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MMiAOING EDITOR
MARION B. STAHL
~ditor,~..............Paul Watzel
Iitor..,.,.,.......James B. Young
t City Editor........J. A. l-~acou
B ~. Chairman.E. R, Meiss
~ditors-
ii flyers IiarV 1i)ey
Mori~arty
~.. ~n~l~c"' 3. E. Mack
E~iitdr............~Wallace F. Fii3tt
s - ~ditor2~ . .'...Marion Koch
M'a~azlri~e, Editor.II. A. Donahue
~dit~r..................E. H. Ailes
Editor...........Ihickley C. Roboins
Edlt9rial Board
Kerr Maurice Eermaa
Eugene Carmichael
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THE SISTINE AS JIOSTA~E
Whil~er:;~7nssituat*on in the Ruhr 'I'OASTED ROLL
regIon substantially the same.
France has advanced threats along a 3 / "-a'
new line of interest wl~ich promises
to arouse a sentimental attitude on
the part of those Germans immedi-
ately concerned. In order to secure Tile Tobacco Season
themselves against failure to receive In tl'~e spring a fan's
a full settlement in the reparations, thoughts turn to the
the for 9ign office in Paris is consider- diamond where practice
ing taIjing the art treasures of the ~ st~irs of the sum-
Dresden Gallei'ies into custody until mer, and the team of
such a time as Germany will have the home town spends
fully paId all that she now owes to many hours in trying
the French republic.
to (levelop so you can
Inborn in the populace of Dresden, eat your peanuts in
an(l Germany at large, is a national peace for you know
reverence for the Sistine Madonna they will win. It is at
which is the outstanding masterpiece this time of the year more than any
in these galleries. The very threat
othei that tobacco is in season and
of depriving them of its possession, i on the lips of many. it is the kind
even temporarily, has aroused no lit- I
of tobacco that, counts in some cases
tIe amount of resentment, and it is 1
possible that the thought of French but in others the amount. It makes
the team or breaks it, as a rule it
revenge for the atrocities of the I
makes the team and breaks the play-
Amiens and Rheims ~cathedrals lin- ~ What would a catching glove ~e
gers in their conscience. In the last
without tobacco and the famous "Spit
analysis, some such sentimental ap- ball' would not have originated. To-
peal may have an important effect bacco is to the player ~vhat peanuts
upon final solution of the present sIt- isto the fan. You can tell how un-
uation when it is considered from portant it is. Do not let some high-
every angle, hatted reformer take the tobacco
plant away, rather have it cared for so
B1UN%~IW VP FATHER the National game will be better.
Since Fathers' Day has been given * * *
considerable nublicity it is more than CONF'~ENTIXLLY SPEAKING
likely that a. nuinber of students have The modern Shakespeare says,
already extended their 'invitations for "Two B's or Not two B's,
this conspicuous occasion. that is the question."
But a greater number, in all prob-' ,Jqlir.
ability, have not yet taken definite * , *
steps to assure the presence of their TPk Ilaid
dads on May U, for the Fathers' After receiving a terrific buffet on
Day festiviti~. the ~heek which caused no small
Invitation by letter is of course an amount of pain, the recipient said,
effective meaiia of showing parents
I that their pre~ence on this day is Leave me A LONE KID". What.fam-
ous robber am I thinking of? Nope,
whole-heartedly gohicited. But a much you're wrong.
more effective means now presents it-. * -~
self to the tl~ousands of students Since all these mysterious mur~Ier~
who leave for home this week. They it is not safe to be too l)old. I know
are privileged to insrlte their fathers one guy who is so afraid that he said
in per~i'on, and to explain with all due if Onportunity knocked at his door hE
enthusiasm the highly commendable I
efforts -which the Fathers' Day com- ~~ould be afraid to open it fo'r fear hE
would ~e shot.
i-Atte and the Michigan Union au- * * * -~
thorities are making to put over this -
first occasion of its kind in epoch- I Give me 711-PLEASE!'
-making style. Hello! Zis Max?
The idea of a ~Fathers' Day is not NO!! Max's out.
a new one, 'but it is bein~ tried for Is MAX WELL?
the first time this year at Michigan. I Ho! Thats a- good one!
A delightful time of the year has Jes' a minut-
been selectd for 1~ts. qocurrence, and I P11 PAIGE him.
many significant events of the col- He's out in the PACKARD (bad
le~e year, such' as the interclass
games, a Varsity baseball game, and yard)
I I can't afFORD to wait.
a track meet occur -simultaneously
Oh! Haven't JEWETT?
with Fatl~ers' Day, assuring the vis NO! My dine~r's gett~n' COW
iting parents ample entertainment of GOO'BYE.
the best sorts Moreover, the fathers )Iuilendot.'
will banquet at the Union, where * * *
they will be addressed by President Tetlvy's Neii~en~e Novel
Marion L. Burton. At this time they The Little Freshman--Tubias Een
will undoubtedly be made to reallzo
I the ti'ue significance of the Univer- YO1. -
sity, and the scope of its accomplish- ~ two * * *
ments.. , ~ girls, one short, one tall
lv11UO' jflA~J'AJ~ ~AAt'J1 ii Iliy 'Ii ~OL1
I CAMPUS OPINION I
Editor, Michigan Daily:
I have w9comed the campus com-
ment in favor of our participation in
the Eastern Intercollegiates. 1 con-
sider the communcation you have
had so far as an expression of gen- I
eral campus sentiment. However
I
much the undergraduate body may
favor Michigans entry into Eastern I
comp~tition, it is only slightly felt as
I compared with the strong feeling of
the alumni, especially our great East-
em DOUY . facts should be correct at all times,
Michigan with little iimonvenience or very complete they usually suffice
can take part in the E~istern Inter- to bring an understanding of the 'more
collegiates. California cancelled two important problems involved.
major meets, one with Washington The time will be here shortly when
and one with Oregon so as to cross sex questions will be openly dis-
I the c
ontiucut to attempt to retain cussed in the class room, under the
the natignal prestige gained solely by I critical direction of science. Until we
their vic~o1'ies in tl~e Eastern Inter- have reached this stage the best sub-
collegiates in the past two years. stitute is the company of friends, male
I Michigan has a meet scheduled with or female, who desire enlightenment
Ohio, a very mediocre team this year, on. the most fundamental problem in
a meet which can be cancelled or at the world.
least with little trouble advanced. ___________________________
Michigan does not have to gain How many students have all of
prestige. They have it. But Michigan their plans for Fathers' Day clearly
must it. Moreover by such
maintain formulated in their minds and are
action they can more closely bind our starting now to carry them out
Ii~astern alumni body together as they
have been literally crying for a ~-~---- -~
Michigan contest with -an Eastern PETROIT UNITED LINES
school for the past few years. Ann A:~bor and Jacksnr'
Our team deserves the chance to TIME TA5LE
display their ability. 'The alumni de- (Eastern Standard Time)
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Jackson Express Cars (local stops
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rUESl)AY, APRIL 3, 1923
Editor--RO~3T. C. MORIARTY
TIlE USUAL ThIN(A
(Detroit Free Press)
It js human nature to despise those
who fail to appreciate us; and Mine.
Ganna Walska is only running true to:
the general form when she makes
sneeiing remarks about the American
music critics because they declined to
say nice things regarding her singing, I'
and failed to hail her as a great star,
It is unlikely that the critics will
he unduly disturbed. They are used to <
this sort of thing. Many European
musicians come here thin~dng that
America is untutored and crude, and
without dis~dmi~ation, and assuming
that as a matter of course they are to
be lauded merely because they come I
I fron'~ abroad. with more or less of a
name. -
~ SQ~e hav~ the. "gsoils' and their
I mcrit is duly acknowledged and re-
Some do not measure up to
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S'~Rt~TCh1lM~ 'AN UNWANTED Every contending factor points to
WING a gloriously successful Fathers' Day.
