pt Monday dur-ing the Wnidversity
cJuslvel tem tled zx. the ass ',sr
k~i Creatf% , nt lh, ig
.WI new* bnvava imea Y
Ann Arbor. Michigans. as seovi
is done, the better it will be for all of the students
and for the University as a whole.
Organization of the upperclass advisers is tiow.
unde- way at the Union, looking forWard to carry-
Ing on this work in the fall. It is essential that the
corps of advisers he thoroughly organized and ade-
quately instructed before the present term ends.
Sophomores with memories still fresh from their
own experiences as first year men, will make the
best kind of advisers, under the guidance of their
upperclass leaders. Men of the present freshman
class who expect to distinguish themselves in cam-
pus activities during the remainder of their col-
lege course, can make no better beginning than to
sign up for this work immediately, so that they may
be properly instructed to assume their duties as
nen'tors next fall.
ds, if signed,' the signA-
as an evidence of faitk,
The Dailyat the discre'-
S omanuscript will
the sentiments expressed
ITOR............BREWSTER 1. CAMPBELL
.......................Joseph A. Bernstein
........ .... ....... .........JamesB. Young
lams G. P. Overton
Dawson~ M. B. Stahl
zambrecht Paul Watzel
Chairmaan...................L. Armstrng Kern
ihdorfer Z. R. Meiss
Editor..............Thornton W. Sargent, Jr.
..........George E. Sloan
..........Sidn'ey B. Coates
. ........E. R. Meise
an TL A. Donahue Marion Koch /
e Dorothy G. Geltz J E. Mack
H. B. Grulndy Kathrine Montgomery'
Winona A. Hibbard R. C Moriarty
HarryD D.Hoey Lillian Scher
c Marion Kerr R. B. Tarr
hlin Victor Klein Virginia Tryon
NAGgR.............VERNON F. HILLERY
...................... ........... Albert J. Parker
.............................Jo nJ. I-mel, Jr.
......Nathan W. Robertson
.........Walter K. Scherer
............. .............Herold C. Hunt
T. H, Wolfe E. D, Armantrout
Parks Paul Blu Edward Conlin
. Stanley Monroe Lawrence Favrot
S.William raulich C. D. Malloch
ing D., C. Maltby Wallace Flower
Harvey Reed Charles R. Richards
George Rockwood Richard G. Burchell
SATURDAY, MAY 20, 1922'
ght Editor-RALPH N. BYERS
Assistant-F. H. McPike
lis own words a "painful step" for
C. Parker, head. of the department of
,ineering, to, resign his position on the
is 'very much loved Alma Mater".
arker goes, however, from a high po-
field of edufcation to an equally high
eld of commerce.
does Professor Parker stand among
in his profession,. but he has through
°rvice and able efficiency brought the
,ineering department of the University
place among the other 'such depart-
,hout the country. With his departure
il sustain a genuine loss not only in
ed of one who has done so much -to
prestige of his institution, but also in
ho has been a prominent factor in fos-
er relationship between the faculty and
PULt ACROSS T IE OCEAN.
The well-known saw has it, "You can't teach old
dogs new tricks", but if reports of thos who have
recently returned from England can be believed it
seems that the Yankee influence over there is fast
proving an exception to this proverb. For they.as-
,sure us that the British bulldog is rapidly catching
on to many of the tricks taught him by his Ameri-
Bond Street is daily taking on the appearance and
atmosphere of Broadway and the Strand 'is legin-
ning to march to the syncopated music of the
Bronx. The American hustler is not looked upon
as the pilgarlic he used to be, but beneath his light-
hearted air the stolid Englishman is beginning to see
a system and efficiency which he himself could
adopt to great advantage. His afternoon tea, his
four o'dock cricket match, and .his saunter down
Paternoster Row he is beginning to find make se-
rious inroads on his day's work. In fact so much
does the Britisher appreciate the business methods
and social customs of the American that before en-
tering his son into business he is in not a few cases
sending him over here to see America first.
America is looking on all this with amusement
and pride. It has taken the conservative inhabi-
tants of the sea-girt isle a long time to see much in
American life other thin superficiality and sciolism,
but that they are now "coming rdund" can hardly'
be doubted. The presence of our doughboys in
England and the way America delivered the goods
during the. war are perhaps the chief reasons for
this change in opinon. And, while Americans cer-
tainly would not like to see their British cousins
adopt any of their bad tricks still would it not give
satisfaction and relief to watch the sons of Albion
learn how to tell a good jotke right?
THE MICHIGAN :DAILY staff of "B. M. O.
C.'s" sis scheduled to meet a team from the gar-'
goyle, ga rgyle, gargle, - or however-you-spell-it,--
at nine o'clock this morning. THE DAILY'S ex-
tra edition, announcing a victory over the gurgle,
will appear on the street at eight fifteen this morn-
Michigan's position this year in spring athletics
hangs in the balance today as her track team meets
Chicago, and her kbaseball nine encounters Illinois
in the first of a week of battles on the road.
