e ,e* w w n+.+4ep Mk4 '4' +r a'Vy ' .y"y+y..... THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, oil the course of his college career. And while Smythe has reason to view the architecture of th. building with a 'ICIAL NEWSPAPER OF TUE considerable amount of layman's :NIVERSITY OF MIUHIGAN pride, he has always remained firm hlished every :Horning except Monday in his denunciation of the lighting sys-' g the iUjiversity year by the Board in . :ol of Student Publications tern. ' In fact, the lighting of Hill audi- iber s of Western Conference Editorialg siat io eI torium has a peculiar psychological e Associated Prefs is exclusively en- effect on Smythe. When the large bulls-: to the use for reptiblication of all news eye lights at the top used to be lit he tches credited to it or not otherwise was first lulled into a stupor by their ted in this paper, and the local news pub- r treinre. incessant glare, and then the demont ,: m a v r r n v n i r ri g r t n r r r n n ur r it t o r EDROLL IS YPSI NORJAL T r I For Cane Troubless Some mean. girl has written in say- ing that her heart goes out in sym- pathy to a certain senior or any, dumb animal that .has been caned. P~teed at the posoffice at Ann Arbor, gods of the lamp confronted him with But at the same time she's tickled to lihilgan, as second ela'ss matter. all of the horror of their grimacing death at having discovered one lone Subscription by carrier or mail, $3 .50. Ofsices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May . countenances, permeating his soul little advantage in being a woman. and Stleet. A with the fear of Zeus, and often forc- She seems to be rather bitter over thei Phones: Editorial, a414 and 176-M; Bus.I ing a hasty and timorous retreat from whole affair, doesn't she? But all ess,6 960. , , -60. - -- wordshis place of vantage in the auditor- joshing in the waste basket as my (Commu1nications not to exceed 30 wods m C dthe iat rt not ecesosaril Ium. Now that these bullseye lamps friend La'rdner used to phrase it, pear in print, but as an evidence of faith, are not lit the building is far too some fairly good suggestions have nd notices of events will be publishted in, he Daily at thle (iscretion of the ditor. Idark, light enough to be sure to ob- come in for seniors who can't use fit t or maile< to The Daily office. Un- viate his resignin-g himself to the their canes properly. I will list them inejl conflnicatiOf ll vi receive no con- lt 1"omN1m1anus1cipt will be returned pleasure to be derived from his com- below in order of their appearance on Stihe:- writer e closes postage. The Daily panion, but not light enough to en- the hook., s not necessarily eiorse the sentiments han'ce his enjoyment of the speaker or "Why not get all the seniors togeth-I e eerched in the communications. f~ c e chll)t the'ir canes and form a I , I I' 1 i i 3 I CAMPUS OPINION Editor, The Michigan Daily, Recently I read an article in our Daily relative to the excessive charges j made by local merchants upon tobac- co. The charge undoubtedly was well founded. I, however, have an indictment against the local theater managers. During the long spring recess I at- tended a moving picture program in my home town which is about half the size of Ann Arbor. The program consisted of Harold Lloyd in "Safety 1 Last", a Mutt and Jeff comedy, and ; Kinograms. Music was furnished by ' an excellent orchestra. The admis- sion charge for the matinee perform-, ance (which I myself attended) was fften cents while for the evening1 shows it was twenty-five cents. These; prices look exceptionally small in comparison with the fifty cents clarg- ed by the local theaters. This, how- ever, is not the first such case which I has come to my attention. Is it not reasonable to request of" the local theater managers, especially those who are dependent upon student patronage, that they lower their admission rates? Or at least that they Duncan &r Starling ~EA F" Graham 's I: -- EfDITOXIAL STAFF 'i'l'l@iEp le^S 211 anid I 70'W MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL ts litor ............. ..P aul V atzel S1tor..............James P. Young istant City Editor ........J. A. Bacon onral Birfl Chairman........ . ss per ornran ce. Snythe is not a physicist, nor is he i familiar in any degree with the ways of electricity. He is of the opinion, however, that after five years of faulty illumination themen in charge of theI lighting of Hill auditorium ought to rise up out of their lethargy and in- stall an effective system. Or, if they corduroy road across the paths on{ the campus, thus giving the grass itsE long sought for opportunity." Ellis. "Hollow them out and use them for containers on Swing-out." Trellis. Addison Echoes Oysters don't wear derbies 'Cause fish don't perspire , Hello, hello, aye-aye sir You cannot milk a herring A finnan-haddie doesn't stutter. Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. port. She brought her own private gang-plank along with her. Daily Classifieds for real results.- Adv. DETROIT UNITED LINE$ Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- 6.00 a.m., 7:00 a.m., 8:00 a.m., 9:05 a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m. Jackson Express Crs (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-g:47 a.m., and every two hours to 9'47 :n. 3,ocal Cars East Bound-7 :oo a.mX. anar every two hours to 9:oo p. M., ii1:oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-1i:40 P. i r 1:1, a.m. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7:5o a.m., 1x:10 p.m. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-La r- ited cars 3:47, 10:47 a.nL, 12: 47, 2:47 4:47 P:mn. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at :47 P.m. _____________________ are too stupid to do this themselves. iht - RalphL yerrs L. (. llvyrshdorfer' I1. A. Donahue IHarry Iloey ]. C. Moriarty j,3. F.Mack ' a' '1ir.............aliae l. El1ott o s ditor.............Marion Koch nsi . ,ditor . ....... H. Ailes nn~i tlit r ...........Iltickley Q. lRoh lnn - Editorial Board >wcll Kerr Maurice Berman 1.l Einstein Eugene Carmichael Stanley II. Armstronig Sidney Bielfielki R. :A. Iillington. H elen IBrown 1t. C. Clark A. B. Conuable Berna-dette Cote -Evelyn I. Conghllin Joseph Epstein T. 1;. Fiske >Jhn (arlin hc.se WValrer S. Coodspeed Potia Goulder RomaiJ Jlakcnin istanlts Franklin IR. Hepburn Winona A. Hibbard Eidward I. ] 1 iggins 1Nennetht C. Kellar Elixaheth I iebermann John McGinnis Samuel loore ll. It. Pryor W. B. Rafferty Robert G. Ramsay Sol. 3. Schnitz Philip .1. Wagner Smythe thinks that they ought to so- licit the "assistance of someone, who is capable of performing the task. Smythe 4s already planning to at- tend the ,May Festival. For his own delectation, perhaps, but mostly to ad-I vertise his institution in the right manner to the hundreds of prominent; personages who come to Ann Arbor yearly for this event, he hopes that between now and the opening of the; May Festival some attempt will be made to properly alter the lighting in Hill auditorium. A- -s GRIDIRON INVITATIONS j The number of acceptances already4 received from those privileged to re- ceive invitations to Michigan's first Gridiron banquet is most gratifying and promises to assemble the greatest number of Michigan notables ever gathered in Ann 'Arbor at one time. I Prominent alumni and influential citi- zens of the state Will be the guests i TIlE HENDECA MEJRON Roscoe, the insect, lay serene in the ear of Jasper the horse. Jasper's earI was flattened against his bony cra- nium, for Jasper was a. race-horse, and at the present writing was busy rounding an extremely sharp corner on high. It was cool in Jasper's ear, and Roscoe was having the dickens of a good time. "My!" he kept crying out, "isfi't this great? I could go whiz-# zing along like this forever and ever. I wish Lottie, my intended, were here1 to enjoy it too!" Suddenly he heard a most grumbly racket. It was Jasper calling to him. "Look Roscoe," lie cried, "at the wild rose that we have just passed! It is very beautiful!" lWSINESS STJAFl,' Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Ad v c tish .............John J. Iamel, Jr. Advertising ..... Walter K. Scherer Adlvcrtising. ......Lawrence 11. l'i$v'ot ulication .............. Edward F. Conlin I Corpyritingd............ David 1.-1.Park cniclation............owusend T1. Wolfe. ccounts.. ...... . Beaumont Paiks' Assistants Pecrry 'V. Thayden VWi'ne I. G( Eugene ,. Dunue Clyde L. agerman on m C. Iaskin Henry Freud C. L. Putman Clayton Purdy . 1). Armantrout J. R. Sanzenbacher William II. Reid, Jr. Clif'ord Mitts Marold IL. Hale 'Trhomas M"achren Wmn. 1>. Roesser Louis M. Dexter Allan S. Morton C. Wells Christie James A. Dryer . Edward B. R dle Il..,.. W.,CAner of honor at this unusual .function. Roscoe rose to his feet, and walked Elaborate arrangements have been to the lobe of Jasper's ear, and, made to afford those present the ut- leaning far out, looked at the wild most of interest and unique entertain- rose. He strained his every muscle ment. The program is practgically t in order to get as far out on the lobe completed and only awaits the last as possible, that lie n ight see it the minute acceptances of those who have j better. Siddenly he m'elt himself thus far delayed their replies. A slipping. "Whoa Nel-,--I mean Jas- world of energy has been expended to per!' he cried. But Jaser didn't hear, make this the most lively and spirited him for some reason, and he fell (he event of the year, and it is all im- was a wingless insect) to the ground portant that those who intend to be and got trampled into a .fine mash by present inform those in charge at Hezekiah, the horse that was follow- once, if they expect. to be provided ing. BOCCACCIO. for. Anyone who is fortunate enough to Warning