With all deserv~i praise to 'the leg- The' committee is working arduously
and has planned an excellent pro-
lature which has always co-operated gram. All that is now needed is the
~lendidW in University affair~, the presence 'of the fathers, and the
~cent somersault oi one committee psychological moment for convincing
the house and on~ member of the each one that he simply must he
mateI on the hoinoeopathic issue, is present May 11 is rapidly arriving-
slap in the face for one of the fun- Next week students will have an Un-
~,n~entaI prerogatives of the Univer- surpassed opportunity for extending
tsr, namely, that of taking care of its I the invitation. The success of this
~n private affairs - day will be proportionate to the num-
Tb2e University committee rider, and her of students ~vho elicit an answer
r& Whitely resolution, say to the I of "Yes" in response.
6ar4 of Regents, a body authorized
- 4 empowered by the ~state consti- I PAN~ANERICAN EDUCATION
~tion, "We the five members of this Aside from the political and eco-
i~mittee and I a m~mb~r of the nomic interests which constitute the
~n~te are the boss. You the Board I n~ain considerat'Pon of the Pan-Amer.
~Regents do~ as we say or we'll cut ican Conference, the matter of edu-
wn your allowance," I cation is of primary concern as a
It's. tl~e same old story of the father method for promoting better under-
iclating the profession that his son standing and removing suspicion for
~a.h1 follow, with a threat to disin- I the various elements in different parts
t l'~m if he disobeys. of the New Word. The president of
The' utterly unreasonable phase of~ the conference has made the state-
i&~ituatIon1 is this: a small group ment that the chief barrier between
~Jaymen have a~sumed the power North Americans and South Amen-
"C
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hom~ should I fhoose? The poet said
)f two evils choose the lesser."
t'lio Kr.
the United States, standards tbat, as
far as opera singers are concerned
are more exacting than those any-
w'here else in the world, and the fact
I that they have limitations is set down
in cold type. Then there ts frequently
a ruction ,and more or less display of
temperament; and sometimes a de-
108 S. MAIN
Neflieton Shoes
Why don't you toss up a coin and
t rely on the poor poet? Besides
by be choosey? Tell me, are they
the Follies or do they ju~t commit
em?
* :5 *
Speaking of poets, I see that the
~nior Lits have elect.ed a classy
ict. Now the question of the h6ur
who is going to write the Class
)cm?
', * *
y Love Boat x~'ent a-sailing
raigh~ out from the Heart of Me
shimmering thing-sun glints on its
wing
crc like gold from the Araby.
'ith its cargo, wee Wish-I-Were
longings,
was gay in the Summery breeze,
Ireening now this way, now that
way,
parture with curses both loud and
deep in the wake of the departing
steamer and then forgetfuJuess, so far
as the American public is concerned.
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(Daily Iowan)
A small-town college of Missouri, as
antiquated as it is obsc~jre, recently
Purchased a large number of copies
of "Town and Gown" - a scurrilous
novel which iWOfQ.5505 to (lepic~ life
at a state universily-with the altru-
istic aim of acquainting parents of
the evils ' of large co-educational
schools 'and incidently to further its
own end by pointing to the absence of
these evils within its ' own walls. A
number of unsuspecting parents will'
fall into the trap for the bait has~ the
oflicial stench of the ages implanted
upon it.
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VA CA lION
For ihe accommodation of University of Michigan Students', returning home Friday,
A.'ril 6th account Spring Vacation, (he Ann Arbor RailroadAwill operate a special traiI~ leav-
ing Arn Arbor at 11:49 A. M. (C. T.) arriving Toledo 2:00 P. M. (E. T.) protecting
all Toledo Connections.
