0 2B - Thursday, November 5, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com iPHONE APP Hm 0 C m INTERWEB EAVESDROPPING (856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?! Diablo Cody: Before vanilla candles were invented, people had to actu- ally bake cookies to mask the scent of feces. #modernconvenience Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather FML married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML ASiAN BOOBS If you are a creepy Asian fetishist, there's an app for you: Asian Boobs. The app is proud to tote the "hottest Asian babes in the app store" with its albums filled photos of scantily clad Asian women. The app only costs 99 cents, and by owning it, you are mak- ing a statement about yourself - "I am a creepy-ass motherfucker." Hig9,h F16v e A notable Ann Arborite gives five answers to a curious question. CHANELVON HABsBURG-LOTHRINGN/ualy Bill Gillmore Owner,Tie DawnTreader Book Shop Who are five authors that you think are awful? 1. Clive Cussler: "His dialogue is awful. His dialogue is absurd. His stories might be gold if he let someone else write them." 2. Dan Brown: "Talk about the most overrated! I was completely disappointed with ('The Da Vinci Code')." 3. Jacques Derrida: "His work is so opaque thatnobody can say whathe means." 4. Piers Anthony: "He wrote some interesting stuff. Then be started- a series called 'Xanth,' which for all intents and purposes are adolescent sex fantasies." 5. Samuel Richardson: "In my opinion, he writes self-important novels that just go on forever." SINGLE REVIEW SPOON "IS LOVE FOREVER?" Clocking in at a cool two minutes and change, "Is Love Forever?" is one of the first hints from the new Spoon album Transference (due out in January) that has appeared in recent live shows. The Austin quartet picks up where 2007's brilliant Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga left off, with brashness and pop finesse intact. The track begins with pulsingpower chords, slowly stacking the guitars higher until Daniel's street-smart growl kicks in, asking "Are you quite certain, love?" with increasing intensity as the song cracks wide open. If this is a sign of Spoon to come, then certainty shouldn't be a problem. 'v . 's sm m r' 'e MIKEKUNTZ 0 ONLINE GAMES OF THE WEEK PUMPKIN REMOVER If you thought "Red Remover" was great, you'll think "Pumpkin Remover" is slightly less great, but still pretty good. The same premise holds: Remove allthe rotten pumpkins with- out losing any of the fresh ones. This short, simple Halloween twist on the winning formula may scream last-minute project, but it can still entertain for many minutes on end. Find it at: http://tinyurl.com/playpumpkinremover SHARK MOUNTAIN It doesn't get any more BAMF than being a shark in an ice pool at the top of a mountain eating people who try to blow up the peak. Oh wait, yes it does: You get to blow up helicopters, too. It's all the underwater steering of "Dolphin Olympics" with all the blood, guts and awesomeness that you expect from a game about sharks. Simple, addictive, indescribably badass. Find it at: http://tinyurl.com/playsharkmountain L