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themselves in the room so that the
width of it shall always be between
them. As soon as the discussion has
begun, their remarks begin to fly back
and forth, not to the professor, but
to each other for the benefit of
classmates. The barrage is incessant.
Out of consideration to the rest of
the class, those who are gifted with
humorous ideas should refrain from
calling attention to the fact. Perhaps
the others in the room are not men-
tally capable of appreciating the rare
dia2)gues -in which these scintillating
intellects delight. And perhaps Athe
residum would like to gain a few
scraps of information from the pro-
fessor. At any rate, these jaybirds
never cease their chattering, sense-
less as it usually is. The fact that
they realize that the man -in charge
of the class is not worth listening to
should not make them forget that re-
spect is due one's colleagues,
If these humorists could but listen
to themselves for one short minute
through the ears of others, they would
surely realize that not only are they
annoying, but that they are demon-
strating the fact that they tform part
3f the vast group of persons who are
not worthy of a college education or
capable of assimilating one. Would
some power the giftie gie them to see
themselves as others see them.
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WHAT'S THE NEWS?
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THIS IS number one (and probably bother about the affairs of the "out-
only) of our Intimate Talks To Our side world" in the opinion of the
Readers (blast their eyes!). This in- Daily Cardinal of Wisconsin univer-
itial dissertation is to deal with the sity.
The Cardinal admits that college
burning question of the Tuesday col- me adwnkaowsbutlittleof
yum he Tesdy coyumirriate men and women know but little of
yum. The Tuesday colyum irritates current news, but sees no reason why
us beyond mere words. It frequently ,they should try to keep up with the
spoils our week ends.,, In the first dizzy swirl of happenings off the
place Tuesday follows after Saturday campus when they can scarcely keep
(with the intervention Sunday and track of those within the university.
Let the rest of the world pass by,'
Monday). This means that nobody advises the Cardinal. No doubt It
ever thinks of contributing to the will, whether or not the students of
Tues col (including ourselves). Hence the university read the newspapers,
we are left with the yawning gap on The truth is, however, that the world
the ed page-and nothing to put in it. isn't passing by anybody, we are all
moving along together as parts of a
Someday we'll let it run blank in .its society, and the things that affect
virgin purity and everybody can write "the rest of the world" are pretty apt!
his own colyum. to affect college students as well. In
Not that we find it in fact we are all still on the same
our heart to row the con- planet.
tribs. They are very Students have been criticized with
kind and respectful ordi- considerable justice for limiting their,
narily. Monday's colyum interests to a few acres of campus.
is the best populated col- Failure to read newspapers has madeI
yum of the week. But them all too ignorant of what is go-
Tuesday's is the curse of ing on about them. Is there any
an aching hear-rt to us! good reason for studying history in a
Now this cut we run above has college and at the same time neg-
nothing to do at all with this section, lecting to know about current hap,
which indeed has nothing to do with penings? Histories are newspapers,
anything at all (so you can't hurt our as a matter of fact, but the news,
feelings today. It is simply a cut. while valuable, was no doubt scooped
Nothing more. Just a cut. Take it by a score of "reporters" with stone
for thator leave it. It makes no dif- chisels, or perhaps papyrus, in their
ference to us. Sometimes we think hands. It is hardly safe for us to ex-
we'll end it all and take to eating pect to get the day's news in book
hashish and frostbites. form on some library shelf.
* * * 1 Newspapers are a mirror held up
It pretty poor, having everyone wear
clothes just like his.
