THE MICHIGAN
DAILY
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Of things Beautiful
OUR HOUSE IS
Too full for Utterance
-PROF. 1Ek)I WILL AI)I)JESS
XT. LOUIS ADVERTISERS
Prof. JoLn L. lrumm of the rhetoric
departmc t is ccdulAd to give a talk
Dcc. 28.hetore the St. Louis Adver-
lsers' club of that city. The Adver-
I e' cA b is an organaon of busi-
ness men, newspaper men, engravers
and printers, who are connected with
the advertising busine s. It has adopt-
ed the policy of securing men from
various parts of the country to ad-
Leacock Laughs
Come Again in
A n$tr Volume
Gifts Suitable to all Giver
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OPEN EVENINGS
a
ibe 3ames foster ioure of Art
Holiday Neck wear
dress its meetings.
After talking to the club Professor
trumm, wiii represent the University
at the convention of the Americant
;t'eachers of Journalism, which is,
being held in St. Louis Dec. 29 and 30.
PASAD -,A EXPECTS IAR A?
CROWDS TO ROSE FESTIVAL
Pasadena, Calif., Dec. 18.-Pasadena
expects no fewer than 500,000 people
to attend the 32nd annual Tournament)
of Roses here New Year's day. The
estimate of attendance is based upont
earlier tournaments which have showni
a steadily mounting number of vis-
itors.
In the morniirg procession of flowers
the number of entrants will be greatly
in excess of 100, and thousands will
line the streets on the line of march.,
The afternoon football game between
the University of California arld Ohio
State university will he attended by
probably 32,000, and the annual bal
will be limited in attendance to invita-
tions.a-
Invitations to Attend the tournament
Another of those delightfully foolish
volumes by Stephen Leacock has ar-
rived, this time under the title of
"Winsome Winnie and Other Nonsense
Novels." Once more the jolly, red-
haired, round-shouldered professor'
with the merry twinkle in his eye has
laid his stage with its mock scenery,
set out his puppets, and pulled the
strings that make the mannikins go
through a series of the customaryj
droll parodies on present-day fiction I
as~ it appears in the most highly ap-
proved parlor magazines.
The new program consists of seven
numbers: the conventional heiress
story; the typical women's page cir-
culation-increaser, "John and I; or
How 1 Nearly Lost My Husband;" the
bewhiskered political story; a master-
thief, master-detective thriller; the
desert island episode; the war narra-
tive with the omnipresent hero; and
the old familiar ghost story with its
well-calculated thrills-all reduced to
absurdity in the typical Leacockian
manner.
What if the book does lack some of
the freshness and spontaneity of the
earlier "Nonsense Novels?" What if,
where we once laughed out-loud, we
now merely chuckle to ourselves?
"Winsome Winnie" is burlesque of the
best kind, clever mockery that leaves
no sting. Professor Leacock is still
j LKIN "
nishing a constant reminder of your affection,
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Construction work on the new addi- rne
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incude a bacteriological laboratory achson,
and a dissecting laboratory, will ac- >cn
commodate about 80 students. cuts in
s that concoction of serious-
facetiousness that only he
<v to mix, while the naivete
k earnestness of the charc-
:, diverting as ever. All in
ile volume can be sincerely
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satanic; one or the
other; or both...
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Strips the Glamour from
Studio Life . . . . .
Picturized from Arthur Stringer's
novel, "The Waffle Iron"
);Dred by PhILIP E. ROSEN
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BRAY COMIC
THE
EXPLORERS'
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COMEDY
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sh en versioni. of
WilliamHurlbus £Play
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featured in the leading role?
A drama of the Latin
Quarter of Paris, where
angthing may happen
and everything does.'
Adapted by
HAYDEN TALBOT and
MARC ROBBINS
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Starring
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His taste was all for his grand-
dad's ways, but his sweetheart
was nothing like grand-mother !
So she jolted him out of his
pre-historic past, and-
No-, poor girl, she can't see
him for dust! ,
Revealing the
double life of a
girl who sold her
soul for dia-
monds. Laid in
the famous jewel
fields of Africa.
Athrill with vil-
lainy, secrecy,
love, and the
mystic spell of
Oriental sorceries
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Revealing some brand
new angles (and
curves!) on the old
old game of love..
starting fast in a
N'Orleans carnival.
Gathering speed on
New York's Gay White
Way. Winding up to a
breathless end in
frisky, festive Monte
Carlo
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Directed by
CHARLES SWICKARD
OUT
PAST
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WITH
JACK HOLT
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THE
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The Tale of an 1860 Model
Who Won in a 1920 Finish
A BIG SUPPORTING CAST