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"ster Campbell
a I. Dakin
, 1919.
)N DANCES
:an Union have ac-
ight with it a new'
an active person. And you might find you were
not cut out for such a pretentious career after all. Os
perhaps you would find an easier solution than you
had anticipated, a sort of moulding of events that
will make success in the future quite natural and
simple.
At any rate, it would seem well to take most "ca-
reers" with a grain of 'salt, since planning a career
has enticed mny worthles people into thinking.
they were great, made many valuable rpen worth
nothing much at all. It is the doing that matters-
doing the stern thing which has been placed at hand
to do.
In Vienna men and women held up a coal truck
and carried off the coal in.their pockets. And after
that they probably made life unendurable for their
neighbors by making a vulgar display of this
wealth,
After the humorous Washtenaw-State street ar-
ticle, the management of the Chimes should have
no trouble in disposing of copies when it comes out
next month.
Russian Reds will prohibit Christian names for
their children; but will number them instead. An-
other example of Bolshevik efficiency.
In other words, that article about State Street
hich appeared in the Chimes seems to "have rung
the bell heard 'round the world."
We doubt whether General Pershing will care
'to be addressed as "Sir" in spite of his new title.
At least, Chicago has been shown what Michigan
means by "Spirit."-
The Guillotine
The Goose That Lays the Golden Egg
We are NOT going to have a block M at the 'Min-
nesota game.
The Athletic association says it's too much work,
that they're short handed, that it can't be done.
"Too much work."
So let it be with Caesar.
We ARE going to have a game with Minnesota.
The -Varsity is working every' night At Ferry, field
to gain more glory for Michigan-and profit
for the Athletic association.
The men are under equipped;, crippled, and fight-
ing against odds but do you hear them com-
plain?
.Not a bit.
They udo their work cheerfully and do not spare
themselves. (Thirik of Harold Rye).
And what will be their reward?
°Some fame, perhaps a greater amount of senseless
criticiam; injuries, probable D's from their
instructors and maybe an M sweater- te in
the Spring.
Now if conditions were reversed:
How would the Athletic association feel if 'Cap-
tain Goetz, Weston, Sparks, Peach and the
others should say,
"It's too much work"
Friendship is like a loaded revolver. It's a nice
'thing to have around but poor to trifle with.
You'll Agree-
It's an awful place on Surday when the sun is
shining bright
And everything worth going to is shut and locked
up tight, g
But when the sky's o'erladen and the rain is drip-
ping down'
What in the world is deader than our 'dearAnn Ar-
bor town?
How about the Student Council?
Our Daily Novelette
Irate golfer-"Don't you know it's exceedingly
dangerous to allow that little child to run at large
around the links?"
Nurse-"Never mind, mister. The poor little
feller's stone deaf." G
Goodness!
Wanted--A room by young man with southern
exposure and sober habits, electric lights, ,etc.-
The Post.1
Wheezes of Yester-Year
(This one used to be popular in the olden days)
Father paying unexpected visit-"Does James
O'Brien live here?"'
Landlady with resigned air-"Yes, bring him in."
Would the Shock Absorber?
Willie playing in the mire
Chewed a cast-off rubber tire,
Mother said in gleeful joy,
"Now we have a bouncing boy."
DETROIT UNITED LINES
(Oct. 26, 1919)
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars--6:io a.
m., and hourly to 9:10 p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cara-- :48
a. ms, and every 'hour to '9:48 p. m. (Ex-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6:o5 a. m., 9:05 a.
m. and revery two hours to 9:o5 p. m., 10:5o
p. m.. To Ypsilanti only, it:4S p. m., :o
a. nx.. and to Saline, change at'Ypsilanti.
Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. m. and
x2:2o a. m.
Plymouth Guild
Hay Rack Party
Meet at Congregational
Church, 7:30 p. m.
Sat., Nov. 15
SIGN UP AT ONCE
IN LANE HALL
Wesleyan Guild
Banquet
FRIDAY, NOV. 14
6 p. m.
Church Parlors
SNAPPY TALKS
GOOD EATS
Tickets 50c
Gymnasium
Shirt-Pants-Shoes and St
$40
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celebration Mr. Albert Lockwood
postponed his pianoforte -recital of an
entire Beethoven program from Tues-
day afternoon to 4 o'clock Wednesday
afternoon in the School of Music.
The general .public is nvited.
Prof. Stanley to Speak Friday
"How to Listen to Music" is the sub-
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Stanley will give at 4:30 o'clock Fri-
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Copper Country Club tickets will be
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many a University man's thought ;
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