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INTERWEB
EAVESDROPPING
(856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A
FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE
CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Diablo Cody: Before vanilla candles
were invented, people had to actu-
ally bake cookies to mask the scent
of feces. #modernconvenience
Today, my aunt came into the
world. My 67 year-old grandfather
FML married a 24 year-old woman who
just gave birth to my new aunt, who
is 18 years younger than me. FML

ASiAN BOOBS
If you are a creepy Asian fetishist,
there's an app for you: Asian Boobs.
The app is proud to tote the "hottest
Asian babes in the app store" with its
albums filled photos of scantily clad
Asian women. The app only costs 99
cents, and by owning it, you are mak-
ing a statement about yourself - "I am
a creepy-ass motherfucker."

Hig9,h F16v e
A notable Ann Arborite gives five
answers to a curious question.
CHANELVON HABsBURG-LOTHRINGN/ualy
Bill Gillmore
Owner,Tie DawnTreader Book Shop
Who are five authors
that you think are awful?
1. Clive Cussler: "His dialogue is awful. His dialogue is absurd. His stories
might be gold if he let someone else write them."
2. Dan Brown: "Talk about the most overrated! I was completely disappointed
with ('The Da Vinci Code')."
3. Jacques Derrida: "His work is so opaque thatnobody can say whathe
means."
4. Piers Anthony: "He wrote some interesting stuff. Then be started- a series
called 'Xanth,' which for all intents and purposes are adolescent sex fantasies."
5. Samuel Richardson: "In my opinion, he writes self-important novels that
just go on forever."
SINGLE REVIEW
SPOON
"IS LOVE FOREVER?"
Clocking in at a cool two minutes and change, "Is Love Forever?" is one of the
first hints from the new Spoon album Transference (due out in January) that has
appeared in recent live shows. The Austin quartet picks up where 2007's brilliant Ga
Ga Ga Ga Ga left off, with brashness and pop finesse intact. The track begins with
pulsingpower chords, slowly stacking the guitars higher until Daniel's street-smart
growl kicks in, asking "Are you quite certain, love?" with increasing intensity as the
song cracks wide open. If this is a sign of Spoon to come, then certainty shouldn't
be a problem. 'v . 's sm m r' 'e
MIKEKUNTZ

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ONLINE GAMES OF THE WEEK

PUMPKIN REMOVER
If you thought "Red Remover" was great, you'll think
"Pumpkin Remover" is slightly less great, but still pretty good.
The same premise holds: Remove allthe rotten pumpkins with-
out losing any of the fresh ones. This short, simple Halloween
twist on the winning formula may scream last-minute project,
but it can still entertain for many minutes on end.
Find it at:
http://tinyurl.com/playpumpkinremover

SHARK MOUNTAIN
It doesn't get any more BAMF than being a shark in an ice
pool at the top of a mountain eating people who try to blow up
the peak. Oh wait, yes it does: You get to blow up helicopters,
too. It's all the underwater steering of "Dolphin Olympics"
with all the blood, guts and awesomeness that you expect from
a game about sharks. Simple, addictive, indescribably badass.
Find it at:
http://tinyurl.com/playsharkmountain

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