THE MICHIGAN DAILY PA
We With
You, S. A. T. C.
No longer does the former member
of the "Fighting S. A. T. C." rise be-
fore daylight, pull on his O. D.'s in-
side out, upside down or ani way in
which they happened to be wh'en he
rolled, out to the call of "All out."
No longer does he sprint down the
front steps four at a time in an ef-
fort to keep clear of next day's K. P.
Nor does an over important sergeant
bawl out "Attention" and "Get your
hands out of your pockets" when the
thermometer registers eleventeen be-
low. Nor does he march to the tune
A1he new
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of "Squads right, 1, 2, 3, 4 left, left,"
up the frozen. road to the Union mess
hall, there to find that some one had
hooked his corn flakes. Then the cof-
fee container was empty when it got
to him and the milk was too well
guarded to be carried off, so there was
nothing left to do but take a drink of
water and pass out.
Today this same individual jumps
out of his double decker well equip-
ped with woolly blankets and downy
pillows to strangle his Big Ben which
is throwing a fit on the dresser. But
now the sun is up and the 'old vet
has had 'steen hours' sleep (the teen
to make up for what he lost last fall)
unless he bought two tickets at the
Maj the night before, but then that
isn't working like in the days of yore.
01 'timer now dresses leisurely with.
nothing to trouble him but the ques-
tion of whether he will have wheat
cakes or toasted rolls at Elmer's. Oh
Boy, it's the life.
Thieves Take Bicycle Tuesday Night
Thieves stole a bicycle belonging
to the manager of the Arcade Tuesday
night. It was taken from in front of
the theater just after the close of the
last show.
"SAY IT WITH FLOWERS"
COUSINS & HALL
Members Florists Telegraph Delivery
A Pied Galley
You remember how warm and
springlike Saturday and Sunday were
-Mayesque is the word, if you like it,
and then Monday and Tuesday clip-
ped right out of November and then
yesterday-October's own. Keep the
warm woolly ones on, old timer, that
decrepit victim of the press agents,
the god of the weather, is only kid-
ding you.
Open Season for Alexanders
There were the Insignificant Drag-
geltails who held their
Positions by the Exigencies of War
Then there were theGods oof the
Campus
To whom the world belonged be-
fore
A Mean Scrap dragged them
Off the Stamping Grounds.
And now those Big Men of the Past
Are coming back.
And a Question arises.
(But the history of the case first)
Before they Went Away,. ,
By Inheritance or Politics or pure
Bluff
Or perhaps some other Gift
The B. M. ran the Place
And Reigned Supreme.
But the I. D.'s
Held the Old School together
And, this is a Big Secret,
But some of them even displayed
Ability.
Now they Might have come to the
fore
Without a War
And( again, they might Not have--
And the Question is
"To whom' does the World belong
This Season
Anyway?"
"BACK TO SCHOOL"
MOVEMENT BEGINS
In an effort to unite school author-
ities, church, club, business men and
employers of labor generally through-j
out the state in the, big "Back to
School" drive sponsored by the feder-
al children's bureau and fostered by
the Woman's committee, council of
national defense, Mrs. Ina J. N. Per-
kins, secretary of the child welfare
department of the Michigan woman's
defense committee welfare department
has inaugurated a comprehensive cam-
paign throughout the, state.
It is proposed to conduct a canvas
in every school district to determine
what children have failed to return to
school and to secure definite inform-
ation why they are not in school.
The co-operation of school superin-
tendents and those in authority in cit-
ies and villages is to be secured in an
effort to put more chil~'en in the
schools.
ADELPHI MEMBERS PREPARING
FOR ORATORICAL COMPETITIOIN
At a meeting of the Adelphi House
of Representatives, held Tuesday eve.
ning in their rooms in University hall1
it was announcedthat the copies of
the orations for use in the Northern
Oratorical league contests must be in
the hands of Mr. R. K. Immel of the
oratorical department by Feb. 15. In
former years, there have been from
three to five representatives of the or-
ganiaztion taking part in the con-
tests.
