i,
pul se'.'!,!is dliparity;" accouts fo;rFu
great~i deal of the tune4Ve n templo of tixe
field. ,And this is wa atstere-
-view, of even the mt ,. d' 1) !t it-
thou' ---even 'such ,men a=sB-r r
S.haw 4and Max Beerbohmt'---Poor iti
Cal ma1'tter, -
The above is 1a ratIret' dumbtraiti
outline of the critical it 0 ,psuad f,!da~r>1+rds h'itlie
sive, but fhas ithe in-ten .r0 ti 'w crrect-
ing certain ifalse ;) imnin'eions of thCie
fuinct~ions of the rl i' a'dwt
ltt iit )ope that cti' tin ;letIc'1 " 0
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