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the course of his college career. And
while Smythe has reason to view the
architecture of th. building with a
'ICIAL NEWSPAPER OF TUE considerable amount of layman's
:NIVERSITY OF MIUHIGAN pride, he has always remained firm
hlished every :Horning except Monday in his denunciation of the lighting sys-'
g the iUjiversity year by the Board in .
:ol of Student Publications tern.
' In fact, the lighting of Hill audi-
iber s of Western Conference Editorialg
siat io eI torium has a peculiar psychological
e Associated Prefs is exclusively en- effect on Smythe. When the large bulls-:
to the use for reptiblication of all news eye lights at the top used to be lit he
tches credited to it or not otherwise was first lulled into a stupor by their
ted in this paper, and the local news pub-
r treinre. incessant glare, and then the demont
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For Cane Troubless
Some mean. girl has written in say-
ing that her heart goes out in sym-
pathy to a certain senior or any,
dumb animal that .has been caned.
P~teed at the posoffice at Ann Arbor, gods of the lamp confronted him with But at the same time she's tickled to
lihilgan, as second ela'ss matter. all of the horror of their grimacing death at having discovered one lone
Subscription by carrier or mail, $3 .50.
Ofsices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May . countenances, permeating his soul little advantage in being a woman.
and Stleet. A with the fear of Zeus, and often forc- She seems to be rather bitter over thei
Phones: Editorial, a414 and 176-M; Bus.I ing a hasty and timorous retreat from whole affair, doesn't she? But all
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, -60. - -- wordshis place of vantage in the auditor- joshing in the waste basket as my
(Commu1nications not to exceed 30 wods m
C dthe iat rt not ecesosaril Ium. Now that these bullseye lamps friend La'rdner used to phrase it,
pear in print, but as an evidence of faith, are not lit the building is far too some fairly good suggestions have
nd notices of events will be publishted in,
he Daily at thle (iscretion of the ditor. Idark, light enough to be sure to ob- come in for seniors who can't use
fit t or maile< to The Daily office. Un- viate his resignin-g himself to the their canes properly. I will list them
inejl conflnicatiOf ll vi receive no con-
lt 1"omN1m1anus1cipt will be returned pleasure to be derived from his com- below in order of their appearance on
Stihe:- writer e closes postage. The Daily panion, but not light enough to en- the hook.,
s not necessarily eiorse the sentiments han'ce his enjoyment of the speaker or "Why not get all the seniors togeth-I
e eerched in the communications.
f~ c e chll)t the'ir canes and form a
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CAMPUS OPINION
Editor, The Michigan Daily,
Recently I read an article in our
Daily relative to the excessive charges j
made by local merchants upon tobac-
co. The charge undoubtedly was
well founded. I, however, have an
indictment against the local theater
managers.
During the long spring recess I at-
tended a moving picture program in
my home town which is about half the
size of Ann Arbor. The program
consisted of Harold Lloyd in "Safety 1
Last", a Mutt and Jeff comedy, and ;
Kinograms. Music was furnished by '
an excellent orchestra. The admis-
sion charge for the matinee perform-,
ance (which I myself attended) was
fften cents while for the evening1
shows it was twenty-five cents. These;
prices look exceptionally small in
comparison with the fifty cents clarg-
ed by the local theaters. This, how-
ever, is not the first such case which I
has come to my attention.
Is it not reasonable to request of"
the local theater managers, especially
those who are dependent upon student
patronage, that they lower their
admission rates? Or at least that they
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EfDITOXIAL STAFF
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MANAGING EDITOR
MARION B. STAHL
ts litor ............. ..P aul V atzel
S1tor..............James P. Young
istant City Editor ........J. A. Bacon
onral Birfl Chairman........ . ss
per ornran ce.
Snythe is not a physicist, nor is he
i familiar in any degree with the ways
of electricity. He is of the opinion,
however, that after five years of faulty
illumination themen in charge of theI
lighting of Hill auditorium ought to
rise up out of their lethargy and in-
stall an effective system. Or, if they
corduroy road across the paths on{
the campus, thus giving the grass itsE
long sought for opportunity."
Ellis.
"Hollow them out and use them
for containers on Swing-out."
Trellis.
Addison Echoes
Oysters don't wear derbies
'Cause fish don't perspire ,
Hello, hello, aye-aye sir
You cannot milk a herring
A finnan-haddie doesn't stutter.
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.
port. She brought her own private
gang-plank along with her.
