as second
Street.,
L the signa-
iments expressed
ER P. CAMPBELL
.Joseph A. Bernstein
........Paul Watzel
........J. B. Young
amh
Armstrong Kern
..........Thornton W. Sargent, Jr.
................George E. Sloan
..................Sidney B. Coates
...............George Reindel
.................Elizabeth Vickery
*...................E. R. Meiss
Marion Koch
.tz Robert M. Loeb
J. E.Mack
th Kathrine Montgomery
bard R. C. Moriarty.
J. P. Pontius
ist Lillian Scber
R. B. Tarr
Virginia Tryon
Dorothy Whipple
............VERNON F. HILLERY,
.................J..Albert J. Parker
. . . . . . . ..Jo h n J . H a m e l, J r.
..............Nathan W. Robertson
..................W alter K. Scherer
....................Herold C. Hunt
Assistants
d Park D. C. Maltby
Dryer Harvey Reed
SWolfe George Rockwood
Blum E . D. Armantrout
ley Monroe Edward Conlin
am Graulich Lawrence Favrot
MARCH 18, 1922
JOHN DAWSON, JR .
E. Mack
J. F. Pontius
.NY WHEELS
lation by, the'deans Wednes-
ttee be appointed, to supple-
)ean of Students, the Student
,nd the disciplinary commit-
'e various colleges, comes the
r we are not spreading out
sover too large an area, and
of a new body, empowered
try authority, is really desir--'
the Student Advisory com-
Students function in an ad-
recommendations merely in
riistration of discipline. The
s its own disciplinary com-
ect action in most cases, but
recommendations to its fac-
on or suspension. The liter-
r hand, has a committee del-
>rity in all disciplinary mat-
of the smaller schools on the
hority rests with the several
ers take action directly. Be-
:he Dean of Women.
committee suggested. It is
he province of the proposed
here the power of the Dean
of Women, and any number
es, ;councils, senates, and
To the layman, it would
eloping just at present a ma-
e times as many parts as it
vorkable ?
:ed, the proposed committee
ciplinary cases in the whole
I now, however, it would act
students from two or more
to follow out the original
uld be able to take over the
vn person, and might elim-
essity for having so many
:s. If the newer scheme is
er hand, the proposed body
one more half-active, and
1 part of a rather unwieldy
take students away from scholarly pursuits, says
Mr. Taft, and if it becomes evident, as appearances
threaten, that student interest in studies is subor-
dinate to athletics, it would be better to abolish in-
tercollegiate competition altogether than to let con-
ditions'grow worse:
Nevertheless, we can't change the college man.
From time immemorial, youth has been the wor-
shipper of physical prowess; from time immemo-
rial, the instinct for superiorty has meant compe-
tition of some kind Pr other. In colleges the two go
together, physical prowess and competition. Even
when Mr. Taft was class orator at Yale, away back
in '78, who was the greater man among his fellows,
the orator or the best athlete? Even in that day
athletics took precedence over philosophy and lit-
erature when men gathered for the evening session.
Even in that day, very few students would willingly
leave a 'good outdoor game to study constitutional
law or international politics. .
The question would hardly be settled by abolish-
ing competitive athletics. The mere lack of sports
would not cause an intellectual rebirth, and a re-
striction o. the competitive instinct and worship
for the physical hero will not change these instincts
into a taste for, knowledge. College men, some-
how, will be college fnen almost as consistently as
boys will be boys. .
PHARISEES AT MICHIGAN
Just as in the time of Alexander the Great, ac-
cording to ancient legends, certain wise men ex-
ited who delighted in spreading broadcast stories
about the glory1 of Persia, without making any
visible contributions to the maintenance of the mili-
tary, intellectual, or political welfare of the empire,
so we find traces of the doings of their descend-
ants throughout the ages and down t our own
time. In fact, Michigan has more than hershare
of the pests.
The type of wse man whom we at the' Univer-
sity have come to know only too well is the one'
who talks Michigan to the skies when among out-
siders, who glories in her achievements, who does
-homage to her greatness in such a way as to con-
demn the mention of any other institution of learn-
ing as sacrilegious, yet who, when on the' campus,
conducts himself in a manner utterly unbefitting a
Michigan man. This variety of the species, 'as a
rule, makes nio attempt to raise the scholastic stand-
ing of his class, but usually succeeds in lowering it
He takes no part in; student activities, .nor does e"
attend class functions. At the end of the semester
he often finds himself unable to advance even the
flabby excuse of having over-indulged in the genial
art of fussing as a balm for his poor, record.
Verbal advertising of the right kind may be a
great help to the, University, but what Michigan
needs more than anything else is rnen and women
who, by the strength of their personalities and the
record of their achievements, and not alone by the
seeming ardor of their conversation, will reflect
true greatness upon their Alma Mater. Michigan
needs boosters rather than boasters.
