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The greatest stress legiate athletics is placed up- Tarsity teams that will repre- thousands of students on the and this is natural, It is )ected that the funds spent on equipment will go largely to lopment of the better athletes, petition requires it, but this relieve the general student economist and a politician. AndI whether we agree with his views or not we are bound to concede the brilli- ance of the mind which conceived them. As a scientist he is impregn- able. He has perhaps done as much: as any man in modern times to expose' and disentangle the web of obscurity which has surrounded advanced chem- oco-physical science. For his views in the field of economy and 'political science Mr. Russell has been severely criticized. The social- isin which he preaches is an unpopular doctrine both in England and the Unit-1 ed States, largely because of the stig- ma which the word "socialism" carries with it in these countries. The aver- age person turns hastily from social- ism, whether it be the most advanced Marxian doctrine, or that spirit which actuates the present British adminis- tration. The chief objection to social- ism has been in the, means which have 'been used in promulgating it: there can be no doubt about the desir- ability of the goal. No man can seri- ously call himself a Christian and at the same time refuse recognizing many of the socialist doctrines, for it is the doctrine which is at the very basis of the Christian religion. The whole question revolves around thej problem of finding a feasible method of grafting it onto modern civilization. Most people say it is impossible. But Bertram Russell doesn't think so. When Mr. Russell is called a social- ist the thought of revolution and all! the claptrap of the radicals should bef banished. He would start with govern- ment ownership of public utilities, working gradually toward the ends DO YOU LOVE YOUR Present her with a nice box of candy and a beautiful framed MOTIIER MOTTO. We have only a limited supply of these beautiful MOTHER MOTTOES. -_ - -: MOTHER It's you, sweet Mother I'm thinking of, I'm thinking about today; The smile on your face, The cheer on your brow, Your loving and tender way; A mine of gold is not half so dear, And you grow more precious from year to year. It will be observed that by chang- ing Mother to Mamma, you will have a Broadway song hit, fit for Kid Boots or the Follies. * * * THE REASON WHY 'Tis not because she's pretty in her manners and her way, 'Tis not because she speaks so well on topics of the day, 'Tis not because she's capable in things both great and small, 'Tis not because she's popular and loved by;one and all; Though they are "things" that place my girl in class of extra-fine, The reason why she's wonderful, is I just because she's mine! POISON IVY ISubmitted by: EDITORIAL COMMENT DOCTOR TIME iNotre Dame Daily Though certain facts may lead us to doubt the usual reasonableness of groups of the only creature with ra- tionality--the genus boobus, as Mr. IMencken might say, we must event- ually admit, not with Mr. Mencken this time, that these rational creatures are fundamentally and eventually quite ra- tional. Though, led by fanatics, men j may often do peculiar things, and though foolish ideas may seem to tri- umph, Doctor Time generally restores the common mind to normalcy and common sense. In Oregon, for instance, it seemed that the tempestuous attacks on the rights of parents to educate children as they wished, whether they educated them well, had become successful. And if Oregon won such a victory, it seem- ed reasonable to suppose that similar victories, being waged in many other! states, were likely in other states. But though the people of Oregon were marshalled against the private schools, the judgment of a United States district court was just-em- phatic and categorical. The decision, it is expected, will be sustained by the United States supreme court, and will judicially settle, probably for all time, the contention, put forth to serve the ends of bigotry, that the state has aI I right superior to that of the parents in deciding the character of education a child should receive. The court de- cided that the law that required all children of grammar school age to at- tend the public schools was unconsti- tutional, because it was an invasion of property and occupational rights, and it did not find it necessary to consider the question of religious liberty. The judgment was deliberate and! r sane, and the question may now be definitely settled-thanks to Doctor Time. GOLF ad T E N N I SU PPL IES ~w BOTH ENDS OF TH E DIAGONAL 'o111111111111111i11t111t 11111tt111III1I~i 1lil1111E11111tili111t1111i11 " " 'o+{{{T Tlt{I11t1itf Itlttllll1111IiiIIIIIIIIII 'a DETROIT UNITED LINES EAST BOUND Limiteds: 6 a. m., 9:1 a. m. and every two hou- to 9:10 p. m. Express: 7 a. m., 8 a. in. and ea*zy two hours to 8 p. m. Locals: 7 a. m., 8:55 a. m. and every two hours to 8 : 56 p. mn., 11 p. m. To Ypsilant5 only, 11:40 p. m., 12:25 a. m. and 1:15 a. m. WEST BOUND Limiteds: 8:47 a. m. and every two hours to b: 4 p. im. Express (making local stops): 9:60 a. m. and every two hours to 9:50 Locals: 7:50 a. m., 1:1Q a. m. 1 i I I CORN VVELIL COAL-COKE SCRANTON COAL-ALL SIZES Empire Anthracite. 