Daily Classifieds for real results.-
Adv.
DETROIT UNITED LINE$
Ann Arbor and Jackson
TIME TABLE
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-
6.00 a.m., 7:00 a.m., 8:00 a.m., 9:05
a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m.
Jackson Express Crs (local stops
west of Ann Arbor)-g:47 a.m., and
every two hours to 9'47 :n.
3,ocal Cars East Bound-7 :oo a.mX.
anar every two hours to 9:oo p. M.,
ii1:oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-1i:40
P. i r 1:1, a.m.
To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-7:5o a.m.,
1x:10 p.m.
To Jackson and Kalamazoo-La r-
ited cars 3:47, 10:47 a.nL, 12: 47, 2:47
4:47 P:mn.
To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at
:47 P.m.
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are too
stupid to do this themselves.
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RalphL yerrs
L. (. llvyrshdorfer'
I1. A. Donahue
IHarry Iloey
]. C. Moriarty
j,3. F.Mack
' a' '1ir.............aliae l. El1ott
o s ditor.............Marion Koch
nsi . ,ditor . ....... H. Ailes
nn~i tlit r ...........Iltickley Q. lRoh lnn -
Editorial Board
>wcll Kerr Maurice Berman
1.l Einstein Eugene Carmichael
Stanley II. Armstronig
Sidney Bielfielki
R. :A. Iillington.
H elen IBrown
1t. C. Clark
A. B. Conuable
Berna-dette Cote
-Evelyn I. Conghllin
Joseph Epstein
T. 1;. Fiske
>Jhn (arlin hc.se
WValrer S. Coodspeed
Potia Goulder
RomaiJ Jlakcnin
istanlts
Franklin IR. Hepburn
Winona A. Hibbard
Eidward I. ] 1 iggins
1Nennetht C. Kellar
Elixaheth I iebermann
John McGinnis
Samuel loore
ll. It. Pryor
W. B. Rafferty
Robert G. Ramsay
Sol. 3. Schnitz
Philip .1. Wagner
Smythe thinks that they ought to so-
licit the "assistance of someone, who
is capable of performing the task.
Smythe 4s already planning to at-
tend the ,May Festival. For his own
delectation, perhaps, but mostly to ad-I
vertise his institution in the right
manner to the hundreds of prominent;
personages who come to Ann Arbor
yearly for this event, he hopes that
between now and the opening of the;
May Festival some attempt will be
made to properly alter the lighting in
Hill auditorium.
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GRIDIRON INVITATIONS j
The number of acceptances already4
received from those privileged to re-
ceive invitations to Michigan's first
Gridiron banquet is most gratifying
and promises to assemble the greatest
number of Michigan notables ever
gathered in Ann 'Arbor at one time.
I Prominent alumni and influential citi-
zens of the state Will be the guests
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TIlE HENDECA MEJRON
Roscoe, the insect, lay serene in the
ear of Jasper the horse. Jasper's earI
was flattened against his bony cra-
nium, for Jasper was a. race-horse,
and at the present writing was busy
rounding an extremely sharp corner
on high. It was cool in Jasper's ear,
and Roscoe was having the dickens of
a good time. "My!" he kept crying
out, "isfi't this great? I could go whiz-#
zing along like this forever and ever.
I wish Lottie, my intended, were here1
to enjoy it too!" Suddenly he heard a
most grumbly racket. It was Jasper
calling to him. "Look Roscoe," lie
cried, "at the wild rose that we have
just passed! It is very beautiful!"
lWSINESS STJAFl,'
Telephone 960
BUSINESS MANAGER
ALBERT J. PARKER
Ad v c tish .............John J. Iamel, Jr.
Advertising ..... Walter K. Scherer
Adlvcrtising. ......Lawrence 11. l'i$v'ot
ulication .............. Edward F. Conlin I
Corpyritingd............ David 1.-1.Park
cniclation............owusend T1. Wolfe.
