Helpful Heart Healing Hints by Nora Lean Jibbey ii I New TUESDAY, 20 U. U Love With His Wife.< Jibbey:-I am thirty-four about the matter. I feel that I ought to call on a nice girl occasionally or I )ear fairly handsome by my I shall get out of practice? ds. I have been married several and lately find myself in great er of falling in love with my own Such a scandal has not occur- n our corner of tute-ville in the ory of the oldest assistant-junior- :iate professor. Tell me what we do, o thou reader of hearts, that burning disgrace may not become n to our neighbors, and then to e pink tea news bureau. Our so- prestige, littlethough it be, our dships, our very honor at stake. can we do to avoid this calamity? Yours in desperation, A. P. D. Q. Tully as I appreciate your predic- t I feel that you should be able crifice all for true love. That you the opportunity to entertain so and so distinguished a visitor d be ample reward. You might ecuring an attractive cook and ing her affectionately on the back i by way of deceiving the neigh- A. Yipsi "Co-Ed." r Miss Jibbey:-I am a "co-ed" at and dearly love to eat fudge, go nces, and the theater with a nice but although there are many nice here, they all have students from Arbor, and I cannot find a single hat will allow me to even call on What would you advise me to do "Lonesome." You might try coming to Ann Arbor. It is believed that there are many fair ladies secreted about the university who are being overlooked. This inno- vation would aid the D. U. R. by pro- viding traffic in the unprofitable di- The Classic Event of the Seeson Ninth Annual Tour of Recognized Artistic Achievement E COB URN PLAYERS In Magnificent Scenic Production of Shakespeare's Masterpiece MACBETH rection. -o 1- She is Short Three. Dear Miss Jibbey:-I am a fair freshwoman ofthe university. I un- derstand that there are over 4,000 men here and only 800 women. That ought to give five men for every woman. I only have two. What shall I do to get my other three? Elizabeth. It is unfortunate that an equitable division is not provided by the author- ities but under the circumstances you should consider yourself well cared for. You should remember that many of the 4,000 are medics who would talk to you about unpleasant subjects that would make you ill. The engineers, would be likely to be beastly technical and would bore you, while the laws are likely to break your furniture, The dent will want to look at your teeth the first night he calls, and the phar- mic s almost certain to want to mix a new lotion for you in the fern vase. Then there are many whose tastes lure them to points east, and for such you would not care. PRICES: $.25, .50, .75,1.00 Feb. 17, 10a. m. Cherry Bark that both c remedy of efficiency c The I 122 S. Main St. tas >r a return engag be one of the big t theatrical season appeared here ear i such success th 'ents The he famous musical com ward Jolly and Winif >e here coming direct fr theater, Detroti. pecialty Dr. Earl F. Randolph Returns. Dr. Earl F. Randolph, demonstrator of clinical dentistry in the Dental col- ,CIGARS lege, resumed his work yesterday in ~, Pirts the department. Since the Christmas holidays. Dr. Randolph has been se- Pipes riously ill at his home in Salamanca, N. Y. td give you M. Kansas Students Gather at Union. PES The Kansas club will hold a smoker at the Union Friday evening at 8:30 to celebrate Kansas day. A business meet- L V Jing will also be held at which officers .A for the year will be elected. All men bor, Mich. from Kansas are urged to be present. * ingrowing Make Money during vacation. Your spare and cured. time during the summer will yield large olutely an- profits to hustlers. Every home a possible and 7-8 p m purchaser. Representatives will have ex- ,y clusive territory. Write for bookleband full rth 1 2th particulars. one 9894 D. L. SILVER & Co., Dep't 9, Clayton, N. J. ction Sale of Shirts It doesn't 10 or 100, or not have disc tant question 4 If you have us once, you'll never hesit question - so thorough with the style, fit; V Make your FRED W. $1.20 $1.35 All $2.50 Shirts now $3.00 " $1.00 - $1.88 - $2.25 - 85c who will show you our beautiful 4AR JO c, or three for $i.oo TWIN & FIEGEI, Largest tailors in the world of C Price Building .I I ,A hs to