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THE MICHIGAN DAILY
official newspaper at 'he University of Mich-
igan. Published every morning except M4on-
:ay during the university year.
F ntered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor,
Michigan wader Act. of Congress of March 3,
Offices Ann Arbor Press Building. Sub-
scription pri"e: by carrier, $2.30; by mail,
$3.00. Want Ad. Stations: 'Press Building;
c2 arry's Pharmacy; University Pharmacy; C.
i i. Davis, Cor. Packard and State.
Telephones 96o and. 2414.
Maurice Toulme ......Managing Editor
Adna Johnson............ Business Manager
Hd. Beach Cartenter.........News Editor
jFred Iionilk.............. Assistant to Editor
F. M. Church.. ..............ports Y: dtor
leonard Rieser ........ Intercollegiate editor
Robert Tannahill I........Music and Drama
Glenn Mminn f I"
Harold Abbott ....... ........Cartoonist
Lillian "Thomson..........Women's Editor
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Some foolish editors have assumed
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t'. F. Thompson
C. A. Swainson
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ASSISTANTS TO BUSINESS MANAGER
Sherwood Field Harry Johnson
Jahn S. Leonard F. G. Millard
Loss of popularity Is a bitter
and Main Streets
nient place for
'an iniallability. A foolish public has
Chester Lang believed, and had its belief shattered.
Jabin llsu it i el
WValter Nye isnel
ta RemusKline Generalities are ignoran~ces. ',,w, -'
Bruce Miles, papers nre interesting because they
RS'j are human. It is their greatest fault'
J. M. Barrett and their greatest virtue.
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Leon Greenebauni ____------________ ____
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Popular Priced Tailor 209 E. LIBERTY STREET
BUSINESS STAFF iI
R. V. Leffler K. J. Hofmnann
A. ST. Torrey Myron Watkins IPrts
THURSDAY, APRIL 30, 1914. Having shelled my daddy's shcckl s;
For an atb-el-etic book,
THE PROFESSIONAL HAND. I feel that Cassie Chadwick,
The ichian nioneleti~~lesWas a crude and short horned crook.
prohibit professional politics, back-al- The numbers call for baseball gamnes,
ley methods, bossism and in a word (I like to watch 'em sizzle)
all of those distasteful, ward heeling On yester eve I took three bolts,,
means of the "outside, practical The game-It was a fizzle.
world." It is as it should be. __
The student who steps into a Union It's it Space Filler Lads, But We're it
office can feel just pride, for he has tinAwful iHurry
not been put there solely by his su- There was a physician of long ago
preme "bravery" in the matter of Who hired a man to shovel his snow;
pledging votes. The Union system for- But instead of a-shovel he gave him a
tuinately confers an honor-the only hoe,
real honor there is. As a nominee and He was a, Floe-me-a-path, you know.
as an officer, he has been a recipient lii.
of appreciation and trust from his fel- ---
loves. Our3i' Miulnl~ei, Minstrels
A discussion of the qualifications is Mr. Johnson: Mr. Bonles, do you
to. be highly desired. That is educa- know why Villa never shoots a man
Lion. And what a success this sys- with a glass eye.
term has proved to be? The present Mr. Bones: No, Mr. Johnson, 1 was
and past efficiency of the Union is not aware of the fact. Will you tell
founde d upon the non-pledging and the assemblage the reason for this
nomination scheme, without the shad-, wonderful fact.
ow of a doubt. The stuident body has Mr. Johnson: Simple. lie uses a buti-
cause to congratulate itself. let. Har, har!!!!
The nomination system brings forth Introducing the infant son of Baul
men who are too sensitive and honor- 1 Tue, our famous big league umpire, in
able to mix in gangs. And so the pro- his comedy dialogue and hundred yard
hibition does prohibit and the men sprint, entitled, "If You're Going to
who have gone into the closer service Throw a Bottle Boys, Be Sure and
of the Union havo gone in with clean PKass the Pop." (Meaning use a Coca
hands. Cola bottle).
209 South~ Stuts Street
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SeLfe drinking wwtor,
j VC. IFr0Ixw.Proprietor
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ni Chocolates, 80 Cents
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FOUNTAIN PEON HOSPITAL
AND LO, ANOTHER H-UMAN!
The newspaper has been said to have
no heart, to be a wolf, a liar, ra stealer
of peoples' respectability, a beast Land
all that is evil, base, corrupt and. fla-
lie Should Be Sentenced to Thun a lu-
nior Column For One Week
Jordie Writes: lDear Smiles: What
do you think should happen to the
sanitary medic who enters the hash
r " SCHLEEDE.
340 S. STATE ST.
grant. Ihouse, wps111s chiair with theUiC
But, no! A newspaper is only hu- does the same thing to his plat
man. Its news is gathered by hu- knife and other face feeders, to
means, its stories are written by hu- nate luring germs, and then
mlans, its mistakes are human and its his mug at the end of the meal
successes are human. Yes, a newspa- the same napkin?
per is human, is passionate, is enthu---
siastic, is lethargic, is cowardly, is Billie: Did you name your
corrupt, is fearless or is honest. The "Waiter" because it was so slow
newspaper has a heart-a big human Phillie: Ndope, because it was s
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