THE MICHIGAN DAILY T__S_ " YY1 r1 ^II IIIYwYYbill sY fI " t --- OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF HICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan,- as second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3 o. Offices:.Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard 'Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Busi- ness; 060. Communications not to exceed 300 words if signed, the signature not . necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if Ilft at or mailed to The Daily, office. Un- signed communications will receive no con- sideration. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. themselves in the room so that the width of it shall always be between them. As soon as the discussion has begun, their remarks begin to fly back and forth, not to the professor, but to each other for the benefit of classmates. The barrage is incessant. Out of consideration to the rest of the class, those who are gifted with humorous ideas should refrain from calling attention to the fact. Perhaps the others in the room are not men- tally capable of appreciating the rare dia2)gues -in which these scintillating intellects delight. And perhaps Athe residum would like to gain a few scraps of information from the pro- fessor. At any rate, these jaybirds never cease their chattering, sense- less as it usually is. The fact that they realize that the man -in charge of the class is not worth listening to should not make them forget that re- spect is due one's colleagues, If these humorists could but listen to themselves for one short minute through the ears of others, they would surely realize that not only are they annoying, but that they are demon- strating the fact that they tform part 3f the vast group of persons who are not worthy of a college education or capable of assimilating one. Would some power the giftie gie them to see themselves as others see them. rrarriuriirrriiraiiiii iiiiri iriiarr /j "THE SNOW HAD BEGUN IN THE GLOAMING'S -a EDITORIAL COMMENT WHAT'S THE NEWS? (Daily Iowan) MICHIGAN L { 1 } T rS t( 1 P E J 1 f College students are too busy to THIS IS number one (and probably bother about the affairs of the "out- only) of our Intimate Talks To Our side world" in the opinion of the Readers (blast their eyes!). This in- Daily Cardinal of Wisconsin univer- itial dissertation is to deal with the sity. The Cardinal admits that college burning question of the Tuesday col- me adwnkaowsbutlittleof yum he Tesdy coyumirriate men and women know but little of yum. The Tuesday colyum irritates current news, but sees no reason why us beyond mere words. It frequently ,they should try to keep up with the spoils our week ends.,, In the first dizzy swirl of happenings off the place Tuesday follows after Saturday campus when they can scarcely keep (with the intervention Sunday and track of those within the university. Let the rest of the world pass by,' Monday). This means that nobody advises the Cardinal. No doubt It ever thinks of contributing to the will, whether or not the students of Tues col (including ourselves). Hence the university read the newspapers, we are left with the yawning gap on The truth is, however, that the world the ed page-and nothing to put in it. isn't passing by anybody, we are all moving along together as parts of a Someday we'll let it run blank in .its society, and the things that affect virgin purity and everybody can write "the rest of the world" are pretty apt! his own colyum. to affect college students as well. In Not that we find it in fact we are all still on the same our heart to row the con- planet. tribs. They are very Students have been criticized with kind and respectful ordi- considerable justice for limiting their, narily. Monday's colyum interests to a few acres of campus. is the best populated col- Failure to read newspapers has madeI yum of the week. But them all too ignorant of what is go- Tuesday's is the curse of ing on about them. Is there any an aching hear-rt to us! good reason for studying history in a Now this cut we run above has college and at the same time neg- nothing to do at all with this section, lecting to know about current hap, which indeed has nothing to do with penings? Histories are newspapers, anything at all (so you can't hurt our as a matter of fact, but the news, feelings today. It is simply a cut. while valuable, was no doubt scooped Nothing more. Just a cut. Take it by a score of "reporters" with stone for thator leave it. It makes no dif- chisels, or perhaps papyrus, in their ference to us. Sometimes we think hands. It is hardly safe for us to ex- we'll end it all and take to eating pect to get the day's news in book hashish and frostbites. form on some library shelf. * * * 1 Newspapers are a mirror held up It pretty poor, having everyone wear clothes just like his. DETROIT UNITED LINE$ Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- 6:oo a.m., 7:0o a.n., 8:oo a.m., 9:05 a.m. and hourly to 9 :05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and every two hours to 9:47 P.m. Local Cars East Bound-7 :o0 a~m. E and every two hours to 9:oo p. m i1:oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-1 :40 To Saline-Change, at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:50 a.mf., 12:10 p.m. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim- ited cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 p.m. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 P.m. EDIITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2411 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL News Editor...................Paul Watzel City Editor ..........James B. Young Assistant City Editor ..-... Marion Kerr Editorial Board Chairman.......E. R. Meiss Night Editors- Ralph Byers Haty THoey J. P. Dawson, Jr. i.E. Mack L. J. Iershdorfer R. C. Moriarty H. A. Donahue Sports Editor ..............F. H. 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Beaumont Parks Assistants TURKEY The congenial American smile is gradually changing to an expression of chagrin on the countenance of the average citizen. He isn't worrying about the intricacies of the Near East situation, the merit of the new Briti- ish premier as contrasted with that of his predecessor or even, to what extent Andy Gump will succeed in his effort at reforming congress. What is bothering him is the rising price of turkeys, which threatens to detract from the hereditary glory of his an- nual Thanksgiving repast. Reports from the southern, cen- tral, and western states which furnish the nation's supply of gobblers indi- cate a shortage in the crop that will make turkey a luxury this year more than ever before. The prices areI quoted at present at forty, fifty, and sixty cents a pound with possibility of a substantial increase next week. Can you conjecture a Thanksgiving without turkey? Leave out of the picture the crackling of the pine in the fireplace, shouting defiantly to the roars of Boreas without, the shrill voices of the children as they gather around the table and lend color to the quaintness of the occasion, or, even; the pumpkin pie and cranberry sauce, and you may still have Thanksgiv- ing. But remove the turkey, and you have dethroned an American institu- tion. I 192? NOVEMBER 1922 S M T W T F S 1 2 3 '4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 1a 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 80 Start Right With a Good Hat! We do all kinds of HIGH CLASS Cleaning andsReblocking of hats at low prices for GOOD WORK. We also make and sell POP- ULAR PRICE and HIGH GRADE hats, FIT THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you a dollar or more on a hat. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 (Where D.U.R. Stops at State Street) Adventures About the Campus The Law Building Passive Asleep Dignigfied in its ugliness. Two co-eds before it Chattering. * * * FOR OUR SUN iNAG Wouldn't it make you mad, after you'd written a letter poking fun at the author of an article in last Sun- day's Daily, after you'd cussed the editor of the Daily Sunday Mag for publishing such puerile rot, after you'd reflected on the ignorance of college students in general, wouldn't it make you mad to discover that the author of the article was a member of the University Faculty? F A (ILTY to the world, refecting its daily hap- penings. The habit of looking into the mirror is a good one to form. LITTLE LESSONS iN GEOGRAPHY (Cornell Daily Sun) It is a common saying that people of Boston live within the limits of their quaint old city, and "let toe rest of the world go by." Another instance of this is seen in the Boston Herald of last Sunday's issue. In attempting to defend football at Harvard, Yale, and Princeton, the editorial writer makes comparisons between the big' universities of the East and those of the West, remarking that in the East the large universities have only a comparatively small number of men from whom to pick an eleven because of large graduate school registrations, while in the West they often have Townsend H.kWolfe Kenneth Seick George Rockwood Perry NM. Hayden Eugene L. Dunne Wni. Graiilich, Jr. j ohin C. Ilaskin aivey E. Reed C. L. Putnam E. D. Armantrout H. W. Cooper Wallace Mower Edw. 3. Riedle Hairold T- Hale Alfred M. White Win. D. Roesser Allan S. Morton a. James A. Dryer WNm. IL. Good Clyde L. Ilagerman A. H~artwell, Jr. J. Blumenthal Howard Hayden W. K. Kidder Henry Freud Herbert P Bostwick L. Pierce M4ORENCI-ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Schedule in Effect October iS. 1922 Central Time (Slow Time) D XX D P.M. A.M. P.M. P.M. 2:55 6:55 Lv. Morenci .Ar. 1:35 9:35 (Hotel) 3:45 7:45 ... . Adrian ... 