THE MICHIGAN DAILY RI1D Y, MARCH 16ip . .. Die ,fRir t all Bahly One of America's foremost enter- tainers, Raymond Hiitc hcock, is re- oFrICIA L KFWSPIER 0OF THE UIMVEIISITY OF MIHCHIGAN t publishes every "morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. OASTED RLL~ f~ijt /~lnt1 Jl ~ sl~R ll. ,, EDTRIAL COMMENT 'Wo en' s League Ii p~orted to have said in a recent inter- + ieWv that "It's always the poor who Member of Western Conference Editorial 'Ass.ociation. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited- to it or not other-u. wisecr~edited in this paper and tthe local news published therein. itere 4 at the 'postofice at Ann Arbor, Milchigan, as second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press, Building, May- nard Street. are religious because religion is made up more or lef~ of envy." Hie is fur- tlher att rib~uted with having said that, "if we don't get earthly joys inl this life, we plan to have them in the next,, and so get really religious." This eccentric comedian's idea of religion is unique to say the least. ('oniin,g a's it dloes from a. comedian, who (at least until lately) has not professed to be a philosopher, it is all l)0Ntls' 1BEFRIGHTENED) -wily worry about mice, girls? T'reo nlot worth worrying aobout so why worry about therm. Or" the LONE EKID either? Hies' just a kid. But, if you're worrying *about the mice or the KID, PHO-INE 606060. Phanes: l ditorial, 24i4 and I76-M; Biusi-! the more interesting. Hitchcock's naess, 96o. _______________________________views of religion and religious mau1i- Comimunications not to exceed Soo words festation seem to be improvised as a if signed, the signature not necessarily to rsl fcran proa lsra appear in print, but as an evidence of faith,reutfcrai prsnl oev- an4d notices of events will be published in tion1s. His conception of religion is The Daily at the discretion of the l~ritor, if left at or, mailed to The Daily office. Un. certainly out of harmony with the ~signed com~munications will receive no cot"~ more conventional and widely accept-" sideration. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily ed views, which look upon it as a -doer not necessarily endorse the sentiments tiling which has arisen in re~sponse. to ewor.sse in-t-e--m-'--u--- ions.- ]EDITORIAL STAFF Telephonles 21 and 176-Ml MANAGING EDITOR MIARION B. STAHL News Editor...........Paul Watzel City' 1ditor...........James 1B. Young Assstat Cty litcr. ......... .J. A. lBabon l? dit ,r«d Board Chairman....... E. R. Meija ight 1ditrs- IRal; h Byers 1I-arry IHuey L,. . - lershdorfer 1< C. Moriarty 11. ;A. Doinahue J. E. Mack Sports Ed i r ............Wallac hF. 'lirott women's Editor..........Marion Koch ji r; :y .1 a:;vmc Editor. .Il. A. D onahue M,-Sric lJrlitnr..... .....E. H. 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Hagerman John C. Ilaskin Hlenry Freud C. L. Putnam Clay ton Purdy E. D. Armantrout j'. B. Sanzenbacher Wilhlm 11n . Rel(;. Jr. Clifford Mitie Farold L.. Hale Tonas)lcEacliren Allan S. -Morton. C. Wells Christie James A. Dryer Ed1(ward B. keidle a universally felt need. Students of I social organization, at least, would maintain that the need for reliigon is not confined to any particular caste or social group, but that it is felt by practically everyone. The ill ustiiou,, comedian's associa - tion of envy with reliigion also fur- niches muich material for speculation and discussion. In all probability there are individuals who would agree with the actor that religious worship is partly stimulated by envy. 1But such discussions as these neces- sitate definition. What is envy? What is religion? As soon as these qutes- tions are asked, difference of opinon e-nt ers. And everyone, whether given to habitual philosophizing or -not,. is entitled to formulate his own idea of 1what reli'gion really is. Conceptions such as the one pre- sented by the eccentric comedian may not call for a.pl)Iau-e from those whose philosophy does not harnr:on- ize with his, but if they stimulate profound thought on a partic filar sub- jest. such is religion they 'are not w nithout their social value. There have been any number of spontaneous offers (ofliiginto this office froin willing applicants for the' job of night-wa'(htnan at sor~oritics thircateued by this here now LONE. KID. SeN eral claim t~o have first class references as well as plenty of: l experience at the job. Moreover they all guarantee alertness and infallible p~rotection, provided there be suffi- cient coffee at handlso they may r~e- main wide-awake in the wee, dimiinu- tine hours of the night. Its de Bunk if a guy wich is il:i)or~eint like i am cant get his pictshur in yur ('olttm. I used to see me mug in about twice a weak ut not no more H-ows to gimme a publisity ajent ha Got a good 1 fer va d(a ya no whats bettern hearin dis man Phidelah rice wich he