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the credit of the university which has fostered
them. Every duplication of the achievements of
men such as Professor Allen means progress to-
ward greater human efficiency and a better world
to live in.
ACCURACY
The telescopes in the observatory are accurate
to a nearly absoltite degree. Men have spent their
time lavishly to gauge them so that they will al-
waks confirm to a fixed law.
Accuracy is something that the world is putting
a premium on today. No business organization can
succeed which is not exact in its transaction. No
indiivdual can succeed who does not confirm to
certain fixed rules that govern his particular field
of production.
If accuracy is so necessary to the success of a
business organization or of an individual, why is
it that some students employ as small a degree of
accuracy as possible in getting their work? Hand-
ing a theme in late, or failure to get an assignment
may seem insignificant matters to some of us. How-
ever, such practices will lead one away from the
paths to success. The ,student who applies the
- principles of accuracy to his daily work is the one
who will get the most out of his college course.
Alibis may not be hard to get, but they seldom
help our grades any. Their value fades at the
door of the examination room.
"It must have been the editor of the gargoil or
at least a staff man because nobody else would
take a quarter from a poor girl for nothing," mur-
mured our own Miss Daisy Ashford as she real-
ized she had been mulcted.
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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1920.
- KNOW'YOUR UNIVERSITY
he Craftsmen club is an organization of the
lent sMasons of the University. Any. Master
son enrolled in the student body, or faculty,
belong, on application. Its membership of
hundred represents more than thirty states.
B'JOUR, NEW ORLEANS!
rom Tulane, in the city of palatable pralines
charming Creoles, has come a team of the best
iron experts in the southland. to meet the Maize
Blue on Ferry field this aftertoon. We have'
eling that they have picked an unfortunate Sat-
y for two reasons. In the first place, 'on' any
of the three past 'week-ends we could have
e our New Orleans friends feel quite at home
.he matter of climate, whereas thisatime the
'mometer is decidedly not with us; and, in the
nd place, our team is "rarin' to go" after last-
k's one point heartbreaker against Illinois.
ut Michigan, a University numbering.among its
ent body many who spendidly represent' ihe,
of Dixie, welcomes with aiheart much warmer
i its climate the team which is to meet ours to-
We appreciate that they have crossed the
:ed States to uphold the standard of southern
ball and to maintain and strenghthen the -ex-
,t relations which already egist through com-
ion on the diamond between Tulane and Mich-
. May they carry back an impression af Ann
>r as a college community with practical loy-
showing itself in every campus activity, with
ideals, with a spirit of hospitality approaching
ascribed proverbially to their own South -
above all, with a fighting, eleven-man, ding-
in-the-slats football team.
THE PRACTICAL THEORIST
eath cut short another career of achievement
n pneumonia unexpectedly proved fatal to
. John Robins Allen, former associate head of
University m'echanical engineering depart-
:. To those who knew him personally -or by
works, Professor Allen was "distinctly one of
men who accomplish things. 'Through his
y as a "practical theorist" he increased Mich-
s prestige in Mexico and Turkey as well as in
rican university and' business circles, by fear-
r undertaking new projects and bringing them
point where success was in sight.
a way this enviable career is a concrete ex-
e of the service which may be dne Michigan
gh research and discovery. In the past many
e world's most valuable inventions have been
esults of chance; but now, because conditions
so changed, luck has been displaced by sci-
Reseaerch is recognized as the one depend-
means by which all important advancements
[ence are to be found. The successes that re-
from this form of enterprise reflect greatly to
The primary requisite tothe formation ofany
kind of an organization on the campus seemis to be
that of having a picture taken.
If each surveyor we see on the campus were a
forecast of some improvement, you wouldn't know
the old place a year hence.
Probably the fellow who invented the axiom
"ignorance is bliss" did it while longingly recalling
his freshman days.
An argument against hair-restorer: Chicago bar-
bers are planning to charge a dollar for a haircut.
The Gargoyle salesmen we see on the campus
must have received their training at Coney Island.
Did you bring your woolen socks, Tulane?
T"he Telescope
"The good are not always happy."
There can be no doubt of this,
Because, you know, they must sorry grow
When they think of all the fun they miss.
A'ncther thing we want distinctly understood is
that we do not always come off with flying colors
in those little tilts we have, with our girl.
The other night when calling on her we fell into
a reverie while wondering if we couldn't have done
better orb that hand if we hadn't held a "kickr"
when our girl breaks in on us with:
"Why so thoughtful this evening?" With a far
away look in our eyes we murmur :
"Girl, don't bother us ; we're pondering on ihe
infinite."
And then she com-s up and grabs our hand and
gently whispers:'
"That's all right, Jack; don't let your bills worry
you that way."
Now we 'ask you, a,; man to man, can you tie it?
Where Action Is Ruinous
He who would fuss well
And so be wise
Should ponder o'er it
Till he dies.
Dear Noah:
What is a fashionable color for a bride?
Engaged.
Why, good form dictates most generally now that
she be white.
Real Trouble
First student-Why so downcast?
Second ditto--Why, I've promised to take my
girl to the Ohio State game, but we had a fight to-
day and now she threatens that she won' t go
with me.
First student-Well, cheer up. You know a girl
seldom does what she threatens to.
Second-I know it. That's why I'm worried.
ATTENTION MASONS! All masons
on the campus, are urged to be pres-
ent at the regular meeting of The
Craftsmen. Sat.' evening, 7:30 p. m.-
Place, Masonic Temple, Cor. Huron
and Main Sts. Degree team rehearsal.
-Adv. By Order of the President.
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noticing the rubbers, says, "Why, Jack, what's the
idea of the rubbers. It isn't rainy this morning."
And with truly heroic bravado we thereupon lost
our place as star boarder by replying, "I know it
isn't; but' we put them on before starting to wade
through this muddy coffee."
.famous Closing Lines
"I can't face the music," said the preacher as he
sat with his back to the choir.
NOAH COUNT.