THE MICHIGAN DAILY
RI1D Y, MARCH 16ip
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Die ,fRir t all Bahly
One of America's foremost enter-
tainers, Raymond Hiitc hcock, is re-
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EDTRIAL COMMENT
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p~orted to have said in a recent inter-
+ ieWv that "It's always the poor who
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are religious because religion is made
up more or lef~ of envy." Hie is fur-
tlher att rib~uted with having said that,
"if we don't get earthly joys inl this
life, we plan to have them in the
next,, and so get really religious."
This eccentric comedian's idea of
religion is unique to say the least.
('oniin,g a's it dloes from a. comedian,
who (at least until lately) has not
professed to be a philosopher, it is all
l)0Ntls' 1BEFRIGHTENED)
-wily worry about mice, girls? T'reo
nlot worth worrying aobout so why
worry about therm. Or" the LONE
EKID either? Hies' just a kid. But, if
you're worrying *about the mice or
the KID,
PHO-INE 606060.
Phanes: l ditorial, 24i4 and I76-M; Biusi-! the more interesting. Hitchcock's
naess, 96o.
_______________________________views of religion and religious mau1i-
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an4d notices of events will be published in tion1s. His conception of religion is
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a universally felt need. Students of
I social organization, at least, would
maintain that the need for reliigon is
not confined to any particular caste
or social group, but that it is felt by
practically everyone.
The ill ustiiou,, comedian's associa -
tion of envy with reliigion also fur-
niches muich material for speculation
and discussion. In all probability
there are individuals who would
agree with the actor that religious
worship is partly stimulated by envy.
1But such discussions as these neces-
sitate definition. What is envy? What
is religion? As soon as these qutes-
tions are asked, difference of opinon
e-nt ers. And everyone, whether given
to habitual philosophizing or -not,. is
entitled to formulate his own idea of
1what reli'gion really is.
Conceptions such as the one pre-
sented by the eccentric comedian may
not call for a.pl)Iau-e from those
whose philosophy does not harnr:on-
ize with his, but if they stimulate
profound thought on a partic filar sub-
jest. such is religion they 'are not
w nithout their social value.
There have been any number of
spontaneous offers (ofliiginto this
office froin willing applicants for the'
job of night-wa'(htnan at sor~oritics
thircateued by this here now LONE.
KID. SeN eral claim t~o have first
class references as well as plenty of: l
experience at the job. Moreover they
all guarantee alertness and infallible
p~rotection, provided there be suffi-
cient coffee at handlso they may r~e-
main wide-awake in the wee, dimiinu-
tine hours of the night.
Its de Bunk
if a guy wich is il:i)or~eint like i am
cant get his pictshur in yur ('olttm.
I used to see me mug in about twice a
weak ut not no more H-ows to gimme
a publisity ajent ha
Got a good 1 fer va d(a ya no whats
bettern hearin dis man Phidelah rice
wich he spoak hear' Wensday Wel I'll
tell ya one uv de boid:; in mee howse
says iphidelah hand UV poker hell
stay Loam from his Ypsi dcitiht
So long~ as its de bunk
I'm
1)E JOISEY 110111.
p. S. Dis same guy wvich his name
'r;; Jorj (funny ha) asks a medic wat
kind of an insishiin an uppercut is?
(Wash. & Lee King-tuna Phi)
A professor recently- asked the
lu('stion, "'has the ability to s,4ay in
college and pass the required num-
her of hours work degenerated into
the "art" of out-guessing the in-
structor?" .Judgin gfromt the manner
in which some of the students pre-
pare for their dail r1e(it ations
and their examinations, it_ would
secent that they are prnetty keen stu-
dents of psycholog~y and humab mna-
ture. They try to analyze the in-r
structor's method of teaching and to
determine fron this just. what sort of
questions he will ask in quizzes. So
far has this gone in some cases that,
studients have a. regular schedule
madle out (in mind at least, if niot ont
paper) as to the dates 0op which they
will be called for oral quiz. Such a
plan does not work in rill classes. bat
inl some it.sents to havxe workedl ad-
mnirably.
Naturally, the student that pre-'
pares his work in such manner,. is the
loserIle is cheating nobody but in-
self. Students, as a, class, are not
possessed of the supernatural, and
the majority, at least, of them are not
so addlicted to the habit of study that
they will unduly exert themselves to
(dig out more facts from a courise thant
is actually required .A student mjay
follow such a method as mentioned.
and he able to get the cov~eted de-.
gree. But who is cheated? C'ertaanly
not the instructor. And a d egree fromt
college is not the only requisite for
success in life.