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TIME TABLE
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To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim-
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MANAGING EDITOR
MARION B. STAHL
News Editor...................Paul Watzel
City Editor ..........James B. Young
Assistant City Editor ..-... Marion Kerr
Editorial Board Chairman.......E. R. Meiss
Night Editors-
Ralph Byers Haty THoey
J. P. Dawson, Jr. i.E. Mack
L. J. Iershdorfer R. C. Moriarty
H. A. Donahue
Sports Editor ..............F. H. McPixe
Sunday Magazine Editor...Delbert Clark
Women's Editor... ......Marion Kch
Humor Editor................Donald Coney
Conference Editor ............IH. B. Grundy
Pictorial Editor ................Robert Tarr
Music Editor ..................F. H. Ailes
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Dorothy Bennetts john Carlin house
Maurice Berman Isabel FisheI
R. A, Billington Winona A. Hibbard
W. B. Butler , Samuel Moore
H. C.'- Clark W. B. Rafferty
A. B. Connable W. H. Stoneman
Evelyn J. Coughlin Virginia Tryon
Eugene Carmichael P. M. Wagner
Bernadette Cote A. P. Webbink
Wallace F. Elliott Joseph Epstein
T. E. Fiske J. W.BRuwitch
J. A. Bacon
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TURKEY
The congenial American smile is
gradually changing to an expression
of chagrin on the countenance of the
average citizen. He isn't worrying
about the intricacies of the Near East
situation, the merit of the new Briti-
ish premier as contrasted with that
of his predecessor or even, to what
extent Andy Gump will succeed in his
effort at reforming congress. What
is bothering him is the rising price
of turkeys, which threatens to detract
from the hereditary glory of his an-
nual Thanksgiving repast.
Reports from the southern, cen-
tral, and western states which furnish
the nation's supply of gobblers indi-
cate a shortage in the crop that will
make turkey a luxury this year more
than ever before. The prices areI
quoted at present at forty, fifty, and
sixty cents a pound with possibility
of a substantial increase next week.
Can you conjecture a Thanksgiving
without turkey? Leave out of the
picture the crackling of the pine in
the fireplace, shouting defiantly to the
roars of Boreas without, the shrill
voices of the children as they gather
around the table and lend color to the
quaintness of the occasion, or, even;
the pumpkin pie and cranberry sauce,
and you may still have Thanksgiv-
ing. But remove the turkey, and you
have dethroned an American institu-
tion.
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Start Right With a Good Hat!
We do all kinds of HIGH
CLASS Cleaning andsReblocking
of hats at low prices for GOOD
WORK.
We also make and sell POP-
ULAR PRICE and HIGH
GRADE hats, FIT THEM TO
YOUR HEAD and save you a
dollar or more on a hat.
FACTORY HAT STORE
617 Packard Street Phone 1792
(Where D.U.R. Stops
at State Street)
Adventures About the Campus
The Law Building
Passive
Asleep
Dignigfied in its ugliness.
Two co-eds before it
Chattering.
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FOR OUR SUN iNAG
Wouldn't it make you mad, after
you'd written a letter poking fun at
the author of an article in last Sun-
day's Daily, after you'd cussed the
editor of the Daily Sunday Mag for
publishing such puerile rot, after
you'd reflected on the ignorance of
college students in general, wouldn't
it make you mad to discover that the
author of the article was a member
of the University Faculty?
F A (ILTY
to the world, refecting its daily hap-
penings. The habit of looking into
the mirror is a good one to form.
LITTLE LESSONS iN GEOGRAPHY
(Cornell Daily Sun)
It is a common saying that people
of Boston live within the limits of
their quaint old city, and "let toe rest
of the world go by." Another instance
of this is seen in the Boston Herald
of last Sunday's issue. In attempting
to defend football at Harvard, Yale,
and Princeton, the editorial writer
makes comparisons between the big'
universities of the East and those of
the West, remarking that in the East
the large universities have only a
comparatively small number of men
from whom to pick an eleven because
of large graduate school registrations,
while in the West they often have
Townsend H.kWolfe
Kenneth Seick
George Rockwood
Perry NM. Hayden
Eugene L. Dunne
Wni. Graiilich, Jr.
j ohin C. Ilaskin
aivey E. Reed
C. L. Putnam
E. D. Armantrout
H. W. Cooper
Wallace Mower
Edw. 3. Riedle
Hairold T- Hale
Alfred M. White
Win. D. Roesser
Allan S. Morton a.
James A. Dryer
WNm. IL. Good
Clyde L. Ilagerman
A. H~artwell, Jr.
J. Blumenthal
Howard Hayden
W. K. Kidder
Henry Freud
Herbert P Bostwick
L. Pierce
M4ORENCI-ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS
Schedule in Effect October iS. 1922
Central Time (Slow Time)
D XX D
P.M. A.M. P.M. P.M.
2:55 6:55 Lv. Morenci .Ar. 1:35 9:35
(Hotel)
3:45 7:45 ... . Adrian ... 12:45 8:45
4 :30 8:30 .... Clinton .... 12 :oo 8:00
5:15 9:15 Saline 11:15 715
5:45 9 :4s Ar 'Xnn ArborL~v. 70:45 6:45
(Court House Square) A. M.
D-Daily; X-Daily except Sundays
and Holidays. Friday and Saturday special
bus for stun ents leaves Adrian 1:45, leaves
Ann Arbor 4:45.
JAMES11. LLIOTT, Proprietor
P'liornz 926-11 Adrian, Mich.
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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1922
Night Editor-RALPH N. BYERS I
TURN OUT TONIGHT
Tonight a "surprise" pep meeting
will be held at Hill auditorium. ItI
has been arranged on the spur of the
moment in recognition of an urgent
need.
Just as a good rousing cheer at the
psychological moment helps win
many a football game, so does an en-j
thusiastic pep meeting, coming at thel
right time, inspire the team with in-
creased fight and determination.
Michigan achieved a great victory
last Saturday. Michigan must achieve
another great victory next Saturday.
It is in celebration of the Wisconsin
game and in preparation for the Min-
nesota game that the student body
will gather together tonight.
After waiting five years for the op-
portunity, Michigan men have seen
their Varsity smash through to the
final contest of the season with a to-,
tal score of 167 points to its credit as
against 6 points made across its goal
line. This record, made against
strong football teams, represents a
cleaner slate than that made by any
important university team throughout
the country.
Michigan, and even the alumni agree.
in this, has the finest eleven she has
produced in yfaars. But the teamj
cannot claim to be "Champions of the
West" until Minnesota is defeated next
Saturday. Overconfidence has no part
in the preparation for a victory. Coach
Little made that point clear when he
spoke at the last mass meeting.
Tonight students can do their part
toward insuring a victory over Min-
nesota by jamming Hill auditorium to
the doors and manifesting their en-
thusiasm along the proper channels.
To play on a foreign field is no easy
task. To bring victory home from a
foreign field requires an indefeata-
ble determination which can only be
inspired by complete student sup-
port of the team.
PENALTIES
Recently, a student was suspended
for failing to return two books to the
University Library after repeated no-
tice. Though this was not the first
time that this man had been warned,
or even dismissed, the case is notable..
Flagrant disregard of University reg-
ulations can be stamped out only by
drastic measures.
The man who cannot obey the few
ruls that govern the life of the aver-
age individual on the campus is not
worthy of being a member of the Uni-
versity. It is quite safe to conjecture
that in the majority of cases, the pen-
alty inflicted for misdemeanors is not
too severe. The particular offense for
which a miscreant is punished is not
always the only one which he hash
committed, as is shown by the record
of the man referred to above.
There is much more disregard of'
University restrictions, and more will-
ful disobedience of them than is us-
ually discernable to the casual ob-
server. Campus rules are set at
nought, campus property is thought-
lessly mutilated, and the offenders are
rarely apprehended. Obviously, if
detection were more certain, misde-
meanors would be less numerous, but
in view of the fact that the Univer-
sity has no police force to maintain
any shadow of discipline, stringent
methods must. be inflicted on all of-
fenders.
* ,* * , "two or three times as great a num-
Good Morning Dean her from whom to get football candi-
The Rose prize of one unfinished dates."
conversation is awarded to Dean So far his reasoning may be logi-
Scott H. Goodnight of Wisconsin. ; cal, but the writer does not even
* * * know where Cornell. is located.
These Hectic Days Quoting from his editorial we read:
OUR Dulcy is just pining for love. "But in the West there are many
We can tell by looking between her large universities which have three or
red hat and grey coat, four times as many students from
Where, roughly speaking, her eyes which to get a team. Cornell, for ex-
ere ample, has more than 4,000 men from 1
are.