Sit tight, Michigan!
lie Telescope -
IOTHERS S AY:
(The New York Times)
But most to you with eyelide pure,
Scarce witting yet of love or lure;
To you, with birdlike glances bright,
half-paused to speak, half-poised in
0 English girl, divine, demure,
To you I sing! -Austin Dobson.
Far more blessed than "Mesopo-
tamia," the word "Mid-Victorian"
evokes the picture of perfect female
propriety. Then simple innocence and
innocent simplicity characterized the
English girl. Unsophicticated, una-
dorned, shrinking, apart, she was al-
ways standing with reluctant feet
where, and so forth, as in the poem.
Why must The Saturday Review
snatch the reverend periwig from the
poll of Mid-Victorian virtue? That
journal reprints an article on "The
Girls of the Period" that appeared in
1868. It was written by Mrs. E. Lynn
Linton, a clever and once well-known
novelist and essayist, a vigorous
journalist,' She laments the vanish-
ing of "the fair young English girl of
the past." Gaze and shudder at that
celestial damsel's shameless succes-
The girl of the period is a creature
who dyes her hair and paints her face
-ds the first articles of her, personal
religion; whose sole idea of life is
plenty -of fun and luxury; and whose
dress is the object of such thought and
intellect as she possesses. . . The
girl of the period has done away with
such moral muffishness as considera-
tion for others, or regard for counsel'
and rebuke. . . . If a sensible fash-
ion lifts a gown out of the mud, she
raises hers midway to her knee. . .
Talking slang as glibly as a man, and
by preference leading the conversation
to doubtful subjects.
So the happierage of.gold was brass
to billous eyes; and in the most high,
and balmy state of prunes-and-prisms
the daughters of men capered and felt
(Contiued on Page Seven) '
GET '',NSIANS TODAY
Michiganebsians may be had
today in the basement of the
General Library, at the east J
driveway entrance. Checks will
not be received in payment of
balances due. I
Watch for the Fink Sheet!
A Place to bi
Try Our SPECIAL ST
Nowhere is the
That are worthy i
of the occassion
We Invite Your
No matter what or where the o
we stand ready to furnish yc
corsages of just the type and c
.tion that you desire.
So this is--
YET TO CONQUER
ty audiences at the May Festi-
>ting the hearty enthusiasm of
server must surely say, "Peo-
hie right sort, and they always
me who tell us that young po-
artistic taste; campaigns are
:" music, which supposedly is
ative ear; constantly .can be
inst the present materialistic
roof is there that even these
whom the critics are so con-
artistic sense and can appre.
in life, than to observe the en-
they receive the best that is to.
Dueto urShort Story Contest! I.!
Due to our recent success in obtainig a method
for removing the crane from the Clements library,
we. have decided to aid the rhetoric department in
conducting a short story contest. We believe that
the failure of the one conducted by Chimes was
caused by the fact that the reward was too small.
Therefore we are offering to the winner the Presi-
dency of Hill Auditorium. But before asking for
manuscripts, we would like some suggestions as to
the rules which are to govern the competition. Send
yours in so that a volume can be compiled. The fol-
lowing ones will probable be used.
Write on only two sides of each sheet.
Have no more than 250 or less than 247 words
in the story.
Preliminary graduation events anc
cial' functions call for corsages.
will, at "all times, be glad to tell you
proper flowers to send and, being 1
graph florists, can assure you of t
prompt and satisfactory delivery
matter how great the distance.
CHING YOUR SUCCESSORS
th preceding Commencement is the time
ntments are made in campus organiza-
the new officers are coached for their
ns. Seniors will be graduated and so
available when school reopens in the
he necessity to break in their successors
last few weeks of the spring term. The
naturally been extended to shifts made
of the junior and underclasses. Next
us organizations must be built up and
kers given some training, so'that aceivi-
ve forward smoothly from the start in
lber, 1922, another host of freshmen
he campus. These students will plunge
rl and work of their new college world,
the benefit of any preliminary coaching
earn the ropes" to a measurable extent
rnuch at sea, will waste valuable time in
pursuits, and will cause the veteran
>t of bother that ought to be avoided.
Flowers are the universal language. Do you have
a friend with whom you would like to speak?
He stumbled through the doorway,
He looked tired scarr'c';
In drinking a quart of cider,
He found it rather hard.
Solomon with all his wives was not half as lucky
a. the fellow who held four queens against my ace
full in a poker game last night.
-Bony. Part IV.
Headline: STEEL MAUFACT URES TO
DINE WITH IHAIRI)1NG.
We were under the impression that an invitation
was all that was necessary to bring them there.
One to Think Over
213 EAST LIBERTY STREET
What kind of a noise is