ccounts.. ...... . Beaumont Paiks'
Assistants
Pecrry 'V. Thayden VWi'ne I. G(
Eugene ,. Dunue Clyde L. agerman
on m C. Iaskin Henry Freud
C. L. Putman Clayton Purdy
. 1). Armantrout J. R. Sanzenbacher
William II. Reid, Jr. Clif'ord Mitts
Marold IL. Hale 'Trhomas M"achren
Wmn. 1>. Roesser Louis M. Dexter
Allan S. Morton C. Wells Christie
James A. Dryer . Edward B. R dle
Il..,.. W.,CAner
of honor at this unusual .function. Roscoe rose to his feet, and walked
Elaborate arrangements have been to the lobe of Jasper's ear, and,
made to afford those present the ut- leaning far out, looked at the wild
most of interest and unique entertain- rose. He strained his every muscle
ment. The program is practgically t in order to get as far out on the lobe
completed and only awaits the last as possible, that lie n ight see it the
minute acceptances of those who have j better. Siddenly he m'elt himself
thus far delayed their replies. A slipping. "Whoa Nel-,--I mean Jas-
world of energy has been expended to per!' he cried. But Jaser didn't hear,
make this the most lively and spirited him for some reason, and he fell (he
event of the year, and it is all im- was a wingless insect) to the ground
portant that those who intend to be and got trampled into a .fine mash by
present inform those in charge at Hezekiah, the horse that was follow-
once, if they expect. to be provided ing. BOCCACCIO.
for.
Anyone who is fortunate enough to Warning to Pall-guys
refrain from tackin on an additional
fifteen cents for pictures which they
know will be popular?
R. J. HI.
SEDITORIAL COMMENT
FRESKIfAN CUSTOMS
(Daily Princetonian)
Year after year the Freshman cus-{
toms are less religiously followed and
less rigidly enforced. Exhortations
addressed to Freshmen and Sopho-
mores fall on equally deaf ears and
we are constrained to ask the rea-
son. The answer is simple: the much-
revered petty customs and restrie-
tions imposed on the first year men#
have lost, at least partially, the sanc-
tion of Campus public opinion.
In such a case, should we inveigh
against the indifference of the Soph-
omore or stubbornness of the Fresh-
man? Neither is reasonable until we
are sure that the customs themselves
are worth it. All of them are wal-
lowing in tradition, yet only a few
are followed: the others have fallen
g'dually into iunocuous desuetude.
Wfhy keep the Blue Laws on the
books and attempt to enforce those
rules which not only are ridiculous'
and petty but are tacitly recognized
as such?
It was realized last year that thel
requirement that short coats be not
worn by underclassmen imposed an
unnecessary expense on many men.
Do not black shoes, etc., also burden
the pocketbook of the Freshman?
Further, is anything gained by any-
one when Freshmen wear black ties?
If such customs as these have no
value, let us discard tradition, prece-
dent, and prep school principles,
which alone attempt to justify the
foolish; and relegate valueless cus-
toms to the scrap-heap.
There are ,certain customs which
are valuable for the Freshmen Lnd
among these the most important is the
black cap. There are few Freshmen
even who would like to dispense with
that article of alparel, as it serves as
an introduction to classmates. Others
are worth keeping also. Let us look,
before the Class of 1927 enters Prince-
ton, at the customs and separate the
wheat from the chaff,-and not re-
tain the chaff.
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FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 1923
Night Editor-RALP1H N BYERS
TO SAVE OUR CITY
The erd in view of those entrusted
to cary- ut the university building
progr- is that each edifice in addi-
Lion toserving a utilitarian purpose
will- represent some beauty of de-
sign. E-reything tends to indicate
that the apfs -m 4. ithe future whenj
viewed in the aggregate will be
pleasing to look at,. But in the light
of presen ay circumstances it seems
apropos to ask -the question, will the
residents of the city keep pace with
,e University in this regard?
Now, the person who traverses the+
environs of the campus, if he Is ob-
serving at all, is confronted on all
sides with a most disagreeable sight.
Poorly kept lawns, dilapidated houses
that need painting and a thorough ex-
terior renovation. and stray ( dogs
whose appearance aiso indicates
neglect on the part of their owners.
are only a few of the flagrant out-4
ward manAestations of inertia evi-
denced by residents whose homes ad-
join the 'canpus. Because this sit-
uation exists visitors to Ann Arbor
are apt to take away with themi a
rather gloomy picture of the city,
whereas4n years past Ann Arbor has
aways prided itself on its attractive-
be present at the Gridiron banquet
Tuesday evening will have something
worth looking back upon.
THE TRUE "BAC-HELOY" OF ARTS,
"Marriages of any student enrollerl
in Syracuse university henceforth will
be acceupted as withdrawal from the
university". This, according to- 'a re~
cent dispatch, is the declared attitude
of a. present day institution for the
dissemination of education. It is dif-
ficult to determine whether the de-
cree is aimed at the idea of students
marrying, or at the practice of mar-
riage itself. If the latter, Syracuse
must be taking upon itself the advo-'
cacy of free love. If the former, Syra-
cuse is barring from its campus many
of the most earnest and scholarly stu-
dents in universities today.
