THE MICHIGAN DAILY
SATURDAY, APRIL 19,
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arence Roeser..........Managing Editor
A Fitting Argument
Mary and Annie were sisters
Intent on a trip to the shore
Said Mary to Annie one morning,
As they wormed their way through a
"We'll ask the young clerk with the
The type of a suit we'll require
And see what he might recommend
To fulfill our most earnest desire."
"We're brunettes," she said to the fel-
"Will a red suit with blue stripes do?"
And the young man replied, "For your
I'd quite recommend you get two."
Judging by the rehearsal next door
our Glee club is a howling success.
Why Mrs. Johnson Sued for
(From the Omro, Wis., Independent)
"The editor is in recepit of a letter
from our distinguished fellow citizen,
Frank B. Johnson, who is wintering in
Florida. Frank shot a seven root alli-
gator the other day and says as soon
as he gets, another one like it he is
going to have a pair of slippers made
for his wife."
'Tis Often Thus
Bolt and the world bolts with you,
Study, you study alone,
So what's a guy gonna do
When the springtime zephyrs are
The Slapstick Again
Jinks-"The night breeze is chilling
to the bone."
Dinks-"Why dont' you wear a
Famous Closing Lines
"There's a woman ingthe case," said
the Professor as he started to open
up the mummy.
T. H. Spencer, '96E, Visits University
T. H. Spencer, '96E, engineer of the
Inter-state Commerce commission,
was in Ann Arbor Friday. Mr. Spen-
cer was the engineer in charge of the
construction of the Washington term-
inal. His son will enter the Univer-
sity next fall.
Base Ball Bargains!1
We are offering our stook of
Base ,Ball Mitts and Gloves
at before-the-war prices, which means that you
can save from 25 to 50 % if you take
advantage of our offer.
Not to tell you about our splendid Men's
Shoes would be doing you an injustice. Come
and see the spring Styles. Our men's Shoes
at $5.00 to $10.00 show that we are the best
givers of Shoe Values in the City.
Dont Fail to Visit Our New Lunch Room
M. Carey.......... News
as F, McAllister ....... Feature
&. Ehlbert .........Telegraph
,a Guernsey,...... ....Women's
Try Our Special Sunday
Gross & Dietzel
Everything the Best
rles R. Osius, Jr...........State
a Ape! .................Music
SDailey . ...........cange
nard Wohl.... ....Literary
117 E. Washington St.
Herbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
Renaud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice
Hugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart
Thomas H. Adams John E. McManis
Richard B. Marshll C. H. Murchison
Ireno Ellis Mary D. Lane
Katrina Schermerhorn John I.,Dakin
Arthur W. Brown Logan Trumbull
R. Emerson Swart Stewart Baxter
Mare Crozier Muriel X. Bauman
Harold Makinson .........Business Manager
Agnes IL. Abele. ..Asst. Business Manager
LeGrand A. Gaines.. .Asst. Business Manager
Wm. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business Manager
Wm. A. ILeitzinger...Asst. Business Manager
Donald M. Major.... Asst. Business Manager
Donnell R. Schoffner.. Asst. Business Manager
Mark B. Covell Edward Priehs, Jr.
Robert E. McKean Henry Whiting 11
GeorgedA.ACadwell J. Duaneu Miller
Maynard A. Newton R. A. Sullivan
Curt P. Schneider Isabelle. Farnum
Harold P. Lindsay Geo. R. Strimnbeck, Jr.
Harper Moore Arthur L. Glazier
James A. Kennedy, Jr.
SATURDAY, APRIL 19, 1919.
Issue Editor-Paul G. Weber
DON'T TAKE STOCK-BUY BONDS
Nothing travels faster than rumor,
moce it gets started. And the farther
t goes, the more distorted it gets, un-
il its latest form is usually very far
'rom the original. As the original it-
elf was but a rumor, the successive
tages are farther and farther away
rom the truth.
There are a great many rumors
afloat thesedays. We hear that Bol-
hevism will soon over-flow the coun-
ry, and enmesh us all in anarchy and
We hear that the Allies at the peace
,onference are not agreed, and that it
would be no surprise if the United
tates should withdraw from the par-
We hear that Japan is causing dis-
ords, and that there is a serious rup-
.res imminent with America.
We hear that Germany is being dealt
ith too leniently, and that if we are
ot careful, she will win a victory
We hear that the fifth Liberty Loan'
will not be a success, as the Amer-
can people are already tired of thej
Nar, and do not want to pay out any
Even as I. 0. U.
