j
d. with interest Mr. Hur-
tion of the presence of
d "flunkey" in the front
the Union. But is Mr.
ly frank in what he says,
other reasons which he
estly refrains from men-
ose offered are not en-
cing.
eeper, we are told, is to
Union from becoming "a;.
andladies and their re-
eep out "shouting child-
," anc thus preserve the
"Michigan Men, Everywhere."
Now, there are other doors to the
Union besides the front door, but the
writer has seen no uniformed "flunk-
ey" keeping constant guard over them.
The side entrance is just as accessible
to "landladies and their retinues," to
'children and to dogs. If the exclusion
of these classes of persons art animals
were as important as Mr. Hurley in-
timates, why not protect the side en-
trance? A fort is no stronger than
its weakest point. -
agine, and it may be dreadful enough
to justify extreme precautions. As
for the landladies themselves, apart
from their "retinue," I should not sup-
pose the Union was in great denger
from them. They are not less re-
spectable than other classes of persons
engaged in perfectly respectable oc-
cupations, and I never heard of their
making themselves obnoxious in pub-
lic places. Shouting children are a
well-known social phenomenon, and so
are dogs, but neither children nor,
dogs have ever seriously threatened
'the Union. '
Mr. Hurley's enumeration of the
perils which beset the Union is novel,
.at least. Personally, I have never seen
a landlady's "retine," but the thing
may exist. What a "mecca'' for such
retinues would be like I cannot im-
i
t
1
f
4}
S
,%I',
T"
x y i
rI~ w
The ultimate purpose of the "flunk-
ey" is said to be to preserve the Un-
ion for the use of its members and
"Michigan Men, Everywhere." But he
tdoes not do it. He does not even at-
tempt to do it. He is, I presume, att-
ually prohibited from doing it. Thw
board of commerce and a dozen local
men's clubs and organizations, partly
made up of "Michigan men" and partly
not, constantly use the Union for lunch-
eons, banquets, smokers and other
.meetings, and the non-Michigan men
who attend these meetings and enjoy
the facilities of the Union are wel-
comed by the "flunkey" in the front
intran'e as cordially as are the Mich-
igan men.
It thus appears that the uniformed
guard in the front entrance is not
there solely to jieep "landladies and
'their retinues" or children or do;.
or anybody else out of the building
for the building is open to' attack by
them -through the side entrance. Nor
.s his function to preserve the Union
for "Michigan men," because any man,
no matter what his relation or lack of
relation to the University or to the
Union, is freely allowed to pass the
guard.
What, then, is the guard there for?
lOne might hazard a guess and his
guess would be fortified by watching
the operations of the guard. One
thing only, so far as the writer's ob-
servatipn goes, will cause h m to
spring to his feet and bar the way,
and that is the approach of a wonan.
Whether she is alone or in company,
whether she offers to go in or come
out, whether she is a member of the
University or the friend, sister, wife
:or mother of a- Union member, it is
all the s'me. She shall not pass. Wo-
men are not excluded from the build-
ing, but they cannot use the front
door. That is for men alone. They
are invited in, but they must enter and
leave by the side door.
The uniformed "flunkey" is there-
fore a much more important person
,than Mr. Hurley admits. In a state
}decadent with the current heresy of
the political equality of women, in a
;university sinking under the malign-
ant malady of co-education, there
stands at the front door of the Un-
ion the heroic figure of the guardian
of the rights of man, sterily ordering
,,women to pass through the side door,
just as the Roman emperors, in the
glorious days of the empire, ordered
the barbarians to acknowledge the
superiority of Rome by passing under
the yoke.
A LIFE MEMBER.
fie:-
S :00-Stephen Leacock, Canadian an.
thor-humorist, speaks on "Laughing
with Leacock," in Hill auditorium.
