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The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine -
2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, November 15, 2001
Horoscopes
Random student is
member of crew team
By Mizz Velveeta
Weekend, etc. Astrologer
Aries: March 21 -April 19
Take a stack of The Michigan Daily and
deliver them to students' doors like you are
playing "Paperboy."
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Watch out when you go to the bathroom late at
night - the monsters form "Silent Hill" will
attack you.
Gemini: May 21 - June 21
To avoid a case of sexual harassment, keep your
Power Gloves to yourself.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Have some fun George Costanza style and play
a game of "Frogger."
Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22
Try a crazy new hairstyle this week. Sonic the
Hedgehog's do would look great on you.
Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
Magic mushrooms always helped the Mario
Bros. defeat their enemies; they could probably
help you out too.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
For your next date, plan a romantic evening
eating Taco Bell and watching your favorite
video game movie.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Love is not in the air for you; your princess is in
another castle.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Like Zelda, go forth and seek the triforce.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
The secret codes to play your life are all in your
dreams.
Pisces: Feb.19 - March 20
Your life is really insignificant in the grand
scheme of things. To feel more important, play
"Sim City" and pretend you are a god.
By Louie Meizlish
Daily Arts Writer
The Michigan Daily: Hi. I'm Louie Meizlish
with the Michigan Daily and I'm conducting a
random student interview. Would you like to par-
ticipate?
Random: Sure.
TMD: OK. So what have you been doing late-.
ly?
R: What have I been doing lately what do you
mean?
TMD: Just, whatever.
R: What? In terms of my day?
TMD: Sure.
R: I'm on the crew team so I've been practic-
ing, I haven't been doing a lot of homework
because I'm in the Art School and we don't really
have a lot of homework. I've been catching up on
the news ... I've been walking around. Definitely
doing a lot of walking.
TMD: Yeah. You do that in college.
R: Yeah. I've been getting a lot of coffee.
TMD: Have you been doing a lot of sleeping?
R: Let's see, well last night I did because I was
watching the Michael Jackson special.
TMD: Oh yeah? Was that good?
R: Well I fell asleep during it, if that gives a
Virgo: Aug.23-
Sept. 22
Set up a game of "Duck Hunt" for hours of
entertainment at your next party.
I
hint as to anything.
TMD: He's been around a while.
R: Yeah. So I fell asleep during that and I woke
up at 11:00 and then took a shower and went to
bed. I've recently been having a lot of sleep but
normally I do not get a lot of sleep and I try and
catch up on the weekends and sometimes it hap-
pens and sometimes it doesn't.
TMD: Is that where the coffee comes in?
R: Yeah. That's definitely where the coffee
comes m. But this weekend I couldn't sleep in
because my parents were here.
TMD: Yeah. Are you a freshman or sopho-
more?
R: I'm a freshman.
TMD: So you're on the crew team. So you row
a boat basically?
R: Well we're off the water right now because
the lake's going to freeze over so we're erging
right now.
TMD: You're what?
R: Erging. E-R-G. In the Erg Room - it's the
machine that you row on. And we do that five
afternoons a week for an hour and a half. We get
pretty sweaty.
TMD: So when the lake doesn't freeze over?
R: We row on thebwater from the end of
September to about a week ago.
TMD: Where's "the water?"
R: It's Lake Belleville, about 20 min-
utes away.
TMD: Are you going to vote in the
MSA elections or have you voted?
R: I have not voted. But I just received
something tonight, a little hot pink sheet
telling me to vote, so I guess I should log
on and vote. I'm just a lazy bum and I
don't see if my vote really counts or not.
TMD: Have you heard about this fall
break?
R: Yes I have and I'm strongly in
agreement for that one. Definitely.
TMD: What would you do during
those two days?
R: During those two days? Well, I'd
probably want to go home and see all my
friends if it was at the same time as our
break. Or if I were to stay here I'd defi-
nitely catch up on sleep. I probably
wouldn't work.
TMD: You know I'm not really with
the Daily. I just call up people and start
conversations.
R: Are you lying?
TMD: No, I mean, yeah I'm really
with the Daily. I'm filling in for the guy
that normally does it.
R: If you're lying now I'm going to
get really angry.
TMD: No. I'm serious now. How am
I doing?
R: I think you're doing pretty good.
TMD: Really?
R: I think people like to talk about
themselves.
TMD: Yeah. I noticed.
R: Yeah. Have you noticed me? I like
to talk but ...
TMD: Yeah. Let me guess where
you're from. Are you from the New
York-New Jersey area?
R: Why do you say that?
TMD: You kind of talk that way.
R: I'm from Baltimore, Maryland, but
my parents are from New York and I get
my accent from them.
TMD: East Coast.
R: East Coast, exactly. I was actually
born in New York but I don't really live
there now.
Saturday
CAMPUS CINEMA
AmelieSee Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:30
& 7 p.m.
Waking Life See Friday. Michigan Theater.
9:30 & Midnight.
The Man Who Wasn't There See Friday.
State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 & 11:45
p.m.
Novocaine See Friday. State Theater.