The maan who will Oheat hims;elf,
for thte tere sake of obtaining a de'-
gree, has a very dlear lesson to learn,
if not in school, surely in litter life.
' Just as he cheated himself in col-
lege, so will he be cheated in the b)usi-
ness or the proffession-al woruld. After
all, both result from indolence, and
success rarely comes to one who at-
tempts to get something for noth-
ing. Think it over!
(('hicago Tribune)
w.
on
can intellectuals and subserv iett
American diplomats. The American
abroad is; sentintentally the prey of
every garden party.
Douglas Lake Bulilet ins IssutedI
Bulletins and circulars of general
information for thte summer biologics.
station of the IUniversity, at lDouglatl;
lake ntay now b~e obtained at the of-
fice of the Summner session or at room
-49 in the Natural Science building.
Aiistralia Out of leearns Itu
London, March 15.-(FBy AP')-!fi
exchange telegraph from Melbourne
says it is p)Ioblematcal whether Aus-
tralia will make a serious attempt to
capture the Davis cup this year.
The Graham Book Stores will give the Building Fund of the Women's League a per-
centage on all cash sales of the
DURING THlE bONIli OF MARCH
Gilbert's Chocolates
Thecp'Are .Good
Stop in and get a box
at
TFhe Eberbach &Soni Co..
200-204 EAST LIBERTY $TREET
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Ann Arbor and Jackson-
4 TIME TABLE
(Eastern StandIard lime)
Detroit Limited and Express Car-
6 :oo am., 7 :o<--janL, 8 :00 a.m., 9.05
a. in. and liout-ly to 9:Z05 p.m.
Jackson Express Cars (local stops
west cof:Ann arbor)---9 :47a.m., arnd
every t rv 1 hours to 9 :47 P.Mii.
Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.mn.
andi every two hours to 9 :oo p. in.,
r :oo p.mi. To Ypsilanti only--11 :40
P.M., 1:15 a.m.
To Saline-Chaiige at Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-7 :5o a.m.,
t :10 .n..
To Jackson and kalamazoo--IUrn-
ited cars 8:47, -0 :47 a.mn., 1z :47, 2:47,
4:47 prn.
To Jackson and Lausing-Limited at
8:47 p.m.
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MSSIONARY (:ONFE'.jlM'E
Th'e Third Missionary Conference
opens tonight in Ann Arbor with a
numiber of, the most prominent mnis,.
sionaries in the world in attendane.
The Michigan Student Volunteer
Union. under whose auspices- the con-
ference is being held, is part of a na-
tional organization of those interested
in mission work, which since its for--:
mation in 1887 hats sent thousands of
students into this field of endeavor.
In January of 1920, a national con-
vention Of 'students interested inv this
p~rofession was held at lies Moine-i,
Iowa. More than eight thousand at-
tendled and it was a (decided success
in every respect. The rapid strides
made in convfrting heathen- races
were here brought to light.
The conference tonight is not only
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FRIDAY, MARCHI 16, 1923
-ighliticitor---H-ARPY D. HOEY
Htti~)M TE STUDENT V~i' IEWP01INT' for those students wohave already
Witht the attentioni of the (lay cecu-F signified their intention of becoming:
missionaries but for anyone inter-;
tere<l uponi the needs oaf the Univer- 'eated in foreign religious work. The'
sit lnd he gratify ing interest which valuable accomplishments of mis-s
f~he (entire legislatur-e has displayed in- sionariesl have often been cited, al--
its endieav"or 'to investigater those though the public has never been fully
needs, a brief (iscussion of the pro-- appreciative of their work.
