)TUE M[IHI&AN{ PAIJY.
* odrus books of our~ workaday life the morning. No charge wifl be ande La" a4 th fina 0 'lc u
BB lCHIG N D IL hve bee est aslde-.ir pawned. LOATHSOM OGRE RESTLESSLY to students. The operation is not cr-dyatron
But Vhy reasOn? )You are obstinate- BlIDES UNMASKING OF HOIPPERS pulsory, but all students a~re et aHp osusiueUinmn
nitlnwppratteUiest 4fMih fy e ine-"Lt's playi" take advantage of th~is op porunity,
Pub h a n xceptMonda dur-Oiw Sacre4 £aws. Aw, hunk. Wouldn't it bolt your poor devils who sat bomne and read UIYEIRSITY 2N0TIOE. a no a9,a JyHp'wl
nerd a stogee Ah Ab Mih Cnriously enough we are flot Per- 'esthetic sensibllittes to listen to that Pilgrjms Progress last night mu>st a1so -pnee yteUnotti vnn
9 ~~~~~~tr UaresU'rtin~1 wetu abouit tbat line of sob stuff your roomy, or else suffer, for. Tom, Dick and HIarry are WiUlia L. Day, 'OOI, U. S. Distriet an aczg ilcotnefo :
Ofics: econ florAnn rbo Pres eild ha eo nt~l featur s pr ot te your fdeuds get oE about Her? TWO after us with that wheedling; "Aw Judge for the iorthern distict of Ohio, to 1 Ooaok ikt a e
Of~e R a:5d r-to p;rni yto ro id ou eascicopoment l afghts ago they were V'll-take-two-yo nr hwtiod e----. l pe n"porutesnte rda t Uontd.
B M c ardsing, o shoot-ahalfing, wit, nar~ryoujn~~bwi s l e-o~w ilsekoi'Qprulisj h i
* Sys'e iton~i'ee: Besarr-r $.saaby ail Sp Usfiay, e~ hi~t~ae mndc a thought of what they now rhapso- The Guyner was a bit late, but (busi
WantAd tegons Nes Budin;. uary'sdise as a "Visiou," a--but whats the ness of patting you on the back) "I'll
Pharmey Uivermacy Davs ar not of .in' creation, There ar'e use. One week more and they'll all make It right with you."' Then~ you're T ATR
ohns elan oe6 ae be haned trdoyns f, timeb be tretting badk to th~e Cumma Genn broke! PANilTO A
~wheeete ezoryof>~a ?uneh touse. Then some ordinarfjy sensible ,Not that we take our chevk to~v en1add4 n'rmtm 1 A E T f A #-
n t the motry" Onlya urunbeot- gWrl who cpuld pass Fine Arts witbout inorgue -and have prayers1 said over A NEE .
not o te cntrry."Onl ou beot-a shuddler, will listen to the strains of It. Not that we have a loose board
y a edcoservatism PrOteCtS >them. Our "I LOVE YoivOnly"-in prose. ~under the old oak where we hide odd
os h odehr us urM aba, or sidwlks, 4ur street (ears And4 the worst of it is, the Hoppers dimes and cigarette coupons. No, LAST TIMES OF
(or th9e lack of tbem),. "the fioor, th reafly belteye they mean what they dear heart, not that \we're mlse~l
SATURAY, EBRURY 8,1918 campssre-eyes;-verily they were stay. HWgher education? My frlend, But we ca~n think of I884 differentMTHER C E C RL
cocie by clumsy artlsts with
6 asik some carpenter or even a respect- things to bring PERMANE~NT sm les
Nigh-Edior cumsytool. .able old clothes man if hed go tWQ to Her cheeks, without frst 'wearlng MAYME REMiR ! A PC
FredB. Fulk.F~1rthermoThe, croumstauces have weeks without a shave, wear a j>ersey Her Out with a F~oe-To-Feet Hop, and
Asisatba de ree that y>ou ha not view ou to save laundry bills, reduce hld diet then when She's weary and helpless, £3 E3A~-
F. . Curc. atural splend org. ur defecta ar to a Christian S ience minimum-all to ?priflg that line of c medy you A L LW R Em NC n t
D. A SaraughOur 1oeul. psztre. neotly unair for a one, night stand. Would they Iearned at the Bijou last week. Any-
ed, twine and twist absurdly, grotes- f ug-_ _ _ - _ -B X P R IS A E T EP O E A E
(Maurce L.Toulm.) quly.' Wils, One time inspirin1gly
Hey Sk- nn/--y Ltt beutfu, e.vilW laden w~ith their ban 'was on the Buhny, the t~ag on the at 'tack of variety and originality in COIGNEXT MONPAY~
pu,~w' we ca edac;now stand ou lik Thanksgving lot, and oodles of iro the movement. TUSA k\WEDNESDAY T
ris nd ons agf wen yu wre ouns, ul, greys and foridiung. fations on ~the stately and 3everend The student "who was electrically
ee bis of rso s a d och sppomasqueradea, cheats you, and roBea o Nelli from Nantuket, Bess rugngdhile epektd iv disDni s
sicete teeeeraea iththelon- Fr al tesewe are truly reet fromn Iexter, were not to belhown the new-brain becomes adjusted.
somnes o th lng fjrnn hour ant. We biumbIy and sincerely apl triumph of the educated Tango, nor "As a sad sidelight on~ the great func
webi pr7otrcopnyinte '/ gierejoice because Biflli' wras there with lion of the. Juniors, one un'for~unate HE M N
ful .ters________Q______Engs_,the bear. And the dears who, Pn the Daily atonizer is said to have forgot-
c"isie,"tobe;sre btevn he TE YNC' CRNR seelusion of their bomes, had for ten himself while telegraphically view- -AMJUS~ STROF
*yu drnggnc,-yu jcua months practiced the intricate mnazes ing the affair and~to have unintention- C S E W R
tion' o 'wnder an aprec ato (H~arold Schradzki.) - of society's wifdest foot-tanglers, must ally made a slandering remark about M SCL0MD TR
er$no t b sored .se~al on, elodijus Wabins needs forege the delight, because an a young lady which was heard wire-
thi - ot,, ear, lathom~y one Cme chant a dirge to thi dance that's unappreciative pommittee wouildn't lessly over the <private pocket tele- S h o a sSNSDNE
aderkon. onewatch. Poor Neli<e. Poor Bessie. phone of her 1iancee, and the Daily
Tody t s a twas.Woildy-An th ldywhostye fr ada. ndour hear~t breaks for Dot. . ata htb Prnp otNXT
ri4.thelad wb ~t)7'4< ~i da~ Ad Uaperonas Take Reed. m a btb~Prnp ot
o-negaty ngad ttOn-An Ut r obnng thae'end o ulan, ry For the ba was on the bunny, All students will be vacclnated0$
er epur rheori of col Cofiewaft of the wiork that the ior- / rInl gQ mto. Macbee hai a ghn'y Bar, u a Waean Weusa M u i a Coeyf0 P o
becoq tis ly fe in___r__b__ng___n__r___u____enext w eek from ~ 9:00 to 10:OO oclock in
apette, nug' Wehed t . t ndower' a cuir wheni the ci'eitor FUTYRE FLASHES.
14ter hae bee nncalgtl egei' iss Esterwhile who led the Hop ~ h aasR
ls ytsyyugetfre. As 9folI(dnvol- .last evening was paticularly notice-
we w~ul pardesurpise amae. he came and She left, utthe xmzn- able for her latest senstipn "T~he Gar-
Agan w - oul ;askin ourwie- ry'l sayden of Eden gown." He~r male escort Is havIig a Qro~at R@emova$ S l
Seeaprdti. ' .In the ozens f. unpaid bills to pay. was ezceedlngly noticeab~le in his con--
30o ~dtro wre w aetran 1lom ur.And-Cisses, ventinal un~divided skirts. U .. 0? VI P1 L LU VW S a nr d P E NA
ed ogts fr yur.Aprovngnod Glok.Andaino urk. And in ad Photographs of the second extra
urT spa, ounlst , muIcens 'iinw may mention sobs, hissed were telegraphed broadcast. Miss Pyl- ...
okeamths.sngser-ya, ve un "uses," an4 <s few 'Well directed yl& $ankurst,'37Presidentof the Unit- A TJe Aprfil ist, W ill DOt 3 4 SO 4 %
to or jnitrsareon res paade grnts opf ge4rl sqrrow.. For the ed States, reports great astonishment
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