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Un- signed communnications will receive no con-, No manuscript will be returned unless the writei encloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the comriunications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL From the old uncertain wing-flapping type to the modern German motor, less glider, which can stay up indefi- nitely, according to reports from Eu- rope, a tremendous step has been. taken. There seems to be no limit to the possibilities which confront the sci- entist today. Most of the sciences which were considered closedi books are in the process of being completely changed. New sets of theory are in the process of formation, either to replace the older hypotheses, or to help maintain their truth. The last fifty years have changed most of the sciences, more than the previous five hundred. And Just to think that back around 1830, the head of the United States Patent office wanted to close its' doors, because he said that he thought all that could ever be invented had been! rA 1 '1' EDITORIAL COMMENT w.a LAST E llklqw-- L=.MNMOM Li A 1 Waff WE DEDICATE STAD)IUMS ll' YESTERDAY, just about the time Kipke ran half a mile with the ball in his pocket, we opened our window which has a southern exposure and distinctly heard a Michigan locomo- tive. * * * THE WOLVERINES THE WOLVERINE HAS TAKEN THE1 TRAIL AND HIS TEETH ARE FILED TO A POINT, AND HIS QUAKING FOES FROM HEAL) TO TOES, HE RENDS THEM JOINT FROM JOINT. HIS JAWS DRIP RED WITH OH1IO'S BLOOD; IN HIS EYE IS A SAVAGE SHEEN; AND HIS CRIES DEFY THE ILLINI WHO WOULD TRAP THIS WOLVE- RINE. - A FABLE OF BOOTLEGGERS (Daily Illini) Once upon a time a village was go- ing to the bow wowws. The villagers had looked upon the wine and it was! red and they had partaken thereof and had felt right boisterous. Their neigh- bors looked on and marvelled and conditions were ideal for the spread of the epidemic. The patriarch of the village being a man of morals and hay-i ing the welfare of his people at heart Sbeganto cast about him for some means to check the Bacchanalian blight . He approached the Burgomas- ter and asked that he use his men at arms to suppress the activities of the dramsellers who held in byways and gently thumbed their noses at the bold bad men who came to destroy their place of business. The burgo- master's heart was touched and, mak- ing a note of the interview on his memorandum pad, promised that all would be attended to and the patri- arch departed rubbing his palms with satisfaction. MICHIGAN SO NG BO DIK :-: AT RAHAMS' BOTH STORES Le1 "al" lsife a et ht Let a "Daily" classified) ad rent that vacant room for you.-Adv. _I n News Edito.................Paul Watzel pity E+ditor ...... James B. Young Assistant City Editor ..........Marion Kerr hditorial Board Chairman......E. R. Meiss Night' Editors--- Ralph Byers Harry Ihey J. P. Dawson, Jr. J. E. Mack L. J. Hershdorfer R. C. Moriarty H. A. Donahue Sports Editor ...... ..... H. Mopitce Sunday N[agazine Editor......Delbert Clark Womer's EitorM.........--.arion Koch Humor Editor' . .........Donald Concy Conference Eitor............H. B. Grundy. Pictorial Editor ...........Robert Tarr usic Editor .........E. . Ailes Assistants OUR DRAMA FOR EUROPE America, it has often been said, is a land of revolution. This does not necessarily mean that we are a land' of militarists ever seeking battle and conflict, or that, never satisfied with the existing order, we are constantly. seeking to introduce startling inno- vations merely for the sake of va, riety. Rather, it implies that we are up- setting old tenets and substituting for them newer and more modern theo, ries; that we are discarding time-worn customs and traditions if we find that the cobwebs in which they have been preserved have destroyed their use- fulness. America is truly a land of revolution, in things spiritual andl moral as well as material and physi-. cal. We need no better substantiation of this than the statement which Ma, dame Kalisch, world-famous American1 actress, made recently to the effect DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- 6:oo a.m., 7:oo a.m., 8:0o a.mn , 9:05 a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor) -9 :47 a.m., and every two hours to 9:47 p.m. Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m. and every two hours to 9:oo p. m., rr:00 p.m. To Ypsilanti only-i;:40' p.m., i: i5 a.nm. To S44ine-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:50 a.m., I2:1(1 p.m. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim- ited cars 8:47, 10:47 a.m., 12:47, 2:47, 4:47 P.m. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8 j7 p.m. l t'' E AND COLUMBUS TOWN IS SPOTTED TODAY WITH PAINT THAT'S YELLOW AND BLUE; WITH THEIR GOAL LINE CROST AND A GAME THAT'S LOST THE BUCKEYES KNOW THEY'RE THROUGH!. THE BADGER.S HUNT THEIR HOLE IN THE GROUND AND THE GOPHERS PREPARE THEIR SHROUD;. WHILE THE WOLVERINE, WITH EYES AGLEAM, SNARLS DEFIANCE TO ..THE! CROWD. Days dragged past and the villagers staggered about while the dramsellers" opened bank accounts and rode to and from their places of amusement in taxis. And the patriarch drove on to the scrivener, poundmaster, lord high judge advocate and the other main squeezes about the village and all wept piteously as they heard the tale of woe and promised that ere another sun had set, the town would be so dry that matches would have to be stored in the ice chest. The patriarch rub- bed his palms but this time he smote. them and muttered something under his breath that was not in the nature of a lullaby. And the number of ineb- Monday, Oct. 23-Toledo Tuesday, Oct. 24-Packard Wednesday, Oct. 25-Detroit' Thursday, Oct. 26-Packard Friday, Oct. 27-Pi Beta Pi "27-Hermitage, " " 27-Dexter " " 27-Barbour Gym "t"27-Slowson's 27-Ypsilanti Sat., Oct. 28-Alpha Kappa Kappa 28-Newberry 28-Phi Gamma Delta " 28-Packard 28-Acacia " " 28-Phi Sigma Kappa I .I i WL WHERE THEY PLAY THIS WEEK HAVE YOU YOUR CONTRACTS FOR Don't delay in arranging for music as our FUTURE PARTIES? books are filling rapidly. ;, g M. T. Pryor Dorothy :ennetts Maurice TBerman R. A.e illington W. B. Butler H. C. Clark A. B. Connable Evelyn J3. Coughlin Edgene eCarmichael. >c. iatette tote Wallace F. Elliott r. El. iske Maxwell lFead Tohln Garlinzbouse Isabel Fisher b Winona A. Hibbard Samnuel Monre T. G. McShane W. B. Rafferty 'W. 11. Stoneman Virginia Tryon P. 1vI. Wagner A. v. Wenoink Franklin Dickman Joseph Epstein J. W.- Ruwitch I .F FOR MICHIGAN'S ;BACK WHERE BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Advertising ........John J. Hamel, Jr. Advertising......dvard F. Conlin Advertising .............Walter K. Scherer Accounts ...............Laurence IH. Farrot, Circulaton...... ......avid . M. Park Publication............L. Beaumont. Parks Assistants. Townsend H. Wolfe Kenneth Seick George Rockwood' Perry M. Ifayden Eugene L. Dunne Wm-. Graulich, Jr. John C. Ilaskin Harvey 1. Reed. C. L,. Putnam 2. D). Armantrout H. W. Cooper. 'Wallace Flower Edw. B. Riedle-' Harold L. Hale Alfred M. White Wm. D. Roesser Allan S. Morton James A. Dryer Win. B. Good Clyde L. Hagerman A. Hartwell, Jr. J. Blumenthal Howard Hayden WV. K. Kiddcr Henry Freud Herbert P. Bostwick. L. Pierce that this country had arrived at such a stage in the interpretation of the higher drama that she was ready to organize a representative group of American actors to tour Europe in performances intended to prove to the masters of the Old Countrythat. the pupil is now ready to teach the master. Drama such as O'Neill's "Beyond the Horizon" or "The Hairy Ape," two plays of the highest calibre and especially to be commended for their universality of theme, with such a group of actors as Madame Kalisch might select, would undoubtedly dis- rupt the pessimistic dogmas of Eu- rope which maintain that American art is still in its infancy. The drama of this country has gone through its period of probation, has received ridicule and scorn and ben- efited by them, and, though it can- not yet be said to have attained per- fection, is now so well advanced that it need no longer be the child its obstinate parent would make of it. America has proved herself capable .of producing true art-now Madame Kalisch, with our own drama and a .elect company 'of actors, would show the old masters of Europe that though the burden of proof is ours, we. have the evidence. SHE OUGHT TO BE; AND HER FACE WEARS A GLEE- FUL GRIN- FOR HER IEART WAS STRONG, THOUGH THE ROAD W A S LONG, WITH TIE SPIRIT THAT HAD TO WIN. 1 I riates was exceeded only by the num- ier of those furnishing the stimuli. And the patriarch appealed to the king of the realm and a messenger was sent who looked about, wrung his hands in dismay and said that he would see what he could do. An- other messenger duplicated his prede- cessor's performance and the moisture continued unabated. The pursuit die- veloped in to a game of tag and the participants became proflicent in' passing the buck and the patriarch in despair retired to his study and watched the drunken revelers file past his window with jocund ribaldry hurling jests and imprecations.' The village may be . called Cham- paign-Urbana, the scriveners and oth- er squeezes may be those in authority while the patriarch is a man who has the interests of the University com- 1922 OCTOBER 1922, S M T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18,19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 39 31 Start Right With a Good Hat! We do all kinds of HIGH CLASS Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for GOOD WORK. When you want a hat done RIGHT bring it to us, our work is regular FACTORY WORK. Hats turned inside out with all new trimmings are like new. We also make and sell POP- ULAR PRICE and HIGH GRADE hats, FIT THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you a dollar or moreon a hat. We give values and quote prices which cannot be excelled in De- troit or anywhere else. Try us for your next hat. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phione 1792 (Where D.U.R. Stops at State Street) AND NOW AND FOREVER TILL1 JUDGMENT DAY BECAUSE SHE HAS 'STOOD THE TEST, ON THE FOES SHE HAS DOWNED YOU WILL FIND H E R CROWNED THE CHAMPION OF THE WEST! She-Gun-Dal.- * * * .Have you heard our Ten - Piece Combination? --featuring, latest tunes in Symphonized Rhythm KENNEDY'S ORCHESTRA BOOKING OFFICES: 305 MAYNARD STREET Phone 129-M WE STERILIZE EVERY CARMENT WE CLEAN OR PRESS Phone 1 3"Unlucky for MORENCI-ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Schedule in Effect October 8, 1922 Central Time (Slow Time D X X D P.M. A.M. P.M. P.M p4 h,... I W R ,ii /i 1 1 1 1 1 .J SUNDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1922 Night Editor-JULIAN ELLIS MACKLI IVY -In lii nature< leavesc with the general trend of this time of the year the campus ivy vines are be- turn color and to fall. It seems as jr tney purpouely grow more beautiful towards their final depart-- ure in order that -we may miss them more after they are gone. The climbing ivy has had a varied career. Its vines have entwined some of the most hisitoric buildings in the world, only to make them more ven- erable looking, more austere. Of re- cent years, however, science has step- ped in and attributed to the appar- ently innocent ivy vine the vice of weakening the structure of architec- ture. As a result of these assertions ivy has come into partial disrepute. But so far as is known the damage done by it is largely theoretical, and the buildings which it adorns continue to- serve their purpose just as satisfac-1 torily as they have in the past., The ivy on the wings of University hall makes a dignified, impressive structure out of what otherwise would be a painfully plain, cold, and unat- tractive building. Why not forget the purple past of ivy and encourage its tend-ils upon some others of the less deorative walls around the cam- pus. It will do much to beautify the HIGH FINANCE IN EUROPE War time finance has so disrupted the economic equilibrium of most. for- eign countries that it has driven even theater goers to talking in terms of millions, so say nothing of the' despe- ration it has caused the average hour- geois in his quest for daily susten- ance. If the rising trend of prices goes still higher, it will take all of the money a man can crowd into his; pockets to secure a cup of coffee or a glass of beer. For instance a man and his wife residing in Petrograd must contribute thirteen million rubels to the coffers of a profiteering manager in order to secure admission to a bomb ridden I playhouse, featuring productions by barnstorming companies, which exist only because of lack of competition. If a man travels from St. Petersburg to Petrograd and back, he pays twen-' ty-filve million rubels for railroad fare, to say nothing of hotel expens-j es and meals enroute. In Paris, which boasts of a more' stable economic order, food prices areI 368 per cent higher than they were before the war, and the quality of foodstuffs offered on the market is' much lower. This means that for the price of one poor meal in a restaurant now, a man could buy food for an entire family for a week in 1914. Or in other words a person mustahave an enviable- bank roll to eat at all in Paris nowadays. A halt in European high finance; must be called pretty soon, or as man will have to be a millionaire to buy a bunk in a hobo's retreat. Any-1 one with less than that might quali- fy for admission at one of the various poorhouses. Advertisen'fnts are appearing, ask- ing students going to 0. S. U. to stop over at certain places. And oddly enough many students are hoping they wil not have any enforced, un- anticipated stopovers. Are the tires, all in zooid savenn? THE END OF OSU G * ANN ARBOR D)AYS Crowds milling around the Press building hungry for Our Own Daily Extra... Crowds pouring, out of Hill auditorium with three years', revenge print- ed on every face in 48 point bold- face type.. People