- ' The memnbers of the Michigan Sfu-
posed build ing progrant fromt a.su
de-nt Volunteer Union are indeed for-
dt no ~fint of view might not. be an". s- tunate to have the opportunity of re-
Espcial~rthose students from the ceiving first hand information from
la<rger citcs of thte state and nation missionaies vh have had years of
have passed four y:ears of hight school experience in foreign fields. TheI
,uiv n ;cho3 ac~e u el euipedspeeches of these men may be instru-
rtny i scool adauaelyoquppel mental in. forming the students' opin-
by he eneous aproriaion o ion in regard to their future life
their intunicipalities.. The hight school work.f
buildIings of the Unzitedt States are - - - --- -
i lyl be-omingl the nation's lasting TI'Q ENTERTAIN THE GUESTS
mlonuntns to education. Millions off Legislators in szareh of entertain-
dclr fespent annually for the - n-.ut this evening will find a choice
ereciou of ;single buildings, providl-' of two interestin~g attractions at their
ing for every want that is felt, and '' disposal. The one, an athletic carni-.
equipped to talre care of a number, Val arranged especially for the Lan-
of students which sometimes runs into sing visitors, will he held at 8:30
Kin -ya ti. it--knot I.
('0NF'IDENTr.%IALY si'E
It is ilmored tli
the dirty deed wa
(done with a
TIot ays N onseive No~
'The Declaration of Inde.
An occultist claim;;s that tl
King Tut is now in -the both
Fond. There is now no ni
to) wonde~r how theKing b
raids withit hea p labor and r
hold together through thea
paring the actual endurance
and a pyramid would he
nobody has as yet lived loi
to find out the actual tinic
either.
(ode Ic 31y-IPM
You left me, Sally, you'll n
back:.
You've hit the good but
track.
You've shared w~ith me, n
shack.
You've never turned to
back.
You've b~een the best of fri
Sal.-
I could not want a better
You walked with pridle wh
sidle.
Your life was short b~ut
you died.
But. "Who is this Sal ?" a n'
ask.
To answer that questiontsk
Sal is my parl of many a jo
Just a good ol', common
ary (dog.
Dr. 1Af A. Garfield, son of Proe;idenlt
D. J. 1. Garfield and pr&c;ident of Williams
college, is quoted in the Paris oli-
'. KNCx tion of The (Chicago 'tribune as say-
ing that for the United States some
at
is positive participatioit in the affairs of
Europe is becoming "lonrc and mnore
inevitable.'' I-I says tOut even "thee
of uts most attached to the isolationist
principle", see this inevitability.
ivel We Anterica(ns are a c:urious peo-
'penden~ce" ple. We are the only breed? which pre-
a Ctare. tends to think that self-interest in-
- -tet-nationally is a sin. A mnan who
he soul of; would cast a calculating and fishy eye
yof Henry upon his neighbor if that ne'ghbor'
tor'e cause needed r'entt money will adopt the
built pyra- -. Armenians with a pr-odigal ardor.
rade them It a moral incertitude we reproach
ages. Coin- ourselves with our isolation. Isolation
of a Ford front xwhat? From a ffa irs which wel
absurd" as cannot mendl. We never have been
nig enough isolated from :Europe when Europe
e limit on wvas approachable. We seek its tradle
OUIJA, and want it s commodities. American
girls seek mat-riage in Europe and
carry American fortunes with thom.
ae'er- come American travelers spread their thard
woney where money is soft. American
t one-soul Cxptriiate2s buy castles, maintairk(do-
mains, and nay foreign taxes.
ay humble America is a young. nation mnaking
an expeit-iment, in populari control o1'
mte, your,- govei-nment anid in assimilation of
peoples the like of wh ich never before
was :peen. A thousand years of Eng-
ends, dear, lish 'history are being compressed to
a hundred in this realm:. The cont on-
pal. tions and convulsions which go with.
Ole by my nation making arno here subdued tc
ripples and little waves.
in hionor, We hav'e a neighbor on the north
who doesa not erect a fort against utsJ
and atgainst whom we do not turn a
cadet- may gun. We have a neighbor to the south
whose many offentses against itot only
i s not a us but thte whole civilization of the
century arc outstanding and we turn
)g" only the othter check.
oh', ord'n- This is the fifteenth of M1'arch. It
athte day wxhent the American taxpay-
ON\ IVY. er conics to) the fir-st of his four ac-
cotuntings this year with his govern-
re s;till at1 mcnt, antd he writes a (-heck w hich
staggers his economie~s and deprives
hurn of things lie wants andi in ordli-
nary life should have. Thtat is his con-
eaver were tribution to the inability of Europe,
?ell cano e- after tw o thousand years of adh r-da .T e ,e c o t e G e t T a h r o d i h
,ople will out the exact conflict which is afoot
'amp For-, at this moment.
away," re-' This state of Europ~e is ourye
oe ar deep proach ? We pay today for consequen-
'hese Eye- - es itt the causes of which we had no
ie," inter- voice. It is a pale American who
playfully confesses dismay at the isolation of'
his country. We are asked to be an-
and they othIer bull terrier in a bat the royal anwl
using the are ignominious if we think thte fight
yet not so does not need another participant.