14.50 ton !! _ _ - . i I APRIL S. M. T. AV. T. F. S. 1 2 3 4 G 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 1 25 20 27 28 29 30 which le wishes to achieve. There's Stanley S. Iversen nothing radical about this. It has al- 621 South State St., ready been done in a number of coun- Ann Arbor, Mich., tries. The question is, what would the * * next step be? It remains for such Day before yest great minds as Bertram Russell's to Cowles rose from hi show us the way. ed out of the window self,. It looks likei MOTHER'S DAY have a gloomy aspe Michigan's latest attempt to honor singing differently f the real force that makes the univer- sing on sunshiney d sity possible-the parents of Michi- my slicker today. gan's sons and daughters, is being car- . With Cowles, the ried out under the direction of the the deed. He break Student Christian Association. Moth- slicker, and set off er's Day has been set for May 11th,' ever and anon putti and a program in honor of the mothers ee and anon ytti see if it were yet r; is being arranged. I And when he go Father and Mother always go to- ,wat did he see? H gether. They remain the first and best squads of B and G be friends of their sons and daughters. al in command, wat They plan for their happiness, they Alumni Memorial H work that it may be assured, they re- him, but he went on member when all others forget. As A day he won Michigan stands, as an enormous coin- rained for ten min munity composed entirely of the in his nine o'clock- younger .generation,, it is fitting. that it : * should honor the older. Mothers' Day1 is coming soon, and Mother should not h t above t j have neatly typed ti be left out By that we mean 1 Among the entertainments planned stiff to run that we iis a meeting at Hill Auditorium on yesterday and didn't the 11th, at whcih Edgar Guest, whose morning. So if there' poems to "Mother" are famous the a raincoat there, y country over, will be the speaker' !the makeup man } Numerous house parties will coinbine tions; if there is to make Mother's stay in Ann Arbor.nteye is n a memorable one.T raincoat, you will k Not long ago it was urged that Mich- * * igan's sons. notify their fathers of .My professor Father's Day. Now they also have the* is an awful privilege, for a privilege it is, of writ- I rotter. He ing to Mother and asking her to be a sits all day guest at Ann Arbor on May 11th. This andl plays with is the first time that such a day has a blotter. been planned; its success depends not a on the mothers, for they will accept, * * but on the students of Michigan- Just what, we pau whether they will extend the invita-bJusthsgeyaJ tionor nt. jbecome of this guy J+ tion or not. riesc nam -las Mother ever forgotten? Return cai? h an alnigs t colmpH vingen w s. the compliment! .Hvn o * erday the great' As couch and look- w. Said he to him- rain. The clouds et. The birds are1 rom the way they ays. I shall wear word is father to fasted, donned his for the campus, ng up his hand to aining. t to the campus, [e saw a couple of oys, with a corpor- ering the lawn of all. This puzzled' n+ e the slicker. It utes while he was -,and that was -all.' * . SPRING HATS READY Save a Dollar or More at Our Store High, Clam Work in Gleaning and Reblocking FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard St. Phone 1792 (Where D. U. R. Stops at State) f s r R ; .j i k. TONIGHT: the Play Production classes present "A Curious Mishap" by Carlo Goldoni in University Hall at 8 o'clock. "LE MEDECIN MALGRE LUI" by Moliere will be the annual French play ADRIAN-ANN ARBOtitZR N INEs~ Central Time (Slow Time) LeaveC Chamber of Commerce Week Days Sundays 6.45 a. m. 6:45 a.i 2:45 Pm.-.45 p in JAS. P15. ELLIOTT, oprieto phre926-M Adriann. Patronize Daly Advi-rtisers.- Adv SANFORDS FOUNTAIN PEN INK ""The Ink That Made" The Fountain Pen Possible All All six coor Absolutely no impurities, low in ash, high in Pocahontas Lump and Egg Kentucky and West Virginia Lump an Terre Haute Quick Fire Coke Produced solely for domestic purpos OFFICE CORNWELL BLOCK Phones 81-F1 and 2207 Corn rell Coa--Cole sllrr1 11 ltlltlitt tlllrllilr11111 1 I IIIlflllllrgigi i n Ig g gllrlgy HiaVe Your No SHOP ss at t h 600 E. 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Clinton as Thibaut. Mr. Randall who takes the lengthy and difficult role of Sganarelle has had3 considerable experience in campus dramatics and was at one time con- nected with Sam ume at the Arts and I Crafts Theatre in Detroit. Special cos- Pedro Sanchez tumes, of course, have been ordered, * and the rather ambitious settings re- se to inquire, has quired for the play are under the direc- unius, that was to tion of Professor Kenyon. 