I took my watch to the pawn shop
I heard it sadly groan
"Now that the Hop is over
I am.going to be a loan."
"Will Prosecute Men Who Drive
Horses While Intoxicated."-Philadel-
phia Public :Ledger. Why don't they
pass a law making it illegal to serve
drinks to horses in harness?
Dear Louis: --
I buy a Saturday Evening Post on
Thursday and as I have so many vis-
itors to my room it is Everybody's
Magazine by Sunday morning.
Tuttle's Lunch Room
TRADE NMAK RLG . S.PAT.OrT.
Across from Arcade
Forerunners ol 'Spring
If you would know what will be the vogue in Foot-
wear this Spring, you can find the answer in our win-
dow, and in the new models placed on display daily.
Oxfords willbe the dominant note in Womens foot-
wear and among one of the popular are these
McGregor Golf Clubs
Lee, Wright & Detson and Spaulding
Mandy. Quotations No. 1
"A miss is as.good as a mile of
Life Would Be One Grand Blowout
I wish I were a flivver,
That certainly would be fine,
I'd ramble right through life and have
A rattling good time.
(Adv. in Stafford, Kan., Courier)
"FOR SALE - A Guernsey cow,
gives good quality milk; also ropes,
pulleys, stove pipes and a refrigera-
Our Daily Novelette
Clara-"I've noticed something fun-
ny about you lately."
Clarice--"What is i?
Clara--" don't know but it wears
spats and carries a cane."
Anybody Here Seen Rover?
(From the Lakewood; Ollio, Press)
"For Sale - A large Newfoundland
dog. Eats anything. Is fond of small.
Note the beautiful arch
the long thin fore part
and the popular one
eyelet Colonial effect.
GRAHAM, formerly Sheehan & Co.j
IF you are interested in an Easter
Hat, see this veek'sI
at the illinery Parlors of
STEVENS & PERSHING,
Also black Ooze forepart with satin back
Walk - Over Boot Shop
115 S. MAIN ST.
Rapid Cleaners and Dyers. ].ladies
and Gents suits cleaned, $1 per suit.
Work delivered. Call 1995-J. 601 E.'
Tennis balls and rackets. Cushing's
Dependable, Scient ifc, Drugless
Phone 590 for appointment
Emil H Arnold
Optometrist 220 S. 'Main St
Newv Spring Styles, of
Suits and Topcoats
se are all rumors. Don't
tock in them. A Liberty
riuch better investment.
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They are both delicious and
The Marionettes of Tony Sarg per-
rm their parts as realistically as
ough there were no strings to put
tem through their paces. But the
rings are everything. Without them
; puppets would be nothing but mere
How many of the human race are
pendent upon strings! They can do
)thing without being told, they are
st unless they have someone whom
ey can obey. And as the leader pulls
s strings, so they dance and sing at
We have just returned from Rochester
after selecting and securing 200 suits
in the new waist line models.
Sometimes the one who pulls the
.rings is not the master he thinks
iself to be. Witness the late kaiser,
ho had a whole country under
trings. He is likely to hang at the
id of one himself before long. So
e puppets may sometimes come to be
There are those who believe that
e are all puppets in the hand of some
gher Destiny. We may make our
wu lives to a certain extent; but in
et end we must succumb to the will
the Great Advocate.
The very fact that we cannot under-
and life, that we do not know
hiether we are puppets - does that
t show that we really are?
That scissors' grinder who died the
her day and left a fortune of three
Illion dollars must have cut quite a
Clothing that reflects the spirit of the
Easter season in every essential qualification.
MADE AND SOLD AT
THE SUGAR BOWL
Phone 967 109 S. Main St.
DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(March 3o, 19i9)
(Central Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-8:io a.
m., and hourly to 8:o p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7 :48
a. ni., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (9x-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6 :oo a. m:, 9:05 a.
in. and every two hours to, 9':05 p. in., 10:50
p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., 12:20
a. m., t:to a. n, and to Saline, change at
Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and
11:20 p. M.
Open from 11:30, a. M. to 12:00 p. m.
914 S. State St. Ann Arboi
Courteous and satisfactory
TREATMENT todevery custom-
er, whether the account be large
The Ann Arbor Savings Bank
Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00
Northwest Cor. Main & Huron.
707 North University Ave.
322-24 S. Main St.,