2:30, 4:45, 7:15 & 9:15 p.m.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut God, I
hate you Kenny. State Theater. Midnight.
MUSIC
Chris Smither He has had the blues since
the 60's. You know they have drugs for
that now. Speaking of ... Got any? The Ark,
316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $15 761-1451.
The Bruce Katz Band Katz's B-3 organ
leads the blues/jazz band. The Firefly Club,
207 S. Ashley St. 9 p.m. $12. 665-9090.
Detroit Punk City CD Release Party
Remember when punk was hardcore? Yeah
like Green Day and stuff, I miss that. Elbow
Room, Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4 483-6374.
Sweet Honey in the Rock This quintet of
African-American a cappella singers fuses
a distinct style, including blues, jazz,
gospel and rap, with a theme of justice and
equality in their music. They are joined on
stage by a sign-language interpreter. 8
p.m. Hill Auditorium. $16-35. 764-2538.
THEATER
CAMPUS CINEMA
Amelie See Friday. Michigan Theater. 7 &
9:30 p.m.
Waking Life See Friday. Michigan Theater.
4:45, 7:15 & 9:40 p.m..
The Man Who Wasn't There See Friday.
State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Novocaine See Friday. State Theater.
2:30, 4:45, 7:15 & 9:15 p.m.
MUSIC
Green Chili Trio Spicy jazz to be taken with
a shot or two of pepto. Leopold Bros. 517
S. Main St., 9:30 p.m. $3 747-9806.
Kate Clinton Political satire puts a new
spin on the modern world. The Ark, 316
S. Main St., 7:30 p.m. $17.50 761-1451.
Bop Culture Like culture club just more
bop-able. The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley
St. 8:30 p.m. free. 665-9090.
THEA TER
"Chicago" See Fri. 2 p.m.
"The Secret Rapture" See Thurs. 2 p.m.
"It's All True" See Thurs. 2 p.m. $20.
A LTERNA TIVES
"A Matter of Degree: Abstraction in
Twentieth Century Art" See Thurs.
"Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awaji
Island" See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings" See
Thurs.
Monday
BOOKS
Novelist Reads from "Cold" John Smolens
discusses his new novel about a convict in
the U.P. who escapes from prison to begin
a journey into the past. Shaman Drum, 8
p.m. Free. 662-7407.
CAMPUS CINEMA
Amelie See Friday. Michigan Theater. 8:30
p.m.
Waking Life See Thursday. Michigan
Theater. 9:30 p.m.
The kids of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" magically become millionaires
"Chicago" See Fri.
"The Secret Rapture" See Thurs.
"It's All True" See Thurs. $25.
ALTERNATIVES
"A Matter of Degree: Abstraction in
Twentieth Century Art" See Thurs.
"Japanese Fisherman's Coats of Awaji
Island" See Thurs.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings" See
Thurs.
something, something. Michigan
Theater. 7 p.m.
The Glass Shield Yet another pipe shop
springing up in Ann Arbor. Michigan
Theater. 6 p.m.
The Man Who Wasn't There See Friday.
State Theater. 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Novocaine See Friday. State Theater. 7:15
& 9:15 p.m.
MUSIC
One of These Days there will be a good
joke in The List. Elbow Room, Ypsilanti, 10
p.m. $4 483-6374.
The Tom Allport Band Big time big band
from Warren. Bird of Paradise, 312 S.
Main St., 9 p.m. $5 662-8310
Avant Mondays: Into the Freylakh Klezmer
should be the universal music of love.
Improvised sensuality through electron-
Happy Birthday!
Charley's would like to be the first to
congratulate you with a free meal. Just bring
along a friend and proper ID, and select your
fiworite entree from our famous menu. It's
.ust our way ofsaying
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(XH Md1Hand thanksfor
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Sunday
ics. The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St., 8
p.m. $5 665-9090.
A LTERNA TIVES
"A Matter of Degree: Abstraction in
Twentieth Century Art" See Thurs.
"Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awaj
Island" See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings" See
Thurs.
Tuesday
CAMPUS CINEMA
Amelie-See Friday. Michigan Theater. 7 8
9:30 p.m.
Waking Life See Thursday. Michigai
Theater. 9:45 p.m.
Lumumba Umm, what? Michigan Theatei
7:15 p.m.
The Man Who Wasn't There See Friday
State Theater. 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Novocaine See Friday. State Theater. 7:1!
& 9:15 p.m.
MUSIC
Destiny Destiny? I have to thank you
making children SO FINE. Habitat Loung
Weber's Inn 3050 Jackson Road 8:
p.m. Free 665-3636.
Battlefield Band Cannot be worse th
Battlefield Earth. The Ark, 316 S. ME
St., 8 p.m. $17.50 761-1451.
The Ron Brooks Trio Ron and his mei
men. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St.
p.m. $5 662-8310
Andreas Scholl, countertenor Scholl,
German opera singer, will perform num
ous Renaissance-era selections to t
sounds of his lute accompanist, Karl-Err
Schroeder. 8 p.m. Mendelssohn Theat
$20-35. 764-2538.
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