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CULTUS WAWA.
OF our fellow publicants
to our attention this juicy bit
ONE
brought
EDITORIAL STAFF
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MANAGING EDITOR
LIARION B. STAHL
which had escaped us
Daily for Friday.
"-declared Sir
yesterday morning in
Near East crisis AT
DEINCE OF PROF.
HOBBS--"
in Our Own
Gilbert Parker
discussing the
THE RESI-
WILLIAM H.
News Editor...... ..... ....Paul Watzel the editors have the opportunity of
cIty F;ttor...............James B. Young
Assistant City Editor ......., ..Marion Kerr meeting colleagues from all parts of
Editorial Board Chairman.......E. R. Meiss the state on common ground, with the
Night Editors-
Ralph Byers . hairy .Hoey probability ,of a number of profitable
J. P. Dawson, Jr . E. Mack discussions resulting.
L. .1. Hersbdor r L3. C. Moriarty
H. A. -Donahue The State Press club hopes that
Sports Editor .............F. H. McPixe editors throughout the state who have
Sunday Magazine Editor.......Delbert Clark
Woneins Ed.tor..............Marion Koch not yet become familiar with the
Humor Editor................Donald Concy workings of the department of jour,
Conference Editor.......... .H. B. Grundywoknsoth deamntfjur
Pictorial Editor ................Robert Tarr nalism will take the opportunity of
Music Editor.......... .........H. Ailes the coming convention to do so. A
Assistants
M. H. Pryor John G',ariinehouse closer co-operation between editors
l1orothy bennctts Isabel Fishex and the University has been the aim
Ma ice litn -Sinonae oobbard of the department, especially since
W. B. Butler T. G. McShane the widening of its scope several
i- C 4"ark WA i afer
PIow does Professor Hobbs rate the
Near East problem?
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TO THE one who
Contrib: We are not
umn for dogs with
fleas.
signs himself
an agony col-
unscratchable
Welcoming a Kith and Kin
Listen to me holler
"Yost must go!"
I bet my bottom dollar
On O-Hi-O!
CAL CULUS.
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. ;,. - amv . D. r ry
A. B. Cnnahle W. II. Stoneman years ago. A tempering of the ideals There Was a Flake of Gold on This
Evelyn' J. Coughlin Virginia Tryon of the classroom with the routine Contrib-A h, A Dent! or 3Iy-
Eugere Carmichael P. M. Wagner
Bernadette Cote A. P. Webbink practices of the city desk and account- be It Was a Flake of Brass-
a". ieJ oseph t FanlnDicman ing room, such as is fostered by the Engineer!
Maxwell Fead J. W. Ruwitch Press club, will make for the best Listen Column Conductor:
in Michigan journalism. Great idea busted in. How about
BUSINESS STAFF ____
T---making the rooms in the Library more
Telephone 90 COMMERCIAL HOLIDAYS intrancing for the male powder-puffs
BUSINESS MANAGER The quickness and enthusiasm with that waft in, freshly shaven and
ALBERT J. PARKER which Americans take hold .of new pomped, to meet their favorite "co."
With united effort we might put
Advertising.............John J. Hamel, Jr. Ideas is remarkable, and at times al- through an appropriation for laven-
Advertismig..............Edvard F. Conlin
Advertising ..............Walter K. Scherer most incredible. It has just been a dar sofas and an Oriental lighting ef-
Accouts...........Laurence H. Favrotfe e.retOr"vnls ol
Circulation..............David J. M. Park few years since the idea of setting fect. Or even less costly we might
Publication .. ...........L.Beaumont Parks apart a day in the year for especial provide them with perfumed roller-
Assistants skates and change their trysting
Townsend H. Wolfe Alfred M. White respect to one's mother was first in- skate an hane their t in.
Kenneth Seick Win. D. Roesser troduced. Today Mother's Day is a place to Haven Ellum (Know Mich-
George Rockwood Allan S. Morton rigan).
Perry1 M. Hayden James A. Dryer real institution Print this Mister, it's red hot.
Eugene L. ])unne Win. H., Good This adaptability of American hu-
Win. Graulich, Jr. Clyde L. Hagerman Yours for more cream-puffs and
John C. Haskin A, artivell, Jr. man nature, and its susceptibility to Ym-
harvey Et.Reed J. Blumenthal ideas brings forth the necessity of foulardties,
C. L. Putnam Howard Hayden DIZZY DON.
E. D. Armaitrout W. K. Kidder guardin against the tendency of in- * * #
allac lCoper Hery Feud Bostwick dustrial enterprises to capitalize this we sit in the library
Edw. B. Riedle L. Pierce spirit. Thus attempts are now being
l'-laroe'i L. lHale ' made to establish a "candy day." The Ahdustful
Thoughtfully
eating of a moderate amount of candy At each other.
is held by few, to be objectionable.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1922 But whether any advantage can ac, But we are both too dignified
crue from the setting apart of a day
Or bashful
Night Editor-RALPH N. BYERS when everyone is expected to buy and To smile
eat as much candy as is convenient,,ntoamie
And that ends that.
AN EYE TO THE FUTURE is indeed doubtful. LEFT.