THIS TRAIN WILL HANDLE PASSENGERS ONLY FOR TO-
LEDO AND POINTS BEYOND
In order to protect Pe~e Marquette and Grand Trunk cQnnections, a first section of
Train No. 53 will be operated leaving Ann Arbor at 4:41 P. M (C.. T.) for Owosso,
Mich., stopping at Howell, Mich., and Durand, Mich., to discharge passengers,
of compelling the installation of a de-
partpient of medical science in tha
UniVersity. With this as a precedent,
the ~t~te legislature in future years I
co'ul~'d command the University to es-
tablish schools of chiropractice, os-
te6p~.thy, spiritism, chiropody, soviet- I
isin. or a chapter of the Ku Klux
Klah, 'with the admonishment, you
do~as you are told or take a spanji- I
cans is found to lie In their' linguistic
differences. For this reason lie urg-
es that we of Anglo-Saxon North
America learn Spanish and that the
Latin-Americans study English, since
by doing so it would make it po~si-
ble for 2O7,OO~,0OO ifihabitants of the
New World to better understand one
another.
Recognizing the tremendous in-
ing"
Ti
are~
ativit
'by
in
]~OSi1
I crease in the study of Spanish
ie~ries and systems in education throughout the United States since
built overnight, or by leg~s- the apparently temporary decline of
~ decree. Professors are selected German at the time of the war, it is
,~partment heads who have a coin- well that the interest of American
~ and comprehen'sive record of the youth he directed permanenty to the
under consideration for faculty learning of the ~Spanish language. 'If
ions. The professor is not \ a the study of English is encouraged in
~ pedant, he must have accom- a similar manner among the inhab-
led something noteworthy in the itants of South and Central America
~~of education before his title and it will 'be possible for the two Amer-
tion are acknowledged. And again ica,~ to act more nearly as a ~ing1e
rersity departments are erected unit in world affairs and certainly
when they have proved them- more efficiently in their relations
~s a fundamental and enduring with each other.
i-er in. the universal educational
~m. i If Stefansson's prediction of air
For the world like a' whimsical tease. Frank and open relations between
And it's only just now I remem- n'eu and women constitute one of the
bered 1 outstanding characteristics of modern
I Uncompassed I put it to sail. . . universities. It is hard for Pal-cuts to
I-low then shall it ever reach I-leant grasp thc- full significance of this new
0' You port ' I shuation and thkeir first reaction is to
So tiny it is, and so frail? regard it with suspicion. From time
should so happen you find it imincn'orial soeidty ha held that 21i
If it knowledge of ~ex is illicit, that is, as -
Still braving the uncharted sea far as polite society is concerned.
I And you care not-then-ever so What facts are learned must come
gently front trial and error method of cx-
Will you set it true xvcst--back to' I penienoc or from secret retreats of I
me? ,last Jean. indecency. The home ignores its re-
* * * sponsibility - such knowledge might
Sign in loc:il .nus~c shop: contaminate the hearth. 'The church
"Bee's huces" "1"'iiliug" with solemn maledictions relegates it
Is that a stock quotalJen or some to the fires of Hell. The school re-
ailment peculiar to insects? I fuses to consi(ler it a part of educa-
~ ~' * ' J tion. The individual is left to work
!l'JIal.ks, I)i~' j out his own salvation which, provid-
Here's a whimsy I2or you. It's in- ing nothing interferes, ho does with
- teresting to know how a literary abil- a fair degree of success.
ity overpowers one. Almost with no Unfortunately circumstances are
effort this littW bit of verse came out not always so favorable and the ignor-
of the old knob. it must he a gift. I ant but well-meaning person stumbles
I I like to call this swan song of mine: I over his first barrier. I-Ic is in some-
A Preniuble to 1J~e Constitutioii - ' what the same position as a physician
A cap and gown may make a man-- would be if he attempted to counter-
An oyster make a pearl j act disease without anly knowledge of
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