TI-IL MICHIGAN DAILY SPAI~ER OF THE OF I~ICRI(kA~N owning- eicept Monday year b~ th. Board in ablicatiqas. a Conference Editorial &usoclated Presa is exclusively en. ~ the use for republication of all wpatch~u crcdite4 to it or not other- edited In this paper arid the local iblished therein. ~4 at th~ po~toffice at Ann Arbor, ~ as second class matter. rtItiOl3 by ear 'er or mail, $a.so, i: Ann Arbor Press Building, May. reet. s: Zditorial, 2414 and z~6.M; Busi- '0. runicatlons ~.t to exceed 300 words d, the signature not necessarily to ~n prInt, l~tst' as an' evidence of faith, ices of events Will be published iii ily at the discretion of the Editor, if q~ mailed to The Davy office. Un- comrnunicatiohs will receive no con- ~n. No rnarp.iscript ~i1i be rerurnLd he writer encloses posta~c. Tht Daily t necessarily ci dorse th~ sentiments 4 in the tQ~nnianicatk~ns. EDJT0RIAJ~ STAFF epbones 2414 and 176-111 MMiAOING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL ~ditor,~..............Paul Watzel Iitor..,.,.,.......James B. Young t City Editor........J. A. l-~acou B ~. Chairman.E. R, Meiss ~ditors- ii flyers IiarV 1i)ey Mori~arty ~.. ~n~l~c"' 3. E. Mack E~iitdr............~Wallace F. Fii3tt s - ~ditor2~ . .'...Marion Koch M'a~azlri~e, Editor.II. A. Donahue ~dit~r..................E. H. Ailes Editor...........Ihickley C. Roboins Edlt9rial Board Kerr Maurice Eermaa Eugene Carmichael _______________________ - ~ THE SISTINE AS JIOSTA~E Whil~er:;~7nssituat*on in the Ruhr 'I'OASTED ROLL regIon substantially the same. France has advanced threats along a 3 / "-a' new line of interest wl~ich promises to arouse a sentimental attitude on the part of those Germans immedi- ately concerned. In order to secure Tile Tobacco Season themselves against failure to receive In tl'~e spring a fan's a full settlement in the reparations, thoughts turn to the the for 9ign office in Paris is consider- diamond where practice ing taIjing the art treasures of the ~ st~irs of the sum- Dresden Gallei'ies into custody until mer, and the team of such a time as Germany will have the home town spends fully paId all that she now owes to many hours in trying the French republic. to (levelop so you can Inborn in the populace of Dresden, eat your peanuts in an(l Germany at large, is a national peace for you know reverence for the Sistine Madonna they will win. It is at which is the outstanding masterpiece this time of the year more than any in these galleries. The very threat othei that tobacco is in season and of depriving them of its possession, i on the lips of many. it is the kind even temporarily, has aroused no lit- I of tobacco that, counts in some cases tIe amount of resentment, and it is 1 possible that the thought of French but in others the amount. It makes the team or breaks it, as a rule it revenge for the atrocities of the I makes the team and breaks the play- Amiens and Rheims ~cathedrals lin- ~ What would a catching glove ~e gers in their conscience. In the last without tobacco and the famous "Spit analysis, some such sentimental ap- ball' would not have originated. To- peal may have an important effect bacco is to the player ~vhat peanuts upon final solution of the present sIt- isto the fan. You can tell how un- uation when it is considered from portant it is. Do not let some high- every angle, hatted reformer take the tobacco plant away, rather have it cared for so B1UN%~IW VP FATHER the National game will be better. Since Fathers' Day has been given * * * considerable nublicity it is more than CONF'~ENTIXLLY SPEAKING likely that a. nuinber of students have The modern Shakespeare says, already extended their 'invitations for "Two B's or Not two B's, this conspicuous occasion. that is the question." But a greater number, in all prob-' ,Jqlir. ability, have not yet taken definite * , * steps to assure the presence of their TPk Ilaid dads on May U, for the Fathers' After receiving a terrific buffet on Day festiviti~. the ~heek which caused no small Invitation by letter is of course an amount of pain, the recipient said, effective meaiia of showing parents I that their pre~ence on this day is Leave me A LONE KID". What.fam- ous robber am I thinking of? Nope, whole-heartedly gohicited. But a much you're wrong. more effective means now presents it-. * -~ self to the tl~ousands of students Since all these mysterious mur~Ier~ who leave for home this week. They it is not safe to be too l)old. I know are privileged to insrlte their fathers one guy who is so afraid that he said in per~i'on, and to explain with all due if Onportunity knocked at his door hE enthusiasm the highly commendable I efforts -which the Fathers' Day com- ~~ould be afraid to open it fo'r fear hE would ~e shot. i-Atte and the Michigan Union au- * * * -~ thorities are making to put over this - first occasion of its kind in epoch- I Give me 711-PLEASE!' -making style. Hello! Zis Max? The idea of a ~Fathers' Day is not NO!! Max's out. a new one, 'but it is bein~ tried for Is MAX WELL? the first time this year at Michigan. I Ho! Thats a- good one! A delightful time of the year has Jes' a minut- been selectd for 1~ts. qocurrence, and I P11 PAIGE him. many significant events of the col- He's out in the PACKARD (bad le~e year, such' as the interclass games, a Varsity baseball game, and yard) I I can't afFORD to wait. a track meet occur -simultaneously Oh! Haven't JEWETT? with Fatl~ers' Day, assuring the vis NO! My dine~r's gett~n' COW iting parents ample entertainment of GOO'BYE. the best sorts Moreover, the fathers )Iuilendot.' will banquet at the Union, where * * * they will be addressed by President Tetlvy's Neii~en~e Novel Marion L. Burton. At this time they The Little Freshman--Tubias Een will undoubtedly be made to reallzo I the ti'ue significance of the Univer- YO1. - sity, and the scope of its accomplish- ~ two * * * ments.. , ~ girls, one short, one tall lv11UO' jflA~J'AJ~ ~AAt'J1 ii Iliy 'Ii ~OL1 I CAMPUS OPINION I Editor, Michigan Daily: I have w9comed the campus com- ment in favor of our participation in the Eastern Intercollegiates. 1 con- sider the communcation you have had so far as an expression of gen- I eral campus sentiment. However I much the undergraduate body may favor Michigans entry into Eastern I comp~tition, it is only slightly felt as I compared with the strong feeling of the alumni, especially our great East- em DOUY . facts should be correct at all times, Michigan with little iimonvenience or very complete they usually suffice can take part in the E~istern Inter- to bring an understanding of the 'more collegiates. California cancelled two important problems involved. major meets, one with Washington The time will be here shortly when and one with Oregon so as to cross sex questions will be openly dis- I the c ontiucut to attempt to retain cussed in the class room, under the the natignal prestige gained solely by I critical direction of science. Until we their vic~o1'ies in tl~e Eastern Inter- have reached this stage the best sub- collegiates in the past two years. stitute is the company of friends, male I Michigan has a meet scheduled with or female, who desire enlightenment Ohio, a very mediocre team this year, on. the most fundamental problem in a meet which can be cancelled or at the world. least with little trouble advanced. ___________________________ Michigan does not have to gain How many students have all of prestige. They have it. But Michigan their plans for Fathers' Day clearly must it. Moreover by such maintain formulated in their minds and are action they can more closely bind our starting now to carry them out Ii~astern alumni body together as they have been literally crying for a ~-~---- -~ Michigan contest with -an Eastern PETROIT UNITED LINES school for the past few years. Ann A:~bor and Jacksnr' Our team deserves the chance to TIME TA5LE display their ability. 'The alumni de- (Eastern Standard Time) serve some recognition 'and Ihe Uni- 6 Dettoit Limited and Express Cars- :oo am,, 7 :oo am,., 8 :oQ ani., versity of Michigan owes it to itself a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops I to send its tracy team to the Eastern west of Ann Arbor~-9:47 a.iti., and I Intercoliegiates. every two hours to 9~~7 p m. Locai ~ar~ ~aa ~ouno-~ :00 a.'n. &raizam 's of. - BOOKS - ~TARCH 26th to April 6th TOLEDO-ANN ARBOR PUS Catr~ I1~aie for Toledo 7:10 A. M,, 2 P. II . and 5 P. 1~I. Except Sun- day. Stiiidays at 8:00, 11:00 and 8:30. vIc1~Ou PlAN P Office at 7 HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! Suits Cleaned and Pressed, $12~5 A NNUAL SALE Suits Pressed, 35c C niled br and l)eiivered Plioize ~913-J W. E. MCCROW 1221 SO. 'UNIVERSITY Flue Custorm Tailoring Assistant, ;I'oflS Franklin D .Rc p burn Win~rma A. Hibl~ard Edwa'id 3. Higgins lKerineth C l'~i Ar ~ M. S. G., 23. ~iiiin B rov~ Clarl~ 2onn; ~tte 4 h C Epst gron ~bln John McGinnis ote Samuel Moore oughlin M. II. Prior W.B.R - I~ob~ert G. Ramsay ~ho~iee I. W. Ruwitch ~oodspeed Soil 3. $chnitz 1ez> Philip 14. Wagner ~Tii~t BTJ~IN~SS STAFF - Telephone ~60 I EDITORIAL COMMENT 1 a~~d every two hours to 9:00 p. in., ir :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti only-i: 40 prit, i :15 aifl. To Saline.i...Change at Yps~Ianti. Local Cars West Bound-7 :5o a.m., To 'Jackson and Kalarnazoo-.Lini- ited car'i 8 ~ :0:47 am., 2:47. 2:47, 47 p 111 To Jakson and Lansing-Liniitcd at 8 47 p m. I. BUSINESS MANAGER ALBETh~ 3. DARKER :sjng..............John 3. Hamel, Jr. sing.............Walter K. Scherer sing............Lawrence 11. Fa~'i-'n hon...............Edward F: Conlir' Iting.............David 3. 14. Park tiOn.....................ownsend I-I. ~A~Tolfe .Ilcaninont Parks Assistants N(. Hayden Win. H. Good ~,. Dunne Clyde L Hagerman Haskin Uenry 1 reed ?ptnam Clayton Purdy Arniantrout J. B, Sanzenbacher 'i H. Rrihi. Jr. Clifford Mitts I.. Hale 'l'hoinas l\h'Eachren ).. Roesser Loiii~ M. Dexter 3. Morton t". Wells Christie A. Dryer Edward B. Reidle t W Coonc'~ rUESl)AY, APRIL 3, 1923 Editor--RO~3T. C. MORIARTY TIlE USUAL ThIN(A (Detroit Free Press) It js human nature to despise those who fail to appreciate us; and Mine. Ganna Walska is only running true to: the general form when she makes sneeiing remarks about the American music critics because they declined to say nice things regarding her singing, I' and failed to hail her as a great star, It is unlikely that the critics will he unduly disturbed. They are used to < this sort of thing. Many European musicians come here thin~dng that America is untutored and crude, and without dis~dmi~ation, and assuming that as a matter of course they are to be lauded merely because they come I I fron'~ abroad. with more or less of a name. - ~ SQ~e hav~ the. "gsoils' and their I mcrit is duly acknowledged and re- Some do not measure up to IA 1 i dLiJ~i' iiI~1L ~L~I~UC*~ U~ A4~ ~~'-' *~X U123 MARCh 1923 1 2 3 4 5 ~ 7 8 9 10 ii 12 13 11 15 16~ 17 IS 1i~ 24~ 21 22 23 24 2 26 27 28 ~ 30 31 SPRIK~ ~ ~ ~ HATS ~ 1E~T~y N OW READY Rig' Selection of latest Shajics CRUSHERS, TOQ! WE MAhE HATS -:- - Take~ the "Beaten Path" to our door 'and save a (lollar or~ .moro on a hat. 'We also do all kinds of Cican-. ing and Ifeblocking of hats at low prieca for HIGII' CL'A~5S WORK FACTORY HAT STORE 817 Packard Street Phone 1792 Where D. U. R. Stops at State 1~~~ I..'. 4 hi 4 1= flu rig black and brown calf with low heel. E~ceI- lent for street wear. Oxfor A plain toe oxfQrd in $8.00 ~r 's Shoe Stor S'~Rt~TCh1lM~ 'AN UNWANTED Every contending factor points to WING a gloriously successful Fathers' Day. With all deserv~i praise to 'the leg- The' committee is working arduously and has planned an excellent pro- lature which has always co-operated gram. All that is now needed is the ~lendidW in University affair~, the presence 'of the fathers, and the ~cent somersault oi one committee psychological moment for convincing the house and on~ member of the each one that he simply must he mateI on the hoinoeopathic issue, is present May 11 is rapidly arriving- slap in the face for one of the fun- Next week students will have an Un- ~,n~entaI prerogatives of the Univer- surpassed opportunity for extending tsr, namely, that of taking care of its I the invitation. The success of this ~n private affairs - day will be proportionate to the num- Tb2e University committee rider, and her of students ~vho elicit an answer r& Whitely resolution, say to the I of "Yes" in response. 6ar4 of Regents, a body authorized - 4 empowered by the ~state consti- I PAN~ANERICAN EDUCATION ~tion, "We the five members of this Aside from the political and eco- i~mittee and I a m~mb~r of the nomic interests which constitute the ~n~te are the boss. You the Board I n~ain considerat'Pon of the Pan-Amer. ~Regents do~ as we say or we'll cut ican Conference, the matter of edu- wn your allowance," I cation is of primary concern as a It's. tl~e same old story of the father method for promoting better under- iclating the profession that his son standing and removing suspicion for ~a.h1 follow, with a threat to disin- I the various elements in different parts t l'~m if he disobeys. of the New Word. The president of The' utterly unreasonable phase of~ the conference has made the state- i&~ituatIon1 is this: a small group ment that the chief barrier between ~Jaymen have a~sumed the power North Americans and South Amen- "C in tl'i Sc IP( I is1 M '4 w I It Ct hom~ should I fhoose? The poet said )f two evils choose the lesser." t'lio Kr. the United States, standards tbat, as far as opera singers are concerned are more exacting than those any- w'here else in the world, and the fact I that they have limitations is set down in cold type. Then there ts frequently a ruction ,and more or less display of temperament; and sometimes a de- 108 S. MAIN Neflieton Shoes Why don't you toss up a coin and t rely on the poor poet? Besides by be choosey? Tell me, are they the Follies or do they ju~t commit em? * :5 * Speaking of poets, I see that the ~nior Lits have elect.ed a classy ict. Now the question of the h6ur who is going to write the Class )cm? ', * * y Love Boat x~'ent a-sailing raigh~ out from the Heart of Me shimmering thing-sun glints on its wing crc like gold from the Araby. 'ith its cargo, wee Wish-I-Were longings, was gay in the Summery breeze, Ireening now this way, now that way, parture with curses both loud and deep in the wake of the departing steamer and then forgetfuJuess, so far as the American public is concerned. :. SPECIAL TRAIN SERVICE VIA ''2 ANN ARBOR RAILROAD4 ACCOUNT LEARNING $EX I(NQWI~EI)GE (Daily Iowan) A small-town college of Missouri, as antiquated as it is obsc~jre, recently Purchased a large number of copies of "Town and Gown" - a scurrilous novel which iWOfQ.5505 to (lepic~ life at a state universily-with the altru- istic aim of acquainting parents of the evils ' of large co-educational schools 'and incidently to further its own end by pointing to the absence of these evils within its ' own walls. A number of unsuspecting parents will' fall into the trap for the bait has~ the oflicial stench of the ages implanted upon it. ___-SPRING VA CA lION For ihe accommodation of University of Michigan Students', returning home Friday, A.'ril 6th account Spring Vacation, (he Ann Arbor RailroadAwill operate a special traiI~ leav- ing Arn Arbor at 11:49 A. M. (C. T.) arriving Toledo 2:00 P. M. (E. T.) protecting all Toledo Connections. THIS TRAIN WILL HANDLE PASSENGERS ONLY FOR TO- LEDO AND POINTS BEYOND In order to protect Pe~e Marquette and Grand Trunk cQnnections, a first section of Train No. 53 will be operated leaving Ann Arbor at 4:41 P. M (C.. T.) for Owosso, Mich., stopping at Howell, Mich., and Durand, Mich., to discharge passengers, of compelling the installation of a de- partpient of medical science in tha UniVersity. With this as a precedent, the ~t~te legislature in future years I co'ul~'d command the University to es- tablish schools of chiropractice, os- te6p~.thy, spiritism, chiropody, soviet- I isin. or a chapter of the Ku Klux Klah, 'with the admonishment, you do~as you are told or take a spanji- I cans is found to lie In their' linguistic differences. For this reason lie urg- es that we of Anglo-Saxon North America learn Spanish and that the Latin-Americans study English, since by doing so it would make it po~si- ble for 2O7,OO~,0OO ifihabitants of the New World to better understand one another. Recognizing the tremendous in- ing" Ti are~ ativit 'by in ]~OSi1 I crease in the study of Spanish ie~ries and systems in education throughout the United States since built overnight, or by leg~s- the apparently temporary decline of ~ decree. Professors are selected German at the time of the war, it is ,~partment heads who have a coin- well that the interest of American ~ and comprehen'sive record of the youth he directed permanenty to the under consideration for faculty learning of the ~Spanish language. 