spoak hear' Wensday Wel I'll tell ya one uv de boid:; in mee howse says iphidelah hand UV poker hell stay Loam from his Ypsi dcitiht So long~ as its de bunk I'm 1)E JOISEY 110111. p. S. Dis same guy wvich his name 'r;; Jorj (funny ha) asks a medic wat kind of an insishiin an uppercut is? (Wash. & Lee King-tuna Phi) A professor recently- asked the lu('stion, "'has the ability to s,4ay in college and pass the required num- her of hours work degenerated into the "art" of out-guessing the in- structor?" .Judgin gfromt the manner in which some of the students pre- pare for their dail r1e(it ations and their examinations, it_ would secent that they are prnetty keen stu- dents of psycholog~y and humab mna- ture. They try to analyze the in-r structor's method of teaching and to determine fron this just. what sort of questions he will ask in quizzes. So far has this gone in some cases that, studients have a. regular schedule madle out (in mind at least, if niot ont paper) as to the dates 0op which they will be called for oral quiz. Such a plan does not work in rill classes. bat inl some it.sents to havxe workedl ad- mnirably. Naturally, the student that pre-' pares his work in such manner,. is the loserIle is cheating nobody but in- self. Students, as a, class, are not possessed of the supernatural, and the majority, at least, of them are not so addlicted to the habit of study that they will unduly exert themselves to (dig out more facts from a courise thant is actually required .A student mjay follow such a method as mentioned. and he able to get the cov~eted de-. gree. But who is cheated? C'ertaanly not the instructor. And a d egree fromt college is not the only requisite for success in life. The maan who will Oheat hims;elf, for thte tere sake of obtaining a de'- gree, has a very dlear lesson to learn, if not in school, surely in litter life. ' Just as he cheated himself in col- lege, so will he be cheated in the b)usi- ness or the proffession-al woruld. After all, both result from indolence, and success rarely comes to one who at- tempts to get something for noth- ing. Think it over! (('hicago Tribune) w. on can intellectuals and subserv iett American diplomats. The American abroad is; sentintentally the prey of every garden party. Douglas Lake Bulilet ins IssutedI Bulletins and circulars of general information for thte summer biologics. station of the IUniversity, at lDouglatl; lake ntay now b~e obtained at the of- fice of the Summner session or at room -49 in the Natural Science building. Aiistralia Out of leearns Itu London, March 15.-(FBy AP')-!fi exchange telegraph from Melbourne says it is p)Ioblematcal whether Aus- tralia will make a serious attempt to capture the Davis cup this year. The Graham Book Stores will give the Building Fund of the Women's League a per- centage on all cash sales of the DURING THlE bONIli OF MARCH Gilbert's Chocolates Thecp'Are .Good Stop in and get a box at TFhe Eberbach &Soni Co.. 200-204 EAST LIBERTY $TREET GRAHAM S BOOK STrOIRFS DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson- 4 TIME TABLE (Eastern StandIard lime) Detroit Limited and Express Car- 6 :oo am., 7 :o<--janL, 8 :00 a.m., 9.05 a. in. and liout-ly to 9:Z05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west cof:Ann arbor)---9 :47a.m., arnd every t rv 1 hours to 9 :47 P.Mii. Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.mn. andi every two hours to 9 :oo p. in., r :oo p.mi. To Ypsilanti only--11 :40 P.M., 1:15 a.m. To Saline-Chaiige at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-7 :5o a.m., t :10 .n.. To Jackson and kalamazoo--IUrn- ited cars 8:47, -0 :47 a.mn., 1z :47, 2:47, 4:47 prn. To Jackson and Lausing-Limited at 8:47 p.m. 912331 A I11192:; 1I 0 1 * 1 7, . yA wsr+ r Q' r r ++rrrryfff iri o .Cs r 0 Ito ,r- w . { i , i k 1 1 f J MSSIONARY (:ONFE'.jlM'E Th'e Third Missionary Conference opens tonight in Ann Arbor with a numiber of, the most prominent mnis,. sionaries in the world in attendane. The Michigan Student Volunteer Union. under whose auspices- the con- ference is being held, is part of a na- tional organization of those interested in mission work, which since its for--: mation in 1887 hats sent thousands of students into this field of endeavor. In January of 1920, a national con- vention Of 'students interested inv this p~rofession was held at lies Moine-i, Iowa. More than eight thousand at- tendled and it was a (decided success in every respect. The rapid strides made in convfrting heathen- races were here brought to light. The conference tonight is not only 4 :11I 1i 25 12 19: 26( 6i I13 240 27 1-! 21 2S 1I 2J 23 . 17 FRIDAY, MARCHI 16, 1923 -ighliticitor---H-ARPY D. HOEY Htti~)M TE STUDENT V~i' IEWP01INT' for those students wohave already Witht the attentioni of the (lay cecu-F signified their intention of becoming: missionaries but for anyone inter-; tere