to Pall-guys refrain from tackin on an additional fifteen cents for pictures which they know will be popular? R. J. HI. SEDITORIAL COMMENT FRESKIfAN CUSTOMS (Daily Princetonian) Year after year the Freshman cus-{ toms are less religiously followed and less rigidly enforced. Exhortations addressed to Freshmen and Sopho- mores fall on equally deaf ears and we are constrained to ask the rea- son. The answer is simple: the much- revered petty customs and restrie- tions imposed on the first year men# have lost, at least partially, the sanc- tion of Campus public opinion. In such a case, should we inveigh against the indifference of the Soph- omore or stubbornness of the Fresh- man? Neither is reasonable until we are sure that the customs themselves are worth it. All of them are wal- lowing in tradition, yet only a few are followed: the others have fallen g'dually into iunocuous desuetude. Wfhy keep the Blue Laws on the books and attempt to enforce those rules which not only are ridiculous' and petty but are tacitly recognized as such? It was realized last year that thel requirement that short coats be not worn by underclassmen imposed an unnecessary expense on many men. Do not black shoes, etc., also burden the pocketbook of the Freshman? Further, is anything gained by any- one when Freshmen wear black ties? If such customs as these have no value, let us discard tradition, prece- dent, and prep school principles, which alone attempt to justify the foolish; and relegate valueless cus- toms to the scrap-heap. There are ,certain customs which are valuable for the Freshmen Lnd among these the most important is the black cap. There are few Freshmen even who would like to dispense with that article of alparel, as it serves as an introduction to classmates. Others are worth keeping also. Let us look, before the Class of 1927 enters Prince- ton, at the customs and separate the wheat from the chaff,-and not re- tain the chaff. 1923 1 8 15 22 2.9 2 14; 23 30 APRIL 3 10 17 24 4 11 18 ;?. ~~i1A91 WE 1 rACT4 MFR. * T WC sHats. i3P Stork Always on Hand LARGE SIZES A SPECIALTY Save a DOLLAR or more at our Factory We also do all kintds of Clean- ing and Reblocking of Hats at low prices for HIGH CLASS WOR---_W__ FACTURY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 Where D. U. R. Stops at State 5 12 19 26 ji I i Ii 0 11 20 27 1923 l 14 21 28 How do you know you can't afford Europe? Have you ascertained the cost of cross- ing on one of our delightful cabin ships? Do you know that accommodations can be obtained as low as $115 with the best food and service that the ship affords, full use of spacious decks,. attractive public rooms and all the pleasures of a sea voyage--in itself the ideal summer vacation? Our cabin fleet includes some of the finest ships in the North Atlantic. The atmosphere aboard them is truly Cosmopolitan-=nen of affairs travelling with their families, students, people of refinement from many walks of life. Write today for our booklet -"Your Trip to Europe"-_and detailed information.- AVW VInf STAR. LIn4ZV gMTKa1EATI@NAL A3TIL3 aRWD eSTAWnk -- S MTIra t- - - - -I ti#Z QOAV M TOLOEO-ANN A RE0R BUS Cars leave poi Toledo 7:10 A. M., 2 P. M. and 5 P. AC. Except Sun- day. Sundays at 8:00, 11:00 and M r 49mp FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 1923 Night Editor-RALP1H N BYERS TO SAVE OUR CITY The erd in view of those entrusted to cary- ut the university building progr- is that each edifice in addi- Lion toserving a utilitarian purpose will- represent some beauty of de- sign. E-reything tends to indicate that the apfs -m 4. ithe future whenj viewed in the aggregate will be pleasing to look at,. But in the light of presen ay circumstances it seems apropos to ask -the question, will the residents of the city keep pace with ,e University in this regard? Now, the person who traverses the+ environs of the campus, if he Is ob- serving at all, is confronted on all sides with a most disagreeable sight. Poorly kept lawns, dilapidated houses that need painting and a thorough ex- terior renovation. and stray ( dogs whose appearance aiso indicates neglect on the part of their owners. are only a few of the flagrant out-4 ward manAestations of inertia evi- denced by residents whose homes ad- join the 'canpus. Because this sit- uation exists visitors to Ann Arbor are apt to take away with themi a rather gloomy picture of the city, whereas4n years past Ann Arbor has aways prided itself on its attractive- be present at the Gridiron banquet Tuesday evening will have something worth looking back upon. THE TRUE "BAC-HELOY" OF ARTS, "Marriages of any student enrollerl in Syracuse university henceforth will be acceupted as withdrawal from the university". This, according to- 'a re~ cent dispatch, is the declared attitude of a. present day institution for the dissemination of education. It is dif- ficult to determine whether