'ht stench in the, 5° [LL W1e ntramural department has d competitive athletics anmong 2nt body and is drawing out of students to take part in its but they also are those who irally athletically inclined, ore stress should be laid is udent who is not an athlete. one who needs exercise most e he hesitates to take part in ip athletics he will swing a or a tennis racquet--i' given , ,{ i S y bu tllu LL canned the mails i - t f th. cilities for this type of individual t are sadly inadequate at present. e are twenty seven tennis courts 'erry field and six clay courts on ter field for the women. Hardly dent for a university of this size i schools like Harvard boast forty aore. To test the truth of this ment put on the flannels, join the ng line and see how long you to watch others play before your comes. A golf course, perhaps on and south of Ferry field, squash s, these would be other induce-i s to bring the students out-of- and give them bodily exercise. some schools university help is i in securing this sort of equip-, . Michigan has an Athletic asso-. n that handles its athletic pro- , and it has been developed one of inest athletic plants in the coun- The details of this plant however acking and these are what are so tially needed at present. To fur- hese details University aid should ven. The Athletic association has inds ful' to pay off the field house so little can be expected from it.I mediate action is to be taken it come from the school authorities should realize that it is not only ental training but for physical de- HEARST THE PRODUCER William Randolph Hearst, owner oi papers in practically every city of size in America, is today the producer of some of the finest motion picture films the public has been privileged to see. And strange to state, his movies are distinguished by features so opposite fron those of his papers that one is nmystified to see them issue from the same hand. Such pictures as "When Knighthood Was in Flower," "Under the Red Robe," and "Yolanda" will, we believe, stand for years along with the notable works of David Wark Griffith and sin- gle productions by a few others, as the cleanest, most instructive, and most inspiring stories that have been filmed in the 15 or 20 years movies have existed. The growing appreciation by the movie-going public of plays of the calibre of these indicates the slow but sure "education" process which that public is imposing on' itself. The peo- ple have become tired of a steady diet of the silly stuff that formerly "went over" well enough. They are demand- ing the higher forms of the art. For movies like all other arts, appear in widely removed grades, and the histor- ical or semi-historical movie, just as the historical literature, will always occupy a high place in this classifica- tion. That Mr. Hearst should he the man for two days and seeing nowt oLn e man, we Incline to the belief that we shave been hoaxed.f But the same trick won't work again. ** * A petition is being circulated that will demand the revival of the Rover Boys. We feel that it is only right to warn the public that such a move is under weigh-just to give the op- position a chance to gather itself to- ,gether. SPRING PAEAN The women with new bonnets Greet the Spring. Then the gay exeuberant milliner 4 Has his fling. And the weather's nice as SIN- But hard to GET Your lessons IN. In the Spring, in the Spring, In the Spring! -Galignla The rest of the col will, appropriate- ly enough, be a colloquy. Hurray!. CALIGULA: Well, Miguel my man,I what shall we get off for Cowles this evening? MIGUEL: Well Cal, how about Mr. Bridges? CAL: Just something to bridge the gap, hey? MIG: Isn't this good? CAL: Yeah, look at this simple son-I of-a-gun here. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, 'r n ha ha . , "TIIE LOWER DEPTHS," a review by Robert Henderson. My theatrical education is complete. In less than a year, ini sonic six months, I have been able to see "The I Miracle," Eleanora Duse, Mary Gard- en in "Salome," and now the Mos:'ow Art Theatre Players in "The Lower Depths." My theatrical education ,is complete, One could point to a thousand things to make the occasion significant-the stage pictures, the ensemble, the indi- vidual characterizations, the make-up; one could go on endlessly--but occa- sionally there come moments in the theatre that obliterate such technical details and raise one next to sublime satisfaction, an almost inarticulate amazement at such perfect art. . On such an occasion there is little virtue in restraint; adjectives that would be tasteless and ineffective con- cerning the conventional production are hardly worthy of describing the remarkable work of these Russian players. They have every atom of a. specialized technique worked out to the most scientific detail, and to this they add a peculiar love and genuine sympathy for their parts that elevates their repertory, great plays to begin with, to the plane of positive genius. In "The Lower Depths," with its Presents Le Ccais ,eMede'i aigare Lul B) MOLIERE, the Master of Comedy, and "L'Anglais Tel Ou'on le P re,. 1 TRISTAN BERNARD on Friday, May 2 at 8 o'clock fascinating picture of human deprav- ity, they create an Ltmosphere of tol- erant pathos that is quite impossible to describe; it is squalid and repulsive, a portrait of life at its lowest, but m-ik-,h itn tilh +ois ia noto nf vrm-. A most excellent entertainment is anticipated after the three knocks. i i Trrpl 50r- atnithe nnctrc.