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Well, now you know why we don't do TV.
For far too long, you've taken our paper, ripped out the crossword
and ignored all the things that we've written. Bastards!
We'll never forget the late nights, the missed classes and the
raucous Daily Points. Tip to the virgins: Join the Daily, get laid.
Even if you're Meizlish. Or Grass.
If you summed up our joint tuitions, you would arrive at the GDP
of Ukraine. And for what? A near guarantee of unemployment?
An eight-page paper (thanks, ad staff) that 2 percent of you read
and 98 percent of you complain about?
We'll tell you what this-has been worth.
This has been worth free University rental cars (speeding tickets