breaking the brand new traffic ordinances by speeding aimlessly through our newly paved streets..... Men who have broken the not quite so brand new Volstead Law, rejoicing in no uncertain terms at the top of their lungs all over town. . . Ann Arbor yes- terday afternoon. V. Pari'zzy N. * We sit in the classroom And wait While our watches Creep Around toward seven after. munity at heart. GREAT POSS"$SiONS (Daily Cardinal) It is a part of human nature to be- little the goods that we have and to long for those denied us. If we stopped to take stock of our, possessions, perhaps we might be better off than our neighbors. If we stopped to visualize some of the in- tangible rights andpossessions that be- long alike to all, there might be more real enjoyment on the goods we have. David Grayson wrote in the Ameri- can Magazine a series of articles which he called "Great Possessions." He wrote of the beauty of the trees, the flowers, the sky and all else that liea about us ready to be enjoyed-in facf undoubtedly placed here for the sole' purpose of pleasing the soul that loves and appreciates beauty. Grayson was a farmer who so' thoroughly loved to see the 'golden wheat fields waving in the Kansas breeze that he neglected to harvest his crop until it was overripe. His neighbor upbraided him for such neg- lect, but David Grayson, with his cus- tomary quiet good nature, reminded him of the fact that he had so en- joyed the beauty of the fields that he had written his appreciation of the beauty he. saw' and had received a check for the story that far exceeded the amount his neighbor received for his crop. And in addition to the check he had left the quietude and happiness of soul that comes from seeing nature's wonders in their fill beauty. There are few David Graysons. There LJe not many who can write as he can about the beauties that they see. And there are few who would sense as he does and appreciate as he can all the manifold wonders that arel a vt. t s. .. rt . 2:55 6:ss Lv... iorenci ...Ar. 1:35 9:35 (H'otel) 3:45 7:45......Adrian.......12 :45 8:45 4:1s 8:1s .... Tecumseh . 12:15_,.8:x 4:30 8:30........Clinton ......12:00 8:oo s:15 9:15.......Saline1.......1:15 7:15 5:45 9:45 Ar..Ann Arbor..Lv. 10:45 6:45' (Court House Square) A. M. D--Daily. X-Daily except Sundays and Hlolidays. Holidays to be New Year's, Deco- ration Day. July .Fourth, Labor Day, Thanks- giving, and Christmas. Meet D. U. R. cars at Saline, both ways. JAMES H. 1ELLIOTT, Proprietor Phone 926-M Adrian, Mich. .. Floors- 4. are the foundations to your rooms. They contribute much to their beauty. A quart of Val-Spar or Berry Bros. Liquid Granite will work wonders towards re- newing your floors, and just think how little it costs. We are giving a 10 % discount on every purchase of Varnish for Monday only. Co H.. MAJOR &c CO. 203 E. WASHINGTON ST. PHONE 237 - - w it n leer . ,j University. LIMITLESS SCIENCE The aeronautical engineers who wit- nessed the exhibition of, inconceiva- ble speed given by LieutenantdMaugh an on Monday have been forced to ad- mit that at present, it appears there is no linii~t to the velocity that can be reacped in the air. The speed Lieu- tenant Maughan 'is accredited with is two hundred forty-eight and one-half miles per hour. If one but stops to think, he will realize the import of these figures. Two hundred forty- eight miles an hour is more than four miles a minute. In other words, the plane was taking but fifteen sec- onds to travel a mile. The pilot, not seeming content with When the first watch reaches Someone Shuffles his feet And then someone Starts to get up And then someone Doffs get up And starts for the door And then4, The professor cones And we all settle back In our seats And look sheepish. LEFT. It unfolded to us day after day. Truly the great possessions are not alone material and marked with the dol- lar. We cannot lay handy on them: and say that they are ours. But they are ours to enjoy-ours to appreci- ate. No matter what the w~reather, nor how the day may seem there is a world of beauty for us to see if we only will. It might be well to remem- her with Lowell, "Why thus sighing, for the far off, unattained and dim, When the beautiful, all around thee lying, Offers its low perpetual hymn!" A Wisconsin professor is said to have discovered a new kind of wood,. Tender, milk-fed chicken stuffed with rich dressing, roasted to a tasty brown -and featured here. for din- ner today at only 45c! You could hardly say OSU played a passing good game. No. Wonder if they have the new dium equipped wth scuppers carry off the tears, salty tears, sta- to and Arcade Cafeteria Upstairs, Nickels' A re a d e K: