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ws Editor .....................Chesser M. Campbel
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FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1921.
Night Editor-THOMAS H. ADAMS.
FROM NO MAN'S LAND
I am a member of Acolytes. I am on The Daily
iff. Ergo, I am on the fence between two fires.
have been asked to give my conception of the atti-
le taken towards student activities from both
ints of view. This I shall do, using the custom-
r editorial "We" which should not be construed
meaning that either group is authority for my
tements.
We of the Acolytes are primarily interested, of-
ially at least, in matters of the intellect. We are
dents of philosophy which in its widest extent
.y be said to cover a multitude of sins. Un-
ubtedly most of us are of academic mind.
This being so, we look upon. a university as a
.ce 6f instruction for earnest minded students,
.o wish to become masters of some branch of the
ences, art or literature. It is difficult for us to
nprehend just where organized sports and so-
1 and publication activities fit into this scheme of
ngs. If there are any students here who have
ne because it is the thing to do in their set: an
o are mentally incapable of carrying on their
rk; or any who are not primarily interested in
aining some definite sort of knowledge those stu-
Its are out of place.
[heyeshould not have been permitted to enter
ey should not be suffered to remain. They ar
sting the state's money and their instructor's
e. Worse than this, they are forcing competent
dents, who have every right to be here, to work
der a handicap. Anything extraneous to the pur-
t of knowledge should be rigorously excluded
m the student's life. Hence activities which de-
:t from his time or are apt to interfere with his
rests should logically be barred out. Where-
e the opposition to those activities.
* * * * * *
Ye of The Daily staff are here to pick up sud.
>wledge as we may along those lines which are
interest to us or which will increase our earning
acity in post graduate life. We are not grinds.
ther are we boneheads.
Ne look upon our University as a place in which
are given the opportunity to broaden our viewe
* deepen our knowledge. It is literally our spirit
ther for by the ideals and the ideas which be-
ie a part of us here, we will guide our lives in
ure.
Most of us do not care to dedicate our lives to
nce or for the matter of that, to learning in any
m. We have the present-day American point of
x far too thoroughly to do that.
Ve are going into business or into some one of
professions. To be successful, we must be able
neet other people on their own ground. If we
good mixers, if we can talk intelligently about
-ts, books, the theater, economic and political
>lems, if we are socially capable oT holding uo
end, then we will be successful providing we
e made good use of our time at Michigan in
ying the theoretical side of practical courses.
ur contention is that it is just these things that
learn from our extra-curricular activities. We
trying meanwhile to keep up the Michigan tra-
>ns which we feel to be worthwhile. Above al'
insist that we are not permitting any of our
activities, social or otherwise, to usurp the first place
that rightfully belongs to study. So long as we
retain this point of view, we will keep on believin
in student activities, although we are frank to ad-
mit that there are far too many organizations or
our campus at the- present time. That, however,
does not justify a sweeping denunciation of all a
tivities which do not serve an academic end.
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"THE WEDDING NOT"
The unravelling of the spliced ropes of two
lives has become a potent factor in the modern daily
diet. Absence of stronger stimulants seems to have
led to the imbibing of divorce news as an aid to di-
gestion. Each day the papers print the court re-
ports concerning marital rails which have spread
and thrown the family car off the track. A new
impetus is given by- prospective lawyers to their
studies in order that they may as soon as possible
enter the bar and get the inside stories on the di-
vorce proceedings, Which have Dead Eye Dick and
Nick Carter backed off the sphere.
Russia recognizes no legal marriage, a custom
evidently introduced to save the trouble and scandal
formerly incurred in ending the conjugal life. Even
the movies have the hug, and to use the words of
a professor, "Whereas they used to end up with
marriage, now that ceremony initiates the develop-
ment of the plot." The best of them boast two di-
vorces, one remarriage, and a duo of accidental
.deaths to get rid of the extra couple. Divorce seems
to be the great national indoor and cross-country
sport of the day. Is it just another example of a
good thing carried to extremes?
STATE BASKETEERS, WELCOME!
Michigan has a number of visitors, today, guests
whom she is always glad to welcome. Members of
the state high school basketball teams, are here. in
their annual championship elimination tournament,
and today and tomorrow they will battle it out in
Waterman gymnasium. Michigan extends a cor-
dial greeting to them, and deems it a distinct honor
to entertain the athletes during their stay.
The tournament is of three daye duration, and
the games promise to be clean, well-fought exhibi-
tions of sport. Surely no other words could char-
acterize the contests which were played off in the
first round of the tournament last night. Michigan
men are always lovers of clean athletics, and v
large attendance at the games tonight and tomor-
row will go a long way toward proving our sin-
cerity and interest in our high school guests.
The TeescoI p
A NEW SHIPMENT OF
EXERCISES IN CURRENT ECONOMICS--- Hamilton
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In Effect Nov. 2, 1920
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are always occupied by a bunch of smart Alecks or
what is vulgarly known as "flatheads"?
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The chaps off their lips.
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GOAT EATS MOVIE FILMS - news head.
We suppose somebody then got some dental paste
and removed the film from the goat's teeth.
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A look of stupefied wonderment spread over the
man's face as he gaed at the woman who was ap-
proaching his table. Time had dealt most kindly
with her in the interim since he had last seen her.
Although it seemed ages since he had gazed on her
visage the was unable to discover a single grey hair
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The woman stood at his elbow. Yet strangely
enough he did not rise. Instead he seemed lost in
* a deep reverie. His mind was still groping with
the problem of why the waitress did not look a day
older than when she had taken his order.
Yes, But Our Girls Are Politer Still
"I saw three students give up their seats today."
"That was polite of them. Were they in a street
car?"
"No, they were riding up and down State street
on horseback."
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Cans is the dame who thinks everybody is a low-
brow who doesn't call it dinner, although at home
the evening meal was always supper.
Famous Closing Lines
"I'm putting myself out for you," said the fusser
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