the de- cree is aimed at the idea of students marrying, or at the practice of mar- riage itself. If the latter, Syracuse must be taking upon itself the advo-' cacy of free love. If the former, Syra- cuse is barring from its campus many of the most earnest and scholarly stu- dents in universities today. Marriage has ever been a igily respectable proceliure. The compan- ! ionship arising therefrom has in in-, nunmerable cases proved beneficial. In fact, conventionalists have been wont for centuries to point out the fact that most gregt men owed their in- spiration to the women who have been joined to them through the bonds of matrimony. Some men have been regenerated through marriage; others have only begun to realize the value! of education after taking a wife. Obviously, however, Syracuse comes forth ,with the pronouncement that marriage makes students unfit for further education. The taking of one Now's the time of the year when the student feels that he should have a car to A Complete Line of please his little sheba. And there are lots of themxi cars; as well as sshebas.So, you must be careful. Just because a fella has his chariot all shined up, with paint, shoe-polish and Stacomb is no reason you should dig down in the sock and buy it. "Looks arent ever- thing but they cunnt me out," says My friend Dizzy Don. Drugs and Drug Sundries Toilet Articles erfures ., 1 .v_ / Connor'l ce C-re ** * What time the merry raindrops laughl And scamper wide and far;t It costs two dollars and a half' To clean my motor car. Just Jake. * *~ ' Gene Debs speaking, "Lenine is 'the greatest thing that hay come out of the world v/ar." Confirming the wide- spread opinion that the, war was a' total loss. 011mshoe 0,11S Learn your peanuts, Gus. You know roomer has it that Lenine is? here in Ann Arbor.1 * *I * Dear Just ,Jean< I do not feel the sun's hot rays Nor does the way to ie seem long;1 I surely feel as I walk onI Each step is closer to your song. t Though long and tiresome be thel way,I With many the perils and harms One thought remains, and me it cheers: The cooling blessing of your arms. - Gil bert's Chocolates Prescriptions Carefully Compounded MANN'S DR UG STORE TALK (Daily Palo Alto) It would be a worthy task for someII statistician to compute the average mean of talk which floods the campus;- every day. Some of it splatters on the Iij ground and disappears, some lights on , a l lade of grass or a leaf and spar- 1 kles for a moment or two, some forms' mud puddles, sonle gathers into merry little rivulets, some serves to swell the stream of human thought running down through the centuries. Fortunate is the man who knows what part to play in all this talk- when to be silent and when to con-' tribute something; when to be serf-1, ous and when to be casual; when to z be dogmatic and when to be liberal. Of those who dispense the greatest I flow of words on the campus there are three classes: the conventional- ists, the radicals, and the men with ideas. Occasionally they overlap in a happy comibination. The conven- tionalists, as a rule, however, begin with lengthy discussions. of athletic I prospects and then run the gamut of women, bootleggers, and smut. At that they are more to be admired than the few of their number who think that no conversation should attempt more 213 SOUTH MAIN STREET .'.1l~t 1iR.It~t1flf~iR.... ...... I.............. .......................... ~. . : :C ~I 'I . THE GOLF SEASON IS NOW OPENING BETTER SECURE*,YOUR SUPPLY OF LIGHT Hess. 3 of society's most sacred vows dfaces The progre s of the Universitys F them beyond the pale of university building program should give new im- life. The practice is disruptive of; petus to householders to re-establish academic activities. the vwaining reputation of Ann Arbor' At Michigan. as in a hundred other as a residential city. This cannot be universities, may be found a certain dore merely by increasing the num- small but surprising percentage- of her of auspicious dwellings of which married couples, husband and wife there are now a goodly assortment, seeking their education together. Stu- but it can be accomplished if each dent life to them means something: resident will take pains to see that his more serious than merely four con- own house, no matter how mean it ventional years at college. They pur- may be, is properly kept up. , sue their studies vigorously; other- If this is not done the most effi- , wise they would not have chosen to cient zoninm ordinance that can be carry out a university career. WEIGHT KNICKERS EARLY We have a large assortment of Knickers for your selection in the Cuff and Strap bottoms. Ii The dark of nightide slowly And tiny starlets faintly But I, 'a wanderer, Still onward press and appears show, forward and bare j me the $3.00 to. $20.00 You will need one of the new Club belts we are showing. And though ithe way is long; One thought refreshes x r ,: