THE MICHIGAN DAILY PA We With You, S. A. T. C. No longer does the former member of the "Fighting S. A. T. C." rise be- fore daylight, pull on his O. D.'s in- side out, upside down or ani way in which they happened to be wh'en he rolled, out to the call of "All out." No longer does he sprint down the front steps four at a time in an ef- fort to keep clear of next day's K. P. Nor does an over important sergeant bawl out "Attention" and "Get your hands out of your pockets" when the thermometer registers eleventeen be- low. Nor does he march to the tune A1he new AR1ROW FORM-FIT COLLAR 25 CENTS EACH CLUETT.PEASMDYCo.t /f/c 4o Spalding Ice Skates For Every Member of the Family Toboggans, Skis. Snowshoes, Hockey Supplies, Etc. Catiaogne on request. A. G. SPALDING & BROS.' 211-217 So. State St. Chicago, Ill. of "Squads right, 1, 2, 3, 4 left, left," up the frozen. road to the Union mess hall, there to find that some one had hooked his corn flakes. Then the cof- fee container was empty when it got to him and the milk was too well guarded to be carried off, so there was nothing left to do but take a drink of water and pass out. Today this same individual jumps out of his double decker well equip- ped with woolly blankets and downy pillows to strangle his Big Ben which is throwing a fit on the dresser. But now the sun is up and the 'old vet has had 'steen hours' sleep (the teen to make up for what he lost last fall) unless he bought two tickets at the Maj the night before, but then that isn't working like in the days of yore. 01 'timer now dresses leisurely with. nothing to trouble him but the ques- tion of whether he will have wheat cakes or toasted rolls at Elmer's. Oh Boy, it's the life. Thieves Take Bicycle Tuesday Night Thieves stole a bicycle belonging to the manager of the Arcade Tuesday night. It was taken from in front of the theater just after the close of the last show. "SAY IT WITH FLOWERS" COUSINS & HALL Members Florists Telegraph Delivery A Pied Galley You remember how warm and springlike Saturday and Sunday were -Mayesque is the word, if you like it, and then Monday and Tuesday clip- ped right out of November and then yesterday-October's own. Keep the warm woolly ones on, old timer, that decrepit victim of the press agents, the god of the weather, is only kid- ding you. Open Season for Alexanders There were the Insignificant Drag- geltails who held their Positions by the Exigencies of War Then there were theGods oof the Campus To whom the world belonged be- fore A Mean Scrap dragged them Off the Stamping Grounds. And now those Big Men of the Past Are coming back. And a Question arises. (But the history of the case first) Before they Went Away,. , By Inheritance or Politics or pure Bluff Or perhaps some other Gift The B. M. ran the Place And Reigned Supreme. But the I. D.'s Held the Old School together And, this is a Big Secret, But some of them even displayed Ability. Now they Might have come to the fore Without a War And( again, they might Not have-- And the Question is "To whom' does the World belong This Season Anyway?" "BACK TO SCHOOL" MOVEMENT BEGINS In an effort to unite school author- ities, church, club, business men and employers of labor generally through-j out the state in the, big "Back to School" drive sponsored by the feder- al children's bureau and fostered by the Woman's committee, council of national defense, Mrs. Ina J. N. Per- kins, secretary of the child welfare department of the Michigan woman's defense committee welfare department has inaugurated a comprehensive cam- paign throughout the, state. It is proposed to conduct a canvas in every school district to determine what children have failed to return to school and to secure definite inform- ation why they are not in school. The co-operation of school superin- tendents and those in authority in cit- ies and villages is to be secured in an effort to put more chil~'en in the schools. ADELPHI MEMBERS PREPARING FOR ORATORICAL COMPETITIOIN At a meeting of the Adelphi House of Representatives, held Tuesday eve. ning in their rooms in University hall1 it was announcedthat the copies of the orations for use in the Northern Oratorical league contests must be in the hands of Mr. R. K. Immel of the oratorical department by Feb. 15. In former years, there have been from three to five representatives of the or- ganiaztion taking part in the con- tests. The program for the evening con- sisted of a series of declamations by representatives Hersher, Lustfield, Goldstein, Rothman, Marks, Gottlieb, Morris, and Lamport, all of '22. Kel- sey Guilfoil acted as judge and critic of the work. Newly elected members to the organ- ization are: F. B. Darden, '22; B. Zeiger, 22; and O. W. Rush, '22. A special and very interesting dis- cussion will be on the program for next week. INLANDER DECLARED GOOD; I TIMES-NEWS COPIES ARTICLE "Michigan Tradition," the article in the January Inlander by Herbert' Slusser, '20, was probably the most popular of any in this issue. It ex- plains the question clearly and offers some valuable constructive criticism. The memorial of Colonel Roosevelt by Burton Garlinghouse, '20, was so good that the Times-News has asked per- mission to reprint it. Among the stor- ies "The Quarantine Pass," by Vic- tor, Legg, ex-'19, was probably the most generally liked. Although the theme is a gruesome one, it is worked out with a sort of repression which makes it an unusually fine story. Always-Daily service-Al ways, hOOVER URGES GENEROUS A] FOR NEAR EAST RELIEF W( That the people of the United Si should give generously to the fun the American committee for relil the near east was the sentiment pressed in a cablegram received from Herbert Hoover. "Although the bulk of relief v to be done will be financed by countries affected, nevertheless tress and suffering exist in many a where payment for relief supplies not be made. -These charity c will still urgently need private nevolence. Use the Daily to reach the stud Four thousand students read it e morning.-Adv. I'f .1 Students of the University of Michigan are cordially invite inspect our new line of FALL SUITS and TIOP COATS I I Newest materials, newest models, newest colorings, lowest prices aIPA Wishing You a , HAPPY NEW YEAR Some people can afford to be fending; they make such a high of apology. af- art and reminding you tha when you want you must head tolvard Thotographic4 LYNDON'S 719 N. Universit a U IfA UAa wae el~Am F . A DRESS FOOTWEAR FOR WOMEN The Girls are Preparing They want to look their best "over here" to entertain the boys from "over there." Parties, entertainments and personal calls demand the Daintiest Slippers to make their appearance com- pletely satisfying. Silver and Gold Cloth -French Kid and Pat- ent Pumps - Oxfords or Two-eyelet South- ern Ties. Light, Dain- ty, Dressy Models, all sizes. Walk-Over Boot Shop 115 S. MAIN ST. Dear Pied Galley: I was out to Waterman Jim, this afternoon. After fooling around a while I went over to where there was a lot of stairs running up, and I went up with them. There was a feller upstairs who looked like he was the boss, and I asked another young fel- ler who he was, and found out that I was right, and his name was Faro-- I mean Farrell. Well, I goes over to see him and I says, "I'm from the Taily, be you Mr. Farrell" And he laughed and said, "Ya," so I asks him "What kind of chances have we for the champion- ship?" And he says "As good as any, but I don't know what the others are like,. or if they have a team at all." I thought that was pretty good, don't you? Resp'y Yrs., M. T. HEAD. The Ultimate slacker has been found and I am the discoverer. The guilty man is the barber who barbered me recently. He was too lazy to sharp- en his razor properly, so he smooth- ed my hide with flattery. He was to lazy to cut my hair properly, so, when he thought I wasn't looking, he slip- ped the hairbrush under the, running water spout and slicked down the rough spots with the wet brush. Con- demn him. -D. T. Well, D. T. did you expect a currey comb? Hal '21 He watched the three first year men swinging down State street. No de- tail of their attire, or mannerisms es- caped him-leather coats, toques, horn-rimmed glasses, too visible en- thusiasm, pipes. . n . His upper lip curled with a species -of sweet synic- ism, and he murmured, "You know I don't critize them the way some peo- ple do; I can see their little jokes "- .and his eye lighted with a reminiscent gleam, "Why I can remember back in '17-even I .. . He pulled down his maroon and white toque, knocked out his long thin pipe and strolled away. The great are always tolerant. Service Men Can Still Use Y's Pool Former S. A. T. C. and naval unit men may continue to use the city Y. M. C .A. swimming pool and for a period of three months at the same price that was charged while the men were in active service. Men who were in the service are also allowed the privileges of the Y's other equipment free of charge. Ships to Be Named After Mich. Cities Detroit, Jan. 15.- Michigan is the first state in the seventh federal re- serve district of the liberty loan organ- ization to announce cities entitled to give names to two American ships as a reward for having the hihest percent- age of subscribers to the fourth liberty loan. Use the Daily to reach the students. Four thousand students read it every Kodaks Films, Finishing M White Swan Laundry Enlargements for for Quality Service 1 LAUNDRY COMPANY Our methods and machinery are up to date in every detail. The results-better work and long- er life to your fabrics. rte. We Cater Especially to Student Trade MENDING FREE PHONE 165 1-4 OFF_ 1-4 OFF On All SUITS and OVERCOATS U All New 1918 Goods Another Shipment of Sheep Lined Coats -m UsIc--- PIANOS, VICTROLAS AND RECORDS, MARTIN GUITARS, MANDOLINS AND UKULELES AND ALL MUSICAL SUPPLIES AT Schaeberle Son's Music House 110 S. MAIN STREET PHONE 254-Fl - I I- Leave Cop at ~ Quarry's and 1bs Boa CASS Efl Leave Copy at Students' Supply Store 1 i FITFORM The fellow who looks a long way ahead is going to be specially interested in our new FITFORM overcoats. Easily the best looking, best fitting I on the market. L You'll see, on looking them over, that they are better made than most clothes, too. FOR RENT FOR RENT-A desirable room in A. A. Press building, suitable for so- ciety, club or office. Steam heated and janitor servie furnished. Will rent at reasonable price. Box C. FOR RENT - Front steam heated rooms on State St. E. E. Calkins. FOUND FOUND - Fountain pen in Library. LOST LoST-Dec. 21, Psi Upsilon fratern- ity pin. Name on back. F. L. Wor-, cestcr. Call 63. LOST-A plai of light tortoise shell rimmed glasses in black case. Phone 2325. WANTEDt WANTED- Singers: contralto, bari- tone, 4enor, for church quartet. Ap- ply to Mrs. Grace Konold at the TTniversity Rhool of Music on Tues-l It's a case of FITFORM. money's worth when you bu' TOM CORBET 116 E LIBERTY ST.