U-NOTICES
Tickets for the freshman class dance
will be on sale between 10 and 12
o'clock Monday and also before and
after Talks to Freshmen. Receipts
for the first semester's class dues
must be presented before dance
-,tickets can be bought. First semes-
ter class dues will be accepted at
this time.
Art exhibition in Alumni Memorial
hall open daily from 1:30 to 5
o'clock and from 2 to 4 o'clock on
Sundays.
Elimination tryouts for the mid-west
debate will beheld at 3 o'clock this
morning in room 302 Mason hall.
Candidates from the society and Law
school tryouts will each present
briefs of their speeches and give
eight minute talks.
No meeting of the Christian Endeav-
or society of the Church of Christ
will be held Sunday evening due to
the Union service at Hill auditor-
lum.
The chorus for the Sunday evening
service in Hill auditorium will meet
at :45 Sunday afternoon immedi-
ately after the symphony concert,
for assignment of places and a brief
rehearsal.
The'e will he no meeting of the ad-
visory board of the Women's league
as formerly announced in this
colum4. ,
The haptist guild will hold no meeting
Sunday evening on account of the
union service in Hill auditorium.
Seniors have 11 more days in which'
to make appointments L'or Michi-
ganensian sittings without the ex-
tra charge.
W. P. Standford wrote today's Rand-
all Studio ad. Murice Devman's ad
will appear Thursday.--Adv.
Join Laschen's Dancing school Wed.
at Packard. Beginners, 7-9. Big
dance, 9-12. Big prize walt2"this wee
at 10:30; everyone eligible. Come
and learn to dance correctly; come
single if you like. 0. D. Lashcen,
Detroit.--Adv.
The Michigan Daily is an Xll-Cam-
pus paper.-Adv.
I r
TODAY'S CHURCH SERVII
1o
1' n . .... . s
i
,fi ruit'0
Cor. Division and Catherine
Services 7:30, 10:30, 4:30.
AT THE TEN-THIRTY SER-
VICE PROFESSOR IVENLEY
WILL MAKE A SHORT AD-
DRESS ON THE NATION-WIDE
CAMPAIGN.
REV. HENRY TATLOCK, D.D.
Rector
REV. CHARLES T. WEBB
Curate
"'.
First
Baptist Church
Huron St., below State
10: 30 a. m.
Public Worship
Sermon by J. M. Wells
"MAN'S MASTER M10TIVE"-
11:50 a. m.
Baptist Guild Program in the
Church '
Reports of Des Moines Cen-
vention.
Speakers: Dr. Chapman, Mr.
Draewell, Miss Daughty, Mr.
Abell, Miss , Jennings, Mr.
Crocker.
6:15 p. M.
University Meeting in Hill
Auditorium.
I
SCHEDULE OF BIBLE CHAIR
CLASSES
444 South State Street
Course I-"Upper Room" Class
Saturday Evenings, 7 to 8
o'clock.
Course II-"University Men's
Class" - Sunday Mornings,
9:30 to 10:15 o'clock.
Course III-General Survey of
the Bible - Thursday Even-
ings, 6:30 to 7:30 o'clock.
Course IV - Methods of Bille
Study and Teaching-Frida
Afternoons, 4:10 to 5 o'clock
Course V--A Discussion Class
--Friday Evenings, 6:30 to
7:30 o'clock.
Church of Christ
DISCIPLES
South Uive'rsity Ave.
SERVICES:
Bible School at 9:30.
10:30 a. m. Subject
"LIBERTY vs. LOYALTY"
Student Class at Noon
We join in evening in the
Auditorium Union Service.
Christian Endeavor at 6:30.
F. P. ARTHUR, Pastor
Phone 2358-R
11
Li
I
'1.
Morning Theme:.
'NOT ETHICS BUT DYNAMICS'
)
ad
N
XE HAVE just receiveda
shipment of Victor-Vicc-
trolas and we are now able to
show you these superior, in-
struments in a greater var-
iety of sfyles. There are the
small Victrolas suitable for.
the student's room, those of a
more elaborate construetion
for the living room or danc-
ing hall, and a number of in-
termediate types.
