Helpful Heart Healing Hints
by Nora Lean Jibbey
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Love With His Wife.<
Jibbey:-I am thirty-four
about the matter. I feel that I ought
to call on a nice girl occasionally or I
)ear
fairly handsome by my I shall get out of practice?
ds. I have been married several
and lately find myself in great
er of falling in love with my own
Such a scandal has not occur-
n our corner of tute-ville in the
ory of the oldest assistant-junior-
:iate professor. Tell me what we
do, o thou reader of hearts, that
burning disgrace may not become
n to our neighbors, and then to
e pink tea news bureau. Our so-
prestige, littlethough it be, our
dships, our very honor at stake.
can we do to avoid this calamity?
Yours in desperation,
A. P. D. Q.
Tully as I appreciate your predic-
t I feel that you should be able
crifice all for true love. That you
the opportunity to entertain so
and so distinguished a visitor
d be ample reward. You might
ecuring an attractive cook and
ing her affectionately on the back
i by way of deceiving the neigh-
A. Yipsi "Co-Ed."
r Miss Jibbey:-I am a "co-ed" at
and dearly love to eat fudge, go
nces, and the theater with a nice
but although there are many nice
here, they all have students from
Arbor, and I cannot find a single
hat will allow me to even call on
What would you advise me to do
"Lonesome."
You might try coming to Ann Arbor.
It is believed that there are many fair
ladies secreted about the university
who are being overlooked. This inno-
vation would aid the D. U. R. by pro-
viding traffic in the unprofitable di-
The Classic Event of
the Seeson
Ninth Annual Tour of Recognized
Artistic Achievement
E COB URN
PLAYERS
In Magnificent Scenic Production
of Shakespeare's Masterpiece
MACBETH
rection.
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She is Short Three.
Dear Miss Jibbey:-I am a fair
freshwoman ofthe university. I un-
derstand that there are over 4,000 men
here and only 800 women. That ought
to give five men for every woman. I
only have two. What shall I do to get
my other three?
Elizabeth.
It is unfortunate that an equitable
division is not provided by the author-
ities but under the circumstances you
should consider yourself well cared
for. You should remember that many
of the 4,000 are medics who would talk
to you about unpleasant subjects that
would make you ill. The engineers,
would be likely to be beastly technical
and would bore you, while the laws are
likely to break your furniture, The
dent will want to look at your teeth
the first night he calls, and the phar-
mic s almost certain to want to mix a
new lotion for you in the fern vase.
Then there are many whose tastes lure
them to points east, and for such you
would not care.
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