THE MICHIGAN DAILY PAGE Use the Daily to reach the students. Those who advertise in The Mich- Four thousand students read it every igan Daily cater to ALL Michigan morning.-Adv. students.-Adv. y WHITNEY THEATRE FRIDAY JAN. 24 IMiss arrymore" positibel y sparkles; a delight; the Carton comedy the Frohman Comyany superb." CHARLES FROHMAN Presents A Pied Galley "EAT" TRADE FLUCTUATES SINCE PASSING OF S. A. T. C. When he "comes back" be sure to Trade has increased greatly in most greet him with one of these dandy of the regular boarding houses since original expressions. the S. A. T. C. was disbanded, but has "Discharged?" or "Home for good?" fallen o4 generally in the quick lunch (This will lay him cold with speech- places, according to several proprie- lessness.) tors. Probably the reopening of the "Got your commission, did you?" fraternity houses will cause another (To be shouted while you lamp his drop, but it will not be as large as shoulder insignia; this keeps his that due to the S. A. T. C. brain leaping on all fours.) Some of the large boarding houses "Let's see, how long- have you been were already full to the limit before in?" (Do not ask him this until you the S. A. T. C. was demobilized, and have counted his service chevrons so could take no new patrons in any twice; prevarications on this subject case, but they have had a great many are numerous.) recent applications. One of the rest- "Well, how do you like the army?" aurants reports that their trade has (He can have but two comebacks to increased from one-third to one-half. this catch question. After he has used The proprietor fears, lbwever, that it them interchangeably fifty times - will fall again when all the fratern- well that doesn't make such a ities are occupied. lot of difference anyway.) "'Although there are a few men who "My, you're looking fine!" or "Fat- have not yet settled down to one ter, aren't you?" (The latter is pre- place, more are going to regular ferred if the victim is over 20Q boarding houses than to quick lunch pounds net.) places. This accounts for the large decreases in those establishments, Why Bother to Tell UsI which amount to from $25 to $40 This is a new word. Me and Kip- a day. Not at all when you can have your clothes cleaned in the Hard new way. BETHELE BAR RYMO!RE In the' most emphatic comedy success of her career Luck The Off Chance Our process is entirely our own; we are the exclusive ENERGINE CLEANERS in the city. LADIES! Bring in your kid gloves Monday and Tues- day and have them cleaned absolutely without charge to dem- onstrate our superior process. All we ask is that you call for them any time Saturday or the first of the next week. -3y R. C. Carton. Author of "Lord and Lady Algy," "Wheels lvithin. Wheels," etc. Seats should be engaged now by mail. Enclose self-addressed stamped envelope. War tax ten per cent. Orders filled in order received. Window Shades Let us figure on your new shades. We can supply your wants. Small orders receive same attention as large orders. Pidure. Framing We jiys added this department 60 our Paint and Wall Paper busi- 4eqs bpd bve rust reecived a new line of mouldings and this depart- m t of vp-to-fat in ev pTrespect. Brighten-Up Finish We carry a complete line of finishes for student rooms. Small cans of gold and silver paints, stains, varnishes, and enamels, etc. PAPERING, DECORATING and TINTING Let us figure on doing your work or let us sell you the materials. L. E. Wenzel 207 E. LIBERTY ST. PHONE 84 -~ .. e S LA N j'O . NO. GUESTS WAITER SENSE PLEASE WRITE YOUR ORDER Or TIONS LUNCH 4 SOA Chicken Sandwiches 6o 2 Fruit Salads 5 3 Coffee 30 Orange Pekoe Tea .1 1 50 Pie a la mode 45 1s 95 PLEASE PAY CASHIER ling are great on that. It is "superci- lianism." The beauty of it is that there is no efficient need for it. "Su- perciliousness" would fill the bill from any practical point of view but "supercilianism" is better anyway. We who are not efficient know that. It is smoother ,for one thing. But as I was starting to say, su- percilianism is the height of wisdom; not aggressive supercilianism, that goes to all the trouble of looking down on people and things, but the pointless, ineffective type of supercil- ianism that refuses to be bothered even to the extent of being patroniz- ing. No real supercilianist would ever bother tb point out the futility of practicality. Let us all, my breth- ren, be supercilianists. D. T. Chatter of the Side-Lines frltiea "That man's a ringer, in't he?" "Yeah he's a profe ssioal-over in the medic scbaoql." Not Tempermept; It's Temperature Just a thought on 'the aesthetic sensibilities of man and woman.The upper boulevard, especially in the dusk, is as beautiful now as it ever was in May or June or soft Septem- ber. The sky and the skyline, the' stars, and the white moonbeams are all that the soul most under the spell of chaste beauty could ask. And yet- there are few who go there to revel in the rare joys of shadows and forms. The reason is the weather is a bit too nippy to make slow strolls and hand claspings agreeable. Recite that to Professor Wenley when he calls for original observations on Plata. T. D. Overheard at the Mixer "Meet Miss Ruth St. Denis." "I'll say she does." "Yes, I went to Harva for. 4 months, but I find l e pegle he very kind." "Wuff=.: . "Who's that gir over there-the one with the dlne plaits around the nectlg-inda a cross eyed one that's such a terrible dancer?" "That's Helen; she's one my sorori- ty sisters-." "Oh, I'd like a dance with her." "Back to the mines; there'll be no strike today." "I fear my beauty is leading yg "Would you go into Toldg tonight if you was me?" "O, I don't care whether jou re- member me or nt." "I gotta go home; I lost my pro- "I'm getting tired of seeing that girl; she's been at every mixer that I have in the last seven years," "Here, hold my Ice cream cone; I've got this one." B. B GLEE CLUB WANTS MORE MEN TRYOUTS The University Glee club is look- ing for more men, especially first and second tenors. "A great many men hesitate about trying out," said Mr. Theodore Harrison, director of the club. "They are afraid that they have no chance and so they make no ef- fort, while in all probability they have as good an opportunity as the next man. We want a club of 60 men this year and there is no reason why we should not have it now that we are settling back to normal and the men do not have so many demands upon their time. A great many good voices have been found so far but there is room for a great many more." There are to be tryouts the first of next week and the men are urged to watch for announcements of the time. The Daily at your door every morn- ;,,. @9 ...A v+ti .. AAA MARCEL AND WATER ___ I WAVING "Me itme of e9n CLEANING, PRESSING, REPAIRING Mrs. T, 1. Stoddard HAIR SHOP RAIN WATER SHAMPOOS Marinello and E. Burnham's COSMETICS PHONE 2508 209 SOUTH 4TH AVE. Phone 2652 707 N. University _._. I- I r NEW SKATING HOSE at The LYNDON SHOP AN company_ The Daily at your door every morn- ing, $2.50 until June.-Adv. ol . THE ANNARBOR RESS THE ANN ARBOR PRESS will issue its well-known CALENDAR again this year, notwithstanding the fact that most wall calendars have been withdrawn during the war period. 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