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THE MICHIGAN DAILY

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914P Aur410att Baly
OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
Published every morning except Monday
wring the unversit year by the Board in
:ontrol of Student Publications.
EMBE R OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press is exclusively entitled
the use for republication of all news dis-
itches credited to it or not otherwise credited
this paper and also the local news pub-
shed herein.
Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor,
ichigan, as second class matter.
Subscriptions by carrier or mail, ,$3.5.
Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building.
Phones : Business, g6o , Editorial, 2414.
Communications not to exceed 300 words,
signed; the signature not necessarily to sp-
ar in print, but as an evidence of faith, and
>tices of events will be published in The
aily at the discretion of the Editor, if left
tor mailed to the office.
Unsigned communications will receive no
nsideration. No manuscript will be re-
ned unless the writer incloses postage.
The Daily does not necessarily endorse the
ntiments expressed in the communications.
EDITORIAL STAFF
larence Roeser..........Managing Editor
LC. L. Jackson .......... ... City Editor
arry M. Carey.. .., . .........News Editor
ruce Millar...,... .. ..Telegraph Editor
ilton Marx.............Associate Editor
homas F. McAllister.......Feature Editor
avid B. Landis........... .Sport Editor
arguerite Clark.... , .....Women's Editor
artha Guernsey...........Women's Editori
endrick Kimball.......Guillotine Editor
iarles R. Osius, Jr..........State Editor
.ark K. Ehibert......... ..Efficiency Editor
al A. Shinkman........Dramatic Editor
uth Dailey.............Exchange Editor
ISSUE EDITORS
erbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
maud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice
illiarn Clarkson E. D. Flintermann
ugh W. Hitchcock J. P. Hart
REPORTERS
arie Crozier Muriel E. Baumah
dna Apel Robert E. Swart
omas If. Adams John E. McMsnis
chard B. Marshall C. H. Murchison
ene Ellis C. S. Baxter Mary D. Lane
BUSINESS STAFF
arold Makiuson..........Business Manager
fnes L. Abele.....Asst. Business Manager
Grand A. Gaines...Asst. Business Manager
'm. M. Le1 evre. ,...Asst. Business Manager
m. A. Leitzinger.. .Asst. Business Manager
maId M. Major....Asst. Business Manager
>nnell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager

'The Guillotine

The Night Before Easter
T'was the night before Easter, the
eggs were-plain white,
So the head of the household he bell-
ered with might,
"I'll lay for the Rabbit, wherever he's
tracked,
I'll have colored hen fruit or dye in
the act!
So he ransackedtthe household from
cellar to garret,
And forth from oblivion these treas-
ures did ferret:
Ma's rouge and her lip stick, the wash
lady's bluing,
The iodine bottle not even eschewing
And with this assortment of excellent
dye,.
He tinted three dozen, a joy to the
eye.
An eyebrow pencil from sister's bou-
doir,
The egglets did stencil with pictures
galore
And when ma came home, she grew
cold as a rock,
Looked at the eggs and suffered shell
shock.
"Curfew, Thou Shalt Not Ring To-
night," was the first anti-tocsin.
Her Feelings Were Hurt
Last week Tuesday, gentle Jane
Met a passing railroad train.
"Ah, good afternoon," she said,
But the train just cut her dead.
"Girl Hiccoughs For Three Weeks
Steady."-Maybe he was worth it.
One of the things difficult to under-
stand after seeing a Turk is why a
bath was ever named after him.
Our Daily Novelette
First Stage Hand-"What was the
row out in front during thet first scene,
Bill?"
Second Stage Hand- "The under-
study nursemaid got excited and car-
ried in the heroine's baby when it
wasn't due to appear until three years
later in the fourth act."

LUNCHEON OPENS
MATH CONFERENCE
Prof. R. H. Curtiss, of the astronomy
department, who will be one of the
speakers at the mathematical con-
ference of the Schoolmasters' club to
be held at 2 o'clock Friday afternoon
in the lecture room of Tappan hall,
is specially qualified to speak on his
subject, "Navigation." He has taken
charge of the University courses in
navigation for the last two years and
gave short courses on several boats
and at Northwestern and Great Lakes.
Prof. J. W. Bradshaw will talk at
the same time on "Ballistics" which he
is teaching at present. Major Peter
Field, of the University faculty, who
has just returned from service, will al-
so talk on "The Firing of a Large
Gun."
The mathematical conference will be
opened at 12:15 o'clock today with a
luncheon at the Baptist church. Fol-
lowing this, will be the first meeting
at 2 o'clock in the lecture room of
Tappan hall.

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Gymnasium demonstration will be
held at 4 o'clock Thursday afternoon
in Barbour gymnasium. All girls
must be dressed for gymnasium work
promptly at 4 o'clock.
Tickets for the demonstration may
be procured free of charge at the of-
fice of Miss Marion Wood in Barbour
gymnasium.A
Apparatus examinations will be
given from 10 to 12 o'clock Friday
morningand from 2 to 3:30 o'clock
Friday afternoon in Barbour gym-
nasium. This is the last opportunity
for taking the examination, which
must be taken in order to complete
the work.
Sport lists posted in Barbour gym-
nasium should be signed and sched-
ules handed in immediately in order
to arrange outdoor sport classes.

