j d. with interest Mr. Hur- tion of the presence of d "flunkey" in the front the Union. But is Mr. ly frank in what he says, other reasons which he estly refrains from men- ose offered are not en- cing. eeper, we are told, is to Union from becoming "a;. andladies and their re- eep out "shouting child- ," anc thus preserve the "Michigan Men, Everywhere." Now, there are other doors to the Union besides the front door, but the writer has seen no uniformed "flunk- ey" keeping constant guard over them. The side entrance is just as accessible to "landladies and their retinues," to 'children and to dogs. If the exclusion of these classes of persons art animals were as important as Mr. Hurley in- timates, why not protect the side en- trance? A fort is no stronger than its weakest point. - agine, and it may be dreadful enough to justify extreme precautions. As for the landladies themselves, apart from their "retinue," I should not sup- pose the Union was in great denger from them. They are not less re- spectable than other classes of persons engaged in perfectly respectable oc- cupations, and I never heard of their making themselves obnoxious in pub- lic places. Shouting children are a well-known social phenomenon, and so are dogs, but neither children nor, dogs have ever seriously threatened 'the Union. ' Mr. Hurley's enumeration of the perils which beset the Union is novel, .at least. Personally, I have never seen a landlady's "retine," but the thing may exist. What a "mecca'' for such retinues would be like I cannot im- i t 1 f 4} S ,%I', T" x y i rI~ w The ultimate purpose of the "flunk- ey" is said to be to preserve the Un- ion for the use of its members and "Michigan Men, Everywhere." But he tdoes not do it. He does not even at- tempt to do it. He is, I presume, att- ually prohibited from doing it. Thw board of commerce and a dozen local men's clubs and organizations, partly made up of "Michigan men" and partly not, constantly use the Union for lunch- eons, banquets, smokers and other .meetings, and the non-Michigan men who attend these meetings and enjoy the facilities of the Union are wel- comed by the "flunkey" in the front intran'e as cordially as are the Mich- igan men. It thus appears that the uniformed guard in the front entrance is not there solely to jieep "landladies and 'their retinues" or children or do;. or anybody else out of the building for the building is open to' attack by them -through the side entrance. Nor .s his function to preserve the Union for "Michigan men," because any man, no matter what his relation or lack of relation to the University or to the Union, is freely allowed to pass the guard. What, then, is the guard there for? lOne might hazard a guess and his guess would be fortified by watching the operations of the guard. One thing only, so far as the writer's ob- servatipn goes, will cause h m to spring to his feet and bar the way, and that is the approach of a wonan. Whether she is alone or in company, whether she offers to go in or come out, whether she is a member of the University or the friend, sister, wife :or mother of a- Union member, it is all the s'me. She shall not pass. Wo- men are not excluded from the build- ing, but they cannot use the front door. That is for men alone. They are invited in, but they must enter and leave by the side door. The uniformed "flunkey" is there- fore a much more important person ,than Mr. Hurley admits. In a state }decadent with the current heresy of the political equality of women, in a ;university sinking under the malign- ant malady of co-education, there stands at the front door of the Un- ion the heroic figure of the guardian of the rights of man, sterily ordering ,,women to pass through the side door, just as the Roman emperors, in the glorious days of the empire, ordered the barbarians to acknowledge the superiority of Rome by passing under the yoke. A LIFE MEMBER. fie:- S :00-Stephen Leacock, Canadian an. thor-humorist, speaks on "Laughing with Leacock," in Hill auditorium. U-NOTICES Tickets for the freshman class dance will be on sale between 10 and 12 o'clock Monday and also before and after Talks to Freshmen. Receipts for the first semester's class dues must be presented before dance -,tickets can be bought. First semes- ter class dues will be accepted at this time. Art exhibition in Alumni Memorial hall open daily from 1:30 to 5 o'clock and from 2 to 4 o'clock on Sundays. Elimination tryouts for the mid-west debate will beheld at 3 o'clock this morning in room 302 Mason hall. Candidates from the society and Law school tryouts will each present briefs of their speeches and give eight minute talks. No meeting of the Christian Endeav- or society of the Church of Christ will be held Sunday evening due to the Union service at Hill auditor- lum. The chorus for the Sunday evening service in Hill auditorium will meet at :45 Sunday afternoon immedi- ately after the symphony concert, for assignment of places and a brief rehearsal. The'e will he no meeting of the ad- visory board of the Women's league as formerly announced in this colum4. , The haptist guild will hold no meeting Sunday evening on account of the union service in Hill auditorium. Seniors have 11 more days in which' to make appointments L'or Michi- ganensian sittings without the ex- tra charge. W. P. Standford wrote today's Rand- all Studio ad. Murice Devman's ad will appear Thursday.