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[URSDAY, MAY 1, 1024
ditor-THOMAS E. FISKE
CRYING NEEDS
he average student does not
proper physical exercise is a
wn fact. The greatest stress
legiate athletics is placed up-
Tarsity teams that will repre-
thousands of students on the
and this is natural, It is
)ected that the funds spent on
equipment will go largely to
lopment of the better athletes,
petition requires it, but this
relieve the general student
economist and a politician. AndI
whether we agree with his views or
not we are bound to concede the brilli-
ance of the mind which conceived
them. As a scientist he is impregn-
able. He has perhaps done as much:
as any man in modern times to expose'
and disentangle the web of obscurity
which has surrounded advanced chem-
oco-physical science.
For his views in the field of economy
and 'political science Mr. Russell has
been severely criticized. The social-
isin which he preaches is an unpopular
doctrine both in England and the Unit-1
ed States, largely because of the stig-
ma which the word "socialism" carries
with it in these countries. The aver-
age person turns hastily from social-
ism, whether it be the most advanced
Marxian doctrine, or that spirit which
actuates the present British adminis-
tration. The chief objection to social-
ism has been in the, means which
have 'been used in promulgating it:
there can be no doubt about the desir-
ability of the goal. No man can seri-
ously call himself a Christian and
at the same time refuse recognizing
many of the socialist doctrines, for
it is the doctrine which is at the very
basis of the Christian religion. The
whole question revolves around thej
problem of finding a feasible method
of grafting it onto modern civilization.
Most people say it is impossible. But
Bertram Russell doesn't think so.
When Mr. Russell is called a social-
ist the thought of revolution and all!
the claptrap of the radicals should bef
banished. He would start with govern-
ment ownership of public utilities,
working gradually toward the ends
DO YOU LOVE
YOUR
Present her with a nice box of candy
and a beautiful framed MOTIIER
MOTTO.
We have only a limited supply of these
beautiful MOTHER MOTTOES.
-_ - -:
MOTHER
It's you, sweet Mother I'm thinking of,
I'm thinking about today;
The smile on your face,
The cheer on your brow,
Your loving and tender way;
A mine of gold is not half so dear,
And you grow more precious from year
to year.
It will be observed that by chang-
ing Mother to Mamma, you will have
a Broadway song hit, fit for Kid Boots
or the Follies.
* * *
THE REASON WHY
'Tis not because she's pretty in her
manners and her way,
'Tis not because she speaks so well
on topics of the day,
'Tis not because she's capable in things
both great and small,
'Tis not because she's popular and
loved by;one and all;
Though they are "things" that place
my girl in class of extra-fine,
The reason why she's wonderful, is
I just because she's mine!
POISON IVY
ISubmitted by:
EDITORIAL COMMENT
DOCTOR TIME
iNotre Dame Daily
Though certain facts may lead us to
doubt the usual reasonableness of
groups of the only creature with ra-
tionality--the genus boobus, as Mr.
IMencken might say, we must event-
ually admit, not with Mr. Mencken this
time, that these rational creatures are
fundamentally and eventually quite ra-
tional. Though, led by fanatics, men j
may often do peculiar things, and
though foolish ideas may seem to tri-
umph, Doctor Time generally restores
the common mind to normalcy and
common sense.
In Oregon, for instance, it seemed
that the tempestuous attacks on the
rights of parents to educate children
as they wished, whether they educated
them well, had become successful. And
if Oregon won such a victory, it seem-
ed reasonable to suppose that similar
victories, being waged in many other!
states, were likely in other states.
But though the people of Oregon
were marshalled against the private
schools, the judgment of a United
States district court was just-em-
phatic and categorical. The decision,
it is expected, will be sustained by the
United States supreme court, and will
judicially settle, probably for all time,
the contention, put forth to serve the
ends of bigotry, that the state has aI
I right superior to that of the parents
in deciding the character of education
a child should receive. The court de-
cided that the law that required all
children of grammar school age to at-
tend the public schools was unconsti-
tutional, because it was an invasion of
property and occupational rights, and
it did not find it necessary to consider
the question of religious liberty.
The judgment was deliberate and!
r sane, and the question may now be
definitely settled-thanks to Doctor
Time.
