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MANAGING EDITOR
MARION B. STAHL
From the old uncertain wing-flapping
type to the modern German motor,
less glider, which can stay up indefi-
nitely, according to reports from Eu-
rope, a tremendous step has been.
taken.
There seems to be no limit to the
possibilities which confront the sci-
entist today. Most of the sciences
which were considered closedi books
are in the process of being completely
changed. New sets of theory are in
the process of formation, either to
replace the older hypotheses, or to
help maintain their truth. The last
fifty years have changed most of the
sciences, more than the previous five
hundred.
And Just to think that back around
1830, the head of the United States
Patent office wanted to close its'
doors, because he said that he thought
all that could ever be invented had
been!
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WE DEDICATE
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YESTERDAY, just about the time
Kipke ran half a mile with the ball
in his pocket, we opened our window
which has a southern exposure and
distinctly heard a Michigan locomo-
tive.
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THE WOLVERINES
THE WOLVERINE HAS TAKEN THE1
TRAIL
AND HIS TEETH ARE FILED TO A
POINT,
AND HIS QUAKING FOES FROM
HEAL) TO TOES,
HE RENDS THEM JOINT FROM
JOINT.
HIS JAWS DRIP RED WITH OH1IO'S
BLOOD;
IN HIS EYE IS A SAVAGE SHEEN;
AND HIS CRIES DEFY THE ILLINI
WHO WOULD TRAP THIS WOLVE-
RINE. -
A FABLE OF BOOTLEGGERS
(Daily Illini)
Once upon a time a village was go-
ing to the bow wowws. The villagers
had looked upon the wine and it was!
red and they had partaken thereof and
had felt right boisterous. Their neigh-
bors looked on and marvelled and
conditions were ideal for the spread
of the epidemic. The patriarch of the
village being a man of morals and hay-i
ing the welfare of his people at heart
Sbeganto cast about him for some
means to check the Bacchanalian
blight . He approached the Burgomas-
ter and asked that he use his men at
arms to suppress the activities of the
dramsellers who held in byways and
gently thumbed their noses at the
bold bad men who came to destroy
their place of business. The burgo-
master's heart was touched and, mak-
ing a note of the interview on his
memorandum pad, promised that all
would be attended to and the patri-
arch departed rubbing his palms with
satisfaction.
MICHIGAN
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Let a "Daily" classified) ad rent that
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Assistant City Editor ..........Marion Kerr
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J. P. Dawson, Jr. J. E. Mack
L. J. Hershdorfer R. C. Moriarty
H. A. Donahue
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usic Editor .........E. . Ailes
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OUR DRAMA FOR EUROPE
America, it has often been said, is
a land of revolution. This does not
necessarily mean that we are a land'
of militarists ever seeking battle and
conflict, or that, never satisfied with
the existing order, we are constantly.
seeking to introduce startling inno-
vations merely for the sake of va,
riety.
Rather, it implies that we are up-
setting old tenets and substituting for
them newer and more modern theo,
ries; that we are discarding time-worn
customs and traditions if we find that
the cobwebs in which they have been
preserved have destroyed their use-
fulness. America is truly a land of
revolution, in things spiritual andl
moral as well as material and physi-.
cal.
We need no better substantiation
of this than the statement which Ma,
dame Kalisch, world-famous American1
actress, made recently to the effect
DETROIT UNITED LINES
Ann Arbor and Jackson
TIME TABLE
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-
6:oo a.m., 7:oo a.m., 8:0o a.mn , 9:05
a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m.
Jackson Express Cars (local stops
west of Ann Arbor) -9 :47 a.m., and
every two hours to 9:47 p.m.
Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m.
and every two hours to 9:oo p. m.,
rr:00 p.m. To Ypsilanti only-i;:40'
p.m., i: i5 a.nm.
To S44ine-Change at Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-7:50 a.m.,
I2:1(1 p.m.
To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim-
ited cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47,
4:47 P.m.
To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at
8 j7 p.m.
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AND COLUMBUS TOWN IS SPOTTED
TODAY
WITH PAINT THAT'S YELLOW AND
BLUE;
WITH THEIR GOAL LINE CROST
AND A GAME THAT'S LOST
THE BUCKEYES KNOW THEY'RE
THROUGH!.
THE BADGER.S HUNT THEIR HOLE
IN THE GROUND
AND THE GOPHERS PREPARE
THEIR SHROUD;.
WHILE THE WOLVERINE, WITH
EYES AGLEAM,
SNARLS DEFIANCE TO ..THE!
CROWD.
