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.BR4WSTIhR P. CAMPBtLL
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L. R. Meiss
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....................George L. Sloan
.....Sidney B. Coates
.............George Reindel
..........E..Ilizabeth Vickery
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Assistants
)orothy G. Geltz Robert M. Loeb
1B. Grundy J. L. Mack
Vinona A. H ibbard- Kathrine Montgomery
arry D. Hoey R. C. Moriarty
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To bring alumtni back to Michigan for reunions
is noting unusual. it has been the custom over
since the first class was graduated from the tiniver-
city. But to bring Michigan to the alumni is a f eat
which has only recently ben made practical.
Oan April 2, an unlimited number of Michigan
men throughout the United States need only put
their ear, to the receiver, of a radiophone, to hear
eeches by a number of the most prominent figures
of the University - among them President Marion
L. Burton and Coach Yost, to be thrilled by the
notes of "The Yellow and Blue" and "Victors", and
to find difficulty in restraining themselves, from
4joining in on Michigan cheers which will literlly
fill the air between them and the Detroit News sta-
tign,
There is something almost awesome and particu-
larly impressive in the fact that such a >program
can be carried out. It seems to epitomize the tre-
mendous progross which the modemn world has
made towards 'the elimination of space. Perhaps,
in the course of a few more years, alumni wvil be
able to single each other out and hold personal chats
during Michigan's radio reuniotns. But we wonder
how the .cigars will be passed.
KAM PUS KXJR KLAN
Dogs have always been characterized as the most
intelligent of all beasts, due probably to their al-
most constant association with men. They have been
faithful, servile, and ever content with their ex-
alted position among their fellow animals. That is,
they have been.
But now, on the Michigan campus has sprung A
new tribe of dogs, a ,tribe which has on its roll call
representatives from every fraternity on the amn-
pus, and even from the execttive mansion. each
morning, the clan assembles on the diagonal; each
morning the proud clansmen perform the war
dance, render the traditional Yo-Yo-Yodel song of
battle,, and proceed to spend the rest of, the dcay in
cavorting about the fields of education.
Mortals on their way to laboratories ,of science
and classrooms of culture stop each day.ti admire
the ;dances, and stand in silent reverence while the
Yo-Yo-Yodel is sung. Little do they realize that
Fthese assemblies, innocent though they may seem,
are bold conspiracies on thie part of the knights of
the kennel to usurp the high position which man
now hold's, by invading the very daces where he is
taught to maintain his' superiority over the lower
animals he has tamed and domesticated.
Last year, a University ruling was passed which
decreed that an official ;guard should keep the cam-
pus f ree from the invasions of the clansmen. But
the chief and his grave warriors ,smiled; for they
knew that it was merely a threat,,andl it takes more
than threats to frighten "such dauntless 'warriors.
That smile is now a grin, for the threat has never
/been carried out.
Rules may come and rules may go,; but the Yo
Yo-Yodel will be sung forever on the M.Vichigan
campus. Law or no law, dogs will be dogs.
rResidents in Chicago had their daily schedules
thrown all out of joint recently, when the clock in
the new Wrigley building tower was stopped, that
it might be cleaned. Quite' evidently, those incon-
venienced had not been 'educated at Michigan.
Is the cOver of this month's Chimes a representa-
tive prpduct of campus artists?
The mant who 'made his money in, gas now has a
son who steps on it
~~ 1Je Telescope.
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.or Girls' Play, that institution
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e again is the masculine por-
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first night impressive. The
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On some work that you've chosen to do,
An~d you ~enter with zest
'On the time-taking quest
Of the aim which you're- holding in view,
If some friend, who you know
Sits around every day
Doesn't bother to work =- never has,
Spenids his spare hours of play
In the interesting, way
Of giving your efforts the razz?
.&sy Answers
Dear Erm :
Do you think it is in accord -vith true Michigan
spirit for our women to wear Champaign stockings
here in Ann Arbor?I.
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ent is requested rather indifferently
f, the results being tabulated by the
on referring to a previous chart,
.ether the one examined has gained
t. (l:hen some half-pertinent ques-
nded such as "How has your heaita
ast time ?" -- presumablya year or
vhat dP you attribute your gain of
wvo years ?" and so on. These are
stock question, "Any complaints ?"
he student is so busily engaged in
atelligence of the interrogator that,
.bad cold, laringitis, or indigestion,
respond with a muzzled "No".
dismissed and the ordeal is over.
undergraduates physically is im-
for the University Senate to pass
I compulsory, and for the Healhi
the trouble of sending each man a
ly performing the work, it ought
oughly and correctly. This might
ig of more doctors to, carry out the
:penditure of more money for the
least something tangible would be
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metal box or basket for
Yours,
Pat Riotic.
mother or the girl..
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Dear Pat:
You're right. It's very unloyal; especially tor
give Champaign so much publicity.
Mother Goose Rhymes
(A la.mojle)
Humpty Dumpty crept into bed
Humpty Dumpty covered his head
And even an eight o'clock, nine, and a. ten,
Couldn't pull. Humpty out again.
If Only ShakesPeare Knew
The professor., Could the ending of "Antony
and Cleopatra" have been as effective in any other
way except by Antony throwing himself on his gown-
sword?
F~rom the gallery: Yes, sir. He might have
thrown himself on sometbody else's.
Famous Closing Lines
"You seem to be a cross examiner," said the de-
f endant to the irate prosecuting attorney.
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