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which le wishes to achieve. There's Stanley S. Iversen
nothing radical about this. It has al- 621 South State St.,
ready been done in a number of coun- Ann Arbor, Mich.,
tries. The question is, what would the * *
next step be? It remains for such Day before yest
great minds as Bertram Russell's to Cowles rose from hi
show us the way. ed out of the window
self,. It looks likei
MOTHER'S DAY have a gloomy aspe
Michigan's latest attempt to honor singing differently f
the real force that makes the univer- sing on sunshiney d
sity possible-the parents of Michi- my slicker today.
gan's sons and daughters, is being car- . With Cowles, the
ried out under the direction of the the deed. He break
Student Christian Association. Moth- slicker, and set off
er's Day has been set for May 11th,' ever and anon putti
and a program in honor of the mothers ee and anon ytti
see if it were yet r;
is being arranged. I And when he go
Father and Mother always go to- ,wat did he see? H
gether. They remain the first and best squads of B and G be
friends of their sons and daughters. al in command, wat
They plan for their happiness, they Alumni Memorial H
work that it may be assured, they re- him, but he went on
member when all others forget. As A day he won
Michigan stands, as an enormous coin- rained for ten min
munity composed entirely of the in his nine o'clock-
younger .generation,, it is fitting. that it : *
should honor the older. Mothers' Day1
is coming soon, and Mother should not h t above t
j have neatly typed ti
be left out By that we mean 1
Among the entertainments planned
stiff to run that we
iis a meeting at Hill Auditorium on yesterday and didn't
the 11th, at whcih Edgar Guest, whose morning. So if there'
poems to "Mother" are famous the a raincoat there, y
country over, will be the speaker' !the makeup man
} Numerous house parties will coinbine tions; if there is
to make Mother's stay in Ann Arbor.nteye is n
a memorable one.T raincoat, you will k
Not long ago it was urged that Mich- * *
igan's sons. notify their fathers of .My professor
Father's Day. Now they also have the* is an awful
privilege, for a privilege it is, of writ- I rotter. He
ing to Mother and asking her to be a sits all day
guest at Ann Arbor on May 11th. This andl plays with
is the first time that such a day has a blotter.
been planned; its success depends not a
on the mothers, for they will accept, * *
but on the students of Michigan- Just what, we pau
whether they will extend the invita-bJusthsgeyaJ
tionor nt. jbecome of this guy J+
tion or not. riesc nam
-las Mother ever forgotten? Return cai? h an alnigs
t colmpH vingen w s.
the compliment! .Hvn o
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erday the great'
As couch and look-
w. Said he to him-
rain. The clouds
et. The birds are1
rom the way they
ays. I shall wear
word is father to
fasted, donned his
for the campus,
ng up his hand to
aining.
t to the campus,
[e saw a couple of
oys, with a corpor-
ering the lawn of
all. This puzzled'
n+
e the slicker. It
utes while he was
-,and that was -all.'
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dear readers, we to be presented by b e Cercle Francais
he wordHoldover, to-morrow evening in Sarah CaswellI
that we want the Angell Hall. The cast will includef
wrote day before William Randall as Sganarelle, Esth-
appear yesterday er Kern as Martine, H. M. Sewell as
's something about M. Robert, Charles Hodgman as Va-
ou will know that lere, P. J. Prenevost as Lucas, Don-
followed instrue- aId Snyder as Geronte, Evelyn Srnith
nothing about the 1as Jacqueline, Clara B. Lau as Lucinde,
now that he didn't. E. N. Karay as Leandre, W. R. Day
as Perrin, and fortunately finally, W.
* H. Clinton as Thibaut.
Mr. Randall who takes the lengthy
and difficult role of Sganarelle has had3
considerable experience in campus
dramatics and was at one time con-
nected with Sam ume at the Arts and I
Crafts Theatre in Detroit. Special cos-
Pedro Sanchez tumes, of course, have been ordered,
* and the rather ambitious settings re-
se to inquire, has quired for the play are under the direc-
unius, that was to tion of Professor Kenyon.
'ht stench in the,
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ntramural department has
d competitive athletics anmong
2nt body and is drawing out
of students to take part in its
but they also are those who
irally athletically inclined,
ore stress should be laid is
udent who is not an athlete.
one who needs exercise most
e he hesitates to take part in
ip athletics he will swing a
or a tennis racquet--i' given
,
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canned the mails
i - t f th.
cilities for this type of individual
t are sadly inadequate at present.
e are twenty seven tennis courts
'erry field and six clay courts on
ter field for the women. Hardly
dent for a university of this size
i schools like Harvard boast forty
aore. To test the truth of this
ment put on the flannels, join the
ng line and see how long you
to watch others play before your
comes. A golf course, perhaps on
and south of Ferry field, squash
s, these would be other induce-i
s to bring the students out-of-
and give them bodily exercise.
some schools university help is
i in securing this sort of equip-,
. Michigan has an Athletic asso-.
n that handles its athletic pro-
, and it has been developed one of
inest athletic plants in the coun-
The details of this plant however
acking and these are what are so
tially needed at present. To fur-
hese details University aid should
ven. The Athletic association has
inds ful' to pay off the field house
so little can be expected from it.I
mediate action is to be taken it
come from the school authorities
should realize that it is not only
ental training but for physical de-
HEARST THE PRODUCER
William Randolph Hearst, owner oi
papers in practically every city of size
in America, is today the producer of
some of the finest motion picture films
the public has been privileged to see.
And strange to state, his movies are
distinguished by features so opposite
fron those of his papers that one is
nmystified to see them issue from the
same hand.
Such pictures as "When Knighthood
Was in Flower," "Under the Red
Robe," and "Yolanda" will, we believe,
stand for years along with the notable
works of David Wark Griffith and sin-
gle productions by a few others, as
the cleanest, most instructive, and
most inspiring stories that have been
filmed in the 15 or 20 years movies
have existed.
The growing appreciation by the
movie-going public of plays of the
calibre of these indicates the slow but
sure "education" process which that
public is imposing on' itself. The peo-
ple have become tired of a steady diet
of the silly stuff that formerly "went
over" well enough. They are demand-
ing the higher forms of the art. For
movies like all other arts, appear in
widely removed grades, and the histor-
ical or semi-historical movie, just as
the historical literature, will always
occupy a high place in this classifica-
tion.
That Mr. Hearst should he the man
for two days and seeing nowt oLn e
man, we Incline to the belief that we
shave been hoaxed.f
But the same trick won't work again.
** *
A petition is being circulated that
will demand the revival of the Rover
Boys. We feel that it is only right
to warn the public that such a move
is under weigh-just to give the op-
position a chance to gather itself to-
,gether.
SPRING PAEAN
The women with new bonnets
Greet the Spring.
Then the gay exeuberant milliner
4 Has his fling.
And the weather's nice as
SIN-
But hard to GET
Your lessons IN.
In the Spring, in the Spring,
In the Spring!
-Galignla
The rest of the col will, appropriate-
ly enough, be a colloquy. Hurray!.
CALIGULA: Well, Miguel my man,I
what shall we get off for Cowles this
evening?
MIGUEL: Well Cal, how about Mr.
Bridges?
CAL: Just something to bridge the
gap, hey?
MIG: Isn't this good?
CAL: Yeah, look at this simple son-I
of-a-gun here. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
'r n ha ha . ,
"TIIE LOWER DEPTHS," a review
by Robert Henderson.
My theatrical education is complete.
In less than a year, ini sonic six
months, I have been able to see "The I
Miracle," Eleanora Duse, Mary Gard-
en in "Salome," and now the Mos:'ow
Art Theatre Players in "The Lower
Depths." My theatrical education ,is
complete,
One could point to a thousand things
to make the occasion significant-the
stage pictures, the ensemble, the indi-
vidual characterizations, the make-up;
one could go on endlessly--but occa-
sionally there come moments in the
theatre that obliterate such technical
details and raise one next to sublime
satisfaction, an almost inarticulate
amazement at such perfect art.
. On such an occasion there is little
virtue in restraint; adjectives that
would be tasteless and ineffective con-
cerning the conventional production
are hardly worthy of describing the
remarkable work of these Russian
players. They have every atom of a.
specialized technique worked out to
the most scientific detail, and to this
they add a peculiar love and genuine
sympathy for their parts that elevates
their repertory, great plays to begin
with, to the plane of positive genius.
In "The Lower Depths," with its
Presents
Le Ccais
,eMede'i aigare Lul
B) MOLIERE, the Master of Comedy, and
"L'Anglais Tel Ou'on
le P re,.
1 TRISTAN BERNARD
on
Friday, May
2
at 8 o'clock
fascinating picture of human deprav-
ity, they create an Ltmosphere of tol-
erant pathos that is quite impossible
to describe; it is squalid and repulsive,
a portrait of life at its lowest, but
m-ik-,h itn tilh +ois ia noto nf vrm-.
A most excellent entertainment is anticipated after the three knocks.
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