Days dragged past and the villagers
staggered about while the dramsellers"
opened bank accounts and rode to and
from their places of amusement in
taxis. And the patriarch drove on to
the scrivener, poundmaster, lord high
judge advocate and the other main
squeezes about the village and all
wept piteously as they heard the tale
of woe and promised that ere another
sun had set, the town would be so dry
that matches would have to be stored
in the ice chest. The patriarch rub-
bed his palms but this time he smote.
them and muttered something under
his breath that was not in the nature
of a lullaby. And the number of ineb-
Monday, Oct. 23-Toledo
Tuesday, Oct. 24-Packard
Wednesday, Oct. 25-Detroit'
Thursday, Oct. 26-Packard
Friday, Oct. 27-Pi Beta Pi
"27-Hermitage,
" " 27-Dexter
" " 27-Barbour Gym
"t"27-Slowson's
27-Ypsilanti
Sat., Oct. 28-Alpha Kappa
Kappa
28-Newberry
28-Phi Gamma Delta
" 28-Packard
28-Acacia
" " 28-Phi Sigma Kappa
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WHERE THEY PLAY THIS WEEK
HAVE YOU YOUR CONTRACTS FOR
Don't delay in arranging for music as our
FUTURE PARTIES?
books are filling rapidly.
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M. T. Pryor
Dorothy :ennetts
Maurice TBerman
R. A.e illington
W. B. Butler
H. C. Clark
A. B. Connable
Evelyn J3. Coughlin
Edgene eCarmichael.
>c. iatette tote
Wallace F. Elliott
r. El. iske
Maxwell lFead
Tohln Garlinzbouse
Isabel Fisher b
Winona A. Hibbard
Samnuel Monre
T. G. McShane
W. B. Rafferty
'W. 11. Stoneman
Virginia Tryon
P. 1vI. Wagner
A. v. Wenoink
Franklin Dickman
Joseph Epstein
J. W.- Ruwitch
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Henry Freud
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L. Pierce
that this country had arrived at such
a stage in the interpretation of the
higher drama that she was ready to
organize a representative group of
American actors to tour Europe in
performances intended to prove to
the masters of the Old Countrythat.
the pupil is now ready to teach the
master. Drama such as O'Neill's
"Beyond the Horizon" or "The Hairy
Ape," two plays of the highest calibre
and especially to be commended for
their universality of theme, with such
a group of actors as Madame Kalisch
might select, would undoubtedly dis-
rupt the pessimistic dogmas of Eu-
rope which maintain that American
art is still in its infancy.
The drama of this country has gone
through its period of probation, has
received ridicule and scorn and ben-
efited by them, and, though it can-
not yet be said to have attained per-
fection, is now so well advanced that
it need no longer be the child its
obstinate parent would make of it.
America has proved herself capable
.of producing true art-now Madame
Kalisch, with our own drama and a
.elect company 'of actors, would
show the old masters of Europe that
though the burden of proof is ours,
we. have the evidence.
SHE OUGHT TO BE;
AND HER FACE WEARS A GLEE-
FUL GRIN-
FOR HER IEART WAS STRONG,
THOUGH THE ROAD W A S
LONG,
WITH TIE SPIRIT THAT HAD TO
WIN.
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riates was exceeded only by the num-
ier of those furnishing the stimuli.
And the patriarch appealed to the
king of the realm and a messenger
was sent who looked about, wrung his
hands in dismay and said that he
would see what he could do. An-
other messenger duplicated his prede-
cessor's performance and the moisture
continued unabated. The pursuit die-
veloped in to a game of tag and the
participants became proflicent in'
passing the buck and the patriarch
in despair retired to his study and
watched the drunken revelers file
past his window with jocund ribaldry
hurling jests and imprecations.'
The village may be . called Cham-
paign-Urbana, the scriveners and oth-
er squeezes may be those in authority
while the patriarch is a man who has
the interests of the University com-
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We also make and sell POP-
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YOU WILL FIND H E R
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.Have you heard our Ten - Piece Combination?
--featuring, latest tunes in Symphonized Rhythm
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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1922
Night Editor-JULIAN ELLIS MACKLI
IVY
-In lii
nature<
leavesc
with the general trend of
this time of the year the
campus ivy vines are be-
turn color and to fall. It
seems as jr tney purpouely grow more
beautiful towards their final depart--
ure in order that -we may miss them
more after they are gone.
The climbing ivy has had a varied
career. Its vines have entwined some
of the most hisitoric buildings in the
world, only to make them more ven-
erable looking, more austere. Of re-
cent years, however, science has step-
ped in and attributed to the appar-
ently innocent ivy vine the vice of
weakening the structure of architec-
ture.
As a result of these assertions ivy
has come into partial disrepute. But
so far as is known the damage done
by it is largely theoretical, and the
buildings which it adorns continue to-
serve their purpose just as satisfac-1
torily as they have in the past.,
The ivy on the wings of University
hall makes a dignified, impressive
structure out of what otherwise would
be a painfully plain, cold, and unat-
tractive building. Why not forget
the purple past of ivy and encourage
its tend-ils upon some others of the
less deorative walls around the cam-
pus. It will do much to beautify the
HIGH FINANCE IN EUROPE
War time finance has so disrupted
the economic equilibrium of most. for-
eign countries that it has driven even
theater goers to talking in terms of
millions, so say nothing of the' despe-
ration it has caused the average hour-
geois in his quest for daily susten-
ance. If the rising trend of prices
goes still higher, it will take all of
the money a man can crowd into his;
pockets to secure a cup of coffee or
a glass of beer.