12:45 8:45 4 :30 8:30 .... Clinton .... 12 :oo 8:00 5:15 9:15 Saline 11:15 715 5:45 9 :4s Ar 'Xnn ArborL~v. 70:45 6:45 (Court House Square) A. M. D-Daily; X-Daily except Sundays and Holidays. Friday and Saturday special bus for stun ents leaves Adrian 1:45, leaves Ann Arbor 4:45. JAMES11. LLIOTT, Proprietor P'liornz 926-11 Adrian, Mich. I TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1922 Night Editor-RALPH N. BYERS I TURN OUT TONIGHT Tonight a "surprise" pep meeting will be held at Hill auditorium. ItI has been arranged on the spur of the moment in recognition of an urgent need. Just as a good rousing cheer at the psychological moment helps win many a football game, so does an en-j thusiastic pep meeting, coming at thel right time, inspire the team with in- creased fight and determination. Michigan achieved a great victory last Saturday. Michigan must achieve another great victory next Saturday. It is in celebration of the Wisconsin game and in preparation for the Min- nesota game that the student body will gather together tonight. After waiting five years for the op- portunity, Michigan men have seen their Varsity smash through to the final contest of the season with a to-, tal score of 167 points to its credit as against 6 points made across its goal line. This record, made against strong football teams, represents a cleaner slate than that made by any important university team throughout the country. Michigan, and even the alumni agree. in this, has the finest eleven she has produced in yfaars. But the teamj cannot claim to be "Champions of the West" until Minnesota is defeated next Saturday. Overconfidence has no part in the preparation for a victory. Coach Little made that point clear when he spoke at the last mass meeting. Tonight students can do their part toward insuring a victory over Min- nesota by jamming Hill auditorium to the doors and manifesting their en- thusiasm along the proper channels. To play on a foreign field is no easy task. To bring victory home from a foreign field requires an indefeata- ble determination which can only be inspired by complete student sup- port of the team. PENALTIES Recently, a student was suspended for failing to return two books to the University Library after repeated no- tice. Though this was not the first time that this man had been warned, or even dismissed, the case is notable.. Flagrant disregard of University reg- ulations can be stamped out only by drastic measures. The man who cannot obey the few ruls that govern the life of the aver- age individual on the campus is not worthy of being a member of the Uni- versity. It is quite safe to conjecture that in the majority of cases, the pen- alty inflicted for misdemeanors is not too severe. The particular offense for which a miscreant is punished is not always the only one which he hash committed, as is shown by the record of the man referred to above. There is much more disregard of' University restrictions, and more will- ful disobedience of them than is us- ually discernable to the casual ob- server. Campus rules are set at nought, campus property is thought- lessly mutilated, and the offenders are rarely apprehended. Obviously, if detection were more certain, misde- meanors would be less numerous, but in view of the fact that the Univer- sity has no police force to maintain any shadow of discipline, stringent methods must. be inflicted on all of- fenders. * ,* * , "two or three times as great a num- Good Morning Dean her from whom to get football candi- The Rose prize of one unfinished dates." conversation is awarded to Dean So far his reasoning may be logi- Scott H. Goodnight of Wisconsin. ; cal, but the writer does not even * * * know where Cornell. is located. These Hectic Days Quoting from his editorial we read: OUR Dulcy is just pining for love. "But in the West there are many We can tell by looking between her large universities which have three or red hat and grey coat, four times as many students from Where, roughly speaking, her eyes which to get a team. Cornell, for ex- ere ample, has more than 4,000 men from 1 are. But we simply haven't the courage to whom to choose all eleven. . . . The deal with the contrast between the East and the Situation properly. West is due, of course, to