THE MICHIGAN DAILY
Dreadful Demon Dupes
Demented Dudes, Demands
D~ollars for Dreamy Dances
719, No. University Aveuue
We are giving 25 perpent discount on ouir entire
stock of Men's Suits and Overcoats. This in-
cludes till our fo*mous Stein-Bloch Clothing
which is so well and favorably known.
We have received another large shipment
of our $10.00 Mackinaw.
Michigan's campus is in the hands
of an ogre. Those who have seen this
monster swear hie is far mightier than
the dlemon of exams, the blue boob
I imp or any of the other beasts which
harass the students' days-and nights.
']his ogre is terrible to behold. His
head is made of bard earned cash, his
body is a mass of flowers and favors
while' his limbs are clad in the con-
ventional Ildoeskinl. On his feet are
dainty pumps and his function is to
::ance and smile:
It is none other than the "J" flop
monster. Already many students are
enthralled by his snares and are
hi-;eeforth doomed to sleepless nights.
It usually starts with the day that the
demon isprings hls trap in the shape
,t' stn impulse to ask some damsel to
One class, however, both seizes the
bait and ecns It is remarkable,
but the whole matter arrests not with
the creatures prey but with the whims
of femininity and the price of party
gotwns. MIany 1an1unsusp~ecting youth
has'been fairly within tke clutches of
the "social dragon" only to slide elus-
ively out azain via the ''throw- down''
There iso one consolation, however,
for those who fall into the hands of
the animal. They are drugged for a
time by the se' anaesthetic of the
beautiful, andth forgetfulness of
their trials that aire to come by the l
soft music of the dance and the thrills
of the aforementioned "species." Of
course they awaken later, smother the'
monster in profanity and then "loosen
up"' a bit more or else seek a loan
A oral: T1his is not a warning, They
all fall anyxxa.
Uindesch mitt, Apfel
The popular Price Tailor
Bell Phone 871-L
I' i y;",
Exira fine blue,; serges and COverct.,ats $284$30
M1yjir-, n F9
The Place to Buy
Quarry Drug Go.
A uS IN 'I'BIS COLUMIN ARE TO) BE
iS Pith _1E--11. I
l"4) RtIet---Six rooni -apartment fur-
nis'hed or unfurnished. Telephone.
For Rent-Front room, location first-
class; steam heat, mission furni-
ture, everythaing desirable. 727 S.
Thayer. Phone 1119-J. 71-72
lor tRtit or Sale-Underwood, Oliver,
te imngton, and Smith typewriters
at lowest prices. 0. D. Morrill, 322
3S. SiLtte. 71-73
Wa td --Catholic students who need
a payingo position for vacation please
see MAr. Smithson Friday and Sat--
urd, y, 516 S. Division. 1058-L. 72
1)z ntaal Sudenuts Attentionu!
#We have a stock of zinc and lead
'for your requirements. f-l. L. Switzer
Co., 310 S. State St. 72-73
We sharpen all miakes safety razor
blade s. H4. L. Switzer Co., 310 S. State
PTS" ,t ELi 2AVEUR INT "FE WiST I
OIL STATE STRUET
Saturtlay, January 13._ Senior lit
luncheon and da (e at the Michigan
Union, 12:i'0 m.
1Pri vate preparation for exams. Call
at 1:331 Geddes or phone 1829-1, after
6:4.5Ip. nm. 72
1111E PAlA IS RQY AL, 300 E. Lib-
ertly Street is selling Michigan Pen-
nants and Pillows at a great reduc-
tion. Call andl see. 71-73
All cars in the future will stop al
Goodyear Drug Store. 1 tf.
Caterin: and serving of lunches,
small parties and banquets for univer-
sity women's clubs and sororities,
lone in good style at 114 N. Ingalls.
Open every evening until 9:30. Sun-
clays fronm 9:30 to 12:30, 1:30 to 3:30
only. Lyndon's kodaks, fllms, flash-
lights. 719 N. University. Sun&Fri
The best shoe sine next to Wag-
ncr's. eod tf
We Servo Hot
VN IVETSITlY CALENDIARI
104 N. Fourth Ave
The abiity t
whether Cat workeor TAhy
^-13- based on s o u - c,
vi ~izd nrv~ ~ticria o: ~-o -.Corexercise and
body-building, nee .. -restoring foGd are the two things
which make ycj LfI;j 14and keep- you efficient.
of all th-in <x ou e a.1- is th-e neartest approach to the or'c
food co ji ng llth vlubl esetils of'tim-. t.
r"_1uI pay :a pro n' nt p:~in the Diet of evcry s .nt,
af I ?:, b.;ain- worker and musc w~le worker.
ON ALL 'FLANNEL SHIRTS
ret i 1.1 \ F' and STOCK UP °:N SHIRTS; a saving
to y'ou of f r, m
35 cents to 70 clents Per Garment
FRATERNITY JEWELERS AND) STATIONERS
Jewelers, Statio-.et s, Opticians and Fraternity Jeo elers
207-211 Vt OODWAR[) AVENUE, DLTROIT
Tin er, &mliCompany
342 S. State tI.
Praws BUTlizi zMaynard Street
,l ecoss fromi Majestic
Fine Repairing: Watches, Jewelry, Foun-
tain Pens, Eye-Glasses and Spectacles
Bring $n the Broken Pieces
308 S. State St. Phone 543
I~ ie~:to make crbi p. Serve
a, c<,,-~ o canned fruits.
L'ViRDE ti~A OP\
NIAGARA IrALLS, N. Y.,
ich anong Books for
The Greatest Bargains Ever Offered
to Clothing Buyers
Sale coinmenzces Monday, January 61h, and will continue for the
next thirty (W0) days.
.$15.00 Suit or Overcoat, $11.25
EE it 13.50
GET ONE OF OURn
ALARM CL CS~ Z~1.o will get
Pr ces ali ways rglt tud ,i ci cks ti aratnteed.
III LEAST WASHINGTON
J.. L. CHAPM4AN J4
Telephone 71 6-
to yo(: "_-asses on tiie
or Overcoat, $18.75
ii fi 22.50.
it it 16.50
35.00 ti ii 26.25
Odd Trousers at A Big Reduction
p e ;:L _ .. , :: : ---
2 23 S. IMaI-..________.
Promnpt Service~ and
S. Mtate Street
121-123 S~ Main St.
sr, . .
All Candies made by,
A r Iijiverity
t 'x.. iE1CYS°i49 %vb
4 Lo'wney and Mersa at, the
Wish you a HAPPY
Wfe Insist on Satisfying
Btel 9'Phone 416
and PROSP RO'U NEW YEAR.
and ROSEROS NW YAR.1219 SOUTH UNIVERSITY AVENUE,