AWILL YOU not call at our
Victrola and Record De-
r,
Noon, Prof. W. D. Henderson's
Class Meets.
Theme:
"The New Internationalism"
ST. PAUL'S
Huron and Chapin Sts.
Rev. Carl R. Brauer
Sunday School, 9:00 a. m.
Church Services, 10:00 a. m.,
7:30 p. m.
TR~INITY
Fifth Ave. and William St.
Rev. Lloyd Merl Wallick
10:30 a. m., "The Vision of
.Grat esThnss."
1: 30 a.., Students' Bible Class.
FIRST
METHODIST - CHUB OH
Cor. S. State and E. Washington
I
7
partment and allow
LUTHERAN
CHURCHES
us
to
WHAT'S GOING ON
make demonstrations? Our*
sound-propf booths will en-
able you to judge the tone of
machine and records.
SUNDAY
2_:30-Unversity, Symphony orchestra
concert in Hill auditorium. Albert
Lockwood, piano soloist. Admission
complimentary.
5:00-Plymouth gulld meeting in Con.
gregational church.
6:15-University union religious ser-
vice in Hill auditorium. Dr. Louis
Wolsey speaks.
MONDAY
3:00-Talks to freshmen in University
hall. Professor Bige'low speaks.
7:00-Varsity Mandolin club practice
in University Hall.
Rev. A. W.Stalker, D.D., Pastr
10:30 a. m.
10:30, Sermon by the pastor,
"What It Costs Me."
12:00, Students' Bible Classes.
5:30, Social hour for Young
People.
6:15, Hill Auditorium Service.
First Unitarian
Church''
+or. State -and Huron Sts.
Sunday School, 9:30 a. im., Kin-
dergarten and Primary dur-
ing church
Sidney S. Robins, Minister
Morning Service, 10:30.
"THE POSITIVE WAY OUT"
k Everyone Welcome.
There will be no Young Peo-
ple's meeting on account of the
Union meeting at Hill Auditor-
Ium,
PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH
Corner Huron and Division
Leonard A. Barrett, Minister.
Mrs. Thomas S, Evans,' Sec'y for
University Women.
Benj. C. Fairman, Asst. In Stu-
dent Work.
Eio-mrcm f T f l IIUfIEIII~ 11im[1liimul ll
uI
11
; .
r,
.
G ;
At ten-thirty, this morning, in the Congregational Churc!,
Mr. Douglas will deliver the first of a series of three ser-
mon-lectures on "Personality." This is an important
word to all who seek success in life. They who are pos-
sessed of anxattractive and forceful "personality" usually
get what they desire in life. Open doors front them, all
along the way. Success is easy, natural-almost inevita-
ble. They who lack "personality" travel a rough road-
up-hill to the very last mile. If you have no other regular
place of worship and meitation upon life's larger issues,
come with us, today-, andthink about "personality." The
chorus, under the direction of Mr. Moore, will render
Rossini's 'The Inflammatus." The quartet will sing
Dudley Buck's "Arise, Shine." Mr. Robert Dieterle is
announced for a solo. There wil be no evening service
on account of jhe union meeting at Hill Auditorium,
/
>
ZION
Fifth Ave. and Washington St.
Rev. ErnestC . Stelihorn
9:00 a. m., Students' Bible Class.
10 30 a. m., "Jesus a Wedding
Guest."
7:30 p. m., "Hallowing God's
Name."
I
I
-~. I
iil1-E u xait iia
a
i
Stephen
e acock
i
Author ot "Literary Lapses," and "Nonsense\Novels."
SUBJECT: "LAUGHING WITH LEACOCK"
1
i .
L AUDITORIUM, MONDAY JAN. 19, 8 P.M.
Auspices Oratorical
Association-
Tickets 50 Cents, Wahr's and Graham's.