2 - Tuesday, October 31, 2006 WEDNESDAY: University Jobs THURSDAY: Explained FRIDAY: Before You Were Here Hot Dog Man not finished At the Iowa game two week- ends ago, I came back to my seat in the student section with 10 hot dogs for my friends, who had left. I saw a friend standing up one section over and yelled, "Hey Tommy, want a hot dog?" To the delight of fans, I threw him one. I bought eight more hot dogs and yelled, "Who wants a hot dog?" Everyone stood up and began cheering as I tossed them out. It was a thrill. After I was finished, eight ush- ers came and and took me from the stadium amid rampant boos and chants of "Hot Dog Man" and "Let him stay." They were positive that I had been throwing full water bottles and wanted me arrested, but the cops told them they couldn't. After a repeat performance at the Northwestern game, I might want to do it long into the future. The root of my desire to do this has been my lifelongimpulse to buy Michigan coach Lloyd Carr a hot dog. I have been going to Togain campus immortality, submit your own Arbor Anec- dotes. Just keep them under 125 words. E-mail submissions to news@michigandaily.com. Michigan baseball games for a few years now, hoping to see Lloyd there and buy him a hot dog. Hopefully, some day my dream will come true. JAY TR ZCINSKI Shakespearean drama before class I was waiting for my English lecture on "Julius Caesar" to start yesterday in the Natural Science Auditorium when two students burst in. One carried copies of the Michigan Every Three Weekly, a campus humor magazine. The other carried a sign that said "God Hates the Every Three Weekly" and chanted "No!" repeatedly. One girl, obviously on edge after seeing the radical preachers on the Diag earlier in the semester, asked the fake protester what the sign said. When he told her, she tried to initiate a theological debate. "Doesn't God love everyone?" she asked. The student with the sign ignored her. 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Engineering junior Jay Trzcinski, better known as Hot Dog Man, stands up and throws the pork treats to the crowd during the Iowa game two weekends ago. CRIME NOTES Purse stolen from student near campus WHERE: The corner of William and Maynard streets. WHEN: Sunday at about 10:45 p.m. WHAT: A female student had her purse stolen by a suspect while walking, the Department of Public Safety reported. After taking the purse, the suspect jumped into a dark colored two- door vehicle waiting down the street. The suspect is described as a white male, 20 to 30 years old with scruffy facial hair and a blue hooded sweatshirt. DPS spokeswoman Diane Brown said the incident was similar to other recent robberies. CAMPUS EVENTS & NOTES "There have been a handful of similar incidents in nearby off-campus areas in the last couple of months," Brown said. The incident is under inves- tigation. Drum stolen from in front of building WHERE: Revelli Hall, 300 Block of E. Hoover Ave. WHEN: Sunday at about 4:45 p.m. WHAT: An alumni band member's red snare drum was stolen from the exterior of the building, DPS reported. He left the drum unattended out- side of the building because it was locked. After leaving for a while, he returned to find the drum gone. The drum is val- ued at about $200. Public speaking activity WHAT: Training for stu- dents who wish to learn how to gain confidence, deliver impromptu speech- es, lead meetings, listen to others, deliver an evalua- tion and motivate others WHO: Michigan Toastmas- ters WHEN: Today from 6:30 to 8 p.m. WHERE: The Michigan Union Pond Room Halloween activities WHAT: Halloween party including activities such as bobbing for apples, 'pin the boo on the ghost' and a donut- eatingcontest. Free food will be provided and a prize will be given to the person with the best cos- tume WHO: Honors Peer Mentor- ship WHEN: Today from 9:45 p.m. to 12 a.m. WHERE: South Quad Resi- dence Hall basement Brown bag lecture WHAT: A presentation by Anton Shammas, a professor in the University's Depart- ment of Near Eastern Stud- ies on human rights issues in Israel and Lebanon WHO: Institute for the Humanities WHEN: Today from 12 to 1 p.m. WHERE: 202 S. Thayer Street, room 2022 On this day in 1926, escape artist and magician Harry Houdini died in a Detroit hospital. He died of a rup- tured appendix that resulted from a student punching him twice in the stomach during a lecture in Montreal. An estimated $1.93 bil- lion is spent on Hallow- een treats every year. That's more candy than is sold for Easter, Valentine's Day and Christmas. 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