The trotubles of Europe are in the
pickled. hants of Europe and not of Am erica.
h-ere intthiis western hemispher-e are
twxo continent-s without wan. Europe
has gone front the short swor-d to tine
I = SPRING
"rr I' -oAT
~ r READY
Bi election of I.ntest Shtape
('1tI'tiI E ItS V1'owI
VE )TA CE IA'J'S -:-s-:
'l'ake the 'Beaten Path" to
otu-r door and save a dollar or'
motre on a hat.
We also(do all kints ()f Ciecan--
ing and Roblockingof1: ftats at
lowv prices for'II GIiCLAS
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Where D. U.: R. Stops at State
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~gEaster Eg
-illed with Thompson's Milk Chocolate Creaml.,
tNuts, Fruit
Onte to five-pound Eggs
- Give your order now acid your name.
will be put on the eggs free of charge
THOMPSONS CANDVLAND
114 E. Huron Street
Scda Fountain Table ,Service
Easter Candy in Attractive Boxes-
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A Complete Line of
Drugs and Drug Sun dries
Toilet Articles Perfumes
Connor 's ice Cream
Gil bert's Chocolates
Prescriptions Carefully Compouncd d
MANN'S DRUG
21.3 SOUTH MAIN
STORE
STREET
the thouwsands.
-o'clock in V
Consequently, students at Michigan will be a cc
who have been graduated from these hibitions of
institutions, are particularly, impress-- the Universi
e(1'with the crowded conditions that On the oth
the increas-ed attentdance in the Uni- intellectual
ti rsity has caused. That the Univer-- may attendi
si ty, w h-h represents the highest to be heldh
plane in thte educational system of to-'Mcigna
lay, should lie less adequately equip-; treats a sui
pert to teach the students enrolled in dially intere
it thattkare the average high schools namely, "Re
of the comtmunities throughout the stitutionilal
sMate seems hardly logical. Surely if necessary to
m1unicipalities, which are invariably- of injunctior
les stable finanucially than is the United Stat(
state, realize the value of high scbools ymd.
providling for every contingccy, of-' The legisL
fcctively- finishedt and equipped, the to attend'e
state can (-o no ess than to lend itsi
aid to nmake'tte university capable of; Now that
absorbing- constantly increasing num- aresidents itt
bers anid of Itanolling them adequately. i the old far
It is only by offering the 'best- ad- fresh coats
Yantages in edlucattion'that any uni- go a great
_v(ersit can attract to its fold ther rough spots
most desirable typ)e of scholar. If the' scape.
young men and womn of thte state' _
Watermnan gymnasium and
combination of athletic ex-j
fthe sports engaged it at
,her hand, those who prefer
lto physical competition,
the Midwest league debate
in Hill auditor-ium betw een
nd Wisconsin. This debate
bject which will be espe-
estin~g to the legislators,{
.solved that whatever con-;
or statutory chang63 are
to !make impossible thte use'
ns in labor disputes itn the
tes should be immnediatelyF
;lators are cordially invited
ither of these functions.
spring is about to ajrrive,
ight take a. tip and get out
nily, paint brush. A few
on the old homestead will
tway towards taking the
- out of Ann Arbor's land-
!Thme LON E BID'S feet ai
large.
Anuimal Stories'
Molly. Mole and B~ennie Be
out canoing how (10 you .sl
in~g any way one fine spring
were talking as young pt
talk, about the treaty of
m1io. ": I see it it is this
marked Bennie, digging- his
into the pliant water. "'T
talians--" "Italians, Blennie
rupted Molly reprovingly,
upsetting the canoe.
Oh well. 'he rescuted her
sailed slowly homne, botht
same paddtle, a wiser and;
venry much siadder pair.
peregrin
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Imported English Gum Twill Foulards'.-
T he New RESI LIOTi
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In
The tie with the spring to it, which mCrakes it,
retain its shape.
Trinker & Company
SO. STATE STREET AT WILLI1AM STREET
Grass, is green
Coal is black
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