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WHITNEY
THEATRE
FRIDAY
JAN. 24
IMiss arrymore"
positibel y sparkles;
a delight; the Carton comedy
the Frohman Comyany superb."
CHARLES FROHMAN Presents
A Pied Galley "EAT" TRADE FLUCTUATES
SINCE PASSING OF S. A. T. C.
When he "comes back" be sure to Trade has increased greatly in most
greet him with one of these dandy of the regular boarding houses since
original expressions. the S. A. T. C. was disbanded, but has
"Discharged?" or "Home for good?" fallen o4 generally in the quick lunch
(This will lay him cold with speech- places, according to several proprie-
lessness.) tors. Probably the reopening of the
"Got your commission, did you?" fraternity houses will cause another
(To be shouted while you lamp his drop, but it will not be as large as
shoulder insignia; this keeps his that due to the S. A. T. C.
brain leaping on all fours.) Some of the large boarding houses
"Let's see, how long- have you been were already full to the limit before
in?" (Do not ask him this until you the S. A. T. C. was demobilized, and
have counted his service chevrons so could take no new patrons in any
twice; prevarications on this subject case, but they have had a great many
are numerous.) recent applications. One of the rest-
"Well, how do you like the army?" aurants reports that their trade has
(He can have but two comebacks to increased from one-third to one-half.
this catch question. After he has used The proprietor fears, lbwever, that it
them interchangeably fifty times - will fall again when all the fratern-
well that doesn't make such a ities are occupied.
lot of difference anyway.) "'Although there are a few men who
"My, you're looking fine!" or "Fat- have not yet settled down to one
ter, aren't you?" (The latter is pre- place, more are going to regular
ferred if the victim is over 20Q boarding houses than to quick lunch
pounds net.) places. This accounts for the large
decreases in those establishments,
Why Bother to Tell UsI which amount to from $25 to $40
This is a new word. Me and Kip- a day.
Not at all when you can have your clothes cleaned in the
Hard
new way.
BETHELE
BAR RYMO!RE
In the' most emphatic comedy success of her career
Luck
The Off Chance
Our process is entirely our own; we are the exclusive
ENERGINE CLEANERS in the city.
LADIES! Bring in your kid gloves Monday and Tues-
day and have them cleaned absolutely without charge to dem-
onstrate our superior process. All we ask is that you call for
them any time Saturday or the first of the next week.
-3y R. C. Carton.
Author of "Lord and Lady Algy," "Wheels lvithin.
Wheels," etc.
Seats should be engaged now by mail. Enclose
self-addressed stamped envelope. War tax ten
per cent. Orders filled in order received.
Window Shades
Let us figure on your new shades. We can supply your wants.
Small orders receive same attention as large orders.
Pidure. Framing
We jiys added this department 60 our Paint and Wall Paper busi-
4eqs bpd bve rust reecived a new line of mouldings and this depart-
m t of vp-to-fat in ev pTrespect.
Brighten-Up Finish
We carry a complete line of finishes for student rooms. Small
cans of gold and silver paints, stains, varnishes, and enamels, etc.
PAPERING, DECORATING and TINTING
Let us figure on doing your work or let us sell you the materials.
L. E. Wenzel
207 E. LIBERTY ST.
PHONE 84
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Or TIONS LUNCH 4 SOA
Chicken Sandwiches 6o
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3 Coffee 30
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ling are great on that. It is "superci-
lianism." The beauty of it is that
there is no efficient need for it. "Su-
perciliousness" would fill the bill
from any practical point of view but
"supercilianism" is better anyway. We
who are not efficient know that. It
is smoother ,for one thing.
But as I was starting to say, su-
percilianism is the height of wisdom;
not aggressive supercilianism, that
goes to all the trouble of looking
down on people and things, but the
pointless, ineffective type of supercil-
ianism that refuses to be bothered
even to the extent of being patroniz-
ing. No real supercilianist would
ever bother tb point out the futility
of practicality. Let us all, my breth-
ren, be supercilianists. D. T.
Chatter of the Side-Lines frltiea
"That man's a ringer, in't he?"
"Yeah he's a profe ssioal-over in
the medic scbaoql."
Not Tempermept; It's Temperature
Just a thought on 'the aesthetic
sensibilities of man and woman.The
upper boulevard, especially in the
dusk, is as beautiful now as it ever
was in May or June or soft Septem-
ber. The sky and the skyline, the'
stars, and the white moonbeams are
all that the soul most under the spell
of chaste beauty could ask. And yet-
there are few who go there to revel
in the rare joys of shadows and forms.
The reason is the weather is a bit too
nippy to make slow strolls and hand
claspings agreeable. Recite that to
Professor Wenley when he calls for
original observations on Plata.
T. D.
Overheard at the Mixer
"Meet Miss Ruth St. Denis."
"I'll say she does."
"Yes, I went to Harva for. 4
months, but I find l e pegle he
very kind."
"Wuff=.: .
"Who's that gir over there-the
one with the dlne plaits around the
nectlg-inda a cross eyed one that's
such a terrible dancer?"
"That's Helen; she's one my sorori-
ty sisters-."
"Oh, I'd like a dance with her."
"Back to the mines; there'll be no
strike today."
"I fear my beauty is leading yg
"Would you go into Toldg tonight
if you was me?"
"O, I don't care whether jou re-
member me or nt."
"I gotta go home; I lost my pro-
"I'm getting tired of seeing that
girl; she's been at every mixer that
I have in the last seven years,"
"Here, hold my Ice cream cone;
I've got this one." B. B
GLEE CLUB WANTS
MORE MEN TRYOUTS
The University Glee club is look-
ing for more men, especially first
and second tenors. "A great many
men hesitate about trying out," said
Mr. Theodore Harrison, director of
the club. "They are afraid that they
have no chance and so they make no ef-
fort, while in all probability they have
as good an opportunity as the next
man. We want a club of 60 men this
year and there is no reason why we
should not have it now that we are
settling back to normal and the men
do not have so many demands upon
their time. A great many good voices
have been found so far but there is
room for a great many more."
There are to be tryouts the first of
next week and the men are urged to
watch for announcements of the
time.
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THE ANNARBOR RESS
THE ANN ARBOR PRESS will issue its well-known
CALENDAR again this year, notwithstanding the fact that
most wall calendars have been withdrawn during the war
period. THE PRESS Cajendar never appears before
about the 15th of January, as it is impossible to get the im-
portant information, that is a feature of the publication,
before that time.
The many friends of THE PRESS who in past years have
appreciated the information and had a good laugh at the
short, sharp mottoes, will all receive their copy in about a
week.
The usual limited edition of 500 copies is being printed,
and the calendar is not meant for general distribution.
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