THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, FEBRi
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EDITORIAL STAFF
rence Roeser ...........Managing Editor
C. L. Jackson........,.......City Editor
rry M. Carey...........News Editor
ce Millar........ ...elegraph Editor
on Marx.. ..... ....Associate Editor
id B. Landis..........Sport Editor
guerite Clark..........Women's Editor
tha Guernsey............Women's Editor
rles R. Osius, Jr...........State Editor
k K. Ehlbert............ Efficiency Editor
h Dailey............Exchange Editor
ISSUE EDITORS
ar L. Rice Henry O'Brien
ph A Bernstein Renaud Sherwood
1 G. Weber E. D. Flintermann
Paul A. Shinkman
REPORTERS
ip Ringer Mary D. Lane
-garet Christie Edna Apel
e Crozier Irene Ellis
bert R. Slusser J. P. Hart
Carlton F. Wells
BUSINESS STAFF
:>d Makinson.........Business Manager
es L. Abele......Asst. Business Manager
H. Cress........ Asst. Business Manager
rand A. Gaines. , .Asst. Business Manager
M. LeFevre.. Asst. Business Manager
A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business Manager
aid M. Major.,..Asst. Business Manager
nell R. Schoffner..Asst. Business Manager
SENIOR STAFF
Mark B. Covell
JUNIOR STAFF
ge A. Cadwell R. A. Sullivan
ard Priehs, Jr. Clare W. Weir
P. Schneider Henry Whiting II
Curt P. Schneider
JRSDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1919.
ssue Editor-Paul A. Shinkman
First Methodist
Church
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Sat., Mar. i - Madge Ken-
nedy in "The Danger Game"
Sat. Mar. 8-"Quo Vadis."
Sat. Mar. w 15 - Marguerite
Clark in "Snow White."
Sat. Mar. 22-Douglas Fair-
banks in, "Say, Young Fel-
low.
Students Welcome
and balsams upon the Palatine Hill."
"Why do you die now?" breathed
Cleo as she shook a cymbal. "Can't
you wait until tea?"
"Tea? Curses. I cut my throat
on your home made pie crust this
noon. One death is enough." An-
thony had shuffled off this mortal
broil.
"Oh death, where is thysting?" an-
swered Cleopatra with the voice of a
June rose as she applied the poison-
ous aspirin to her arm.
Hot Dog Buddy
It was midnight at the Campus Luncb
When a frankfurt in a tray
Barked out gaily at ,another;
"You're a lucky dog I say."
Famous Closing Lines
"You've got a lotta crust," said the
artist' in his garret as he munched on
his mouldy bread.
LOUIS XVI
The Guillotine
The Man from the Great BeyondI
Give me the rock flung slope. Give
me the white ribbed steep.
The sleuth moon pale ,o'er the frost
bit vale where the lingering
shadows creep.
Give me the land new born. Give me
the skies that are bold,
The houseless sno in the northern
blow and the wolf in his forest
hold.
Hark ye craven crows, from your
perches above the street,
Your wings are furled in a carrion
world tho' the clean earth lies
at your feet.
What of your iron thewed sires, and
where is their God of old?
You muck and slave to the brink of
the grave for the love of the rust
called Gold.
Hark ye craven crows, opressors of
all the weak,
You swink in the light of a lamp lit
night and it is the dross you seek.
Had ye the fires of men, the earth is
an open store.
But you live to die.'neath a pallid sky
for you are afraid to soar.
Hark ye craven crows, from your bic-
kering in the street,
If you are but bold you can find true
gold in the track of the driving
sleet.
Come. Wealth in the mountain pass-
es-that is a nobler creed.
Ah-laugh and lag with hearts' of
slag, ye jackals of the breed.
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NEED CHEER-LEADER
URom en
al conference meeting to be held at
4 o'clock this afternoon in Barbour
gymnasium. The subject will be
"Women in Business."
A meeting of the board of Women's
Athletic association will be held at
7:15 o'clock tonight at the home of
Miss Marion Wood, 1215 Hill street.
Junior and freshman first and sec-
ond teams will practice basketball
at 4 o'clock this afternoon in Bar-
tcour gymnasium.
Captains of basketball teams will
meet Miss Marion .Wood at 4:30
o'clock this afternoon in her office
in Barbour gymnasium.
Girls who have not reported this
semester for required gymnasium
work must do so at once in order
to get credit for their work this sem-
estei.
WESLEYAN GUILD TO PRESENT
FREE MOVIES SATURDAY NIGHT
No admission will be charged to
the moving pictures which are to be
given Saturday night in the First M.
E. church by the Wesleyan guild.
Students and church members are in-
vited to attend.
The pictures which are to be sliown
are Madge Kennedy in "The Danger
Game," "The Peace Celebration," and
a Ford weekly, making in all seven
reels.
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Students of the
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Editor, The Michigan Daily:
With the rise of Michigan's athletics
to what they used to be in the "good
old days" it seems a, shame that the
cheer leading has been so farcical
as has been seen at the last few
basketball games. A man who has the
nerve to get up there for the job de-
serves much credit, to be sure, but
the old systema of try-outs would be
preferable in every sense of the word.
Just because a man has the nerve to
get out there does not necessarily
indicate that he is the man for the
job. Last Saturday night the cheer-
ing was more of a joke than anything
else and made a not very enviable
showing in the eyes of the visiting
team.
Last fall a freshman who was cute
was given the job, off hand. He made
good in a sense but it seems to me
that now that we are on our male feet
again, so to speak, the cheer-leading
job should be an honor, gained by
competitive trial, and possessed by
upperclassmen only. Why not have
some action on the part of the mem-
bers of the Student council? If they
chose the man who lead the cheers
last week, the remarks that were
made ought to show them their mis-
take. If not, let them get busy.
THE SIDEWALK CRITIC.
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23 Registered in Homoeopathic School
Enrollments in the Homoeopathic
medical school, which were somewhat
decreased due to the S. A. T. C., are
now back, to normal. There are 23
students registered, of which number
one is a girl.
Students read The Daily.-Adv.
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THE CAMPAIGN FOR ANN ARBBOR
Probably the most important aspect
of the campaign just launched by the
Chamber of Commerce to make more
definite plans for the future of the
city of Ann Arbor is the 'fact that one
step further has been taken toward
the closer relationship between the
University and the city.
There have been many misunder-
standings between the two in the
past, and not infrequently have hard
feelings developed. This is not as it
should be. Michigan is important to
Ann Arbor, and Ann Arbor is import-
ant to Michigan. Each needs the oth-
er .for its own development and better-,
ment.
The campaign has for its purpose
the building of a solid foundation for
the future affairs of the city, and the
University heartily favors the plan.
It will do all in its power to co-oper-
ate with the city, and expects the city
to reciprocate when it has the oppor-
tunity.
THE END OF A PERFECT DAY
Did you ever wake up on one of
these fine mornings and feel that you
just about owned the world? You
jump out of bed as full of energy as a
dynamo, and you are ready to do a
week's work before dinner.
Youasally f rth'to your eight o'clock
with a swing to your stride and the
joy of living in your step. You take
that empty seat next to that fellow
Jones. Nice fellow, Jones. You have
always wanted to know him better.
So now you greet him with a nod
and a smile, and you feel so satisfied
with yourself that you could sing
aloud.
In a moment or two you notice an
illusive fragrance, a tingling pung-
ency, an odious odor, a familiar-ah,
Juicy Fruit! And not only is there
this trespass on your olfactory sense,
but you become suddenly aware that
although Jones is speechless, yet he
is not silent. *
You can not escape. You can not
defend yourself. There is only one
consolation, and that is that your de-
sire to know Jones better has bee
realized and satisfied. And you leave
the classroom with most of the joy
oozing out of your system, and a
cynical thought taking its place.
There are two kinds of people-
those who chew gum and those who
don't.
General Treat denies that his sold-
iers are drinking to excess in Italy.
The general evidently is not living up
to his name.
Beans go up 25 cents.-headline.
But we thought the army was de-
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Give me the grinding floe. Give m
the men of brawn.
The clouds that race o'er the edge of
space in the teeth of a haggard
dawn.
Give me the lone wolf trail. Give me
the ice dammed creek.
The gold, I love is the stars above
and the moon on the mountain
peak.,
The only difference in the above
philosophy and that of the eminent
Dr. Tom is that his is written usually
in the Baltimore Lunch'instead of the
Daily office.
The Senior Engineer asked us to-
day if Kelly Pool and Hot Springs
were the same place.
Our Own Little Quiz Section
Name 11 of Shakespeare's plays.
Ans.-"Ten Nights in a Bar Room,"
and the "Merchant of Venice."
Did Sherman really say war is hell?
Ans.-Yes, he swore to it.
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What am I
lady bars me
Ans.-Read
Lock."
I have an
water. How
this?
going to do if the land-
out after 10:30?
Pope's. "Rape of the
unnatural craving for
am I going to remedy
M---MMNNNMNNN
Ans.-Smoke Camels.
How can I learn to make an ome-
lette?
Ans.-Watch Martha Cook.
Who is Billy Sunday?
Ans.-Same person he was Satur-
day night.
Do you think all this is funny?
Ans.-Neither do we. Class is dis-
missed.
Ye Chaperone In Bad
"I must say, this khaki camping
skirt is a loose fit."
"Why, auntie, that's the boys' tent
you have on.
Our Daily 'Novelette
leo, fair sorceress of the Nile, was
languaishing upon the embroidered
Phoenician doormat and cooing sweet
nothings into the pink shelled ear of
Billinkins, the pet asp. Fanny, the
dancing girl, was being boiled in oil
in the next room and the personal
body guard of 46 scarabae wrinkled
their beetling brows as they each
puffed upon an Egyptian Diety.
"I am dying, Egypt, dying," it was
Anthony who spoke. "Woe worth the
chase, woe worth the' day when I left
my freckled Octavia who now pines
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