Marriage has ever been a igily
respectable proceliure. The compan- !
ionship arising therefrom has in in-,
nunmerable cases proved beneficial. In
fact, conventionalists have been wont
for centuries to point out the fact
that most gregt men owed their in-
spiration to the women who have
been joined to them through the bonds
of matrimony. Some men have been
regenerated through marriage; others
have only begun to realize the value!
of education after taking a wife.
Obviously, however, Syracuse comes
forth ,with the pronouncement that
marriage makes students unfit for
further education. The taking of one
Now's the time of the year
when the student feels that
he should have a car to
A Complete Line of
please his little sheba. And
there are lots of themxi cars;
as well as sshebas.So, you must
be careful. Just because a fella
has his chariot all shined up,
with paint, shoe-polish and
Stacomb is no reason you
should dig down in the sock
and buy it. "Looks arent ever-
thing
but they cunnt me out," says
My friend Dizzy Don.
Drugs and Drug Sundries
Toilet Articles erfures
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What time the merry raindrops laughl
And scamper wide and far;t
It costs two dollars and a half'
To clean my motor car.
Just Jake.
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Gene Debs speaking, "Lenine is 'the
greatest thing that hay come out of
the world v/ar." Confirming the wide-
spread opinion that the, war was a'
total loss.
011mshoe 0,11S
Learn your peanuts, Gus. You
know roomer has it that Lenine is?
here in Ann Arbor.1
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Dear Just ,Jean<
I do not feel the sun's hot rays
Nor does the way to ie seem long;1
I surely feel as I walk onI
Each step is closer to your song. t
Though long and tiresome be thel
way,I
With many the perils and harms
One thought remains, and me it
cheers:
The cooling blessing of your arms. -
Gil bert's Chocolates
Prescriptions Carefully Compounded
MANN'S DR UG STORE
TALK
(Daily Palo Alto)
It would be a worthy task for someII
statistician to compute the average
mean of talk which floods the campus;-
every day. Some of it splatters on the Iij
ground and disappears, some lights on ,
a l lade of grass or a leaf and spar- 1
kles for a moment or two, some forms'
mud puddles, sonle gathers into merry
little rivulets, some serves to swell
the stream of human thought running
down through the centuries.
Fortunate is the man who knows
what part to play in all this talk-
when to be silent and when to con-'
tribute something; when to be serf-1,
ous and when to be casual; when to z
be dogmatic and when to be liberal.
Of those who dispense the greatest I
flow of words on the campus there
are three classes: the conventional-
ists, the radicals, and the men with
ideas. Occasionally they overlap in
a happy comibination. The conven-
tionalists, as a rule, however, begin
with lengthy discussions. of athletic I
prospects and then run the gamut of
women, bootleggers, and smut. At that
they are more to be admired than the
few of their number who think that
no conversation should attempt more
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THE GOLF SEASON IS NOW OPENING
BETTER SECURE*,YOUR SUPPLY OF LIGHT
Hess. 3 of society's most sacred vows dfaces
The progre s of the Universitys F them beyond the pale of university
building program should give new im- life. The practice is disruptive of;
petus to householders to re-establish academic activities.
the vwaining reputation of Ann Arbor' At Michigan. as in a hundred other
as a residential city. This cannot be universities, may be found a certain
dore merely by increasing the num- small but surprising percentage- of
her of auspicious dwellings of which married couples, husband and wife
there are now a goodly assortment, seeking their education together. Stu-
but it can be accomplished if each dent life to them means something:
resident will take pains to see that his more serious than merely four con-
own house, no matter how mean it ventional years at college. They pur-
may be, is properly kept up. , sue their studies vigorously; other-
If this is not done the most effi- , wise they would not have chosen to
cient zoninm ordinance that can be carry out a university career.
WEIGHT KNICKERS EARLY
We have a large assortment of Knickers for your
selection in the Cuff and Strap bottoms.
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The dark of nightide slowly
And tiny starlets faintly
But I, 'a wanderer,
Still onward press and
appears
show,
forward
and bare j
me the
$3.00
to.
$20.00
You will need one of the new Club belts we are showing.
And though ithe way is long;
One thought refreshes
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