Why not take some action to force the drivers of
Detroit Rapid Transit motor cars to abide by the
speed laws, in their daily races down Washtenaw
avenue. The city might do well to take action.-
soon, however, - it might save a funeral.
I lie Teescope
Excusable
Said a forger whose name was Bill Bount,
As he drew out a startling amount,
I hate to, by Heck,
Cash this large a check,
But it isn't on my own' account.
easy Answers#
Dear Erm:
Why do girls leave home?
Dear Sam: Yours, Samuel J. J.
In order to obtain a satisfactory answer for your
question we asked seven co-eds their views on the
matter. One refuses to talk to us any more, but
the others say a girl leaves home to come to col-
leg,, which seems perfectly logical.
Hard Questions
After seeing all these shacks
Being moved through the streets
Of Ann Arbor,
We begin to wonder why
People don't tear their houses down at
home
And throw them away piece by piece"
Instead of having them towed bodily
Down to the dump.
It's a needless expense.
DETROIT UNITEJD LINES
Ann Arbor and Jackeson
TIME TABLE{
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars -- b~o
a. in., 7:ao a. mn., 8:ao a. in., 9:o0 a. m. and
hourly to g:mc p. m.
Jackson Express Cars (local stops of An
krbor), 9:4 7R. w,.and-v e . two hours to
9:47 P. tit.
Local Cars East Bound-5 :55 a.m., 7 :00 a
1,and every two hours to , :oo p. im., iz .oo
L., or. To Ypsilanti only-zr :4o p. a., 12 :21
m i., 1:15 a. m.
To Saline, change at Ypsilanti.
Vocal Cars West Bouad-7 :5s a. M., S:4
To Jackson and Kalamazoo-LImted cars
8:4; xo*4.;,a. i, 247 2.47,4:.
8:7 04,a . 24 24 :7To Jackson and Lads;ngIA= ted: 1:47
1922 MARCH 1922
S M T W T F S
1 2 3 4
i 6 7 S 9 1011
12 13 14151 16 17 18
19 '20 21 22, 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
HATS - SPRING - HATS
iReblocked at greatly reduced prices.
Turned inside out, with all new trim.
fininugs they are as good as new. High
elass work only.
FAbTORY NAT STORE
617 PACKARD STREET
Telephone 1793
Lost something? A Classified Ad in
The Daily will find it for you.-Adv.
Albert Gansle
Fine Custom Tailor-
ing Suits made to or-
d er a Reasonable
Prices.
113 S. ain St. Second Floor
Van's Barber
SQuality and Ser
1114 South University St
JUNIOR
Tickets on sale at Graham's Bookstore
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MARCH 23, 24,
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A Place to bring
Nowhere is the
Nowhere is the servi
I
TUTTLE'S LUN
Maynard Str
I
Artists'
Materials
Brushes
Colors and
Varnishes
CORN
CO
Solvay and Gas
Prepared
Oil Colors
For Artists
In Collapsi-
ble Tubes.
4,
PHONE~:
07
Office: COR
r
All Size
Tubes
And Colors.
WENZEL'S
Painting and Decorating
Two stores
'Ann Arbor Ypsilanti
Phone84 , Phono 11
EERFECT PLUMBING'S
LT US DO SOME
WRK
FOR YOU
P e F
IF you knew the perfect nature
of the plumbing work we have
done for others in this communi-
ty we feel quite certain that you
would have employed us long ere
this. But you needn't put it off
any longer. Send for us and get
acquainted wit h' the perfect
plumbing we do.
Beranek
& M-arti n1
i
tization to which is
matters of student
rmittee seems to be
workings of a ma-
s anyhow.
Songs of the Immortals
Here's to our girls,
Be they Lizzies' or Marys,
Who never have said,
Ain't cha the berries !"
Topping, by Jovel
O UR Spring topcoats
are topping1 Their
English swagger. car-
ries you right across the
pond; and the English pat.
terns set you down in Tra.
falgar Square! Their strut
and ease'll get a nod of ap-
probation +anywhere. And
their price '11 cut a wide
swathe with you!
These coats make a great com-
bination with our spring hats.
Stetson, Borsalino, Berg, Wardl.
$3.50 - $8.50
WAGNER & COMPANY
,or M e,,S;ne, 545
AND ATHLETICS
opular for its own good
business men, athletic
:rs tell the public so
press. Crowds are too
h, newspaper publicity
is becoming commer-
.s
The Daily Advice from Home
"Now don't be foolish and run around without
an overcoat even if it is warm out. This March
weather is very treacherous and you've' always
taken cold so easily. If the others, do it, you just be
.original. They'll be sorry after awhile. And don't
forget your rubbers if it rains. As ever,
too
I
Mother."
Famous Closing Lines
"Gimme some T-squares," said the fresh frosh to
the storekeeper as he pointed toward the boullion
cubes. ERM.
320 NO. MIN ST.,
Phone 9465
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