LAWS -Attention

We have just received A supply of
Green Felt Bags
Price only $2.00

Ames Cases in Equity Jurisdiction, Vol. II
now on hand

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SENIOR STAFF
mark B. Covell Edward Priehs, Jr.
Robert 1,. McKean Henry Whiting II
George A. Cadwell
* JUNIOR STAFF
Curt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum
Harold P. Lindsay Duane Miller
Maynard A. Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.
R. A. Sullivan,
THURSDAY, APRIL 9, 1919.
Issue Editor-Paul A. Shinkman
SAFETY FIRST ON THE HURON
The approach of warm weather
means the more frequent use of the
Huron on sunny afternoons. And this
means in turn that more admonitions
must be given to those venturing on
the waters.
Every year at Michigan some acci-
dent occurs. Usually it is because of
carelessness on the part of those on
the river. No matter how much warn-
ing and caution is always given, it is
disregarded.
If you are in a canoe, do not take
a chance 'by venturing too near the.
dam, or by trying to do fancy "stunts
for someone else's benefit. And if the
water is high, and you are warned not
to go out, don't go. Many of the acci-
dents on the Huron have occurred be-
cause of the high water and the con-
sequently swift current.
Don't take chances. It doesn't add
to the pleasure; and may result in
castastrophe. Let safety first be your
motto.
WELCOME, SCHOOLMASTERS
The Michigan Schoolmasters' club
is again in Ann Arbor, for its'annual
meeting. The University has been the
host of the Schoolmasters for more
than half a century, and is proud of
the fact. It is but fitting that the
conventions of the association should
be held at the seat of the state's larg-
est educational institution.
Too little credit as a rule is given
members of the teaching profession,
who play 'a most important part in
the development of a nation. It is
through education that good citizens
are made. Without it, a country
would become chaotic in thought and
actions. I, is generally admitted that
Russia's downfall is due to the fact
that the :great mas of her people are
uneducated.
The Schoolmasters are meeting to
discuss various aspects of the teach-
ing profession, and to further in any
way possible the cause of education.
It is a most important work in which
they are engaged, and Michigan is
glad to offer the use of the campus
for the few brief days of their visit.
Welcome, Schoolmasters!

Keeping It Dark
A knight who on his way did tear,
Had colic. Tell me when and where?
The answer is-I trust it's right-
T'was in the middle of the night.
Heard Down in Mack's
Drummer to lady buyer-"Could I
see you apart for a few moments, Miss
Sprightly ?"
Lady buyer-"Say, what do you
think I am, a puzzle for the little
ones"
"Ann Arbor Uses 169 Gallons of
Water Per Capita Daily."-Ye Daily.
The Ancient Mariner was right when
he said, "Water, water, everywhere
and not a drop to drink."
Famous Closing Lines
"Well, I'll be switched," said little'
Willie as his mother caught him in the
jam closet. -LOUIS XVI.
Life Is Easy For
Mtichigan 's Frosh
How to keep the freshmen in their
proper state of subjugation is a
problem which has aroused almost as
much discussion and bitter argument
as the proposed league of nations and
is certainly of much longer standing.!
The Michigan man need not grumble
nor claim that he is harshly treated,
for Michigan traditions are more lax'
than those of most colleges.
Princeton has recently issued a new
set of rules that ought to prove suc-
cessful in keeping the most wayward
on the straight and narrow.
The freshmen there must trudge his
weary way without the aid of a friend
In an automobile, for no first year
man is permitted to ride. Nor can he
peddle his way through the city
streets, for that humbler mode of
transportation, the bicycle, is forbid-
den.
Even that lowest form of locomo-
tion, walking, is restricted to a great:
degree. They must surrender pos-
session of the sidewalks to members
of all other classes yet they must not
walk on the grass. And the list of
streets and places forbidden would!
tally up well with the supplement to
the students' directory if ever pub-1
lished.
"Modesty," the old violet slogan,'
has been dragged out as the symbol of
freshman; dress. The freshman pot
of our campus ought to have the lines,
of a Borsalino or Stetson compared
with the black skull cap of Princeton.
No white flannels, no mackinaws, nol
short coats, no fancy vests, and noth-
ing but black shoes.
FIRE STARTED BY FLYING
S1PARKS CAUSES $1,000 DAMAGE
Sparks from neighboring chimneys,

main Friday and Saturday to give shampoos, mani-
cures, facial massages, dress hair, and perform other
service in this line.

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(Third Floor)

Students who want work spring va-
cation inquire at once. Phone 1775.-
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DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(March 30, 1919)
(Central Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-Srao a.
m., and hourly to 8:xo p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7?:48
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (x-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. in., 9:o5 a.
m. and every two hours to 9:oS p. in., 10:50
p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., 12:20
a. in., x ::o a. mn., and to Saline, change at
Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and
11:20 p. M.
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Open from 11:20 a. M. to 12:00 p. m.
are
Phone 1620t.
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or small.
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Incorporated 1869
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to the wall all around. street, at 1 o'clock Tuesday afternoon.
The entire rear portion of the roof
was damaged and the rooms on the
fain that Ann Arbor didn't second floor suffered from water and
Ions of water a day last falling, plaster.
time. The estimated damage was about
$1,000, mostly from water. The fall-
sword is wooden."-Head- ing shingles endangered nearby build-
a wooden horse won the ings, but prompt action on the part of
the firemen kept these out of danger.

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