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THE NECK OF THE WOODS
by the
COUNT OF KILLARNEY
Concerning the agitation over the
awarding of track "M's" the chief ar-
gument seems to be that it will cheap-
en the letter. In after years, will it
go this far?
Ah, well do I remember,
When we met Podunk Center,
And overwhelmed them by a mighty
score.
Every man who ran a race,
No matter if he placed,
Got at least one gigantic M or more.
And upon each presentation,
Of the much sought decoration,
His children got a right to wear them
too.
Till the whole durn population'
Exchanged congratulations
And wore their M's of many different
hues.
So upon each graduation, .
With mighty celebration,
They conferred an M on every her and
him,
A big one for the studes,
A pink one for the dudes,l
A
month from now
We always lead
i care of by the
FORESTRY CLUB WILL HOLD
ITS ANNUAL BANQUET SOON.
The annual banquet of the Forestry
Club will be held on Saturday, March
23 at the Michigan Union. The af-
fair this year is to be given in honor
of Prof. Roth, head of the forestry de-
partment, and will be in the nature of
a farewell tribute to him, inasmuch as
he leaves Michigan this June to go to
Cornell as senior professor of forestry.
Tickets for the banquet, which are lim-
ited in number to the seating capacity
of the dining hall at the Union, may
be obtained from the members of the
banquet committee.,
town nth I
At a discursive assembly of the,
Nauseous Order of Campus Pests last
evening, the charter members elected
the following to honorary membership
in the Order:
The guy what says, "Fine spring
weather we're havin'."
The 1002th man what boards the
7:45 car to Ypsi.
The proud and boasting possessor'
of a bouncing" no-con record.
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they fail, there's the undertaker.
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