'If ions. The professor is not \ a the study of English is encouraged in ~ pedant, he must have accom- a similar manner among the inhab- led something noteworthy in the itants of South and Central America ~~of education before his title and it will 'be possible for the two Amer- tion are acknowledged. And again ica,~ to act more nearly as a ~ing1e rersity departments are erected unit in world affairs and certainly when they have proved them- more efficiently in their relations ~s a fundamental and enduring with each other. i-er in. the universal educational ~m. i If Stefansson's prediction of air For the world like a' whimsical tease. Frank and open relations between And it's only just now I remem- n'eu and women constitute one of the bered 1 outstanding characteristics of modern I Uncompassed I put it to sail. . . universities. It is hard for Pal-cuts to I-low then shall it ever reach I-leant grasp thc- full significance of this new 0' You port ' I shuation and thkeir first reaction is to So tiny it is, and so frail? regard it with suspicion. From time should so happen you find it imincn'orial soeidty ha held that 21i If it knowledge of ~ex is illicit, that is, as - Still braving the uncharted sea far as polite society is concerned. I And you care not-then-ever so What facts are learned must come gently front trial and error method of cx- Will you set it true xvcst--back to' I penienoc or from secret retreats of I me? ,last Jean. indecency. The home ignores its re- * * * sponsibility - such knowledge might Sign in loc:il .nus~c shop: contaminate the hearth. 'The church "Bee's huces" "1"'iiliug" with solemn maledictions relegates it Is that a stock quotalJen or some to the fires of Hell. The school re- ailment peculiar to insects? I fuses to consi(ler it a part of educa- ~ ~' * ' J tion. The individual is left to work !l'JIal.ks, I)i~' j out his own salvation which, provid- Here's a whimsy I2or you. It's in- ing nothing interferes, ho does with - teresting to know how a literary abil- a fair degree of success. ity overpowers one. Almost with no Unfortunately circumstances are effort this littW bit of verse came out not always so favorable and the ignor- of the old knob. it must he a gift. I ant but well-meaning person stumbles I I like to call this swan song of mine: I over his first barrier. I-Ic is in some- A Preniuble to 1J~e Constitutioii - ' what the same position as a physician A cap and gown may make a man-- would be if he attempted to counter- An oyster make a pearl j act disease without anly knowledge of (SOUTHBOUND) Iu nddif!vn to the above Sj;ceial Service Ilie LolloM-ilig regular train service Ann Arbor toToiedo Ann Arbor 11:11) A. M'. (C. T.) 2:00P.M. (C.T.) 1:30 P.M. ((Vt'.), (NORTHBOUND)' ~ 1r~~i~ ZiO5. 51 aud 5~ leave Ann Arbor, 8:10 A. 31. (C. T.) and 4:-Il I~. 31. (t~ ~X) respec. Vvel v eti1iIIee~int~ wit!. Grutid Urinil~, Michigan Central, Pere Marquette, and G. It. & L for all pr1u~1pa1 destinations in lower and upper Peninsula of Michigan. WOUI D SUG(~EST PURCHASE ilAhJ~R-OAD ANI) l~Ul~IMAN TICKETS AM) CUEt1( J~A(~%~AGE LN ADVANCE, SO A'4 f() AV( 11) 1'NNECESSARV DEl NY AM) t'QNF'USLON AT TR4IN ~11'~E. TUROUGU PULLMAN SERVKCE TO ' NEW YORK, WA1SHINGTON, PHILADELPHIA, - BALTIMORE, HARRISBURG, Etc. 'I'Ia" A nit ~rbor I~. It, In connection with the P enil%~l1anla System will operate through Thdb~an Sleeping- Car service front Ann Arbor to above itani ed points via Toledo on followhg -sehe4nle: Li-. Ann Arbor................4. A. R. It.................11:10 A. 31. (C. T.) ~ Toledo...................." ".............................................2:00 P. 31. (E. 'U.) Lv. Toledo...................Penna System..................3:15 P. 1W. (E. T.) - Ar, Pittsburg-h 10:15 P. 1W. ' - P~. Harrisburg.................................5:00A.M. ' - ore..............................................7:00 A. 31. 6' Ar. Wtishin~dou.......................".........................................8:95 A. N. 6~ Ar. Philadelphia............................................7:29 A. 'IF. Ar. New York 9:30 A. 1W. (E. 1.) 1 Reo'uIar Train Service