But we simply haven't the courage to whom to choose all eleven. . . . The
deal with the contrast between the East and the
Situation properly. West is due, of course, to the gradu-
She will have to make out heropap-ate schools whose members count In
Shewil hae t e othe total enrollment. . . . As a rule
plication and then
Stand in line. urch. the great universities have only the
* * Imembers of three classes to draw up-
OUR OWN REJECTION SLIPS . on, the first year men not being eli-
gib1p."
**The writer must be either sadly in
* DEAR SIR OR MADAM: We * ignorance as to geography or have
a are excruciated with sorrow at * Cornell college in Iowa in mind. The
* returning your indubitably wor- * last assumption is weak for Cornell
* thy contrib. We particularly * college has never gained football ac-
* admired the handsome mono- * ! knowledgment, nor does it have 4,000
* grammed stationery on which * from which to draw a team. For the
* it was inscribed. Is it very ex- * information of the Herald editorial
* pensive and could we get some * writer we would like to suggest that
* like it for our girl cheap? * if Cornell is not sufficiently on the
* Your poem, limerick, com- * map Rand, McNally & company must
ent. hotoranh (cross ont al * have a branch office even in Boston.
but one) mus usp , a geat
but one) amused us a great
'er
N I N G RO FRI T'
FOR THANKSGIVING*.
Wouldn't it be a most pleasant surprise for your
wife if you would come here and choose one of
these new dining room suites to be delivered
Thanksgiving Eve.
We will help you in the selection of a set to match
*1.
ANGLO ?AMERICAN SPENDING *
English newspapers have recently *
directed their attention to the alleged *
extravagance of Cambridge and Ox-
ford students, and since an EnglishIM
student recently committed suicide be- m
cause of financial difficulies, much th
criticism of student extravagance has;b
resulted. a
Extravagance among students is not je
confined to Great Britain. In our ownsb
country similar spendthrift habits th
may be easily pointed out. A pecu- do
deal. Everybody we showed it * THE CONSULAR SERVICE
to said it was funny, too. (Yes, * (Daily Maroon)
they did!) The state department of the na-
But we can't use it because- * tional government recently sent out
(fill in good and acceptable * application blanks for the use of per-
reason.) So here it is. Send it * sons wishing to take the civil serv-
to the Technic or the Garg. * ice examination necessary to entrance
CALIGULA. * into the United States consular serv-
* * * * * * * * * *, * * ce. The offers are attractive, espe-
To save us the trouble of returning cially to young men just out of col-
onday's col acceptances, which are lege and still unwilling to settle down
ostly anonymous anyway, we have to a routine life. Representing one's
bought out this scheme. Keep a car- government in a foreign country in a
on copy of your contrib and as soon business capacity, with the/great pos-
s we reject it. cut out the above re- sibilties of instructive, interesting{
ction slip and paste it on the car- travel, is something which ambitous
on copy. "If you would have a young men can serously consider.
ing well done, do it yourself and j Recognizing the advantages of the
a not leave it to others." consular life and duties makes it quite
--Longfellow. surprising that more men do not look'
* * * forward to the work when planning
It is with great dismay that we their college curriculum. A few:
ear the following: courses in political economy ,a smat-
* * tering' of foreign languages, some
An engineer was distinctly seen yes- work in political science and history,
rday using a slide rule to solve the and the man would be well fitted for
roblems in Ec 1. the examination, and hence for the
* * * detailed work of the service. The gov,
What will become of us Shall we all eminent prefers having college men
e driven to the iniquitous slide-rule? in the department, and with the en-
* * * - couragement which they will be able
What will then be the distinguishing to get from University authorities the
ark between engineers and the hu- prospects should, be bright for any
liar difference, however, is that in
England the college faculties are rep-
rimanded as being responsible for the
undesirable habit of reckless spend-
ing, while in America the spendthrift
habit is recognized as a nation-wide
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weakness not peculiar to students to
alone, but noticeable to some degree p
G4ALLAGHER AND SHE AN I in Americans of almost every occupa-
Brilliant repartee has been lately tion.
popularized to a greater extent than Dr. Parnell, vice-chanceor of Ox- bE
ever before on the comic stage. But ford, placed part of the blame for
sadly enough, it has not confined it- students' extravagance on local shop-
self to the nerformances. We have I keepers who had extended them'cred- m