The program for the evening con-
sisted of a series of declamations by
representatives Hersher, Lustfield,
Goldstein, Rothman, Marks, Gottlieb,
Morris, and Lamport, all of '22. Kel-
sey Guilfoil acted as judge and critic
of the work.
Newly elected members to the organ-
ization are: F. B. Darden, '22; B.
Zeiger, 22; and O. W. Rush, '22.
A special and very interesting dis-
cussion will be on the program for
next week.
INLANDER DECLARED GOOD; I
TIMES-NEWS COPIES ARTICLE
"Michigan Tradition," the article in
the January Inlander by Herbert'
Slusser, '20, was probably the most
popular of any in this issue. It ex-
plains the question clearly and offers
some valuable constructive criticism.
The memorial of Colonel Roosevelt by
Burton Garlinghouse, '20, was so good
that the Times-News has asked per-
mission to reprint it. Among the stor-
ies "The Quarantine Pass," by Vic-
tor, Legg, ex-'19, was probably the
most generally liked. Although the
theme is a gruesome one, it is worked
out with a sort of repression which
makes it an unusually fine story.
Always-Daily service-Al ways,
hOOVER URGES GENEROUS A]
FOR NEAR EAST RELIEF W(
That the people of the United Si
should give generously to the fun
the American committee for relil
the near east was the sentiment
pressed in a cablegram received
from Herbert Hoover.
"Although the bulk of relief v
to be done will be financed by
countries affected, nevertheless
tress and suffering exist in many a
where payment for relief supplies
not be made. -These charity c
will still urgently need private
nevolence.
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Dear Pied Galley:
I was out to Waterman Jim, this
afternoon. After fooling around a
while I went over to where there was
a lot of stairs running up, and I
went up with them. There was a feller
upstairs who looked like he was the
boss, and I asked another young fel-
ler who he was, and found out that
I was right, and his name was Faro--
I mean Farrell.
Well, I goes over to see him and I
says, "I'm from the Taily, be you Mr.
Farrell" And he laughed and said,
"Ya," so I asks him "What kind of
chances have we for the champion-
ship?" And he says "As good as any,
but I don't know what the others are
like,. or if they have a team at all."
I thought that was pretty good,
don't you?
Resp'y Yrs.,
M. T. HEAD.
The Ultimate slacker has been found
and I am the discoverer. The guilty
man is the barber who barbered me
recently. He was too lazy to sharp-
en his razor properly, so he smooth-
ed my hide with flattery. He was to
lazy to cut my hair properly, so, when
he thought I wasn't looking, he slip-
ped the hairbrush under the, running
water spout and slicked down the
rough spots with the wet brush. Con-
demn him. -D. T.
Well, D. T. did you expect a currey
comb?
Hal '21
He watched the three first year men
swinging down State street. No de-
tail of their attire, or mannerisms es-
caped him-leather coats, toques,
horn-rimmed glasses, too visible en-
thusiasm, pipes. . n . His upper lip
curled with a species -of sweet synic-
ism, and he murmured, "You know I
don't critize them the way some peo-
ple do; I can see their little jokes "-
.and his eye lighted with a reminiscent
gleam, "Why I can remember back in
'17-even I .. .
He pulled down his maroon and
white toque, knocked out his long thin
pipe and strolled away.
The great are always tolerant.
Service Men Can Still Use Y's Pool
Former S. A. T. C. and naval unit
men may continue to use the city Y.
M. C .A. swimming pool and for a
period of three months at the same
price that was charged while the men
were in active service. Men who were
in the service are also allowed the
privileges of the Y's other equipment
free of charge.
Ships to Be Named After Mich. Cities
Detroit, Jan. 15.- Michigan is the
first state in the seventh federal re-
serve district of the liberty loan organ-
ization to announce cities entitled to
give names to two American ships as
a reward for having the hihest percent-
age of subscribers to the fourth liberty
loan.
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