While Michigan and Ohio were bat- If commercial interests are permit- « * >k
ted to establish days for the abhor-
tling on the Buckeye gridiron last mal purchasing of their products, it HIGHNOON ALONG THE DIAG
Saturday, followers of football the should not be long until we have "El Camino Real" of higher learn-
country over were anxiously watching ice-cream days, chewing gum days, or ing-Portland fabricated spiral col-
tickers, scoreboards and newspaer re- even cigarette days. Such designation umn, haphazardly sprouting elongated
of days when the public is supposed vertabrae, as leading where-you-will
ports for the outcome of the encoun- to satiate uts appetite for luxuries can -concrete inevitabilities of academic
the Game of the Day. All other be of little avail to the general public sheep-like conformity-rustically bar-
clashes faded into insignificance while welfare, red by an ultra-modern stile, and be-
the country turned its eyes on Co- The existence of a day such as Moth- strode by a feuday portay-Thermopy-
lumbus, where two of the strongest er's Day may be an economic advan- laean Pass of law t-- impenetrable
elevens of the Middle West were meet- tage to a certain branch of industry, squadrons of Hellenic casus belli in-
ing in deadly combat-deciding, to a but it would not 'be fair to abolish viting mysogynist wrath by broad ap-
large extent, which was to- be elimin- a day with a truly useful function on plication of the 19th Amendment-
ated from Conference championship these grounds. It is, however, a mis- Archimedian disciples bearing vest-
competition. - take to permit industrial interests mo- pocket-solve-alls - rudimentary John
It was a great occasion, with Michi- tivated solely by the prospect of prof- Marshalls impatiently encumbered
gan seeking to avenge the bitter sting its to realize these profits through the with verdantly incased "Corpus Jur-
of defeat of previous years, and exploitation of the good nature of is"-infantile drab-potted neophytes
Ohio striving to stop the steady on- American people. dutifully leashilng coltish impulse to
slaught of the Wolverines with the Irace starvation-Occidentalized Nip-,
one aim of making her stadium dedi- OHIO HOSPITALITY . ponese emphasizing the incongruity
cation a Buckeye victory celebration. of less adaptable sisters invested with
Michigan conquered, for the team that Students and football enthusiasts at funereally modest smocks-
fought on the new Ohio gridiron that Columbus Saturday revealed a re- All, infinite currents in the richly-
day was a reincarnation of the Michi- markable willingness to accommodate silted Mississippian flood of cosmo-
gan teams of old, of the days when their visitors, at times even at a con- politan novitiates of life.
Yost's point-a-minute-elevens were siderable inconvenience to -hem- * RIGOR MORTIS.
41 azra + : ., . +... sderbleincovenenc to hem i* *,
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What do students think about?
Is it books, classes, professors, bet-
ter air in the classrooms, better
buildings, more students to benefit
from the great university? Or is it,
as many people think, flirting, clothes,
athletics, dancing, powdering noses,
bandoling hair, making love, cracking
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e talk of the country. I lawise jokes?
Such a game has seldom before Iselves. I hold that ma an egregiousass People usually size up students as
en played in football history. Eigh- Hundreds of Michigan students got Who admires his face in the lookIng belonging in one or the other of these
en thousand Michigan students and off the special trains at a point some- glass. two classes. But these people are
umni journeyed to Columbus to wit- what over a mile from the stadium. The reason for my state of mind, wrong. Students think of all these
ss the victory-18,000 hurling de- %ks the Columbus machines rolled by, If sought, would not be hard to find. things, and a lot more, too. Students
nces at the 50,000 Ohio supp orters-- they stopped and picked up as many It is, in fact, the awful mug are people, young ones not yet buckled
,000 who cheered louder and sang men wearing "M" arm bands as they The which it is my lot to lug. down to the more serious brain teas-
nger than the 50,000-18,000 who could possibly crowd into their cars. urcl. ers of life, perhaps, but still thinking
ok home with them the prize that One driver jammed nine people into* * along the same lines as almost any
e 50,000 so greatly coveted--Victory. his five passenger sedan so that a Our Own Want Ad: young people, in college and out.
But-though Michigan has already party of students might not be sepa- FOR SALE-One slightly used sta- Senior men are planning jobs for the
oved the master of Ohio, she must rated, but taken en masse to the field. .. dium, well dedicated. Call OSU 000. time after commencement. Freshman:
t grow overconfident or minimize Such demonstrations of hospitality* * * women are thinking, now that the
e prowess of the three other Big Ten are not quickly forgotten by visitors. THE PETRIFACTION OF ULYSSES' rush to be or not to be sorority mem-
an-s on the schedule. Illinois, who They linger long in memory after SHIP bers is over, of studies to be passed in
st by the narrow margin of one point many details of the game itself have The ship that took Ulysses home good shape, of the Easter hat(just as:
Iowa, last year's Conference chain- been forgotten. Was turned to stone by Neptune's their mothers are elsewher ,) of the
ins and conquerors of Yale this will: home they will see soon during spring
ar, comes to Ferry field this Satur- Scalpers collected $25 per ticket for So e'en in after-life it finds vacation. They are still human be-
y-and with such a record behind last Saturday's game at Columbus. Existence naught but hardship still. ings, in spite of being students,
em, the illini are sure to fight a They will no doubt clamour for a ARISTOPHANES. 1 The thoughts, the desire for power
ighty battle against the Wolverines. longer football season. * * * or success, the loves and hates, the
ichigan must put past achievements - We won at OSU. slothfulness and ambition, the hon-
MI 01 310TD nTVO mT nT Why doesn't someone start some * * * Iet nt insl "., ,,-. - - - -