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Hot Dog Man not finished
At the Iowa game two week-
ends ago, I came back to my seat
in the student section with 10
hot dogs for my friends, who had
left. I saw a friend standing up
one section over and yelled, "Hey
Tommy, want a hot dog?"
To the delight of fans, I threw
him one. I bought eight more hot
dogs and yelled, "Who wants a
hot dog?" Everyone stood up and
began cheering as I tossed them
out. It was a thrill.
After I was finished, eight ush-
ers came and and took me from
the stadium amid rampant boos
and chants of "Hot Dog Man" and
"Let him stay."
They were positive that I had
been throwing full water bottles
and wanted me arrested, but the
cops told them they couldn't.
After a repeat performance at
the Northwestern game, I might
want to do it long into the future.
The root of my desire to do this
has been my lifelongimpulse to
buy Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
a hot dog. I have been going to
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Michigan baseball games for
a few years now, hoping to see
Lloyd there and buy him a hot
dog. Hopefully, some day my
dream will come true.
JAY TR ZCINSKI
Shakespearean
drama before class
I was waiting for my English
lecture on "Julius Caesar" to start
yesterday in the Natural Science
Auditorium when two students
burst in.
One carried copies of the
Michigan Every Three Weekly,
a campus humor magazine. The
other carried a sign that said "God
Hates the Every Three Weekly"
and chanted "No!" repeatedly.
One girl, obviously on edge after
seeing the radical preachers on
the Diag earlier in the semester,
asked the fake protester what the
sign said.
When he told her, she tried to
initiate a theological debate.
"Doesn't God love everyone?"
she asked.
The student with the sign
ignored her. She fumed for a
moment until someone nearby let
her in on the joke.
ANDREW GROSSMAN
No Picard, but a
lookalike
The Royal Shakespeare Com-
pany made a surprise appearance
at a theatre Halloween party
Saturday night. The beer-splat-
tered living room erupted into
applause at about 1 a.m. when
six RSC members strode in. One
was dressed as Captain Jean Luc
Picard of Star Trek. Patrick Stew-
art, who played Picard and is in
RSC, missed out on the fun.
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Engineering junior Jay Trzcinski, better known as Hot Dog
Man, stands up and throws the pork treats to the crowd during
the Iowa game two weekends ago.
CRIME NOTES
Purse stolen
from student
near campus
WHERE: The corner of
William and Maynard
streets.
WHEN: Sunday at about
10:45 p.m.
WHAT: A female student
had her purse stolen by a
suspect while walking, the
Department of Public Safety
reported. After taking the
purse, the suspect jumped
into a dark colored two-
door vehicle waiting down
the street. The suspect is
described as a white male,
20 to 30 years old with
scruffy facial hair and a blue
hooded sweatshirt. DPS
spokeswoman Diane Brown
said the incident was similar
to other recent robberies.
CAMPUS EVENTS & NOTES
"There have been a handful
of similar incidents in nearby
off-campus areas in the last
couple of months," Brown
said.
The incident is under inves-
tigation.
Drum stolen
from in front of
building
WHERE: Revelli Hall, 300
Block of E. Hoover Ave.
WHEN: Sunday at about 4:45
p.m.
WHAT: An alumni band
member's red snare drum was
stolen from the exterior of the
building, DPS reported. He
left the drum unattended out-
side of the building because it
was locked. After leaving for a
while, he returned to find the
drum gone. The drum is val-
ued at about $200.
Public speaking
activity
WHAT: Training for stu-
dents who wish to learn
how to gain confidence,
deliver impromptu speech-
es, lead meetings, listen to
others, deliver an evalua-
tion and motivate others
WHO: Michigan Toastmas-
ters
WHEN: Today from 6:30 to
8 p.m.
WHERE: The Michigan
Union Pond Room
Halloween
activities
WHAT: Halloween party
including activities such
as bobbing for apples, 'pin
the boo on the ghost' and a
donut- eatingcontest. Free
food will be provided and
a prize will be given to the
person with the best cos-
tume
WHO: Honors Peer Mentor-
ship
WHEN: Today from 9:45
p.m. to 12 a.m.
WHERE: South Quad Resi-
dence Hall basement
Brown bag
lecture
WHAT: A presentation by
Anton Shammas, a professor
in the University's Depart-
ment of Near Eastern Stud-
ies on human rights issues in
Israel and Lebanon
WHO: Institute for the
Humanities
WHEN: Today from 12 to
1 p.m.
WHERE: 202 S. Thayer
Street, room 2022
On this day in 1926, escape
artist and magician Harry
Houdini died in a Detroit
hospital. He died of a rup-
tured appendix that resulted
from a student punching him
twice in the stomach during a
lecture in Montreal.
An estimated $1.93 bil-
lion is spent on Hallow-
een treats every year.
That's more candy than is
sold for Easter, Valentine's
Day and Christmas.
Despite posting a winless
Big Ten record last sea-
son, the Michigan wom-
en's basketball team is ranked
ninth in the Big Ten, ahead of
two other teams.
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