THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, DEC ;uER 1, 1fl1
OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY
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MANAGING EDITOR .......... BREWSTER P. CAMPBELL
Assistant Managing Editor..................Hugh W. Hitchcock
City Editor .................................E. P. Lovejoy, Jr.
Night Editors-.
R. E. Adams G. P. Overton
Edward Lambrecht M. B. Stahl
Hugnston McBain Paul Watzel
e ditorial Board Chairman.........................T. J. Whinery
Alssistants-
S. T. Beach E. R. Meiss
L. A. Kern Leo lIershdorfer
Sunday Magazine Editor................Thornton W. Sargent, Jr.
Flxchange Editor.................................George E. Sloan
4iusic Editor................................SidneyB. Coates
Sporting Editor ................................ George Rein del
Women's Editor ............................. Elizabeth Vickery
Humor Editor ....................................E R. Meiss
Assistants
R. N. Byers L. L. Fenwick B. H. Lee
W. B. Butler H. B. Grundy . E. Mack
A. D. Clark Agnes Holmquist KathrinecMontgomery
Harry C. Clark H. E. Howlett R. C. Moriarity
P. Comstock Marion Kerr R. B. Tarr
ohn P. Dawson L. S. Kerr Virginia Tryon
Donahue M. A. Klaver Doroth Whipple
W. F. Elliott Marion Koch L. L. Yost
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J. B. Young
Someimes the trouble could be laid to the weather,
but just as often to the inability of the central sta-
tion at Wisconsin to "get a rise" out of the rest,
while countless communications and bulletins, sent
out by the committee in charge of the affair, have
gone unanswered.
External appearances would seem to indicate that
some of the editors, in spite of their favorable atti-
tude shown toward the project last spring, are no
longer sufficiently interested to be willing to exert
themslves, or to have members of their staffs exert
themselves, to put the scheme across. Chief opera-
tors at some of the universities of the Conference,
in fact, have complained from time to time of the
failure of their editors to keep in touch with them
actively enough to be of any real assistance.
The scheme has gone on long enough without
showing any results. No doubt part of the respon-
sibility for its failure may be laid at the door of the
committee, and part to the difficulty involved in
long range organization. But, besides this, the edi-
tors themselves certainly must accept their part of
the blame. No matter how much effort is expended
by those in charge, no organization of this sort can
be perfected without the unanimous assistance of
all editors and radio chiefs concerned. Michigan
herself is out of the running thus far simply be-
cause of the rank inefficiency and lack of proper
equipment at the local station, and the difficulty in-
volved in getting any new supply through the Uni-
versity.
The scheme for the establishment of a radio
news exchange system is most practicable. On a
goodly number of occasions, both this year and last,
radio reports between college newspapers have
beaten the wire service by minutes and even hours.
Such a rapid exchange ought to be on the regular
program of all Conference newspapers. The com-
mittee of the present wobbly organization stands
ready to exert itself to help make it so, and an in-
tercollegiate radio news committee of the American
Radio Relay league is preparing already to take over
the actual radio end of the scheme as an aid to help
out the present W. C. R. N. S.
But without the unanimous aid of Conference
editors, who ultimately will be the ones to benefit
by the organization, all past, present, and future at-
tempts and efforts will come to naught. We wonder
what the Conference journalists as a body really
think about the scheme.
HEALTH OF UPPERCLASSMEN
First year men at the University are required by
the facultyto take at least two hours a week of
gymnasium work. The reasons for this are ob-
vious. Freshmen, coming to Michigan after four
years of high school gymnasium and athletic work,
are likely to neglect the exercise so vital to their
good health.
However, due to the limited facilities and, other
reasons, it is next to impossible to compel upper-
classmen to attend gymnasium. Moreover, because
of increased interest in campus activities, forget-
fulness, and neglect, the latter are rarely seen there.
The care of their health is just as vital, just as
important as that of the freshmen. Upperclassmen
should therefore make use of every opportunity to
take some exercise either at the gymnasium, or by
walking, horse-back riding, or through some other
form of athletics.
These are crisp, cold days, but they hardly seem
to justify keeping the Library so warm that one
goes to sleep even while reading his periodical.
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Night Editor-G. P. OVERTON
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There will be a meeting of the entire Upper staff
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FOOTBALLING WITH THE EAST
For three years past, since her long-delayed re-
turn to the realms of the Western Conference,
Michigan has stuck pretty close to her home
grounds, and has played no games with the East.
Suggestions have been made from time to time,
both by alumni and students, as well as by follow-
ers of Wolverine squads, that she enlarge her sched-
ule to include her old-time rivals ; but so far no
tendency to do so has been exhibited on the part of
the Athletic association, in spite of the fact that no
less than four Mid-Western teams this year invaded
the East, and, in one or two cases at least, secured
home-and-home programs with their new-found op-
ponents.
Perhaps this has not all been the fault of those
who have had in their charge the planning out of.
football schedules. Perhaps they have considered
too seriously the argument that Michigan should
wait until she had established supremacy in the
West before she branched out. But it must be
remembered that supremacy is but a temporary ele-
ment, because of the present type of competition we
must contend with,while intersectional athletics may
be continued regularly. Or perhaps too much at-
tention has been paid to the groundless feeling that
perhaps, for some reason, intersectional athletics
would fail to increase Michigan's prestige, though
our alumni everywhere assure us that a resumption
of athletic relations with the East, whether we lost
or won, could be of nothing but the greatest ultimate
benefit to the University.
The old suggestion that Michigan get back to her
old stamping ground, for at least one game each
year, might well be considered when the prepara-
tion of next year's football program is taken up
next Saturday.
DO WE WANT RADIO NEWS?
Last spring, a group of editors, representing the
student newspapers of Big Ten universities, met in
convention here under the head of the Western
Conference Editorial association, to discuss prob-
lems for the betterment of intercollegiate news serv-
ice in general. Among other things which they
took up for consideration was the matter of handling
news by wireless. A committee was appointed to
organize a system of radio news exchange, and thus
was born the Western Conference Radio News
Service.
The scheme apparently was then supported en-
thusiastically by all the editors. At the present time,
however, the proposed W. C. R. N. S. is a non-
entity, existing more in name than in actuality.
Frequently this fall have tests been proposed and
schedules of transmission been sent out to various
stations. Sometimes these proved fairly success-
ful, but more often they did not. On a goodly num-
ber of occasions, some of the principal stations of
the would-be chain failed to put in an appearance,
and the tests had to be marked up as total failures.
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A man there was
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Observations
Our idea of a hypocrite is the extremely collegiate
dresser who thanks you for telling him that his
collar is turned up in the rear.
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Quoth Eppie Taff:
At the tale of Will Dee,
You'll be surprised,
He didn't 'zactly die,
But Will Dee-mised.
Plausible
Professor: What was the largest surgical ope-
ration ever performed?
Sleepy Medic: I do'no, - Lansing, Michigan, I
guess. --G. U. R. E. Z.
The Student's Dilemma
"What funny things," the youngster said,
"This grammar is disclosin',
I see that one who's free is freed,
And he who freeze is frozen."
Our Latest Song Entitled:
"I Really Loved Her Dearly, But She'
Grippe and Flu."
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A Prompt Retort
Where can I catch the car to Detroit?
Right in the ear if you don't get off the
Famous Closing Lines
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he refused the applicant a policy.
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