For instance a man and his wife
residing in Petrograd must contribute
thirteen million rubels to the coffers
of a profiteering manager in order
to secure admission to a bomb ridden I
playhouse, featuring productions by
barnstorming companies, which exist
only because of lack of competition.
If a man travels from St. Petersburg
to Petrograd and back, he pays twen-'
ty-filve million rubels for railroad
fare, to say nothing of hotel expens-j
es and meals enroute.
In Paris, which boasts of a more'
stable economic order, food prices areI
368 per cent higher than they were
before the war, and the quality of
foodstuffs offered on the market is'
much lower. This means that for the
price of one poor meal in a restaurant
now, a man could buy food for an
entire family for a week in 1914. Or in
other words a person mustahave an
enviable- bank roll to eat at all in
Paris nowadays.
A halt in European high finance;
must be called pretty soon, or as
man will have to be a millionaire to
buy a bunk in a hobo's retreat. Any-1
one with less than that might quali-
fy for admission at one of the various
poorhouses.
Advertisen'fnts are appearing, ask-
ing students going to 0. S. U. to stop
over at certain places. And oddly
enough many students are hoping
they wil not have any enforced, un-
anticipated stopovers. Are the tires,
all in zooid savenn?
THE END OF OSU
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ANN ARBOR D)AYS
Crowds milling around the
Press building hungry for Our
Own Daily Extra... Crowds
pouring, out of Hill auditorium
with three years', revenge print-
ed on every face in 48 point bold-
face type.. People breaking
the brand new traffic ordinances
by speeding aimlessly through
our newly paved streets.....
Men who have broken the not
quite so brand new Volstead
Law, rejoicing in no uncertain
terms at the top of their lungs
all over town. . . Ann Arbor yes-
terday afternoon.
V. Pari'zzy N.
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We sit in the classroom
And wait
While our watches
Creep
Around toward seven after.
munity at heart.
GREAT POSS"$SiONS
(Daily Cardinal)
It is a part of human nature to be-
little the goods that we have and to
long for those denied us.
If we stopped to take stock of our,
possessions, perhaps we might be
better off than our neighbors. If we
stopped to visualize some of the in-
tangible rights andpossessions that be-
long alike to all, there might be more
real enjoyment on the goods we have.
David Grayson wrote in the Ameri-
can Magazine a series of articles which
he called "Great Possessions." He
wrote of the beauty of the trees, the
flowers, the sky and all else that liea
about us ready to be enjoyed-in facf
undoubtedly placed here for the sole'
purpose of pleasing the soul that loves
and appreciates beauty.
Grayson was a farmer who so'
thoroughly loved to see the 'golden
wheat fields waving in the Kansas
breeze that he neglected to harvest
his crop until it was overripe. His
neighbor upbraided him for such neg-
lect, but David Grayson, with his cus-
tomary quiet good nature, reminded
him of the fact that he had so en-
joyed the beauty of the fields that he
had written his appreciation of the
beauty he. saw' and had received a
check for the story that far exceeded
the amount his neighbor received for
his crop. And in addition to the
check he had left the quietude and
happiness of soul that comes from
seeing nature's wonders in their fill
beauty.
There are few David Graysons.
There LJe not many who can write as
he can about the beauties that they
see. And there are few who would
sense as he does and appreciate as he
can all the manifold wonders that arel
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LIMITLESS SCIENCE
The aeronautical engineers who wit-
nessed the exhibition of, inconceiva-
ble speed given by LieutenantdMaugh
an on Monday have been forced to ad-
mit that at present, it appears there
is no linii~t to the velocity that can be
reacped in the air. The speed Lieu-
tenant Maughan 'is accredited with is
two hundred forty-eight and one-half
miles per hour. If one but stops to
think, he will realize the import of
these figures. Two hundred forty-
eight miles an hour is more than
four miles a minute. In other words,
the plane was taking but fifteen sec-
onds to travel a mile.
The pilot, not seeming content with
When the first watch reaches
Someone
Shuffles his feet
And then someone
Starts to get up
And then someone
Doffs get up
And starts for the door
And then4,
The professor cones
And we all settle back
In our seats
And look sheepish.
LEFT.
It
unfolded to us day after day. Truly
the great possessions are not alone
material and marked with the dol-
lar. We cannot lay handy on them:
and say that they are ours. But they
are ours to enjoy-ours to appreci-
ate.
No matter what the w~reather, nor
how the day may seem there is a
world of beauty for us to see if we
only will. It might be well to remem-
her with Lowell,
"Why thus sighing, for the far off,
unattained and dim,
When the beautiful, all around thee
lying,
Offers its low perpetual hymn!"
A Wisconsin professor is said to
have discovered a new kind of wood,.
Tender, milk-fed chicken
stuffed with rich dressing,
roasted to a tasty brown
-and featured here. for din-
ner today at only 45c!
You could hardly say OSU played
a passing good game.
No.
Wonder if they have the new
dium equipped wth scuppers
carry off the tears, salty tears,
sta-
to
and
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