--Adv. Join Laschen's Dancing school Wed. at Packard. Beginners, 7-9. Big dance, 9-12. Big prize walt2"this wee at 10:30; everyone eligible. Come and learn to dance correctly; come single if you like. 0. D. Lashcen, Detroit.--Adv. The Michigan Daily is an Xll-Cam- pus paper.-Adv. I r TODAY'S CHURCH SERVII 1o 1' n . .... . s i ,fi ruit'0 Cor. Division and Catherine Services 7:30, 10:30, 4:30. AT THE TEN-THIRTY SER- VICE PROFESSOR IVENLEY WILL MAKE A SHORT AD- DRESS ON THE NATION-WIDE CAMPAIGN. REV. HENRY TATLOCK, D.D. Rector REV. CHARLES T. WEBB Curate "'. First Baptist Church Huron St., below State 10: 30 a. m. Public Worship Sermon by J. M. Wells "MAN'S MASTER M10TIVE"- 11:50 a. m. Baptist Guild Program in the Church ' Reports of Des Moines Cen- vention. Speakers: Dr. Chapman, Mr. Draewell, Miss Daughty, Mr. Abell, Miss , Jennings, Mr. Crocker. 6:15 p. M. University Meeting in Hill Auditorium. I SCHEDULE OF BIBLE CHAIR CLASSES 444 South State Street Course I-"Upper Room" Class Saturday Evenings, 7 to 8 o'clock. Course II-"University Men's Class" - Sunday Mornings, 9:30 to 10:15 o'clock. Course III-General Survey of the Bible - Thursday Even- ings, 6:30 to 7:30 o'clock. Course IV - Methods of Bille Study and Teaching-Frida Afternoons, 4:10 to 5 o'clock Course V--A Discussion Class --Friday Evenings, 6:30 to 7:30 o'clock. Church of Christ DISCIPLES South Uive'rsity Ave. SERVICES: Bible School at 9:30. 10:30 a. m. Subject "LIBERTY vs. LOYALTY" Student Class at Noon We join in evening in the Auditorium Union Service. Christian Endeavor at 6:30. F. P. ARTHUR, Pastor Phone 2358-R 11 Li I '1. Morning Theme:. 'NOT ETHICS BUT DYNAMICS' ) ad N XE HAVE just receiveda shipment of Victor-Vicc- trolas and we are now able to show you these superior, in- struments in a greater var- iety of sfyles. There are the small Victrolas suitable for. the student's room, those of a more elaborate construetion for the living room or danc- ing hall, and a number of in- termediate types. AWILL YOU not call at our Victrola and Record De- r, Noon, Prof. W. D. Henderson's Class Meets. Theme: "The New Internationalism" ST. PAUL'S Huron and Chapin Sts. Rev. Carl R. Brauer Sunday School, 9:00 a. m. Church Services, 10:00 a. m., 7:30 p. m. TR~INITY Fifth Ave. and William St. Rev. Lloyd Merl Wallick 10:30 a. m., "The Vision of .Grat esThnss." 1: 30 a.., Students' Bible Class. FIRST METHODIST - CHUB OH Cor. S. State and E. Washington I 7 partment and allow LUTHERAN CHURCHES us to WHAT'S GOING ON make demonstrations? Our* sound-propf booths will en- able you to judge the tone of machine and records. SUNDAY 2_:30-Unversity, Symphony orchestra concert in Hill auditorium. Albert Lockwood, piano soloist. Admission complimentary. 5:00-Plymouth gulld meeting in Con. gregational church. 6:15-University union religious ser- vice in Hill auditorium. Dr. Louis Wolsey speaks. MONDAY 3:00-Talks to freshmen in University hall. Professor Bige'low speaks. 7:00-Varsity Mandolin club practice in University Hall. Rev. A. W.Stalker, D.D., Pastr 10:30 a. m. 10:30, Sermon by the pastor, "What It Costs Me." 12:00, Students' Bible Classes. 5:30, Social hour for Young People. 6:15, Hill Auditorium Service. First Unitarian Church'' +or. State -and Huron Sts. Sunday School, 9:30 a. im., Kin- dergarten and Primary dur- ing church Sidney S. Robins, Minister Morning Service, 10:30. "THE POSITIVE WAY OUT" k Everyone Welcome. There will be no Young Peo- ple's meeting on account of the Union meeting at Hill Auditor- Ium, PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Corner Huron and Division Leonard A. Barrett, Minister. Mrs. Thomas S, Evans,' Sec'y for University Women. Benj. C. Fairman, Asst. In Stu- dent Work. Eio-mrcm f T f l IIUfIEIII~ 11im[1liimul ll uI 11 ; . r, . G ; At ten-thirty, this morning, in the Congregational Churc!, Mr. Douglas will deliver the first of a series of three ser- mon-lectures on "Personality." This is an important word to all who seek success in life. They who are pos- sessed of anxattractive and forceful "personality" usually get what they desire in life. Open doors front them, all along the way. Success is easy, natural-almost inevita- ble. They who lack "personality" travel a rough road- up-hill to the very last mile. If you have no other regular place of worship and meitation upon life's larger issues, come with us, today-, andthink about "personality." The chorus, under the direction of Mr. Moore, will render Rossini's 'The Inflammatus." The quartet will sing Dudley Buck's "Arise, Shine." Mr. Robert Dieterle is announced for a solo. There wil be no evening service on account of jhe union meeting at Hill Auditorium, / > ZION Fifth Ave. and Washington St. Rev. ErnestC . Stelihorn 9:00 a. m., Students' Bible Class. 10 30 a. m., "Jesus a Wedding Guest." 7:30 p. m., "Hallowing God's Name." I I -~. I iil1-E u xait iia a i Stephen e acock i Author ot "Literary Lapses," and "Nonsense\Novels." SUBJECT: "LAUGHING WITH LEACOCK" 1 i . L AUDITORIUM, MONDAY JAN. 19, 8 P.M. Auspices Oratorical Association- Tickets 50 Cents, Wahr's and Graham's.