the gradu- She will have to make out heropap-ate schools whose members count In Shewil hae t e othe total enrollment. . . . As a rule plication and then Stand in line. urch. the great universities have only the * * Imembers of three classes to draw up- OUR OWN REJECTION SLIPS . on, the first year men not being eli- gib1p." **The writer must be either sadly in * DEAR SIR OR MADAM: We * ignorance as to geography or have a are excruciated with sorrow at * Cornell college in Iowa in mind. The * returning your indubitably wor- * last assumption is weak for Cornell * thy contrib. We particularly * college has never gained football ac- * admired the handsome mono- * ! knowledgment, nor does it have 4,000 * grammed stationery on which * from which to draw a team. For the * it was inscribed. Is it very ex- * information of the Herald editorial * pensive and could we get some * writer we would like to suggest that * like it for our girl cheap? * if Cornell is not sufficiently on the * Your poem, limerick, com- * map Rand, McNally & company must ent. hotoranh (cross ont al * have a branch office even in Boston. but one) mus usp , a geat but one) amused us a great 'er N I N G RO FRI T' FOR THANKSGIVING*. Wouldn't it be a most pleasant surprise for your wife if you would come here and choose one of these new dining room suites to be delivered Thanksgiving Eve. We will help you in the selection of a set to match *1. ANGLO ?AMERICAN SPENDING * English newspapers have recently * directed their attention to the alleged * extravagance of Cambridge and Ox- ford students, and since an EnglishIM student recently committed suicide be- m cause of financial difficulies, much th criticism of student extravagance has;b resulted. a Extravagance among students is not je confined to Great Britain. In our ownsb country similar spendthrift habits th may be easily pointed out. A pecu- do deal. Everybody we showed it * THE CONSULAR SERVICE to said it was funny, too. (Yes, * (Daily Maroon) they did!) The state department of the na- But we can't use it because- * tional government recently sent out (fill in good and acceptable * application blanks for the use of per- reason.) So here it is. Send it * sons wishing to take the civil serv- to the Technic or the Garg. * ice examination necessary to entrance CALIGULA. * into the United States consular serv- * * * * * * * * * *, * * ce. The offers are attractive, espe- To save us the trouble of returning cially to young men just out of col- onday's col acceptances, which are lege and still unwilling to settle down ostly anonymous anyway, we have to a routine life. Representing one's bought out this scheme. Keep a car- government in a foreign country in a on copy of your contrib and as soon business capacity, with the/great pos- s we reject it. cut out the above re- sibilties of instructive, interesting{ ction slip and paste it on the car- travel, is something which ambitous on copy. "If you would have a young men can serously consider. ing well done, do it yourself and j Recognizing the advantages of the a not leave it to others." consular life and duties makes it quite --Longfellow. surprising that more men do not look' * * * forward to the work when planning It is with great dismay that we their college curriculum. A few: ear the following: courses in political economy ,a smat- * * tering' of foreign languages, some An engineer was distinctly seen yes- work in political science and history, rday using a slide rule to solve the and the man would be well fitted for roblems in Ec 1. the examination, and hence for the * * * detailed work of the service. The gov, What will become of us Shall we all eminent prefers having college men e driven to the iniquitous slide-rule? in the department, and with the en- * * * - couragement which they will be able What will then be the distinguishing to get from University authorities the ark between engineers and the hu- prospects should, be bright for any liar difference, however, is that in England the college faculties are rep- rimanded as being responsible for the undesirable habit of reckless spend- ing, while in America the spendthrift habit is recognized as a nation-wide h weakness not peculiar to students to alone, but noticeable to some degree p G4ALLAGHER AND SHE AN I in Americans of almost every occupa- Brilliant repartee has been lately tion. popularized to a greater extent than Dr. Parnell, vice-chanceor of Ox- bE ever before on the comic stage. But ford, placed part of the blame for sadly enough, it has not confined it- students' extravagance on local shop- self to the nerformances. We have I keepers who had extended them'cred- m